Going to work after the holiday is one of the most headaches for me, sitting in the office and staring at the computer screen boringly, constantly looking at the calendar: there are 20 days left until the Spring Festival in 2020.

The days are surprisingly dull, and I feel that drinking a glass of water tastes better than the current days. In a trance, I felt that something was about to happen, but I wasn't sure when.

The New Year is approaching, the unit is not too busy work, everyone in the office leisurely drinking tea, chatting, planning how to spend this year's Spring Festival, unit leaders pass by the office door from time to time, everyone chats when the eyes will glance at the door from time to time, and then pretend to be this year must be a drum of how to draw a perfect end to this year, each office is the same, except for the administrative department, because they have to prepare for this year's welfare, and then determine that a no more and no less will be sent to everyone.

"How old is the Chinese New Year this year?" The phone rang, and when I picked it up, I saw that it was a message from the old pig.

"What if it's not the same?" Did you have a duty schedule this year? I replied.

"The duty is left to the locals, I'm a fart from an outsider!" I'll make up for those people on duty after a year! "The old pig came back.

"Okay, you can just say to Tian Ji when you go back, and the time will not change." I replied.

"I told this grandson early this morning, and this grandson said that I planned too early and scolded me for having a brain disease, and this kid wanted to scold me. The old pig said indignantly.

I smiled, Tian Ji and the old pig used to meet and scold, but now it's good, the old pig sends a message to the field chicken, and the field chicken will always find a reason to scold the old pig. Not for anything else, just to scold him.

"You are willing to scold, why don't you see Tian Ji scolding me?" I replied to the message and took a sip of tea from my cup.

"Fuck, you're a fucking elder, older than both of us, and of course he doesn't scold you." The old pig came back indignantly.

"Fuck your uncle's ......"

I used to just feel that the time was year by year, but now I feel that this year is like a while, 365 days a year, and it takes 366 days to catch up with a leap year, of course, this is calculated according to the solar calendar, according to the lunar calendar, sometimes a year can be more than 370 days, busy for a year, no savings, no promotion, no salary increase (seniority salary is not counted, if you want to calculate, I will also rise 20 yuan a year). It seems that I have eaten for a year, done my so-called own job for a year, pulled a soak of for an average of 2-3 days, and then slept 6-8 hours a day, day after day, year after year, nothing has changed, but myself, my beard is growing, my stomach is getting fatter, but it seems that in my heart I still don't want to make any changes, I still like to be dirty, and this state is on the rise year by year, it stands to reason that my mentality at this age should be much calmer, and I feel more mature than me when I look at other peers. I don't know if it's because I'm not married.

Suddenly, I had such a thought, if I don't get married for the rest of my life, work hard from now on, save more money, and work hard for retirement, then I have to hurry up to understand the information of the nursing home, what if there is no nursing home to accept me when I retire, if I really have no way to go to heaven and no way to go to the ground in that situation. Even if I accept me, what if other old men bully me, how much combat power is left in me at that time, even if other old men don't bully me, what if I am bullied by the nurses, at that time, I may have to plant a big heel when people move their fingers...... ! It's too early to think about what to do so much.

"Feifei! Suddenly, a burst of words that gave me goosebumps fell to my ears: "Do you have any plans for the Chinese New Year this year?" Why don't you find someone to take home? ”

I turned my head to my colleague sitting behind me, a man, who for the time being called Leizi.

"They're all big guys, can you stop calling them such people?" I turned my head and stared at him.

"It's a fucking nickname, you don't have a fucking nickname!" Doesn't it seem like we have a good relationship! He retorted, "Do you think I call any man in our office by his nickname?" ”

"Heh, because I don't, I feel like there's something wrong with your orientation, you have to call all the men and women in the office nicknames, I guess I don't care." I said.

"Oh yes! Brother Fei, he doesn't seem to have called us that, and if he says this to you coldly, my goosebumps will fall to the ground! The female colleague next door suddenly turned around and said.

"How about I call you by my nickname from now on?" As he spoke, Leizi called the girl's nickname.

"Oh my god! I can't stand it, I can't stand it! My parents rarely called me that. The female colleague was obviously not used to the name of Leizi.

"Oops! Listen more and get used to it, and I'll call you that from now on. Leizi said with a wicked smile.

"I said, are you springing?" I suddenly said: "This is the New Year, and it's almost spring, is your spring heart rippling again?" Can't you find a young lady to put out the fire before the year? I took another sip of tea and said: "You can't call people by their nicknames like that, they can get married, and they are considered a little young woman, beware of your husband sticking your head in your ass, you have nothing to say, who let you seduce someone's little daughter-in-law." With that, I took another sip of tea.

"Holy shit! Why are you so complicated, I am simply trying to bring my colleagues closer to each other, and let you make such an analysis make me think of bad intentions. Leizi said wrongly.

"Yes, yes, you must be planning something wrong. ”

"Oops! I really didn't see that you were such a person. ”

"Hey, your reputation has been completely ruined by Cheng Fei's crooked analysis......"

The office exploded in an instant, colleagues, you and I said a word, and the atmosphere rose up in an instant. I like this kind of office atmosphere, whether there is something or nothing, at least it looks peaceful, and there are a lot less intrigues.

The two of us walked out of the office laughing.

"I think I'm going to take a subject home again this year. Leizi lit a cigarette and said to me: "I'm younger than you, I don't think you're in a hurry, what do you think about all day?" You don't rush you at home? ”

"I also urged it, but I didn't take it seriously. I said, "I want to, but I don't want to, I'm still conflicted." I said.

"What's the contradiction in this? Leizi's face was incredible: "You are looking for the object, and you are not asking you to do it, what are you contradictory?" ”

"I don't know, maybe I'm not ready, or maybe I'm going to sleep in your room tonight." I took a big puff of my cigarette and said.

I took another sip of tea, recalling the conversation I had with Leizi when I was smoking, was I ready?