The two maids beside the empress, who were actually her personal guards, saw Lin Kai break into the empress's room, and pulled out the sword in her hand with a whoosh.

"Don't be rude, you two go down!"

"Oh, if the master has something to squeak, we are next door!"

The two female guards had no choice but to put away their swords and obediently went back to their rooms.

After a long time, the empress yawned twice and asked, "Where is the bathroom?"

"In the bathroom!"

"What is a bathroom?"

"The bathroom is the place to wash up and go out!"

The empress exclaimed, "Huh? Washing in a latrine? Isn't it smelly and dirty? ”

Lin Kai explained with a smile: "It's not smelly and it's not dirty, the filth is washed with water to the septic tank outside, you come in with me, and I'll teach you how to use it!" ”

Lin Kai opened the door of the bathroom and walked in, while the empress covered her nose with her hand and followed in curiously.

When I went to the bathroom, I didn't see any, it was very clean and didn't smell at all.

The empress slowly put down the hand covering her nose and asked, "What about the pit?" ”

Lin Kai pointed to a sitting toilet and said: "That's it, you just treat this thing as a gong bucket, press and hold this valve after pulling it, and the water will automatically flush the feces away!" ”

The empress stepped forward to see that it was clean and there was no peculiar smell, and she was surprised again.

When she was in the palace, she never went to the latrine because it stinks.

The empress has a gong room, and when she is in a hurry, she goes to her special gong room and pulls and urine into the gong bucket.

The palace maid poured the gong bucket once a day and washed it.

But it is impossible for people to pee only once a day, so this bucket still has a big smell of urine, and this sitting bucket in the bathroom has no smell at all.

"I'm just sitting on it?" The Empress couldn't believe it, and wanted to confirm it.

Lin Kai nodded and said, "Yes, you can sit on it and pull it!" ”

The empress blushed and said, "You go out first, I want to pay tribute!" ”

The empress held her urine for a long time, and after calling Lin Kai out, she closed the bathroom door, sat on the toilet with her clothes untied, and poured out.

Lin Kai felt very funny, the empress from Shangjing made a lot of jokes like a countryman who had never seen the world entering the city.

In the middle of the night, the empress shouted in the bathroom: "What do I use to wipe my ass?" Where do I put the toilet? ”

The empress's words have already exposed her identity.

In ancient times, although paper-making technology was invented, paper was very expensive.

Ordinary people are very casual after going to the toilet, just scrape a few times with a branch or straw.

Large families pay attention to a little bit, using a special bamboo chip, scraping it and then washing it.

The empress is more extravagant, using silk to wipe her buttocks and become a toilet silk, which is soft and does not hurt her buttocks.

"There's toilet paper in there, wipe it with toilet paper!"

Lin Kai almost laughed, it turned out that the empress who was as beautiful as a fairy could also.

"What is toilet paper? Where to put it? ”

"The round thing behind the bucket? You open the package and it's toilet paper, wipe it with that! ”

"I didn't see it!"

Lin Kai was puzzled when he heard it, and he didn't pay attention just now, did the waiter at the hotel forget to put the toilet paper in?

"Look for it again!"

"I said no, no, how can I find it?"

The empress was a little angry inside, and when she came here, she was like an idiot who didn't understand anything.

But at the same time, the empress was very curious and felt very fresh about everything here.

Lin Zhixian is really a talent, making Lanling County like a paradise.

But in the letter, he said how poor Lanling was, it was a big lie, and this was a crime of bullying.

"That'...... So what to do? ”

Lin Kai didn't know what to do, couldn't he go in and deliver toilet paper to the empress?

"Send me in!"

"This ......"

"What the hell, send the toilet paper in, or I'll have someone cut you!"

The empress is angry and wants to die.

Lin Kai had no choice but to take a roll of toilet paper from outside, push open the bathroom door, and the empress sat on the toilet.

"Don't look, close your eyes!" When the empress saw Lin Kai coming in, she yelled at him loudly.

Lin Kai closed his eyes, smiled and handed over the toilet paper in his hand.

"Laugh, I'll want you to cry later!" The Empress snatched the toilet paper with one hand.

"Your Majesty is angry, the grass people should die!"

The empress was wiping her buttocks with toilet paper, and when she saw Lin Kai suddenly kneeling down and calling her Your Majesty, she was shocked and poked a hole in the toilet paper.

It turned out that the empress had never used toilet paper to wipe her buttocks, and she didn't know how hard to grasp it.

"Wow! Wow......"

The empress vomited so nauseously that Lin Kai couldn't help but laugh again when she saw the empress nauseating.

"Hurry up and get me a basin of water!"

Seeing that Lin Kai had seen through her identity, the empress stopped pretending, and almost shouted at Lin Kai hysterically.

Lin Kai hurriedly took off the lotus shower head, turned on the water switch and rinsed the empress's hand for a while.

"Your Majesty, wipe your hands with this and wash them clean!"

Lin Kai handed over a small piece of soap, and the empress glared at Lin Kai and asked, "What is this?" ”

"It's called soap, and it's for washing your hands!"

The empress felt slippery in her hand, a little like the soap corner used in the palace, she wiped her hands, rubbed her hands for a while, and Lin Kai rinsed off the foam on her hands with the water handle.

"Alright, wash up!" Lin Kaiyan said.

The empress put her hand under her nose and sniffed it, which was a popular habit, but it looked very cute.

"Hmm! It smells so good! ”

Lin Kai couldn't help laughing again, the empress just got a hand of poop, and after washing it, she said it was fragrant.

Seeing Lin Kai laughing at her, the empress raised her eyebrows and glanced at Lin Kai, and roared: "Get out!" Get out of here! ”

Lin Kai ran out of the bathroom in a panic, this empress was moody, so she had to take it easy.

No wonder the ancients said that a companion is like a tiger, which is really true.

"I want to take a bath, how do I put the water?" The empress's voice came from the bathroom again.

The empress is no longer pretending, so Lin Kai has to pay attention to the etiquette of the monarch and ministers, and he can't be as presumptuous as just now.

"Your Majesty, can the grass people come in?"

The empress saw at a glance that the bathroom was full of strange things that had not been used, and she would not use them.

There was no choice but to let Lin Kai in.

"Come in!" The voice was cold, but it was pretended.

Lin Kai was smiling, his smile was handsome, this is what his female classmates commented on before he crossed.

The empress glanced at Lin Kai, this kid is quite handsome.

"Your Majesty, this is for hot water, this is for cold water, adjust the water temperature to the right temperature, and you can take a bath!"

Lin Kai patiently preached while helping the empress adjust the temperature.

"Get out!"

The empress unloaded the mill and killed the donkey, and after teaching her, she called Lin Kai to roll.