Chapter 20: Straight Man

"Salvage helicopters?"

Chen Junyan also couldn't cry or laugh: "Qiao'er, are you making a water filter?" ”

Now Li Qiao'er is still in his arms, sticking hard.

She is very confident in her figure, and thinks that such a benefit will definitely make Chen Junyan's dick orgasm in the skull.

"yes, dog, but I'm not very good at it."

Li Qiao'er leaned her mouth over again: "Brother dog, does your neck still hurt, I'll blow it for you again, ...... apo"

"Stop blowing!"

"Qiao'er, it's not that I dislike you, but your tone is too heavy."

Chen Junyan was about to vomit.

"Huh?"

Li Qiao'er was stunned for a moment, and there was already a look of annoyance on her face.

Because she wanted to deliberately show her intimacy with Chen Junyan in front of Meng Lu, she stopped at the door of the shelter.

Therefore, Meng Lu saw and heard this scene.

"Aha......"

"Dead green tea met a straight man with cancer, laughing at the old lady, wahahaha......"

Meng Lu laughed exaggeratedly and slapped the ground on the palm leaves.

"You're pretty heavy-mouthed, too."

Chen Junyan glanced at her: "I didn't brush my teeth, and because I was on a desert island, I was afraid of getting angry, my stomach was on fire, and it was normal to have a big breath." ”

"Why don't you say you're a dead straight man."

Meng Lu wasn't angry, she just couldn't stop laughing.

Li Qiao'er was also scolding in her heart, but she was strange that she was so close to Chen Junyan, but she couldn't smell the other party's tone.

"Brother dog, why don't you breathe?"

Li Qiaoer changed the topic to relieve her embarrassment.

"Because I wasn't on fire or scared, and I brushed my teeth with charcoal in the morning."

"What's more, even if I have a taste in my mouth, it's covered by your stench."

Chen Junyan explained very seriously.

Okay, he's just a bit of a straight man, but that's the truth.

As for the charcoal, it is the bottom layer of the campfire, and there will be a little bit.

"Wha......"

Meng Lu continued to laugh, tears coming out: "Whoever marries this thing can be." ”

Li Qiao'er's face turned blue, but she still squeezed out a smile: "Brother Dog, can you help me see how to make the water filter?" ”

"Okay."

Chen Junyan walked out.

In the shelter, Meng Lu was the only one left, and everyone else went to look for food.

She suddenly felt that she was very empty and lonely.

even wanted to continue to quarrel with Chen Junyan.

And outside, Chen Junyan was talking to Li Qiaoer, and she could hear it.

"Use pebbles and fine sand on it."

"Then you pick up a campfire, and there should be a small piece of charcoal, and crush it for me."

Meng Lu suddenly found that in fact, when Chen Junyan spoke well, his voice was quite good.

"Brother Dog~ You're so good, you know everything."

"It's okay, I usually watch more. Oh yes, you can also brush your teeth with a charcoal brush. ”

"Oh......"

When Meng Lu heard this, she couldn't help but want to laugh again.

If it weren't for the fact that Chen Junyan was a straight man with cancer, she would have suspected that this guy was deliberately angry with Li Qiaoer's green tea.

She couldn't help it, so she hung her left foot and jumped to the door of the shelter, revealing her little head to peek outside.

At this time, Chen Junyan was sitting by the campfire, filling the mineral water bottle with fine sand.

is very serious, and people are very attractive when they are serious.

Li Qiaoer also pulled out some charcoal and crushed it: "Brother dog, is this okay?" ”

"Not yet, do you have cotton and sponges?"

Chen Junyan asked.

In my mind, it was Chen Duo and Lin Daidai when they gave him their pants and sponge pads.

Li Qiao'er shook her head: "No." ”

"Underwear."

Chen Junyan shook his head.

"Ah......h

"But the pads of my underwear are latex, and the hems of my pants are lace......"

Li Qiaoer looked very shy, thinking that Chen Junyan, a straight man with cancer, finally remembered to tease herself.

"That's not going to work."

Chen Junyan shook his head, and saw Meng Lu peeking: "Do you have it?" ”

"Yes."

Meng Lu nodded, not feeling shy.

Although she is a daughter, she has been scolded by Chen Junyan several times, and she knows that it is time to face reality.

The most important thing now is to have a stable source of fresh water.

Then a water filter is necessary, so there's nothing to be shy about.

Then Meng Lu withdrew her head and put her hand behind her shirt.

In a short time, she threw out her black underwear.

Coincidentally, it smashed directly on Chen Junyan's face.

Chen Junyan was stunned for a moment, then took it down, and then took out the sponge pad.

Meng Lu blushed a little: "Yes, don't you need to wash it, there is soap in the suitcase I picked up yesterday." ”

They searched for a long time on the right side of the beach yesterday and found some suitcases, but they broke them.

So when I fetched water today, I had to borrow Chen Junyan and theirs.

"Of course you have to wash it, your usual sweat must have seeped into it."

Chen Junyan handed the sponge pad to Li Qiaoer: "It's inconvenient for her foot to be injured, you can wash it." ”

"Okay dog."

Li Qiao'er took it, and suddenly felt that Chen Junyan was very tolerant of Meng Lu.

He was still tense just now, but now that Meng Lu has spoken well, he won't be angry.

Could it be that Chen Junyan licks the dog's physique, so he likes to insult him fiercely?

Meng Lu also found out about this, and she thought that Chen Junyan would ignore her.

I was thinking in my heart, this guy can't like himself, right?

In fact, Chen Junyan just doesn't like to waste his emotions.

After all, he will spray trolls on the Internet when he has nothing to do, and if he is very angry, he will be angry to death first.

Meng Lu sat down cautiously again, and then used the eyebrow trimming knife he carried with him to cut the end of his pants.

But this time, she didn't throw it out directly, but asked Li Qiaoer to come in and get it.

Chen Junyan didn't look at it from beginning to end.

This guy, isn't he interested at all?

Meng Lu felt strange in her heart, aren't all dicks very horny and sullen?

This Chen Junyan is really an alternative dick.

After Li Qiaoer washed it, Chen Junyan finished the water filter in a few clicks.

"As for the cistern, just do what I do."

Chen Junyan got up and planned to go back to work.

Li Qiao'er hurriedly grabbed him: "Brother dog, people want to talk to you more, so you can help me make the cistern, right?" ”

She wanted to keep shaking Chen Junyan's arm and be coquettish.

Chen Junyan shook his head: "I still have a bunch of work to finish." ”

After saying that, he turned around and left.

For him, the current necessity is a necessity for survival, not a woman.

Besides, he doesn't panic now.

After a few nights on the cruise, he had already tried his hand at multi-national girls.

Li Qiaoer was stunned in place, thinking that straight male cancer was too difficult to solve.

"Qiao'er, I advise you not to bother in vain, I guess he is Lolitacon, because he prefers Chen Duo's type." Meng Lu snorted.

Li Qiao'er didn't offend Meng Lu, and said with a smile: "Lulu, in fact, like you, I look down on him as a dick, I just see that he is quite good at surviving in the wild, just use it." ”

I don't know why, Meng Lu was a little angry when she heard this.