"If I argue with my mouth, you will say that I am drunk. Let's open your eyes. Friends, please take a look! Seeing the stunned expressions of the immortals, Tie Guan Li turned his back to the sky and laughed, then threw his wine gourd up and threw it into the stream, and then shouted "Change!" The gourd swelled and grew larger, and became a big gourd. Tie Guan Li picked up his crutches, put a little to the ground, his body rose into the air, his feet parted, and he sat firmly on the wine gourd like a sheepskin raft of the Yellow River, turned around and beckoned to the immortals, and shouted: "I'm going!" ”

The torrent of the canyon that went straight down pushed the iron cane Li who was sitting on the wine gourd down the trend, stirring up bursts of white waves, faster and faster. The cool mountain breeze in the canyon whistled in Tie Guan Li's ears. Strange rocks, strange rocks, green trees and red flowers on both sides flew in front of his eyes one by one, and the stuffiness on his body just now was swept away.

Tie Guan Li was not finished with wine, and happily slapped the wine gourd "dong, dong", and shouted loudly: "Happy!" Joyfully! It's really more enjoyable than drinking two catties of immortal wine! ”

Han Zhongli saw Tie Guan Li riding a wine gourd and drifting down the stream in the canyon, looking so comfortable, his heart was itchy like being gnawed by a small worm, and he couldn't help patting his big belly, and shouted loudly towards Tie Guan Li who was far away: "Tie Guan Li, wait for me!" Then he threw the big banana fan into the stream, and drank it, and the banana fan instantly turned into a flat boat.

Although Han Zhongli was fat, his movements were not sluggish at all, and he saw him leap vertically, leap over in the air, and sit on the flat boat on which Ba Jiao Fan was riding with his chest and abdomen exposed.

The enlarged Bajiao fan flew down the mountain, and the snow waves that stirred up from time to time hit his body, and the bursts of coolness penetrated his heart and spleen, and he happily slapped his big belly with both hands, and said in a loud voice, "Enough exciting!" Refreshing!! ”

The big banana fan carried Han Zhongli like an arrow in the stream, chasing Tie Guan Li away.

Lu Dongbin is a merry and talented man, and he has never been willing to be left behind in the pursuit of fun, but now he saw Tie Guan Li and Han Zhongli drifting down from the top of the mountain excitedly in the magic weapon one after another, and the fun was aroused, and he said to himself: "Such a fun drifting, how can I be Lu Dongbin?!" After speaking, he walked towards the mountain stream, and was about to throw the sword in his hand into the stream, but was blocked by the lotus flower stretched out by He Xiangu: "Wait! ”

Lu Dongbin was dissatisfied: "What's wrong? You're going to stop me from rafting? ”

He Xiangu: "No. ”

Lu Dongbin was puzzled: "So, why don't you let me drift?" ”

He Xiangu's face was full of spring: "I saw Tie Guan Li and Han Zhong having so much fun." I'm going to drift too. ”

Lu Dongbin said indifferently: "You go to drift, okay, you follow behind me." ”

"No," He Xian Guyu's hand waved hurriedly, revealing a coquettish attitude, "Among our eight immortals, I am the only woman, and this time it should be my priority." ”

Lu Dongbin didn't know how to answer for a while: "This ......"

Uncle Cao Guo intends to tidy up Lu Dongbin: "Brother Chunyang, you are extremely caring and considerate to women on weekdays. You can't be hospitable to the women out there with a hippie smile; And to the women inside us, they are as cold as ice, ruthless and unjust! ”

Zhang Guolao took the opportunity to have a lively time and said: "Good men don't fight with women." Brother Chunyang, you say this sentence the loudest on weekdays. This time, we should fulfill our promise and let He Xiangu drift first. As he spoke, he pulled the corner of Lan Caihe's clothes next to him.

Lan Caihe understood what Zhang Guolao meant, and said to Lu Dongbin seriously: "Uncle Cao Guo and Zhang Guolao are right. Brother Chunyang, you have always advertised yourself as a feminist, if you still want to compete for the top position this time, you will not let He Xiangu first. I'm a good old man, and I will also say that you are a friend who is heavy on color. ”

Even Lan Caihe, who has always been a "peacemaker", opened his mouth, Lu Dongbin had no choice but to pretend to be high-profile, took a step back, gave up his position, pointed to the turbulent mountain stream in front of him, and said to He Xiangu: "Okay, He Xiangu, this time it's the lady first, so let you go first." ”

"Since you let me first, then I'm not welcome." He Xiangu took a few steps forward and threw the lotus flower in her hand into the stream, which suddenly seemed to be scattered like a red cloud, radiating ten thousand rays of glow, covering the stream. He Xiangu Lian's feet were light, her delicate body jumped, and her shadow crossed a beautiful arc in the air, her feet stood on top of the lotus flowers, and she floated down with the surging stream.

Wildflowers, lush trees, and strange rocks flew past her eyes. The mountain wind whined in her ears and swept her sideburns. He Xiangu felt an unprecedented coolness and comfort, and couldn't help but turn around and look back, beckoning to the immortals: "Yo, I have never been at ease, it's very refreshing!" ”

Lu Dongbin watched Tie Guan Li, He Xiangu and other immortals disappear at the turn of the stream, couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, and shouted: "He Xiangu, wait for me, I, Lu Dongbin, are here!" With that, he threw the sword in his hand into the stream, and immediately transformed it into a small raft. Lu Dongbin put his feet on the ground a little, flew up in the air, stood firmly on the raft with his feet, and let the stream send it down.

Seeing that the immortals were in such high spirits, Zhang Guo got up from the stone, walked to the side of the stream, raised his paper donkey, and said, "I'll go too." ”

Han Xiangzi's movements were faster than Zhang Guolao's, and he snatched up with an arrow step, waved his hole flute, and stopped in front of him: "Hey, play rafting, this is our young man's game, Guo Lao, you old man will be exempt today." ”

When Zhang Guolao heard Han Xiangzi say that he was old, he glared at him with dissatisfaction, and shouted: "Hey, Han Xiangzi, don't hurt people, what kind of old man am I, Zhang Guolao?" When we go out together, no matter what we do, will I ever fall behind you? Don't forget, when we crossed the East China Sea, we showed our own powers, and I rode this paper donkey to ride the waves and walk faster than you. ”

Han Xiangzi couldn't have imagined that Zhang Guolao didn't talk much on weekdays, and now he would give him such a blow in person, and he couldn't find the words to refute him for a while, but his lips bumped: "This ...... This ......"

Uncle Cao Guo had also been teased by Han Xiangzi on weekdays, and at this time he felt that he should take the opportunity to teach him a lesson, so he stepped forward and poked the tip of his nose with his finger, and said: "Han Xiangzi, Han Xiangzi, Brother Guo is right, when you crossed the East China Sea in Penglai, you walked like an old cow pulling a broken car, dragging and dragging, slowly. Let me testify that you crossed the East China Sea half a bag of cigarettes slower than Brother Guo. Don't forget, you were left behind me. ”

Seeing Uncle Cao Guo open up to help him, Zhang Guo was overjoyed, patted Uncle Cao Guo's shoulder, and praised: "Uncle Cao Guo has always spoken the most fairly. Han Xiangzi, I don't have time to argue with you now, you still look at me. With that, he threw the paper stacked donkey into the stream, and said something in his mouth. It's strange to say, I saw that the paper donkey immediately swelled, his eyes blinked, and even his limbs moved, and he raised his head and shouted twice at Zhang Guolao. Zhang Guolao smiled, jumped vertically, and rode upside down on the back of a donkey. This paper-stacked donkey also understood the meaning of the master, and immediately put its tail up to the sky and became Zhang Guolao's handrail. Zhang Guolao held the erected donkey's tail with his left hand, and gently patted the donkey's back with his right hand. Zhang Guolao was so happy that he sang the mountain song of his hometown and rode a donkey down the canyon. Zhang Guolao's posture of riding a donkey upside down and drifting down is indeed rare in the world, which has attracted the cheers of the immortals who have not yet drifted.

The remaining immortals also threw their treasures into the stream, Lan Caihe sat on the flower basket, Han Xiangzi stepped on the pipe, and Uncle Cao Guo sat on the wat board, with the help of the treasures, each of them showed their magical powers, and drifted in the canyon of Tianlu Mountain.

The eight immortals are on the Tianlu Mountain, each casting a spell, from the top of the mountain along the stream of the canyon, drifting down, sometimes urgent, sometimes slow, sometimes tight and sometimes slow, for a while it seems that the mountain is exhausted, and at the turn of the willow and the flowers are bright, attracting the mountain people along the way to stop and watch by the stream, and they are amazed.

Drifting from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain, twisting and turning, like a dragon coiling down the stream, more than ten miles away, the eight immortals played for almost an hour.

Tie Guan Li, Han Zhongli and He Xiangu went ashore first.

Seeing that Han Zhongli and He Xiangu were still excited, Tie Guan Li smiled and said, "Hey, you say, isn't today's rafting both exciting and enjoyable?" ”

He Xiangu's face turned crimson with excitement: "Yes, when I crossed the East China Sea in Penglai that day, I encountered strong winds and waves, I thought it was exciting enough, I didn't expect to slide down from the top of the mountain today, there is a feeling of mountains and tsunamis in front of me and in my ears, it is really wonderful, so it is more fun than drifting on the sea." ”

Indeed, on that day, the Eight Immortals crossed the East China Sea, surrounded by a vast white ocean, with only sea water and sea breeze as companions, and the scenery was single. Rafting in Tianlu Mountain is very different. The drifting path in the mountain has a height difference of more than 60 zhang, speeding down from top to bottom, on both sides are either colorful wildflowers, or strange-shaped rocks, as well as the verdant trees, the ancient vines that hover, the birds flying in the air, the hares and sika deer running in the mountains...... All kinds of scenery are like ever-changing pictures flying in front of the eye, accompanied by the refreshing mountain breeze, how can this not be dizzying? How can it not be refreshing?

After Han Zhongli came ashore, he sat under the banana tree by the stream, shook his banana fan, and said in a praising tone, "Ha, Tie Guan Li, usually you drink too much, I said that you are drunk, I didn't expect that such an unimaginable idea today was actually thought of." Today I was treated like I had never enjoyed before. ”

At this time, Lu Dongbin, Zhang Guolao and others also gradually went ashore, and everyone seemed very happy.

Zhang Guolao, who had just ridiculed Tie Guan Li's rafting proposal, said after enjoying the fun of rafting in the mountain stream: "Tie Guan Li, I can't think of your proposal for a while on the mountain, don't blame you. ”

Uncle Cao Guo also apologized to Tie Guan Li: "Yes, my idea is too orthodox, I can't imagine that your whimsy is so creative, today's canyon rafting is more interesting than rafting at sea level." ”

Hearing his companion, who has always been picky, singing praises to him, Tie Guan Li pursed his mouth, and his face was arrogant: "Hmph, in fact, many of my proposals are good on weekdays, but you treat me as drunk and crazy. You should listen to me more in the future. ”

He Xiangu also stepped forward to tease: "Tie Guan Li, I really want to thank you for today's incident!" ”

Lu Dongbin walked up to He Xiangu and complimented: "He Xiangu, I have been following you just now, I didn't expect you to be a woman, and you are quite chic today." ”

He Xiangu glanced at him dissatisfiedly: "Lu Chunyang, today I will let you know what it means to be a woman who does not let her eyebrows go." ”

This time, Lu Dongbin was convinced from his heart: "Today is a competition on the mountain, and I will indeed look at you differently in the future." ”

He Xiangu was still unsatisfied, and said her plan: "In the future, I will organize a women's rafting team to compete with you." Lu Dongbin, do you dare to come to fight? ”

How could Lu Dongbin bow his head in front of a woman? patted his chest and said loudly: "Of course you dare, otherwise how can we call a man a husband?!" ”

He Xiangu asked, "Lu Dongbin, who are you going to ask to join your rafting team?" ”

Lu Dongbin thought for a while: "I plan to invite the marshals and generals of the Heavenly Court. ”

The immortals: "Yo, Lu Chunyang, you are really capable this time!" ”

He Xiangu's beautiful eyes were looking forward to it, and asked, "Which marshal did you invite?" Which general? ”

Lu Dongbin: "I plan to invite the generalissimo of Tianhe and the general of the quicksand river." ”

He Xiangu said in a sarcastic tone: "Isn't that Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk?" ”

The immortals only understood at this time, and said to Lu Dongbin angrily: "I thought you were inviting a great immortal all the way, cough, it turns out that you are going to invite Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha!" ”

Lu Dongbin refused to admit his low prestige: "Don't underestimate them. Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha are so well-known, if they come to this mountain, there will be a big star effect, and I think the people who come to watch will be crowded. ”

He Xiangu: "It turns out that you have such a heart. ”

Tie Guan Li pulled Lu Dongbin's sleeve: "Hey, your rafting team will reserve a place for me then!" ”

Lu Dongbin turned sideways and glared at him, revealing a disgusted expression: "Your feet? ”

"I'll admit that my feet are a little crutche, but that's not in the way, I'm sitting on a wine gourd for this thing." Tie Guan Li argued, "Don't forget, I proposed this game first, so to speak, this is equivalent to my invention patent." If you want to get rid of me, isn't this a bridge drawer?! ”

Han Zhongli, who was sitting under the banana tree by the stream, spoke: "Lu Dongbin, you can't try your best to please the beautiful girl He Xiangu, but you are disgusted with Tie Guan Li, who has a disability in his feet. It is important to know that we have to focus on taking care of the disabled, and besides, Tie Guan Li is our top contributor to rafting today! ”

He Xiangu: "Lu Dongbin, I have always been a helper rather than a relative, Tie Guan Li and Han Zhongli are reasonable. ”

Although Lu Dongbin was reluctant in his heart, seeing that Han Zhongli and He Xiangu were both open to help Tie Guan Li, he had to nod and agree: "Okay, in the future, my drifting team will give Tie Guan Li a place for you." ”

Lu Dongbin asked rhetorically: "He Xiangu, who are you planning to invite for your women's rafting team?" ”

He Xiangu: "The rafting team I want to form must be extraordinary. ”

Lu Dongbin: "You are so confident? ”

He Xiangu straightened her chest: "What I plan to invite is the Hundred Flowers Fairy." ”

Lu Dongbin: "Ah, Hundred Flowers Fairy? ”

At this time, He Xiangu also said her idea: "Not only that, but I also want to ask the Queen Mother or Guanyin to be the leader of this women's rafting team, do you think this is a big name?" ”

The immortals have discussed: "This hundred flower fairies are all heavenly and beautiful, and the country and the city are already eye-catching, if there is a queen mother or Guanyin to join as the leader, the Kunlun Mountain rafting of that session, on both sides of the stream and the hillside, must be crowded." ”

He Xiangu's face was arrogant: "If I announce it to the public, then a hundred flower fairies will come to this Kunlun Mountain by the clouds, colorful and neon clothes, overflowing with bright light, clothes and temples, and fragrance floating for ten miles." My rafting team is all big stars, and they will definitely be in the limelight and have countless fans! ”

Lu Dongbin knew that the Zhu Bajie rafting team he formed was indeed inferior to He Xiangu's Hundred Flowers Fairy team, and he felt that he had nothing to argue, and his lips touched: "This ...... This ......"

Han Zhongli came out again to tease: "Lu Chunyang, it's not that I don't talk to you about friendship, the result is obvious." If I want to vote, of course I will vote for He Xiangu and their Hundred Flowers Fairy Drifting Team. If you don't believe me, you can ask all the fairy friends. ”

Zhang Guolao nodded in agreement first: "Don't say that I rely on the old and sell the old, I have also seen a lot of game scenes, and I also voted for He Xiangu's Hundred Flowers Fairy Team." ”

The other immortals also agreed with Han Zhongli and Zhang Guolao.

Lu Dongbin was very helpless: "Ha, He Xiangu, as long as you get involved in anything recently, you will win." ”

When the immortals heard this, they all laughed to the sky.

Since then, the Eight Immortals often come to Kunlun Mountain, set up a hundred fruit feasts, and play rafting with great interest.