After a while, Tian Ji followed two people and walked over, a man, a woman, the woman was naturally the girl called Wuxia last time, and the man walked next to Wuxia, wearing a pair of eyes, and his eyes were not big, but this small eye flashed with a desire to rape from time to time. Looking at Tian Ji again, his expression was serious and complicated, and he glanced at me, and I immediately understood.

The three of them walked over, and Tian Ji said to Wuxia: "This is the two of us who are small." As he spoke, he pointed at me and the old pig: "You haven't forgotten this person, have you?" Cheng Fei, we drank tea and ate together in the summer, and the one sitting over there is an old pig, I am young, and the relationship is very good! ”

"Hello hello! The old pig got up and said hello to the martial arts. Out of politeness, I still got up and smiled at her and nodded, "Hello! ”

"I'm going to introduce you. As he spoke, he pulled the man over: "This is a friend of mine, I was drinking with them just now, and there is an appointment here, so I brought him here, especially Tian Ji, don't pour me wine today, I brought someone here to block the wine for me." ”

Tian Ji was obviously unhappy, but he still stretched out his hand to the man and said, "Hello! Don't worry, we won't pour her today, since you're here, then we can't be polite! Happy New Year, everyone! "I could hear the smell of gunpowder in Tian Ji's words. Then we shook hands with the man and said hello.

"I'll go to the waiter and ask for a few more glasses." Tian Ji stood up and glanced at me.

Years of contact have given us a sense of tacit understanding, and I know that Tian Ji is really looking for me this time.

"It's good to find a waiter, why do you still call it yourself?" Wuxia was puzzled.

"You don't know, tonight's New Year's Eve, the music inside is deafening, and there is a cannon outside, my voice is not so good, by the way, I will go to the bathroom again, the bathroom is full just now, I have been holding back for a long time." As he spoke, he got up and walked to the bathroom.

I stood up and said, "Wait for me to go down, go together, I've been holding back for a long time." ”

Tian Ji immediately said ambiguously to the martial arts: "You see, we are reluctant to pee in order to wait for you, which means that if you don't come tonight, we will have to suffocate here." "The voice was so ambiguous that I couldn't feel comfortable listening to it.

On the other hand, the man's expression was more nervous, for fear that we would do something out of the ordinary.

"Alright! I was wrong! You...... Go ahead! I can't afford to suffocate you. The martial artist pretended to be pitiful, then grabbed a handful of melon seeds and swallowed them to himself.

When I got to the toilet, I saw that Tian Ji's face was still wrong, so I asked, "I said what moths did you pick up someone?" You won't be in trouble when you just enter the New Year, right? ”

"Holy shit! Can you get some good words out of your mouth? I don't feel right! Tian Ji said.

"I can see that something is wrong with you when you come up, and I know that you must be in trouble after so many years of giving me that look." As he spoke, he drove the field chicken to the side: "Don't occupy the pit and don't, I'm really here to pee!" Make a Move! ”

Tian Ji stood on the side, lit a cigarette and said, "I think something is wrong with that man, I never knew him, why did you say that martial arts suddenly brought a man over today?" It can't be that she's already guessed our plot, right? ”

"Don't think I'm as dirty as you, the conspiracy is your own thought, I didn't say that I was with you, just on my personal issues with martial arts, I and you are definitely not all the way." I said.

"Don't mind, I didn't say that I have your credit in my conspiracy, it's just that you are within the calculation of my conspiracy, to put it bluntly, you and Wuxia are just a pawn in my conspiracy." Tian Ji took a sip of his cigarette and said.

"Don't pretend to me here, I didn't agree with you to introduce martial arts to me at all." I said.

Tian Ji was stunned and shouted, "Fuck! Don't admit it, I told you when I came that time, and you agreed, and then you backtracked! You really can pretend to be a grandson better than me. ”

"Which ear did you hear me agree?" What I said earlier is to look again, do you understand what you mean? That is, I annoyed me with your words just now, and in order to stabilize you, I made a small delay against you. I said as I peed.

This time, Tian Ji didn't discuss with me about the problem of me and martial arts, instead, he focused all his attention on the man.

"I don't want to have anything to do with you about the two of you, I'll drink with them first, I focus on martial arts, don't worry, I have the means to let her drink, you and the old pig will pour that man's ......"

Tian Ji put aside my affairs with martial arts for the time being, and at the same time called Lao Zhu and called him to the toilet. In this way, the three of us were in the toilet of a bar, plotting something "big" to do in the new year.

After the discussion, the old pig and I walked out of the toilet, turned our heads, and saw that the field chicken was still stunned, I don't know what's wrong, and I didn't move.

"I said what's wrong with you? The old pig asked, "Do you think there is anything wrong with our plan?" ”

Suddenly, Tian Ji said excitedly, "Why the am I here?" I'm going to the bathroom, I haven't yet, I'm plotting a big deal and almost forgetting about my big thing, I'm going to pee first, and I'm going to buy some barbecue or something to bring with me, and you two go up and drink with those two first! As he spoke, he unzipped his pants.

The old pig and I turned around and heard a cry from behind: "Don't forget to go out and ask the waiter for a few more wine glasses!" ”