Obviously, with such strict requirements, it is too difficult to answer perfectly, which really caught Xiao Zhu Decai off guard, he shook his little brain, and the tentacles of the search kept expanding in his mind: "This...... This...... This ......"

When Su Yiwen saw Xiao Zhu Decai's situation, he thought that he couldn't answer, and said triumphantly: Zhu Decai, I think you are losing this time. ”

The children in Shacun cheered and clapped their palms violently, as if the delicious sour taste had reached their mouths.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the children in Jinshuifang all closed their mouths, and their eyes were all focused on Xiao Decai, and some of them had disappointed expressions on their faces.

"Which one" At this time, Fat Tsaihua, who was standing next to Xiao Zhu Decai, suddenly let out a loud fart, causing everyone to laugh.

Su Yiwen glared at Fat Zihua and reproached: "You, you're really uninteresting!" Fart in front of everyone's eyes, but don't find a place to avoid it! ”

Fat Tsaihua replied with a red face: "I ate a lot of sweet potatoes this morning, and the anger in my stomach just now somehow bulged, and the fart came out, I'm really embarrassed." ”

Hearing the sound of a fart, a bright light passed in front of Xiao Zhu Decai's eyes, and his heart suddenly opened and said, "I have the answer." ”

The children don't know, "What answer do you have?"

"Listen," Xiao Zhu Decai slowly opened his mouth to respond to the couplet:

The stinky fart is not loud, the fart is not smelly, but the sweet potato taro fart is loud and smelly

The children couldn't help laughing when they heard Xiao Zhu Decai's naughty and almost vulgar couplet, and some of them even laughed so much that they covered their sore stomachs.

The stinky fart is not loud, the fart is not smelly, but the sweet potato taro fart is loud and smelly;

The fragrant flowers are not red, the safflowers are not fragrant, only the peony roses are red and fragrant

The children in Shacun applauded loudly after reading the upper and lower links carefully!

Xiao Zhu Decai has always been a well-known troublemaker, and the upper link answered this time, although the style of life and artistic taste are more vulgar than the lower link of Su Yiwen. But the part of speech and the plain language used are basically corresponding to the following couplets made by Su Yiwen, with "smelly" and "fragrant" on the right, you can no longer find fault with him.

Su Yiwen didn't expect that Zhu Decai Jingran would be able to get his own next link all of a sudden, and shook his head helplessly.

Fat Zihua stepped forward and pushed Xiao Zhu Decai's shoulder with his hand, and said, "You also have a more difficult problem, so they can't answer." ”

The children of Jinshuifang also shouted, "Yes, give them a problem." ”

Xiao Zhu Decai frowned and sowed the little brain melon with his hand, and after a while, he came up with a couplet. said to Su Yiwen: "Listen, this link I came out is:

Seeing that Su Yiwen failed to answer immediately, he also imitated Su Yiwen's demeanor just now, raised his voice, and emphasized: "Su Yiwen, you have to pay attention to the link I came out, which must have both the local name of our new state and the local specialties of our new state. Both. If your answer involves something else, even if you don't answer correctly. ”

Su Yiwen: "This... This ......"

Lidong is a place in Xinzhou, and the beautiful fried oil produced is fragrant and not irritable, and is deeply loved by people; Luodong is a village in Lidong, and the tofu produced is very tender and smooth, and it is well known.

Xiao Zhu Decai continued: "The first sentence of my Shanglian has a ʻdongʼ character, and the second sentence also has an ʻdongʼ character. Also, the first sentence has an ʻ靓ʼ character, and the second sentence also has an ʻ靓ʼ character, so you must have two identical words in the first sentence and the second sentence. ”

This is indeed a difficult problem that is not easy to answer on the spot in a short period of time.

This stumped Su Yiwen, he scratched his brain with his hand, his eyes were fixed for a long time and he couldn't answer, so he had to ask the child in Shacun: "I can't find the answer for a while, who of you has thought of it?"

Compared with the elated scene just now, the children in Shacun either waved their hands and said no, or shook their heads and sighed helplessly.

Seeing this, Su Yiwen also shook his head helplessly......

Who knew that when he shook his head, he actually shook his mind, remembering that once his grandfather told him the story of Liu Chenchu, a master of writing.

Once upon a time, there was a person named Liu Chenchu in Shexu Village, Taiping Town, Xinzhou, who was good at poetry and good at writing.

He likes to raise birds and finches in his life, nicknamed "Bird Boy", he has been diligent and studious since he was a child, and he is intelligent by nature. Since then, he has set up a museum in Shexu Township to teach, and is famous for his profound literary attainments. The vernacular couplets made are simple to understand, elegant and vulgar. All slang and colloquialisms can be joined, and once they are linked, they will be full of fun.

Liu Chenchu is also good at collecting sentences and composing couplets, once he held a public collection of Hanlin people and contemporary celebrities in the Xinzhou Hall in Xiqiao Mountain, Nanhai, he won the championship with the wonderful couplet of the crane top and the famous sentence of the "Four Books" "Linzhi is respectful, and the word "Linyun" county was made auspicious in Xinzhou County.

Liu Chenchu's wonderful couplets, coincidental couplets, absolute couplets, and interesting couplets are widely circulated among the people and are known as "couplet experts". The pair of Jinglian that he wrote at the door of the school classroom before his death is still inspiring future generations:

The room is entered sequentially from the ascending hall

People must have a way to the middle

Su Yiwen vaguely remembered that his grandfather said that one year during the Lantern Festival, a large stage and a tent of Buddha statues were set up in front of Shexu Village......

So, Su Yiwen came at his fingertips and chanted loudly:

Of course, the white-nosed brother went to the door to ask for oil

After Su Yiwen chanted Liu Chenchu's uplink, he looked at Xiao Zhu Decai and asked for an answer: "This uplink should be closely related to the theme of singing the big opera, and the characters ...... to the characters."

Xiao Zhu Decai didn't wait for Su Yiwen to finish explaining, so he impatiently interrupted him and said, "Su Yiwen! You don't need to say it anymore, I use 'Flower Guy' for you, I use 'Flower Guy' for you, I use 'Apprentice on stage' for you, and I use 'Don't squeeze the stage' for you, isn't this right? ”

Su Yiwen muttered to himself, and for a while he actually slipped his mouth and asked Zhu Decai, "How do you know?" ”

Zhu Decai was really speechless when he was asked by him, who was almost mentally retarded. You must know, but all the people in New Zealand, up to more than 100 years old, down to three years old, that don't know, who doesn't know the writer Liu Chenchu?

I only heard the fat boy Huashang walk up to Su Yiwen and whispered, "Xiucai, do you still need to ask?" Liu Chenchu, a wonderful writer of the Taiping Society, you should have heard of it, right? Don't think that if you know, others won't know," Fat Tsaihua said this, and then moved closer to Su Yiwen, and whispered in his ear, "I also know that the couplet of the Buddha statue shed is 'rusty iron, no use it'; ”

Su Yiwen was completely embarrassed by this fat boy, fortunately this was said in his ear, otherwise, it would be a shame for everyone to know that he used Liu Chenchu's couplet to make a couplet...... Su Yiwen couldn't wait for a crack in front of him, so he immediately got in.

After a long time, none of the children in Shacun came forward to answer, and Su Yiwen had to be discouraged: "We can't answer now." Zhu Decai, I see that after you go up, you may not have a good answer to the downlink.

"Of course I know it in my heart, so I gave you this link!" Xiao Zhu Decai's mouth curled, raised his voice, and deliberately made gestures while saying word by word, "My next link is:

The big sweet potato on the sand and the big radish on the bottom have no bullets

The fields of Shacun are black tidal mud left by the sea after thousands of years of low tide, and mixed with moderate fine sand, which is fat but not compact. Shangsha Village, especially the mountains below Acacia Mountain is mud with sand, the most suitable for planting large sweet potatoes, because the water quality and soil quality do not contain harmful substances, so often eat large sweet potatoes Shangsha villagers have a lot of elderly people, and later some people even lived to 116 years old. Xiasha Village is the downstream of Shangsha Village, where the land is flat, with mud in the sand, and the locals say that those are "Chaowei Sand", and the big radishes grown are refreshing and sweet. Therefore, the ancestors of Shacun have been accustomed to planting large sweet potatoes and big bus for generations. Xinzhou people all know that the big sweet potatoes grown in Shangsha Village and the big radishes grown in Xiasha Village are sweet and refreshing, have a unique flavor, and are famous far and wide. Every time it is the harvest season of large sweet potatoes and large radish, many people from other counties and even merchants from other provinces will come to buy them in the name.

The first sentence has a word "sand", and the second sentence also has the word "sand", which happens to correspond to the two "holes" in the upper couplet. Also, the first sentence has a big" word, and the second sentence also has a "big" word, which happens to correspond to the two "beautiful" characters in the upper couplet. The latter sentence, overlapping words to overlapping words, is not only neat but also highlights the local characteristics here, which is amazing.

Su Yiwen savored Zhu Decai's upper and lower couplets, knowing that he had lost this time, he hugged his head with his hands in frustration and sighed: "Alas!"

After the competition, the children of Jinshuifang led by Xiao Zhu Decai won, Fat Tsaihua first picked up the pile of change on the ground, and the other children also picked up the remaining loose money on the ground one after another, and ran to the stall of the "fine food" sour shop, and shouted: "Boss, the seven-fold discount you talked about just now, give us some of each sour taste." ”

It didn't take long for a large number of colorful and sour cucumbers, sour radish, sour buckwheat, sour ginger slices, sour lotus root slices, sour mustard greens, etc., to be placed in front of the group of children in Jinshuifang.

They were so ecstatic that they didn't even take the bamboo sticks, but simply grabbed the sour taste with their hands and ate it in large gulps.

After eating a few pieces of sour radish and sour peach, Xiao Zhu Decai wiped his mouth with his hand, and then picked a piece of sour papaya with a bamboo skewer, and shook it proudly to Su Yiwen and the children in Shacun, saying, "How delicious is this sour taste of fine food!"

After a feast on the children, the children of Jinshuifang teased their rivals, the children of Shacun, "Yo, these sour tastes are really delicious." If you're not convinced, we'll have another one next time. ”

Obviously, he has already lost, and he has to be ridiculed by others, Su Yiwen and the children in Shacun are very unhappy, but they can only bow their heads and admit defeat, drooling in vain, watching each other gobble up their food.

They also know that this can't be blamed on Su Yiwen for not being smart or literate, but only for the fact that Xiao Zhu Decai in Jinshuifang is too troublesome.