Chapter 14: Happiness, Battle Commander
"The second is the process of marching, and we will send relevant painters to accompany the greenskins on the parade, so as not to hurt the empire by mistake."
Wei Mu continued.
"Accompanied? How to accompany? And why is it accompanied by a painter? ”
Azrael was a little confused, unable to understand the logic at all.
"Because after I wrote the "Greenskin Sacred Words" for the boys to see, I found that the boys liked this abstract illustration very much, so I borrowed a group of people from Governor Karl of Nord Star to draw a front-line battle report for the greenskins who stayed in the rear."
To put it simply, it is the creation of a "green paper".
This is a novelty for the greenskins.
According to the kid's previous theory, the greenskins only cared about the battle side, and showing them the battle report seemed to be an effective way to handle them.
"On top of that, I've also found that greenskins like to do all kinds of graffiti. They feel that painting their equipment red increases their speed and that painting them yellow increases their firepower. This should be the ability to distinguish the signs designed by the ancient saints for them back then, just like our side will label dangerous things as skulls and draw a red diagonal rod on forbidden things. ”
"Then I asked the orc boys, why don't you put all this paint on yourself, so that you can become fast and fierce yourself? The boys replied, "You are stupid, of course, because after the paint is applied to the body, the color will fade in a few days, and only the wild boy would do it stupidly." This is normal, after all, the skin of orcs also has to be metabolized. Then I asked, isn't there such a thing as a tattoo for fear of fading? Then the boys opened a door to a new world. ”
"Tattoo ...... Tattoo? ”
Azrael had a bad feeling that this kid must have done something terrible.
"Yes, the learning ability of the green skin is actually very poor, the skills they master are all based on the genome designed for them by the ancient saints back then, such as tattoos, the green skin can't master it even if it is tossed for a lifetime, and it can be used to jam their necks."
"In the eyes of us humans, tattoos are completely dispensable, but it is different for green skin, because of the existence of the power of my search, the green skin that has been tattooed is compared to the green skin without tattoos, which is simply a dimensionality reduction blow."
"Think about it, two thugs are fighting on the street, you are covered in fine skin and tender meat, clean and clean, but people are left Qinglong and right white tiger, and there is an open-eyed Guan Gong on his chest, do you think this fight can still be fought? In terms of momentum alone, it is weaker than half of others. ”
"We encourage the boys to tattoo the battles they have participated in before, these tattoos are equivalent to their resumes, directly showing their awesomeness, anyway, after the orcs have fought a big battle, their bodies will also get bigger, and they don't have to worry about the location of no tattoos."
"Now the Governor of Nord Star has sent a lot of tattoo artists to the greenskin tribe on Wasteland, but because there are too many greenskins who want to tattoo, the greenskins will offer those tattoo artists as treasures, plus with the "Greenskin Sacred Words" as a guide, the greenskins over there have been completely in our hands."
"In addition, by the way, in the current situation, if you learn a set of tattoo skills, there is a high probability that you will be able to save your life if you fall into the hands of the green skin."
Sure enough, after listening to Wei Mu's explanation, Azrael only felt that the world was spinning, and the three views exploded.
Who would have thought that the green catastrophe that even hundreds of millions of soldiers could not eliminate, would be manipulated by this guy with a group of draftsmen and tattoo artists.
It's no wonder that the Star God fraudsters were able to deceive the bottoms of the fearful of death back then, and fooling is indeed a profound science.
In this way, after a series of guidance from Wei Mu, the dark angels gradually became able to understand the content of the so-called "Green Sacred Word".
The main content of this book, to put it bluntly, is to guide the Greenskins to fight other forces while avoiding conflict with the Empire as much as possible.
Complete the great feats in the book, and you will become the so-called savior of the Greenskin Destiny! Enter the Eye of Fear, overturn the Chaos Warlord and the four gods of subspace behind him, and finally succeed in preventing the end from coming, and return to the second brother with supreme merit.
And what made the dark angels feel speechless was that the death of the Chaos Warlord "predicted" in the "Green Sacred Word" was actually fucking defeated by the green-skinned savior and drowned in a huge dunghill composed of green-skinned poop.
How immoral does this have to be for a person to do?
Abaddon also sat at home, and the pot came from the sky, and it was like eight lifetimes of blood mold.
Obviously he didn't do anything, but at the instigation of this kid, he was targeted by the green-skinned natural disasters of the whole galaxy, and everyone wanted to stuff him into a dung pit and drown.
What a goddamn blessing, Lord Warlord.
"That's not right...... The ultimate enemy in your book isn't Abaddon at all, not to mention his two exclusive weapons, the magic sword Draconion and the Claw of Horus, and even the iconic pigtail, is there something wrong? ”
Seeing this, Azriel suddenly tensed.
This is no small matter.
If you get the wrong person and get away with it, and the Greenskin Disaster riots, who will be able to withstand it at that time?
"Are you stupid? Abaddon is only the second commander of Chaos, and after defeating him, there may be a third commander of Chaos and a fourth commander of Chaos...... What should I do then? Wei Mu scolded, "So if we want to do it, we have to do it in one step, I deliberately blurred the image of the ultimate enemy in the holy text, and instead highlighted the eight-pointed star symbol on the enemy's body, do you know what that thing is?" ”
Azrael shook his head, "I don't know. ”
Wei Mu explained: "That thing is called the Supreme Chaos Mark, it is an artifact specially used to reconcile the power of the four gods, and only those who wear the Supreme Chaos Mark can withstand the power of the four Chaos Evil Gods at the same time, and can be called the true Eternal Divine Choice." ”
Do you really think that Abaddon is so powerful, that some Space Marines can't even withstand the power of an evil god, but he can withstand four at the same time, and four mutually exclusive powers?
It's all thanks to the Mark of Chaos.
So this kid is not only working for the benefit of Abaddon, but the subsequent Chaos Commanders will have this treatment.
If you want to become the leading big brother of the Chaos side, you must have the Chaos Mark, and you are destined to be remembered by the greenskins of the whole galaxy, and you also want to drown them in the dung pit.
Isn't that blessed?
Everyone present admired Wei Mu so much, and only felt that they had lived in vain all these years.