Chapter 31:
Eldest sister, you are not too young, at least check your life. Moreover, it is okay to get drunk yourself...... How can you drag Cangyang to drink with you?As the leader of the Knights of the Moon, ......"
Yueying dragged the bottle with sleepy eyes and poured into the bottle: "When I don't know...... Hiccup~ You're the leader of the Moon Knights, I'm just ...... Goo Dong Goo Dong, I'm just a part-time job. Did you know that modern people are stressed...... Goo Dong Goo Dong, if you have a chance, you have to vent well!"
Wang Ming covered his temples with a faint pain: "Everyone knows that you are the mastermind behind Cangyue!"
"Don't say it, people just want to conquer the world......"
"Don't say such a horrible thing in that tone, hey!"
Cangyang opened his eyes in a daze: "Just relax occasionally, and besides, Mia, you are very noisy." โ
The above is the content of the top-secret meeting held by the top management of the Moon Knights in early November.
With Wang Ming's authorization, Tolia used the magic [Water Formation] to force two drunken drunkards to sober up, and then he learned what they were doing behind enemy lines.
First of all, the mastermind behind the scenes and the CTO had a few drinks in the Holy White City and did not give money. Then, there was an exchange of fire between them and the local chengguan, causing many casualties and considerable losses.
They then took refuge in a wine cellar, where they drank at least 30,000 gold worth of wine while waiting for the besieging army to leave.
After that, Yueying took Cangyang all the way to get drunk and crazy, and escaped from a loophole in the city wall using a paid plug-in. The two summoned a Celestial Feathered Serpent. Ran more than 400 miles in one night.
Along the way, soldiers from the HRE Empire constantly asked the two to stop because of drunk driving. But instead of stopping, the two drivers entered the elevated highway after running over several soldiers and innocent pedestrians.
According to eyewitnesses, the two men were each holding a bottle of high-grade liquor, and while driving illegally, they gulped down the wine, and the remaining bottle of wine smashed and injured two horses pulling the cart.
HRE officials quickly blocked several nearby elevated exits, but the driver quickly reached the next exit along the acceleration channel and got the news in the future, and plunged directly into the high-speed road, colliding with an animal-powered high-speed train. Although the offending mount died on the spot. The two were lifted off their mounts, but the two drivers summoned a Cerberus, and after changing their mounts, they ran all the way along the track.
"So these two guys ran more than 400 miles in the enemy's hinterland in one night?"
Tsukizakura smiled drunkenly, "It's just a little bit of speeding." โ
โ...... But I heard that the transportation system in the eastern part of the HRE has been completely paralyzed. โ
"Isn't that a good thing?"
โ...... What a fart, do you know how many Shinra armies are blocking in front of us right now?"
Yue Sakura took out a bottle of dark green liquid from the wide sleeve of the sacrificial robe, broke the bottle with one hand, and then poured the fragrant liquid into her mouth: "Come as many as you want, kill as many as you want, save us from looking for it everywhere." โ
โ...... Well, I'll not say what our chances of survival are against the Holy See army. Can you sue me why you ran more than 400 miles? Are you running back?"
The mission of Yueying and Cangyang is very clear, that is, to cross the territory of the Roland Empire all the way, arrive at the Green Sea, establish a teleportation array, and then teleport all the forces of the Knights.
The Holy Laurent Empire is located in the western part of the human world, while Rainbow City is located in the middle of the human world.
Wang Ming rubbed his temples in despair, and he felt a sharp pain in his head: "...... To put it simply, you two are so drunk that you even get the wrong direction to escape, right?"
Yue Ying drank the wine in her hand without care: "Don't say it, give my sister some face!"
"Give you face, and tomorrow you will go to the house to uncover the tiles. โ
In the clear blue sky, the fine clouds slowly slid to the southeast, the sun fell on the turquoise grass, and the high-ranking members of the Order sat under a large tree to cool off.
Yueying was still drunk, lying on the ground and refusing to get up, still yelling that she had a headache, Wang Ming wanted to pull her up, but failed.
No one can interrupt Tsukizakura's bed.
"I'll try. โ
Cangyang held a huge glass bottle and stood behind Wang Ming.
Handing the glass bottle filled with red liquid to Tsukizakura, the chief priest of the Moon Temple, who was squirming on the grass, wrapped around the bottle like an octopus, and held the flask in his arms.
"I'm going to drink ......"
Cangyang said in a deep voice, "Drink." โ
Cangyang used bluffing on Yueying.
"What's, what is this?"
"Wine. โ
"The color is so strange, red ......"
"Red grapes. โ
Tsukizakur's observation of words and expressions failed against bluffing.
Uncorked with one hand, Yue Ying poured a sip into the mouth of the bottle, and the bottle label torn off by Yue Ying floated in front of Wang Ming.
On the piece of paper with the skeleton was drawn the words "Powerful Chilli Water".
"Wine, are you awake?"
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"Eldest sister, if you wake up, get up quickly. โ
โ...... I'm going to kill you!!"
At this time, Tolia finally interjected: "Oh, the eldest sister is so energetic. โ
Are you saying that a girl weighing less than ninety pounds is "so energetic" to chase and kill everyone present with a log?
Tolia, are you sure you're not confusing the words mental and neurological?
"You're all going to die!"
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"That's the basic thing. โ
Cangyang rolled up the map and stuffed it into the dimensional pocket around his waist.
The dimensional bag embroidered with arcane runes was filled with surging primordial arcane energy, and Wang Ming couldn't help but look sideways. Then he vaguely saw a few tentacles with suction cups wriggling in the mouth of the bag.
"Cangyang child, what is in your bag?"
Mia, curiosity kills the cat!
Cangyang turned his eyes with dilated pupils to Wang Ming. He said quietly: "It's better if you don't want to know." โ
The tentacles in the dimensional pouch raised their large, pointed eyes. The whites of the dusky eyes are covered with purple veins. looked at Wang Ming in a daze, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
โ...... Indeed, it's better for me not to know. โ
The next question is how to get to the Green Sea.
Cangyang put his hand into the dimensional bag and took out a roll of blankets.
"Alchemy flying carpet, I just finished it in the morning. โ
As he spoke, Cangyang spread the red carpet on the ground, and the stall had four dragon words written in gold.
"It's like a home. โ
Above the sky. Huge shadows that flew like falcons ploughed wide passages in the sea of clouds.
But if you look closely, you'll see that it's actually a blanket.
"Cangyang, can you use normal operating methods to drive?"
"Means, it's normal. โ
Immediately, Cangyang picked up the recorder and blew it dripping.
To be honest, the exotic tunes played by Cangyang are quite desert-like, reminiscent of date palms, cacti, and camel caravans walking through the dunes.
But......
"Cangyang, you play a tune over and over again, and the tune only blows a small part of it. I was about to throw up after blowing like this all day!"
Cangyang paused. The melody disappears into the clouds.
"Can't stop. โ
Cangyang cherished words like gold, and didn't bother to explain to Wang Ming why he couldn't stop, and then played the recorder.
The soul-stirring melody drilled into Yuesakura ears, stirring her to live in peace, and she rolled with her head in her arms.
Seeing his spiritual leader rolling on the ground like a Chinese pastoral dog that had eaten rat poison, Wang Ming couldn't help but snatch the recorder and threw it out.
"What are you doing?"
Cangyang was stunned for a moment, she obviously didn't expect Wang Ming's reaction to be so big.
"Of course it's to stop you!"
"If you don't like it, you can not listen. โ
"The flying carpet is so small, how can I not hear it unless I jump?"
"Then it is necessary for me to inform you and jump quickly. โ
"Why?"
"Because the flying carpet is about to crash if it loses control. โ
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Above the sky, a series of small black dots fell into the clouds, and the white clouds splashed one after another.
"Parachute!" Wang Ming roared.
"I don't think there is such a thing as a parachute in this era. โ
"And what about the contingency measures you prepared?"
Cangyang stopped his waist and hugged the moon cherry blossom that was falling and spinning while whispering, and a pair of burning fire wings unfolded behind him, and the speed of the fall was stagnant, disappearing in Wang Ming's eyes.
And Tolia was also dragged by Lilith, reducing the descent speed, and after activating the Wind King Enchantment, she floated steadily in mid-air.
On the other hand, Wang Ming shot like a cannonball to the ground under his feet.
"Flying spell!Ah, I didn't remember this spell today......"
"What about the Feather Fall Technique? Uh, this spell slot was used to remember the electric claw today. โ
"Transfiguration allows you to grow a pair of wings. But that spell slot is used today to remember domination over humans......"
"Well, what about the vaporization form? Oh, I never used such a sassy spell, I always prepared the acid mist technique......"
On November 1, 611 of the Third Age, the head of the Knights of the Moon died in a plane crash at the age of fifteen.
"Lao Tzu is already sixteen years old, his soul is light!"
I'm talking about the first birthday.
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Having grown accustomed to giving orders, Starripple is already capable of taking on an army.
After last night's battle, no one was killed, but almost all of them were wounded, and a few were estimated to be lying in bed for months.
Originally, there were a few poor soldiers who could barely be treated, and their intestines were dragged out, but under the medical energy of Xinglian, they all obediently crawled back from the underworld. What they have to do now is to recover from their injuries as soon as possible.
Before leaving, Cangyang sealed a large number of medicines, which were enough for this army of only a hundred people to use until the end of the world. And through the enhancement of this crazy alchemist, the effect of those wound pills is extremely amazing, and it is expected that the injuries that would have been recuperating for several months will be cured in just a few days.
"A few of you, carry the wild boar to the cooking class, the moon sets, you go and gather all the soldiers who know the craft, the old lady doesn't believe it, such a simple trebuchet has to find someone to repair it!"
Sharpening a greatsword full of cracks. Yueluo muttered, "It's obviously reluctant to pay for repairs." โ
"What did you say?"
"Report sir, I said none of us know how to fix it!"
โ...... Whoever has fought before and retreated. Dare I say the breakfast I made was greasy. Those who feel that they can't roar, all go out, and the others stay. โ
Only Moonset and Bilbo Bagkinson were left behind, and the poor halfling stood on the side with his head bowed, not daring to look at Xinglian.
"Hit your lungs! Even your lungs won't be repaired, believe it or not, I'll drag you out of the wheel! Seventy thousand sisters-in-law one by one! Are you all doing Billy!"
"Whoever dares to talk back will be caught and fed to Stalin!"
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The location, it is not clear, because there is no need for this here.
Jester rode on a Nightmare, followed by a group of skeletal cavalry, one carrying the banner of the Knights of the Moon, the pitch-black banner embroidered with a pale waning moon.
Jester liked the banner very much, not only because it was very attractive for the coat of arms of those human nobles, but also because the sun had solidified a necromancy on the banner.
This spell doesn't give them extra vitality like the Throb of the Dead, it doesn't make their armor stronger, and it doesn't give their blades and spears the power of plague and pain.
The purpose of this spell. It is against the will of God.
After death, one qiฤ ten thousand died and died. The undead are only allowed to wander in the underworld, whether they are evil gods or good gods, they can use the suppression of the plane to dissipate those dead in the main plane, because this violates the most basic laws of life.
And as servants of the gods, those who are professional in magic can also use the will of the gods to disperse the undead.
If there is no such god-given power, then the only way to let them rest can only be dismembered with the mundane sword, the bones of the stupid dead can be broken and ashes scattered, and the miรจ can be completely destroyed.
Jester was carrying a banner with a spell that could help the undead fight against the priests and paladins to disperse the undead.
Because, what they are facing is a group of elites of the Bright Sect.
Grey Guard.
Unlike the rigid priests and brainwashed paladins, these guys have made vows before the gods, and as long as they follow a supreme oath, then they will not lose the power of the gods because they violate the teachings.
In short, they will stop at nothing for the sake of so-called "noble" goals.
Not only that, but this group of guys who put themselves in the dark for the sake of light also possess a lot of evil abilities, and if the holy warriors are a headache, then the gray guards have risen to an extremely dangerous level.
When Tsukizakura and his party set out, they ordered Jester to enter the territory of the Holy Laurent Empire with a team of skeleton cavalry to draw the attention of nearby troops.
Because it is impossible for Yueying to really cross the border of the Roland Empire with only herself and Cangyang.
Jester took a full 200 skeleton cavalry with him, disrupting the deployment of the Imperial defenders, and Tsukizakura and his party crossed the border, but Jester was hunted down by the Templars.
The undead fought against the magician, lost the time, went deep behind the enemy, lost the territory, Jester had no intention of fighting, and even the people could not be saved.
And so Jester's army retreated again and again.
But fortunately, the undead did not need supplies, did not need to rest, did not complain, would not be lazy and would not mutiny, and in just a few days, they had spared countless circles around several armies of the Empire.
But today, apparently, they couldn't dodge, and when a group of traveling merchants approached in front of them, they suddenly ripped off their disguises and raised the banner of the Gray Guard.
The Grey Guard of the Grey Abbey.
"A bunch of religious lunatics. Jester cursed inwardly, but nothing came out of his face.
Under normal circumstances, he could have taken advantage of the undead military horse and turned around and fled, but there were at least 3,000 regular HRE soldiers armed with high-quality weapons in the left and right rear, ready to smash himself and the bone racks around him to pieces.
Even more terrifying, behind him, more than a hundred Templars of the Knights Templar were slowly pacing on heavy war horses.
The only hope is for the Grey Guards, who can defeat the dozens of Grey Guards and escape alive.
The dark storm slowly lifted, and the sky became gloomy, and the haze that drifted from nowhere blocked the sunlight. The wind was also dyed with a faint bitter taste by the negative energy flowing around it.
The grass that the undead horses had trampled all withered. Behind him dragged a withered yellow blanket. Jester clenched his sword, feeling the strange sensation of being connected to the weapon's flesh and blood, and the darkness contained in the sword flowed with his thoughts, responding to his heartbeat, pulsating throughout his body, plading Jester's breastplate with a pale black border.
The black air is like midnight on the winter solstice, cold and silent. As Jester swung his blade forward, a tide of darkness swept forward, and all the blades of grass that had been just withered yellow were silently reduced to ashes in the lonely winter night.
"Target, a hundred meters ahead, the front row is replaced with a heavy cavalry gun, the back row of knight swords is ready, the shield defense is in place, and the whole army is ......"
"Whole army, assault!"
It's a matter of success or failure. If you can't break out of the formation and get caught in a fight. It won't be long before it will be caught up by the main forces of the Shinra, and then this army will be completely finished.
Jester didn't have much affection for the Knights, but was a little grateful that they saved his sister's life. He didn't want the reason for the failure, just because of anger.
Inexplicable anger came from the body of the sword, and that anger did not allow him to fail, because he was ......
Beelzebub.
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"I live in the abyss. โ
"Just for the glory not to be extinguished!"
The Grey Guard shouted out the words of the Grey Abbey, and the power of God spread out over them one by one, a faint layer of black shadow, inconspicuous.
Jester can't understand their fanaticism, but he can understand them, they have been indoctrinated by religion for decades, they have become madmen, for the sake of honor, in order to prove their piety, let alone die for the gods, no matter how evil it is, as long as it is named a god, they will not hesitate to do it.
They are the real backbone of the Holy See, and the enemy without scruples is the most terrible, because without scruples, there is no weakness. When the paladins hesitated, they could raise their butcher knives without hesitation.
This may explain why the Grey Guardians are rich in Inquisitors.
The Grey Guards raised their weapons, a myriad of strange xenomorph weapons pieced together into a wall of white blades, blocking Jester's path.
Jester's eyes narrowed, and the jet-black column of air that swirled around the dark storm extended nearly a meter from the tip of the sword, pointing at a gray guard leader in front of him.
"Go up, for the glory of the Abbey!"
"Glory!"
The heavy horses mounted by the Grey Guard also began to move, and they launched a reverse charge towards the skeleton cavalry, and the two dense forests of spears and spears were about to touch.
Jester suddenly felt everything in front of him slow down, and he saw the banner of the Grey Abbey drift more and more slowly, and finally almost solidify in the wind, and the dust stirred up by the Grey Guard's mount was suspended in the air, like a moth in amber.
Only his own sword, unswervingly stabbed in the fiery chest in front of him.
The sword muttered to himself, where there was fresh flesh and soul waiting for him, and the killing of broken limbs and withered life was waiting for him, and he was looking forward to the coming killing.
"Jester, this is what you and I both desire, you love to kill, I like it, I can bring you the joy of killing, you just have to let me control one of your hands. โ
"I refuse, I will not be your slave. โ
Once again, the sword tried to persuade him, but the sword was clearly not good at persuading, and his words were weak and empty, and Jester was not moved by them in the slightest.
Before the magic sword could respond, Jester felt the sword pierce into a layer of metal, and then, with a cracking sound, a gray guard in front of him was knocked out of the saddle by himself, and the negative energy swirling in the dark storm eroded his body, and as early as the sword pierced his body, all his physiology had disappeared, and it was only a completely cooled corpse that fell off the horse.
Behind him, the forest of spears also pierced into the Grey Guard's blade wall, many spears snapped, many skeletons fell, and the shrill neighing of undead horses pierced the sky, mixed with the neighing of the horses falling.
The Grey Guards broke through the first line of skeletons and plunged into the second row of sword-wielding skeletons.
Barbed chains, hook knives, axe guns, heavy swords...... Countless xenomorph weapons weaved into a wall of white blades in front of the Gray Guard's eyes, skeletons' sturdy bodies were chiseled and pierced, heavy swords cut off their heads, and bones were smashed to pieces by the warhammer.
But the Grey Guard was not comfortable either, the skeletons' counterattack penetrated the dense blade wall, and the rusty iron sword pierced into the Grey Guard's body through the gaps in the armor, leaving deep and shallow scratches on their bodies, Yin Hong's blood gushed out, staining the robes and armor red, and even the wind was stained with a layer of fishy smell.
Neither the skeletons nor the Grey Guards made a sound, the undead did not know what the pain was, and the Grey Guards forced their will.
Even if the horse was trampled repeatedly by the horse's hooves after falling, none of the gray guards screamed.
These opponents deserve respect.
"It is also worth our vigilance. โ
Jester added this sentence in his heart.
All creatures are afraid of death, and even the most elite armies will scream at the hands of the dead and wounded, but these gray guards don't make a sound, because they are not afraid of death.
"Have you been completely brainwashed? โ
The armies of the two sides penetrated each other, running back to back for dozens of meters, and the ground behind them was left with corpses leaning on each other, blood seeping out of the pile of corpses trampled by the horses' hooves, staining a large area of the ground red, and also leaving a string of blood-red horseshoe prints behind both sides.
"Turn!"
"Turn!"
Both sides ordered at the same time.
Both armies rode their horses and turned to face each other again.
The skeletons looked at the Grey Guards across from them with soul-burning eyes, and the Grey Guards responded with fanatical gazes.
"Raise your gun!"
"Raise your gun!"
"All the army, charge!" (to be continued......)