"Yes, it likes to look at the tablet, and when my girlfriend used to play with the tablet, it liked to squat and watch."

Where do you still have a girlfriend?

Chu Xiu turned around and sent a soul torture to him.

But obviously, he didn't have a soul, so he didn't pay attention to Chu Xiu's "meow" at all.

However, under Zhang Jiaxuan's persuasion, Chu Xiu finally got the tablet as he wished, and when it pressed its claws out of the input, it hesitated slightly.

Do you want to show your wisdom in front of them?

Will they be offered as gods?

Anyway, foolish people, give you a chance to look up to me.

Chu Xiu still scratched the page and pressed out four words with difficulty with a meat pad.

"Be prepared for danger in times of peace."

"It, it, it...... Did it call us on purpose, or did you accidentally press it? Zhang Jiaxuan on the side was shocked, this cat could actually type?

Is there any mistake, is he dazzled?

"I'll show you." Chu Xiu typed again!

At this moment, even Cheng Xu was a little shocked.

Oh, my God!

My cat is really a sperm.

Cheng Xu lifted his glasses with his index finger, lifted them again, and then turned his head to look at Zhang Jiaxuan.

Zhang Jiaxuan also looked at him with a puzzled expression.

"I see, is your instant noodle capable of enlightening wisdom? That's why my cat has become so smart? ”

"How is it possible, if I had this ability, what class would I have been on the Giant Network before? I've been selling Chi pills a long time ago. Zhang Jiaxuan shook his head and said.

Cheng Xu looked at Chu Xiu and suddenly remembered a possibility, "Zhang Gong, have you seen the rise of the planet of the apes?" You say, did someone take this cat for research and that's why they came up with this virus? And now, the world has really changed drastically, and the planet is about to be taken over by cats! ”

Zhang Jiaxuan looked at Cheng Xu carefully, although this conclusion was very unscientific, he remembered the red-eyed man under the window, and still nodded.

"You guys, can you stop talking about me? I didn't run away from some kind of research, I was just an ordinary cat who was abused. Chu Xiu crackled and typed again, and it wrote: "I don't know why, I just became smarter, probably, all animals in the world have changed." ”

Cheng Xu and the two were a little shocked when they read Chu Xiu's words, and then Cheng Xu took out his mobile phone again and searched for cases of animals becoming smart on the Internet, and found many cases in one search.

"My cat has become smarter, and they will ask me for fish to eat."

"Come and see this female meow, she went to change the ham sausage with her child in her mouth early in the morning."

"My dog can speak human language, should I call him a whistling dog, or should I kneel down and call him a dog brother? online, etc. ”

"Kneel down and call Brother Dog!"

"Don't hear upstairs, be confident, you are the reincarnation of Erlang God, hurry up and see if you have a heavenly eye."

All kinds of information are true or false, Zhang Jiaxuan and Cheng Xu are also a little confused.

"Cheng Xu, you don't care about this, it's getting smarter, isn't it a good thing?" Zhang Jiaxuan glanced at Cheng Xu and said, "If you are afraid of it, then you can give it to me, I am usually alone, and I can communicate with multiple cats, I can't ask for it." ”

He looked at Chu Xiu, with a foolish glow on his face.

Chu Xiu looked at him vigilantly and continued typing, "Can you stop laughing, I'm so scared." ”

"Hahaha, Zhang Gong." Seeing Chu Xiu's words, Cheng Xu laughed.

Zhang Jiaxuan also touched his nose a little embarrassed, it seemed that because of Cheng Xu's smile, the two were no longer afraid of Chu Xiu, but rushed to talk to Chu Xiu first.

Cheng Xu asked: "In the eyes of your cats, what kind of person is the shovel officer?" ”

"The shovel officer is the shovel officer, who gives food and drink."

Zhang Jiaxuan asked: "I don't know what to ask, can you follow me, don't follow Cheng Xu?" I am wiser than him and have more food than he has. ”

Cheng Xu was angry: "You rob my cat!" ”

Zhang Jiaxuan smiled: "I'm not robbing, your cat is an intelligent life, and he should have his own choice." ”

"Enough!" Chu Xiu meowed and typed words on the screen, "Can you think about fighting zombies first?" The world has just changed dramatically, and this is your chance. ”

"The rules of the whole world have been overturned and reorganized, two otaku, your chance has come!"

"Uh...... The reason why we are otaku is because we don't want to work hard. Cheng Xu said as a matter of course.

Chu Xiu: ......

Putting away the anger in his heart, Chu Xiu continued to type: "If you really don't want to work hard, you won't be in the company from 9 to 9." ”

"I'm working 9 to 9 in the company, it's all forced by the boss, if the boss doesn't force me, I'd rather stay at home every day." Cheng Xu said again.

"You ask about the hair on your head, ask about the belly on your belly, ask about the vicissitudes of your face, don't you really want to work hard?"

"Don't interrupt me, I'm tired of typing."

After Chu Xiu finished typing, seeing his indifferent look, he threw the tablet angrily and jumped on the windowsill on the side, ignoring him.

"Meow, I keep you, what do you want to say, you say." Cheng Xu saw Chu Xiu like this, and came over to apologize to him.

"You don't want to be beaten by Lao Tzu."

Chu Xiu jumped to a higher place, looking depressed.

Cheng Xu had no choice, so he sat on the sofa again and looked at Zhang Jiaxuan, "Zhang Gong, what do you think should be done now?" My meow meow is right, we really can't sit and eat empty. ”

"Don't call me Zhang Gong, just call me by my name." Zhang Jiaxuan said, was silent for a while, and then looked up at Cheng Xu again, "Brother Cheng, can I trust you?" ”

"Absolutely." Cheng Xu nodded hurriedly, "I knew I was useless before, but the end of the world is coming, and I also want to struggle." ”

After speaking, he walked up to Chu Xiu again and looked up at Chu Xiu, "Meow, come down, I won't make you angry, you all listen to you, let's go kill zombies and find food." ”

"Meow?" It's true?

"yes, really." Cheng Xu nodded.

Chu Xiu jumped down at this time.

Zhang Jiaxuan hurriedly handed over the tablet, and Chu Xiu wrote on it, "Use electricity." ”

"Yes, there is still electricity, and we can use electricity to call these red-eyed people." Cheng Xu's eyes lit up and he looked at Zhang Jiaxuan, "Zhang Gong, we are both from science backgrounds, and we should be able to modify electricity, right?" ”

Zhang Jiaxuan nodded shyly, and then they began to discuss countermeasures.

Zhang Jiaxuan is worthy of being a giant of the giant network, with a powerful role, in addition to not being very good at communicating, in terms of ability, he is enough, and soon, according to the power equipment in the apartment, he drew a drawing that Chu Xiu couldn't understand.

Immediately after, he picked up a bundle of cables from his home, put it on the toolbox for tool man, and prepared to go out to act.

Don't ask him why he has a cable at home, as a decathlon otaku, can he do it without some equipment?

"Hey, wear a few more clothes." Cheng Xu reminded him and put on his heavy clothes.

Zhang Jiaxuan thought about it, and also found his thick clothes and put them on.