"Hoshikawa-san, can you please have a relationship with me?"

The girl bathed in the moonlight shook her head sadly.

"No, we can't be together."

"Why is that?"

She broke the giant axe in her hand with her knee, "I'm sorry for lying to you, but I'm not a magical girl." ”

"So far, this is really a terrifying reversal!"

The girl looked up at the full moon in the sky: "Because, I'm actually a moon man." ”

"Well, I've seen you secretly play FG ○ mobile games in class."

A rocket fell diagonally from the sky, deep into the ground, she walked into the half-open cockpit, and waved her hand tearfully: "So, I'm going back to the moon, goodbye, Beidou Li team." ”

"Who's that—"

The shock wave of the rocket take-off turned into a strong impact.

Li Wu opened his eyes and stared at the culprit who had inflicted the physical impact in reality.

"Light? How did you end up here?! ”

Obviously he should have returned to reality from the outrageous dream, but he is still facing a situation like living in a dream.

A little higher up the waist felt a soft touch, and the cheeks were almost warm breathing because they were close to each other.

Rinko Hori, who was sitting with her thighs apart and sitting steadily, pointed to the window behind her, "Use a crowbar from the balcony · MKII has made a breakthrough, specifically like this first and then ......"

"It's not about your modus operandi, it's about your motives!"

Maybe this kind of "childhood sweetheart comes to tell you to get up" is very common in fictional works, but in reality, there is an illegal burglary!

Obviously, except when he was a child before, Hikari hadn't done anything like this.

After hearing the question, she sat on her belly and cast an indifferent gaze for some reason.

Then she jumped up lightly on the ground and gave another blow to the stomach under her: "I'm scheduled to go out today, so I'm here to wake up Xiao Wu, are you disappointed that it's not your girlfriend who came to do this?" ”

"It's still very early before the agreed time, anyway, you go down first, the heat of the summer is dead!"

Today, Rinko Hori is wearing a cool sleeveless ruffle skirt with her bare legs exposed under the skirt, and even if it is not due to the heat, maintaining this position is definitely not good for her physical and mental health.

Li Wu selectively ignored the second half, lifted her collar from behind like grabbing the back of a cat's neck, and threw his childhood sweetheart who suddenly set foot in the crime field off the bed.

The light who landed lightly took advantage of the situation to kneel on the edge of the bed, and stared at him with his upper body propped up.

“…… I'm going to change my clothes. ”

"Please make this your home, it's better not to be too restrictive."

"So go back!"

"But I've changed my clothes, huh?"

Okay, okay, play this with me, right?

Li Wu got out of bed in his pajamas, packed up his clothes for going out, and stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror by the balcony.

Guang moved his knees, turned around on the spot, and watched Li Wu unbutton the first button on his neckline.

Then he flashed to the balcony with lightning speed, locked the window with his hand, and leaped towards the opposite side.

Stupid Miss Hori, don't you know what a change tactic is!

Eventually, the two men pushed open each other's doors and stepped out onto the street.

Without the protection of air conditioning, the heat of dog days seems to sweep over everything as if it were melting like a candle.

Since the end of the festival, the time has been moved to the end of July, and the students who have been liberated from the pressure of the final exams have ushered in the summer vacation.

The surface of the asphalt road is steaming, the cicadas are singing loudly, and the children holding watermelons and feasting on the roadside are falling to the ground.

When I walked uphill in front of the station, my forehead was already covered with fine beads of sweat, and I pulled my neckline and fanned the wind inside, and the whole person was like a penguin moving from Antarctica to Africa, swaying from side to side.

Li Wu, who was walking in front, stopped and stretched out his hand to her, but the light also stopped in place, quite like he didn't eat food.

As the calendar for June flipped, their childhood sweethearts, or rather, unilaterally fell into a similar awkwardness, but sometimes in the same bizarre manner as the morning raid.

He took a few steps down, walked past the girl who was holding her wrists behind her back, dangling her body, and carried her up from behind like a supermarket cart.

"Xiao Wu, I think that is very bad for the durability of the shoe equipment, and the bottom surface will rub out of Mars."

"Yes, yes, can you walk on your own?"

"I'm applying for a smoother, safer, and more well-cared for mode of transportation."

"There is no right to claim for goods."

The two were still arguing about it until they stepped on the bus, until Hikari collapsed on the seat due to his physical disadvantage.

“…… I want to go back. ”

"Don't be so quick to retreat, think about the president who may be facing a huge crisis!"

"If you leave Shiratori's words alone, you'll be resurrected, and that's how it was last time you took a hot spring."

Regardless of the strange misunderstandings that the light seems to have, there is a natural reason why they would go out in the sweltering heat.

That can be traced back to last night, when Shiratori Mao sent a distress signal in a group chat at the club.

[Already...... No more...... No matter what, I can't hold on. 】

[Blood-vomiting cat expression]

[What you can't do is what you can't do, the limit of human beings is there!] 】

[A photograph of a dimly lit room with a curtain lifted to reveal a black car parked on the side of the road]

[They're coming!] Please help me! 】

[Frightened Scream Emoji]

The rest of the people immediately decided to visit Shiratori Makai this morning to see if she was a money obsessed with borrowing usury and was approached by the underworld.

After finishing the memories, the bus stopped at the station at the destination.

Shiratori Mayi told her classmate Hikari that where she lived, it seemed that she lived alone in a two-story detached house like Li Wu.

Before the courtyard wall with the word white bird written on the door sign came into view, the attention of the two was first attracted by the men in suits kneeling on the side of the road along the row.

Next to the car with the door open, the black car in the photo should be the white bird in the photo

Hoshikawa Aoi stood five or six steps away from them, clenched his right fist, and sneered and threatened, "Which illegal and violent gang do you belong to?" ”

"We are not ......"

"I have seen through your lies! Otherwise, what is the purpose of a group of people sneaking into private houses in the daytime? ”

Li Wu pressed her shoulder.

"They...... It doesn't seem like it's really a bad guy. ”

He looked at a series of texts from [Tomami Bunko Editor] and [Editorial Assistant] and said.

A few minutes later.

"Hahaha, it's good that the misunderstanding is resolved."

After freeing himself from the coercion of the magical girl, the middle-aged man with the text [redacted] led by him laughed heartily and let the others sit back in the car, "You're friends with Mr. Shiratori, right?" I'm the editor in charge of reaching out to her. ”

He politely stretched out his hand and shook Li Wu's hand.

"We thought we were going to plan kidnappings and other crimes, and we were impulsive."

Mr. Editor looked stiff and looked away.

"Actually...... It's not wrong to say that it was planning a kidnapping. ”

“…… Hey? ”

"But we can't help it!"

The middle-aged man cried a handful of snot and tears, "Can you please help convince Mr. Shiratori to deliver the manuscript quickly!" ”

Then his crying face instantly changed to a Shura-like angry face: "Otherwise, even if I die, I will drag her to the small dark room of the publishing house for twenty-four hours to create!" ”

"It seems that there is a rather complicated hidden story."

After watching the weeping editors leave, the three who came first waited until Arisa's figure appeared with a bag and rang the doorbell of Shiratori's house.

"Give up! I'll fight to the end! ”

From the walkie-talkie installed on the door, Shiratori's voice was heard.

"To describe myself in a derogatory idiom, it is us, the editor is gone."

"Huh? Why do you ...... I'll open the door right away. ”

When you step into the Shiratori house, you will find a view of hell.

Bags of garbage were piled up haphazardly in the hallway, white paper was scattered all over the living room like snowflakes, and even a few pages were inserted in the shredder placed on the wall; The kitchen door was closed, and there were even a few lines of sealing paper with runes on it, so I don't know what peerless beasts were locked.

Dressed in a tracksuit suit, Shiratori, who had forgotten to braid his three strands, couldn't hide his dark circles even with glasses, yawning as he led his friends to a few separate couches that barely cleared out of their footing.

She poured barley tea for several people, and was about to speak.

"Li Jun, why haven't you come out of me in the last three days?"

Disturbing whispers came from the couch on the side.

Hoshikawa Aoi whispered to the lover next to him at a distance worthy of ear grinding, "When I saw him today, I only cared about talking to those uncles." ”

"Summer vacation is also about personal time...... Then again, have you done your homework? ”

"Doesn't that depend on your progress?"

"Let's say it first, I won't just let you copy it."

Aoi Hoshikawa's expression is like a child who knows for the first time that Ultraman doesn't actually exist.

"You actually betrayed your cute and considerate girlfriend!"

"Don't be so serious! It's okay to help you catch up on your lessons. ”

"Well, let's decide whose house to go to when the time comes......"

Hikari sat quietly alone on the sofa in front of him, sipping the barley tea in his hand, and in just a few minutes, he had already emptied a large bottle.

This atmosphere! How do you talk about yesterday's cry for help?

Maoi Shiratori, who was roaring inwardly, looked at Arisa, who was sitting on the same side as her, and found that she was watching the interaction between the two on the other side with a gentle smile.

"Arisa, do you think the atmosphere exuded by those two people is strange?"

She cautiously leaned closer and asked in a low voice.

"Huh? It's not surprising that I'm rustic and not fashionable, but the recent trend is to use girlfriend as an abbreviation for female friend. And there are only three seats in total, Li Wu and Xingchuan can only squeeze into the same position, and it is normal to look more intimate. After all, why didn't Shiratori-san buy an extra sofa? Why, why, why? ”

Arisa turned her head, and her empty pupils seemed to flow black and viscous mud, turning the living room of Shiratori's house into a leak of all the evils of this world.

"Wow!"

Shiratori Mao let out a short scream in her heart.

Because of the relationship between turning around, the bag that Airisa was carrying hit herself, so she untied it and put it on the coffee table in front of her.

The shoulderbag, which looks rather heavy, collides with the glass with a crisp tapping sound.

"Why is there a sound of metal colliding in Arisa's bag?!"

"It's a delusion."

"What the hell did you put in there, I just like to see the reflection through the zipper!"

Arisa tilted her head cutely and whispered against Shiratori's ear, "This is the wonderful tool to be used next." ”

Is my house about to turn into a battle royale-like murder scene?

She was about to faint from her own associations.

Seeing her reaction, Arisa laughed happily: "Why does Shiratori-san put on such an expression, it's just some ordinary sundries, and the reflection you see must be a makeup mirror." ”

"Whew, Arisa, you're really, you're going to scare me to death."

Shiratori Maki breathed a sigh of relief, overcame her fear, and casually lifted the shoulder bag, "I think your bag style is pretty good-"

Bang.

A dangling strip fell from the cut at the bottom of the bag and bounced on the coffee table.

Everyone stared at Mr. Knife who appeared in the cold light, and they all fell silent.

"Ah, how can Dad's work stuff be stuffed in, it's so careless, it broke my bag."

Arisa casually unzips the bag, revealing the looming straw figure, bone saw, and suspicious bottle labeled with a skull inside, and puts the scalpel back.

"Well, my daughter as a doctor makes sense to carry a scalpel with me."

"I can't take it anymore!"

Shiratori Mao overturned the coffee table in front of him, and quickly snatched back the barley tea with his bare eyes.

"Since you guys have come to my house, then give me my questions first!"

She uttered the most cowardly words in the most majestic tone.

"Is there any need to listen to that now?"

The light that began to refill himself with the second large bottle of barley tea said slowly.

"No matter how you look at it, Shiratori himself dragged the manuscript as a light family to the point that everyone was angry, and forced the editor to the point where he wanted to tie you up to a small black room, right?"

Li Wu hit the nail on the head and inflicted further damage on the other party.

"It's not like that!"

Mai Shiratori slid from the couch to the carpet and rolled around, "I've worked hard!" You know this scene by looking at it, right?! ”

"Indeed, I didn't expect President Shiratori to be such a person who lacks the ability to take care of himself in private."

Hoshikawa Aoi leaned on Li Wu's shoulder and said worriedly.

"Not really! I just haven't had time to tidy it up lately! ”

She pounded the ground, "The deadline given for the deadline is just around the corner!" But I couldn't find inspiration! ”

(End of chapter)