Chapter 16: Dragon Hunting? I just know a little bit about it
Changxing County.
Xiancao Village.
At ten o'clock in the morning, the bus of the program group stopped at the entrance of Xiancao Village.
This episode of the program lasts for three days and will be filmed in Xiancao Village.
From the moment you get off the bus, the program team will not provide any help, and how to spend these three days in Xiancao Village depends on the guests' own abilities.
"Director, it's almost noon, and the program team won't even care about lunch, right?"
Huang Li's words woke up the dreamer, and several other guests also reacted, before getting off the car, the program team specially asked them to hand over their mobile phones and wallets, it wouldn't be deliberately pitting them!
"Providing food is also helping, and the program team certainly can't take the lead in violating the rules of the game."
Wang Yong looked grim, and quickly confirmed that their worries were not unfounded.
"Good guy, Lao Wang, you're too picky."
"Director Wang, I protest."
"Protests are not effective!"
No matter how unanimously condemned the celebrity guests, Wang Yong just put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water and ignored it.
At this moment, the village chief of Xiancao Village walked over with an old smoking gun.
"I'm sorry, I'm late, I'm delayed, I'll take you into the village first."
When the village chief led the celebrity guests into the village, he noticed a black cloth wrapped around his arm on the weekend.
"Village chief, let me take the liberty of asking, is there an old man in the village who has left?"
Huang Li was born in the countryside after all, and he also noticed this detail, and he found that there was not much sadness on the village chief's face, and guessed that it might be joy and mourning, so he asked.
"There was an old man who left this morning, and the whole village was helping, so I came a little late."
The village chief nodded, saying that the other party was an old man in his eighties, and he walked peacefully.
"Are you still walking around in your eighties?"
At this time, Chen Yu suddenly spoke, and the village chief's face suddenly darkened.
Burst!
Bai Lu's little hand hurriedly covered her mouth, this occasion was not very funny.
Did he really think that the old man was just going out for a walk?
It's you, I didn't hear that the village chief said that the old man had passed away.
"Stop talking."
Huang Li had a little headache, he knew that Chen Yu might make a joke, but he didn't expect to make such a big joke.
"What's wrong?"
At this time, Chen Yu still looked aggrieved, and he didn't know what he said wrong.
in the live broadcast room.
"I'm laughing to death, I used to think that Chen Yu's simplicity was faked, but now I believe it's not true."
"Isn't it, he's almost thirty years old, can't he even hear what the village chief said about the old man passing away?"
"I really don't know how he lived to this age, it's too pure."
"It's pure and terrible, I don't know if the old man dies and replaces it."
"It's in line with my character for Chen Yu, and it's really an autistic child who doesn't know anything except music."
"The key is that he doesn't sing much, except for soaring high notes, he is soaring high notes."
Fortunately, it was already in the village by this time.
"I'll send you here, and I'm going to rush over to help right away, so you can do it yourself."
The village chief glanced at Chen Yu, shook his head and prepared to leave.
"The village chief...... Wait a minute! ”
Huang Li saw that the village chief was leaving, and hurriedly stopped him, he knew how to run funerals in the countryside, and now the whole village is estimated to be doing funerals, and the family is helping, and they must also take care of the food over there.
In other words, no one else's house will fire at all, and if the village chief is allowed to leave like this, they will not have any food to eat.
"What's wrong, what's the matter?"
"Village chief, now the village is busy, and a group of us people are really embarrassed to wander around the village, so we just go and help...... Don't worry, we don't need to be paid, just take care of the food. ”
The others also reacted immediately, and chimed in: "Yes, yes." ”
The village chief took a puff of cigarette and said, "The manpower over there is a little too busy, but can you really do your job?" ”
Obviously, the village chief was a little skeptical that these pampered city people could really pull down their faces to do such rough work, and he also took a special look at Chen Yu.
"What do you want me to do?" Chen Yu was a little depressed, and said unconvinced: "I've seen it on TV, when you do this kind of funeral in the countryside, don't you find someone to perform a show, I can go up and sing......"
"Village chief, he's joking with you, let's not pick jobs, we can do whatever work we have, and we can serve dishes and wash dishes~"
Huang Li saw that the village chief was noncommittal, and hurriedly interrupted Chen Yu, just your song, the people in the village may not be willing to listen to it, so hurry up to help find a way to make up.
"That is, the two of us don't pick jobs, where there is a shortage of manpower, we will go to help."
Kang Tingbin and Gu Xuan from the other group also nodded, now is not the time to pick and choose, mix lunch and talk about it.
The village chief nodded with a little satisfaction, looked at Zhou Zhou and Bai Lu, the only ones who had not spoken, and said, "What about the two of you?" Can you do any job? ”
As he was talking, the village chief's phone rang at this time, and he quickly waved his hand to the side to answer the phone.
"What are you talking about? Mr. Feng Shui was hospitalized...... The grave hasn't been selected yet, so what can I do...... Okay, I know, I'll go find someone again! ”
At the same time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was also very lively.
"It's not fair, isn't the funeral just the right match for the weekend, everyone else can only wash the dishes, but the weekend will blow suona."
"Suona is in the countryside, don't be too popular, which red and white wedding event can't invite a suona team, it's cool next weekend."
"Why, why does my brother just serve dishes and wash dishes, and just move his mouth on weekends?"
"It's just, it's not fair, protest!"
"If you have the ability not to blow suona on weekends, what kind of ability is it to rely on luck~"
In the live broadcast room, including Chen Yu at the scene, they all thought that they would tell the village chief on the weekend that they could play suona.
It just so happened that the village chief also hung up the phone, and said with a little irritable expression: "Can you two do any job, if you can, I'll take you over now!" ”
He didn't move on the weekend, nor did he nod, but just said, "Village Chief, I seem to have heard you say on the phone just now that you want to go to Mr. Feng Shui to choose a grave?" ”
"yes!"
The village chief glanced at the weekend and asked what this meant. You can't help with this kind of thing.
At this time, the weekend laughed.
"Coincidentally, looking for the dragon point, I just know a little bit."
After saying that, Weekend stood in place, smiling incomprehensibly.
Burst~
Bai Lu was shocked on the spot, staring at the weekend with wide eyes, obviously not expecting his answer to be so shocking.
Finding the dragon point~
Why don't you go to heaven?
The other people at the scene were also scorched by the thunder one by one.
If you want to say that you can blow suona, forget it, the dragon search points are here, who do you think you are, a contemporary celestial master?
What age is it, and I am still engaged in feudal superstition.
Huang Li admired it even more, and gave a thumbs up to the weekend, you are awesome, you can fool better than me.
"What's the Dragon Finder?"
The village chief asked confusedly.
The old man blushed on the weekend and pretended to be overdone, and the village chief obviously couldn't understand such professional vocabulary.
"Ahem, it's the work done by Mr. Feng Shui, choose a cemetery~"