"We have nothing but the clothes we wear and the gold and silver we pull on the cart!"

"The old man doesn't change what he wears, he doesn't wear it, he doesn't pull it up in the car, and he doesn't wear it on the road. It's just the buried one, which people don't know about, and it seems that it is worthless, and it is really a treasure of great value. "

King Miao Zhuang had no intention of entanglement with him but couldn't get rid of it, so he had to ask patiently: "This mage doesn't seem crazy or crazy, why does he talk in a foggy way, which makes people unbounded?" We are people who are in a hurry, how can we have time to talk to you!"

The fat monk saw that King Miaozhuang's face was full of displeasure, so he patiently explained-

This monk is the eldest disciple of the burning lamp of the Xiangji Temple in Sizhou, and three years ago he was ordered by the master to go to Majiawan, Shihe County, Fish Basket Country to make a golden clavicle bone. Burning the lamp told him that on a certain day in the southeast of Majiawan in a certain year, a certain month, two carts, four horses and five people passed by there, among which there was an old man wearing an imperial robe, that is, the lord of the golden clavicle bone. The old monk waited here for three days, and today as his teacher said, there were four horses, two carts and five people, and one of them was a sixty-year-old man who was really wearing a royal robe, so he came up to turn his fate.

King Miao Zhuang thought to himself: The treasures on this car are not small, and the treasures he has seen are not too many, but he has never seen any golden clavicle bones. He suspected that the old monk had found the wrong master, so he said, "The master doesn't know something, and the old man is not from the Fish Basket Country. "

The monk smiled and said, "The sky has eyes, the old man didn't run in vain this trip, do you know the king of Xinglin Miaozhuang?"

"It's the widow."

"The Three Emperor Aunts are lovely? The eldest sister of the fish basket is the person Your Majesty is looking for?"

"Exactly."

That's right, the eldest sister of the fish basket is the three emperors Gu Miaoyin, the fish basket country was originally called Shaanxi Right Country, and then changed its name because of the manifestation of the Fish Basket Bodhisattva. Three years ago, on the afternoon of the day when the eldest sister of the fish basket and Ma Lang got married, the eldest sister of the fish basket died shortly after getting off the sedan chair and was buried in Jinshatou, which has been three years and six months. "

The old monk saw King Miaozhuang standing there in a daze, and said, according to the Venerable Burning Lamp: The Three Emperor Gu is the incarnation of the Cihang Dao people, and its muscles and bones are made of gold threads and locks, and the flesh and clothes can be melted away, and the golden chain bones must not be rotten. After a few years, he felt the aura of heaven and earth, received the essence of the sun and the moon, and enjoyed the incense of the world, so that he could be reincarnated again, and then put into the womb to save the world and save the people.

King Miao Zhuang didn't want to believe those strange theories, but he couldn't explain the series of unpredictable prophets and strange coincidences.

Just as he was hesitating, Coachman Li ran back out of breath and handed him a pair of jade bracelets.

King Miaozhuang saw that it was the beloved thing of his daughter Miaoyin, so he couldn't wait to run to the golden beach.

The two coachmen dug up the grave of the eldest sister of the fish basket with all their hands and feet, and when they saw that even the cypress coffin was rotten, only the golden clavicle bone remained.

The fat monk took off his robe, wrapped his golden clavicle bones and flew away. This matter has always been rumored to be a beautiful talk, and after Miaoyin became Guanyin Bodhisattva, the eldest sister of the fish basket also became the Guanyin of the fish basket.

The fat monk got the golden clavicle bone and went away, but the king of Miaozhuang and his entourage cried incessantly, and immediately offered 1,000 taels of silver to build a "clavicle temple" on the golden beach in order to pay homage.

King Miaozhuang and his entourage continued to travel south, crossing mountains and mountains along the way, crossing rivers and rivers, needless to say. In the blink of an eye, another three hundred and eighty days passed, and only then did he walk out of the country of fish baskets and come to the territory of He country.

He is also known as the country of gentlemen.

The men there are well-dressed, elegant, generous, humble, and disregardful;

The woman is dignified, smiles without teeth, and does not speak loudly;

Most of the famous families have the family rule of "looking down at the Yellow Spring with two eyes, looking at the sky is arrogant, looking at the sky all day long, and laughing is presumptuous";

It has become a custom that men and women are not parallel, and uncles and sisters-in-law are not comparable;

The melon field is not accepted, and Li Xia does not complete the crown to avoid suspicion;

Buying and selling affectionately, no quarrels, fair trade, no bullying, it can really be said: a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, and a virgin woman is lustful and acts according to reason.

In the past three years, King Miaozhuang has traveled through the Three Kingdoms, traveled tens of thousands of miles, passed through countless states and counties, and seen hundreds of thousands of various characters, and it is the first time to see such a country of gentlemen.

It seems that such knowledgeable, sensible, and self-controlled citizens are unheard of.

King Miaozhuang originally thought that he governed the country well, taught the people to have skills, prospered the forest country, and the people were happy, which can be regarded as a rare ......

Now, compared with any country, how dare you talk about the same day and the moon together!

King Miaozhuang heard his father say since he was a child that all the ways of governance pay attention to faith, or worship an immortal and a god, take it as a model, and compete to imitate and lead the people to the right path; Or believe in a religion, so that all the people will become devout believers, believing that evil will be rewarded with evil, and good will be rewarded with good, so that everyone will be evil, and everyone will do good.

Throughout the ages, all the way to this point, there are people who worship gods and immortals, and there are people who believe in Buddhism and Taoism, but to reach this kind of supernatural and perfect point, He Guo can be regarded as unique.

Which god do they worship, and why is it so spiritual? What kind of religion do you believe in, and why is it so subtle?

King Miao Zhuang wanted to stay for a few days, and he wanted to inquire clearly before setting off on the road.

I didn't expect to know if I didn't ask, and I was shocked when I asked!

Not only shocking, but ridiculous.

It turns out that the whole country, from the monarch to the common people, from the common people to the enlightened monks, all believe in the toilet god who is in charge of and urine.

Who is the toilet god?

According to the record of the four banknotes of the incense room "Toilet God Record": Laiyang people, surnamed He Ming-in-law, the word Liqing. Shouyang Li Jingna is a concubine, his wife is jealous, and the fifteenth yin of the first month is killed in the toilet, and the emperor of heaven is the god of the toilet.

Therefore, the people of the world have made their form to welcome it in the toilet. Commonly known as the three aunts, and the three girls of Yunkeng.

In fact, the toilet god is not the only god of He country, but shared by Dongsheng Shenzhou, Nanzhan Bu Prefecture, North Julu Prefecture, and West Niuhe Prefecture, and it is also the most inferior, lowest, and most lowly god among the family gods.

"Jishuo Quanzhen" says: "Every Shangyuan Festival (that is, the fifteenth day of the first month), the resident women ask the toilet god.

Its method: on the day before, take a dung, decorate it with a hairpin ring, hairpin with flowers, and use a silver hairpin to insert it into a basket for the side of the pit toilet, and set up a case for it, light candles and burn incense, and salute it...... According to this, the toilet god should be like a child's play, and he was invited by the pit toilet, and he despised it.

It seems that this kind of dirty god who came forward by women and children to use a dung basket to collect dung and invite from the dung pit and latrine that contains feces and urine can bless a huge country to become a country of gentlemen who love cleanliness, talk about etiquette, speak public morality, and have talents? It's puzzling.

As the saying goes: the extremes of things must be opposed. Things in the world are often very strange, and those things that are natural are often unnoticeable, but it is precisely those strange things and strange things that go against conventional conventions and are completely unreasonable that attract the most attention, so that you have to understand it.

It was with this kind of psychology that King Miaozhuang earnestly and carefully inquired why He Guo believed in the toilet god, and how the toilet god could have such mysterious power.

He was a filthy and promiscuous country before, so that "the home will not be the home, and the country will not be the country." The brothels in He Country are difficult to count, and there are as many as 18 fireworks and willow lanes in the capital alone, and there are no less than 10 prostitute kilns and girls in each place. The sons and grandsons, the wealthy businessmen, all look for flowers and willows, and the owners of small shops are all looking for prostitutes and prostitutes. Ordinary people who have no money to care about it also learn from each other, and it is indispensable to find a few good ones, and they also say that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers.

As the saying goes: if you sit in the toilet for a long time, you don't smell it, and you don't smell the fragrance of the garden for a long time. When the wind of fornication is impromiscuous, you, me, and him will be ugly like each other.

The so-called "ten sisters and nine Kens, as long as Lang Jun's mouth is stable", is extremely powerful evidence.

"People are afraid of distractions, tigers are afraid of cramps". When a man has an outside heart, he can't make money; A woman cannot run a house if she has an external heart; civil ministers and military generals, officials at all levels indulge in wine and do not care about the suffering of the people; Long live the absurdity and immorality, and have no energy to worry about national affairs and govern the dynasty. The so-called situation of "the country will not be the country, and the family will not be the family" has naturally formed.

Seeing that the collapse of the country and the collapse of the family were coming, some decent men and women, parents who hoped that their son would become a dragon, prayed to the gods three times a day, begging God to send angels down to save the people of the motherland.

Who knows that not only did he not ask for gods and angels, but he "begged" for a prostitute who captivated the country and the city, had a world-famous face, and attracted bees and butterflies.

The prostitute's surname is Zigu, the third in line, and the third aunt has become her nickname.