Chapter 502: Miaoya Qiya (29)
After the husband sang the national anthem, he said with tears in his eyes: "Bai Sanye, there is a way, kill people and cut their throats, save people to the end." You can just take us all, anyway, you have money, and we try to be as little annoying as possible. "
The other thirty-nine fathers-in-law and mothers-in-law also said in unison: "Third Master Bai, if we go back today, our son and daughter-in-law will definitely kill us and cook soup to drink!"
"Take it, good will be rewarded!"
"When we die, bless you with a long and a long life."
"I'll make sure you find a nice daughter-in-law."
"I'll keep you full of children and grandchildren......
The golden boy is really in a dilemma. Don't accept it, in case they are killed by their children and grandchildren after they go back, they will not "pay a deposit in the printing house - order (lose)".
Wouldn't it become "all the taro in the thin field are mothers, and the sons of prostitutes are full of fathers"? In order to oppose the customer, the golden boy gritted his teeth and insisted on accepting 40 "fathers and mothers." He felt that he had money anyway, so he had to make more coffins to bury people.
Unexpectedly, the news of Bai Sanye's adoption of his parents spread like wings, and within a few days, four or five thousand husbands and old women came to the door. The golden boy thought to himself: Even if you open a coffin shop and run a big grain store, you can't resist it! In this poor place, even if there is money to buy food, wouldn't four or five thousand people want to drink the northwest wind? So many "fathers and mothers" die not like pouring firewood, not to mention that there is no place to bury, that is, all the fields and mountains and forests come in handy, just to make coffins, pretend to be dead, and carry the funeral out of the funeral, so that the men, women and children of the entire Baijiazhuang can't be busy! In the long run, the elderly of the entire child-friendly country will all flock to Baijiazhuang, even if they kill their own family, they can't fill their stomachs! What if the young people of Baijiazhuang are...... The more the golden boy thought about it, the more he felt that it was not a way, and finally he simply came to the soles of his feet to wipe the oil - slipped.
The golden boy went straight to the Chaoyin Cave and was about to enter the cave, when he suddenly stopped and shouted, "Wow! I took the initiative to make the bet at the beginning, and now I'm the first to lose, so won't I be laughed at by the jade girl when I go back like this?"
But then I thought about it: My golden boy has a little stone into gold, and it is difficult to change the bad nature of those fools, thinking that Guanyin is just a woman, how capable can he be? I didn't succeed, she Guanyin Niangniang may not be able to do it, if she also fails, although she can't change the relationship between master and servant, at least we can be on an equal footing, let's come to him and watch the changes. Thinking of this, I can't help but feel smug.
The golden boy was thinking about it, and was suddenly attracted by an elegant and beautiful singing voice:
Let's have a son, I'm scared. Pick up a daughter-in-law, hehe, laugh. Divide the family, divide to wow, the chickens are called to feed.
Two old men, no one wants to feed them......
Who is singing this chilling mountain song in this blessed cave?
The golden boy looked around, but found no one, and when he looked up, he saw a white crane hovering overhead......
"Could it be her?" The golden boy was about to ask a question, and the white crane came again:
Big brother Golden Boy, it's not a human being.
Spank yourself, smell yourself.
I'm not afraid of hey.
I'm afraid of the boy, worship Guanyin......
Before the white crane finished singing, the golden boy had already scolded angrily: "When Lao Tzu is on the back of a man today, the ghost beats his feet, kicks off the toecarapace when he walks, chops wood and encounters a hornet's nest, and sneezes and his teeth fall." I just got rid of the entanglement of those old ghosts, and I want you to count me down with this bullet and arrow through my heart, it seems that I can't do it if I don't give you a little power!"
After speaking, I saw him aim his right index finger at the white crane, and gently shouted "change", and the white crane immediately turned into a golden crane and fell down.
The golden boy proudly picked it up and looked at it, and was dumbfounded. It turned out that it was not an ordinary white crane, but the messenger of the Emperor of Heaven - the White Crane Fairy.
This is exactly: there are eyes that don't know gold and jade, and mistakenly take the sleeping tiger for a sick cat!
The golden boy didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly blew fairy qi at the "golden crane" that almost fell into gold.
He knew that no matter what it looked like, as long as it blew three breaths of immortal qi in a row, it would be able to return to its original shape.
Unexpectedly, not only did not let the White Crane Fairy return to its original shape, but blew the "Golden Crane" into a white stone.
The golden boy was wondering, and suddenly found three sentences written on the stone:
The first sentence is: The snake dies for three days and the tail still moves, and the tiger dies for seven and does not fall mighty.
The second sentence is: The narrow alley meets the top stick, depending on whether you advance or retreat.
The third sentence is: The lake is full of golden wire nets, why worry about the fish not taking the bait.
The golden boy knelt down as if he had realized something, put his hands together in front of his chest, and recited: "Amitabha", and said: "Thank you Emperor for your advice!" After that, he stepped on the auspicious clouds and went to his own village.
He felt that the first two sentences of the Emperor of Heaven were persuading him to advance despite difficulties, and the third sentence was hinting that he should not fall into the golden wire net cast by Guanyin Niangniang.
In order to live up to the high expectations of the Emperor, he decided to return to Poor Home Bay and reopen a new business. But he didn't go far before he was blocked in his way.
"Where are you going?" Seeing that the person blocking the way was the White Crane Fairy again, the golden boy hurriedly apologized for his indecent behavior just now, and asked rhetorically: "The Emperor of Heaven asked you to send a letter, didn't he just tell me not to be discouraged?"
The White Crane Fairy said, "Dream of marrying a daughter-in-law - you think of good things!" The meaning of the Emperor of Heaven is just to tell you that no matter how high the Monkey King's skills are, he can't turn over the slap of the Buddha; No matter how arrogant you are, you will inevitably become a servant of the Bodhisattva!"
"You mean there's a chance she can win?"
"I advise you to hurry up and go to the capital of the child-loving country to see what is going on."
"Is the fairy afraid that I won't be convinced if I lose, or is she not at ease if she wins?"
"If you want to cause a little trouble to Guanyin Bodhisattva, it's too late, just be careful, don't help!"
The golden boy didn't say anything more, he didn't believe it, and he didn't want to believe it was true.
Although the capital of the child-friendly country is not too big, it is very prosperous and vibrant.
I don't know because it is located on a half-hillside by the mountains and rivers, and it gives people a sense of majesty at a glance, because whether it is a shop or an official, a teacher, or a monk, it is mostly because of the majority of young people, anyway, it looks very comfortable.
The golden boy has no heart to investigate these reasons, just want to find Guanyin Niangniang as soon as possible, the streets of the capital are not wide, and there are a lot of people, if you want to find Guanyin Niangniang in this place with thousands of holes, I am afraid it is no less than catching loaches at the bottom of the well, and picking up stars in the sky.
Just as he was looking carefully step by step, I don't know who took the lead and shouted: "Someone has unveiled the list!" "
As soon as he finished speaking, people rushed to the palace like a fire, pushing him even half a step back.
"Sir, what happened?" As he walked forward, he politely asked a young man beside him.
"Did you fall from the sky or did you come out of the ground? How can we not even know about such a major matter that has a bearing on the life and death of the country?"
"Even if I fell from the sky, can you tell me, sir?"
"Why don't you know how to be polite, I don't think you're much younger than me, why are you always a gentleman before and after, do you want to curse me to death?"
The golden boy suddenly remembered that he couldn't be called "sir" in the child-loving country, because they thought that "Mr. died first", so the most polite title was "Housheng", and quickly changed his words: "I'm sorry, Housheng!"