Chapter 1: Who will believe the common sense of dick

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Golden sand.

Two men, seven beauties, all looked embarrassed.

They had just been shipwrecked and washed up on a desert island.

Chen Junyan got up, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, the water that had been soaked for too long had been scrapped.

"What can we do, we won't die here, right?"

A beautiful woman burst into tears.

Chen Junyan wanted to comfort him, but before he could speak, another man stood up.

He was wearing a half-sleeved floral shirt with a confident face: "Don't be afraid, everyone is here, no one will be fine!" ”

"Gao Mingyuan? Who? ”

"Brother Yuan, you don't know? Douyin, the big Internet celebrity who survives on a desert island! ”

"Internet celebrity who survives on a desert island? Then we are saved! ”

A few girls chattered and discussed.

A girl wearing a hip-wrapping skirt with Balenciaga on her legs immediately came to Gao Mingyuan's side.

She hugged Gao Mingyuan's arm and said, "Brother Yuan~ My name is Meng Lu, I am your fan, you can protect me~"

With her voice, if Douyin is stricter, she won't be able to pass the review.

"Don't worry, Lulu, everyone will be fine with me!"

Gao Mingyuan patted his chest, but his eyes fell on Chen Junyan: "You go find some branches and come back to make a fire, and I will build a shelter by the sea!" ”

He looked at Meng Lu again and said, "Don't forget, the first thing you do when you enter the island is to build a shelter, otherwise you will be bitten to death by mosquitoes at night, this is all experience!" ”

"Brother Yuan, you are so amazing~"

Meng Lu looked adoring.

Gao Mingyuan nodded with satisfaction, but saw that Chen Junyan didn't move: "What's the matter with you, you didn't hear what I said?" Don't want to work, want to eat ready-made? ”

Chen Junyan shook his head helplessly and patiently explained.

"It's okay to work."

"But the tide rises every 12 hours, are you sure you won't flood by building shelter by the sea?"

Chen Junyan's words made Gao Mingyuan's face change, his eyes fluttered, and he felt a little weak at first glance.

But before he could speak, Meng Lu said, "Where did you come from?" looks like a stinky dick, do you dare to question Brother Yuan? When Brother Yuan's desert island survived, you hadn't seen the sea yet! ”

Chen Junyan was helpless: "I'm talking about common sense. ”

"Who would believe the common sense of Dicks?"

Meng Lu scoffed.

Other girls, after all, were shipwrecked, life and death were uncertain, maybe they were too scared, and they were suspicious of everyone anyway.

But Gao Mingyuan is a big Internet celebrity for desert island survival after all, and they feel more credible.

Chen Junyan frowned, not wanting to explain to this brainless woman.

"Well, since this brother doesn't believe me, then I'll go."

Gao Mingyuan came to a sentence with green tea.

"Don't, Brother Yuan, you are our dependence, how can you go?"

Meng Lu pointed at Chen Yanjun and said, "You go, we don't welcome you, get out of our sight!" ”

Chen Junyan was angry, thinking that what he said was right, why didn't anyone believe it?

99% of the Internet celebrities who survive on desert islands on Douyin are acting, which is an indisputable fact.

Jinnyima is outrageous.

Chen Junyan didn't want to talk nonsense, so he turned around and was about to leave.

Then I saw that Gao Mingyuan's hand on his lap quietly gestured a middle finger at him, with a smug smile on his face.

It's like saying: You stinky dick deserve to question me?

Damn it.

If it weren't for the fact that he wanted to save his physical strength, Chen Junyan really wanted to beat him up.

At this time, one of the seven girls, wearing a pale pink dress and a double ponytail girl wearing white silk on her legs, chased out.

"I, I, I want to be with you!"

The fresh and cute girl with two ponytails stopped Chen Junyan, her face flushed.

Chen Junyan glanced at her very seriously: "With me, you have to listen to me, can you do it?" ”

"Yes!"

The girl with a double ponytail stretched out her hand: "My name is Chen Duo, what about you?" ”

"Chen Junyan."

"Huh? Have you ever watched the anime under one person? There was a dog inside, also named Chen Junyan. ”

"I've seen ......"

"Then can I call you Brother Dog?"

???

Chen Junyan had a black face, he hated one person.

"Hehe, that girl is stupid, right? actually followed a dick, can't Brother Yuan give her a sense of security? ”

Meng Lu sneered.

"But I think what Chen Junyan said also makes sense."

A soft and weak girl said.

"Hmph, then you go to him too, don't rely on our distant brother!"

Meng Lu snorted coldly.

The weak girl stopped talking, she instinctively chose a place with a lot of people.

Gao Mingyuan sneered in his heart, hoping that the rescue would arrive later, and he would have a chance to take down these beauties!

……

Chen Junyan took Chen Duo to the other side of the beach.

While walking, Chen Junyan picked up some stinky fish and rotten shrimp.

In the distance, Meng Lu shouted: "Look, that dick picks up stinky fish!" Brother Yuan has said that if you eat it, you will have diarrhea and die! ”

Chen Junyan didn't care and continued to pick up.

"Brother dog, you can't eat these, right?"

Chen Duo was a little worried.

She chose to go with Chen Junyan because she had heard of Gao Mingyuan's black material.

Near her fellow student, there is an island photographed by Gao Mingyuan, and there is a hotel nearby.

Lobsters and crabs caught during the shooting were all bought from the seafood market and posed.

And Gao Mingyuan often drugs female fans.

She wanted to tell others, but she was worried that others would not believe her, and she didn't dare to talk nonsense because there was no evidence of black material.

But now, she feels that Chen Junyan is also a little unreliable.

Chen Junyan suddenly turned his head, his eyes rolling on her beautiful legs: "Sister, give me your stockings!" ”

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