He walked down the hall, neither taking the pulse, nor looking at the complexion, nor looking at the tongue, but only squinted at King Miaozhuang, and then went straight to the point and asked King Miaozhuang what he had done.

As soon as King Miaozhuang heard this, his face turned white with a "whoosh", and he stood up from the dragon chair with a "whoosh".

Without waiting for Banzai to open Chrysostom, the madman joked again: "You have killed 500 people......

Before he finished speaking, King Miaozhuang sat back in his place with a "pass", and after a long time he said weakly: "Even if it is retribution, there must be no cure." "

The mad Taoist said: "Since ancient times, medicine can cure fake diseases, and alcohol can't solve real sorrows." The skin of the pseudo-sick person is sick, and the disease of itching is also. The disease of the heart, the disease of the bones, and the disease of the blood cannot be cured by the power of medicine. However, Poor Dao intends to give it a try, but my belly is already hungry and sticks to my back. "

Seeing that this madman saw the root of his illness at a glance, King Miaozhuang had secretly admired it, and immediately ordered a banquet to be held.

As soon as the words came out, I felt that there seemed to be fraud in it, such as the burning of the Baique Nunnery, the strangulation of the three emperors' aunts, and the death of the wife, which was not a secret.

This hungry poor man probably wanted to use these hearsay news to deceive a sumptuous banquet, and then find a reasonable excuse to push it off. If so, wouldn't it be ridiculous for future generations?

For the king of Miaozhuang, the cost of a table banquet is only a drop in the dime, which is not enough to worry about, if he is deceived, the loss of his reputation is by no means calculating with money!

For the sake of prudence, King Miao Zhuang decided to take advantage of the opening of the banquet to further explore the details of the mad Taoist.

Unexpectedly, when he had just instructed the deacon and eunuch to make a cup of tea for the guests, the Taoist said to the prophet: "There is a way to be a wine poem, a tea talk, and a cigarette article!" Hooray, I guess there is something to ask!"

King Miaozhuang was startled, and was about to try to explain, but the madman said upside down, regardless of dignity and inferiority: "The patient does not need to open his mouth to know the root of the disease; When a person opens his mouth, he can see his internal organs; As soon as the pig cocks its tail, the poor road knows whether it wants to dry or thin urine; Long live the Lord ordered to make tea, and the mountain people were already expected to be at ease with the poor road. "

"Where, where, the lonely family just wants to talk casually."

"Don't tell lies in front of real people, poor people have always been not to see rabbits, not to scatter eagles, not to eat, not to drink, and not to spit out the truth. If you don't believe it, there is a poem as proof:

Four dishes and one soup, there is no hope of cure.

Six dishes and one soup, negotiate as appropriate.

Eight dishes and one soup, fake medicine and real soup.

Bear's paw monkey brain, life can be saved.

Jade liquid elixir, a thousand gold to receive.

Seafood and mountain delicacies, go to the root of the disease.

The mad Taoist chanted, and the king of Miaozhuang had already preached that "the seafood and mountain delicacies, the jade liquid elixir is waiting".

The mouth of the madman is really powerful, and he speaks upside down, but he does not show a flaw, which can be described as a hanging river, and every word is projectile; When eating, it is even sharper and sharper, no less than iron and silver teeth.

Thirty-six bowls, seventy-two small plates, except for bones and large thorns, there is nothing left. Four bottles of jade liquid, eight bottles of elixir, except for wine glasses and wine bottles, not half a drop remained. After he was full of wine and food, he "abducted his son to greet the New Year, crooked on the spot", and slept under the dinner table. King Miao Zhuang shook his head and sighed while having him help him to the ivory bed and wipe his clothes and change his clothes.

People thought that the madman was drunk and unconscious, but as soon as he put it on the ivory bed, he stretched and said, "It's much better than under the table." "

The eunuchs were about to wipe his body and change his clothes, but he shouted impatiently: "Wipe something, change it, although the mountain people have dirt on their bodies, their hearts are pure, much cleaner than you faint kings, mediocre ministers, corrupt officials, and filthy officials." Although the robe is torn, it is not comparable to the dragon robe and jade pendant. You don't hear it: The Son of Heaven only knows that the Son of Heaven is noble, and the three religions are originally respectful. But the view of the three religions, but the Tao is supreme. The upper is not to the Son of Heaven, and the lower is not to the Minister. Avoid the cage and hide, and get rid of the vulgar outline to cultivate the truth. The Lelin family is famous and profitable, and the hidden valley is forgotten and honored. The top star is crowned with the sun, and the cloth is crowned with Changchun. or unkempt and dirty, or plain robe and white scarf. Laughing at luxury and turbidity, happy and poor......"

The crazy Taoist was not finished talking, but for some reason he suddenly changed the conversation and said: "What's the benefit of saying these crazy words, it's still important to see a doctor, the dragons can't be without a leader for a day, and the people can't be without a king for a day. ”

The madman said that he would see a doctor for the Lord of Long Live Lord, but the man lay on the ivory bed and did not get up. In order to cure the disease, King Miaozhuang had no choice but to succumb.

He sat reluctantly on the edge of the bed, and the smell of wine and sweat made him sick. He gritted his teeth, stretched out his right hand, and said very reverently, "Please be a real person." The mad Taoist gently pushed his hand away and said, "Sit farther away, sit farther away, but don't suck in the immortal qi spit out by the poor Dao." "

"This vein?"

"Relying on the pulse to see a doctor is the business of ordinary people." "Who is the real person?"

"Let me ask you, have there been any flying insect bites these days?"

"It's not just that, it's so much, it will come at night, and it will leave at dawn."

"Actually, it's not much, it's only five hundred, but it buzzes as soon as it comes, making you dizzy, of course you think it's countless, long live the Lord might as well check the red dots on your body, it must be exactly five hundred, no more, no less."

"What the real person said is extremely true, ten days ago, the widow checked it, a full five hundred, are they ......?"

"They are all formed by the transformation of unjust souls, intending to repay the blood debt, just because they were all literati during their lifetime, so when they suck blood, they follow the rules and rules, and the sound of 'hum, hum' before sucking blood is the reason for describing the sucking, just like the subjects present a chapter to you."

"As far as the widow knows, there are not many literate monks in the Baique Nunnery, how can they be called literati?!"

"The people of the mountains are counted, and those who turn into ashes are not nuns, but five hundred talents."

Where was King Miaozhuang willing to believe, and immediately asked Prime Minister Su, only to know that as early as after the first fire on Baique Nunnery, all five hundred nuns ran away, and Baique Nunnery was also changed to "Wang Ji Inn" by Prime Minister Su.

Before the second burning of Baique Nunnery, when the imperial examination was opened, all the 500 Xiucai who entered Beijing to catch the examination were arranged by Prime Minister Su, who was also the chief examiner, to stay in the "Wang Ji Inn". When he made enough money, he took the opportunity to form a party for personal gain and install his cronies. At this time, he happened to find that King Miaozhuang was restless, and immediately wrote down the bamboo sticks of "The Successor of the Hundred Sparrows, and the Loser of the Hundred Sparrows", prompting the King of Myozhuang to make a second holy decree to burn the Hundred Sparrows, and realized his poisonous plan to kill people with a knife.

After the world's talents turned into ashes, Prime Minister Su's sons, sons-in-law, daughters, nephews, nieces, relatives, and friends all referred to them.

The civil and military officials all thought that it was the king of Miaozhuang who ordered the burning of the world's talents, and the Wang family just took the opportunity to take the exam, although the admitters were all his relatives and nephews, but it was also reasonable and legal, plus Prime Minister Su was a favorite minister, and no one dared to sue the emperor.