At my age of thirty, blind dates have become a part of normal life. In the past, I had to go on a blind date, but then I counted it later, and then I accepted it happily from the later one.

My mom introduced me to girls on a two-week cycle, because judging from my usual acceptance of blind dates, the cycle is about two weeks, the first week is used to exchange contact information and chat (on the phone), and the second week is used to meet and confirm the final relationship (whether to go or stay). I have to admire my mother's big data analysis ability as an IT male mother.

As they say, doing something over and over again will always have a time when you become numb. I've come to this point now that I have a blind date. Both men and women seem to be in this state, so people call this state a formality, anyway, no one looks at anyone, at most to complete family tasks. It's nothing more than a casual chat over a meal, and finally the men and women return home on the grounds that it is not suitable, which can be regarded as an explanation to their parents, and then the parents continue to give you the next blind date.

Just after lunch this weekend, I was bored sitting in front of the computer playing games, suddenly the phone rang, picked it up and saw that it was a buddy from the previous high school, I was slightly stunned, this must have been four or five years without contact, hurriedly picked up the phone.

"Cheng Fei? He called out probingly to the interview.

"Oh! I replied, "You remembered me?" ”

"Holy shit! That's right, it's you. The other end of the phone looked extremely excited: "As long as you hear this tone, then you didn't run, it must be you!" ”

"Don't act like you're recognizing your father!" If there's a fart, let it go! I laughed.

"Haha! It's not a day without contact, they said you quit your job to work somewhere else, I've been busy and don't have time to find you, it's rare that I have time, and I'm dead in bed. The other side of the phone began to speak freely.

"Dead in bed?" I said, "How much money are you going to leave for me when you have died?" I'll send you the bank card number at this time, so that I don't have any trouble in bed. ”

"I'll just say how many years have you been here, your thoughts are so dirty, I mean I'm so tired, I have a rest day and I have slept through, you see your thoughts, how to forge ahead in socialist construction." ”

"That means you woke up today?" Remembered me? I asked.

"That's not it, you know my job, shift boy!" It's possible that I'll sleep when you go to work, and when you go to sleep, I'll go to work again, and I'll be busy again, and no one can remember who comes! I agree with that.

"Gotcha! Where are you going now? I asked, "If you want to go out and sit nearby." ”

"Holy shit! See, this is the tacit understanding of our high school brothers, that's what I mean, I'm at home. "We used to live on the same street, not far away.

"Ten minutes later, Lao Duan will have a drink on the other side." I said.

"Good! Then he hung up.

The old section I'm talking about is actually a unit called the passenger section on this street, because the new passenger section is located somewhere else, so this place is the old section as the name suggests, and there is a kebab shop opposite the old section.

Ten minutes later, it arrived as promised.

"Holy shit! You and I are just a few minutes away, and we haven't seen each other for a few years. This guy greeted him with a pair of black cloth shoes at his feet and a grin.

"Not really! It's been four or five years, and the last time you looked for me was when I was just demobilized, it's not another four or five years since then. With that, I sat down at the booth.

"I just contacted Zhihong, he came back from the car today, and he will come over for a drink later." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Zhihong.

"Zhihongya is also unlucky enough, he walks on the first day of the first month of the first month of every year, this has to be three consecutive years, and every year during the New Year, there are only chickens, old pigs and wide sons left." I said.

"Hey, they're all busy, they're all for dinner. "Pick up the menu.

This buddy's name is Wen Tao.,When I was in high school, I was a relatively iron buddy.,Graduated from high school and I was the same.,I was admitted to college and dropped out of school a few days after playing.,But in terms of the current mental state.,It's okay to live.,Of course, this is on the surface.,I'm too lazy to ask.,Everyone has a virtue.,It's impossible to think of me if it's really good.。

Summer seems to be forever associated with kebab beer, probably anywhere in China. After a while, the boss came over with a box of beer: "Dude, the beer will be brought to you first, and the barbecue will wait for a while, there are many people today, just wait a while!" "Wen Tao and I were drinking and chatting, and we were still talking about high school.

was chatting, when I heard a voice next to me: "Fuck! You don't have to wait for me to drink it yourself! This voice drew the attention of the next few tables to our table.

Zhihong, this kid doesn't know when it started, I actually look at him like a man, I used to think that girls chirp, but this does not affect the friendship between us at all, even if he is really a girl now, we still treat him as a good buddy.

After a while, our skewers all came up, and we were eating and drinking and chatting, when suddenly Wen Tao's bomb-like voice came into my ears: Stone is divorced.

The stone is also my hair small, one year younger than me, his father and my father are in the same unit, and we have known each other since we were young. That is, I got married three years ago, but three years later, I heard that I have divorced, and I have to admire the divorce rate in China today. But the news that followed surprised me even more: he had found another partner, and it didn't seem to be long away!

suddenly remembered what the old man said before: Damn's second marriage is divorced, and Lao Tzu's first fucking marriage is not over yet! What a fucking shit!