Chapter Twenty-Six: There Are Many More Good Things
(In the past few days, I have seen a lot of old readers come back one after another, and the message of the voting message of the reward vote, Shui Shui is very moved, so I won't say any polite words, speed up the update today, the second update has arrived, thank you for your support)
Everyone is a salesman!
In the light of the gold coins, Mr. Cohen directly turned into a salesman, desperately selling his daughter, and there is a posture that if you can see it, even if all three marry me, I will have no opinion.
Looking at the cheap father-in-law's face, Lin Taiping couldn't help but shudder, but Christine next to her snorted coldly, although she didn't know why she was dissatisfied, "Just now, which guy said that the boss is a big liar?"
"Is there one?" said Mr. Cohen, who suddenly became amnesic, rolled up his sleeves with anger on his face, and said that if he knew which bastard was talking nonsense like this, he would definitely fight with him.
And just when Mr. Cohen was desperately selling his daughter, the price of the totem continued to rise, and finally stopped when it reached two thousand gold coins, and Viscount Ford, whose eyes were red, looked up to the sky with pain but laughed triumphantly: "Two thousand gold coins! I will give two thousand gold coins, see who dares to rob me?"
Crazy, this guy must be crazy, throwing out two thousand gold coins and still happy to be like this?
Poor Edward, he was completely stupid, he had never seen such a strange thing in his life, what a hell, that little white face didn't offer at all, these nobles went up like crazy, and they didn't even bargain, is this still the nobleman I know?
"What's so strange about this?" Lin Taiping touched his chin with a smile, those guys who went into the adult product store in the middle of the night in the third watch all dropped the money and took the things and left, who have you ever seen who is in the mood to sit in the store and drink tea, and then bargain with the boss for a long time?
But the problem is, Edward didn't know this, he only knew that this little white face took out a totem, and then all of a sudden, these nobles all desperately took out their wallets as if they were crazy, the gods are above, what kind of totem is it, if this thing can fall into my hands......
"Want to know?" Lin Taiping looked at him with a smile on his face, seeing this scene, Christine next to her couldn't help but shudder, she suddenly realized that the boss was about to start digging a big pit again.
Unfortunately, Edward had been carried away by the gold coins at this time, so much so that he subconsciously nodded desperately: "Think, I want to know, what kind of totem is that?"
"Well, it's okay to sue you, but ......" Lin Taiping showed eight snow-white shiny teeth, and suddenly turned his head and shouted loudly, "Everyone, Mr. Edward has just been asking me, what kind of totem did you buy?"
In an instant, the originally noisy banquet hall suddenly fell silent, and dozens of nobles turned their heads neatly and focused their eyes on Edward's body, everyone was full of embarrassment, but full of an inexplicable anger.
Very good and powerful, multiply the father and the enemy by thirty!
At this moment, Edward couldn't help but burst into tears, he suddenly felt that he was sitting on a volcano, and the raging magma would erupt at any time: "This, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, and I took my leave." ”
A few seconds later, Edward, who had been beaten in the face all night, fled in disgrace, Christine looked at his back, and still carried the magic crystal cannon: "Boss, can I shoot at his carriage?"
"Yes, if you give out the money of the magic crystal. Lin Taiping complained with pain on his face, but suddenly smiled, "Actually, even if you really let you shoot, I don't think it will be of any use." ”
"Why?" Christine's eyes widened dumbly, still a little confused.
"Well...... Lin Taiping was very hateful, but suddenly said, "By the way, I plan to go back to Alcatraz Island in a few days." ”
"No!" Christine was taken aback, but it was Mr. Cohen who was considering whether or not to give the dowry, "Dear Lin, are you kidding?
Here we go again! Lin Taiping couldn't help but roll his eyes, and could only explain patiently: "I don't want to go back either, but think about it, how long can the totem fever we are promoting now last?"
This is true, although the totem craze is on the rise, but considering the total population of Rhodes and the number of nobles, this totem fever will soon gradually subside, even if those merchants promote it on other islands, it still cannot reverse the sharp decline in totem orders.
In this case, if Lin Taiping wants to continue to make a lot of money, there are only two ways - first, to take the minotaur to other islands and continue to promote various totem tattoos, and second, to stay in Rhode Island to operate and develop, but can no longer rely on totems alone, but to launch new products.
Among these two methods, the first method is still a bit rushed, after all, the market in Rhode Island has not been fully opened, so Lin Taiping is now considering the second method first, trying to launch more new products, and this is the reason why he wants to go back to Alcatraz Island.
"But, is there anything else in Alcatraz?" Christine tried to think, but even if she wanted to break her head, she couldn't think of anything else valuable in Alcatraz, in fact, Mr. Cohen had the same question, he had heard the Minotaur talk about Alcatraz, and he had heard that it was so barren that there was no grass, otherwise the Minotaur tribe would not have lived so tragically.
"Of course you have, but you didn't notice it. Lin Taiping hooked his fingers with a smile and motioned for Cohen to come over, "Actually, on the first day I came to Rhode Island, I was thinking about this question, such as ......"
I don't know what he said, but after a few seconds, Mr. Cohen's eyes suddenly glowed golden, grabbed his arm, and said in a trembling voice, "Dear Lin, when are you leaving, why don't you just do it now?"
Christine stumbled beside her, she didn't understand what the boss was talking about, why Mr. Cohen, who had been desperately trying to stop him a moment ago, suddenly raised his hands and feet in favor of it, and there was a big posture that I would kick you into the sea if you didn't go back to Alcatraz.
"Please, at least let me prepare for a few days. Lin Taiping sighed innocently, "I have to purchase a lot of things, and I have to arrange things here, and if my hunch is correct, I'm afraid this trip won't be so smooth." ”
"What do you mean?" Mr. Cohen subconsciously turned his head, and in the darkness in the distance, Edward was kicking away a little girl selling flowers, and angrily boarded the carriage, in the dark and cold night wind, the black carriage was like a coffin, but he didn't know who would be buried?
Cohen shuddered, his face flushed with excitement turned bloodless, and he suddenly remembered the incident a few years ago - the hapless merchant, who had refused Edward's rude request, and then encountered pirates on his way out to sea, and the whole ship, including women and children, was stained red with blood......
"Guess what, what will that dead fat man do to me?" Lin Taiping lit a cigarette with a smile and watched the black carriage gradually move away, "You say, should I write a suicide note or something first?"
"Suicide note?" "Suicide note?" Almost at the same time, on the far away carriage, there was a furious roar filled with rage, echoing throughout the carriage, "Edward, I think you have to give me a satisfactory explanation, otherwise, I am afraid you will not even have the opportunity to write a suicide note!"
Completely devoid of the ferocity just now, Edward trembled like a quail, knelt in the carriage tremblingly, and looked at the one-eyed giant in front of him in horror: "My lord, I can explain, I have done my best, but no one expected that that damn little white face was actually ......"
Before he could finish speaking, his body flew sideways and slammed into the carriage, spurting blood all over his mouth and breaking his ribs.
Under the blood-red moonlight, the one-eyed giant man slowly stood up, his vicious face was covered with black magic patterns, and the only remaining one-eyed was glowing with bright red blood, and most notably, his right arm had been cut off by the roots, and in its place was a black octopus tentacle that twisted and writhed......
Frightened and forgetting the pain, Edward almost collapsed and threw himself on the other man's thigh: "My lord, please forgive me this time, for the sake of what I have been serving you for the past few years, please forgive me this time." ”
"Forgive you?" "Forgive you?" the cyclops roared viciously, and the octopus tentacles roared out like poisonous snakes, wrapping around Edward's throat, "You stupid pig, you have caused me to lose dozens of subordinates, even vultures and dwarf dark wizards, have been buried by your idiotic plan, but now, you actually ask me to forgive you?"
In an instant, the octopus tentacle suddenly exerted force, and the Adam's apple suddenly made a cracking sound, Edward even thought that he was dead, but in the next moment, the octopus tentacle suddenly let go, and he suddenly fell to the ground heavily, gasping for breath.
"Now, I'll give you one last chance. The one-eyed man waved his octopus tentacles, and his one-eyed eyes glowed with blood, "No matter what method you use, but I must know when that damn little white face will leave Rhode Island, understand?"
Not daring to say anything, Edward could only nod his head frantically in succession, almost jumping out of the carriage and stumbling into the darkness.
And in this night, the carriage still drove forward without hurry, but not long after, the blood-colored red light suddenly broke out, and the octopus tentacles, which were as black as giant pythons, suddenly rushed out of the carriage, with a huge whistling sound, and smashed down heavily.
In an instant, the sturdy carriage was torn apart, and even the two horses pulling the carriage turned into pieces of flesh and blood, and the thick blood mist that erupted surging enveloped a radius of tens of meters at this moment, like a storm.
In the icy cold wind, the burly figure full of evil aura had long disappeared without a trace, and only the vicious roar that seemed to come from hell still echoed in the air.
"Damn little white face, I'll let you know that the fate of the pirate captain Bloody Eyes who offended me will be more terrible than death!"