"It's not a, scare me!"

Bai Lu patted his chest and said with a frightened expression.

Nanshan Cemetery, isn't it the spokesperson I said on the weekend?

"No, this is the latest service we have launched at the cemetery."

"How about it, is there any absolute solemnity, absolute momentum like a rainbow!"

The cemetery manager laughed awkwardly, and even looked at Bai Lu very expectantly, waiting for Bai Lu to give an evaluation.

“……”

Bai Lu saw the manager's serious expression, and was a little embarrassed for a while.

How do you evaluate it?

What kind of customer are you serving, and you don't have points in mind?

Don't evaluate it, this manager looks at you with expectant eyes, and he can look at you embarrassed.

"That...... The agent came to pick me up, I left a little beforehand, on the weekend, remember to add my WeChat friends. ”

Thirty-six plans, go for the upper plan.

"Mr. Zhou, what do you think of this service?"

The cemetery manager looked at Bai Lu's back with some loss, and then turned his head to look at the weekend expectantly.

"Yes, very thoughtful."

Smile bitterly on the weekend, eat people with short mouths, and take people softly.

For the sake of the 30 million endorsement fee, bear with it!

Dulin had already called him last night, and even an ace agent couldn't withstand the money offensive of such a capitalist.

When he was on Earth before, he couldn't understand it when he saw those celebrities endorsing cheap web games on weekends.

Now when it's his turn, it's too understandable, there's no way, the endorsement dealer is really giving too much.

"Mr. Zhou, the car is ready, and our general manager is still waiting for you."

The cemetery manager suddenly smiled shyly, and his attitude suddenly became more enthusiastic.

The location of Nanshan Cemetery is in Xianfeng District, south of Puhai City, far away from the more prosperous city center.

When I took the bus to Nanshan Cemetery on the weekend, it was already about ten o'clock.

"Mr. Zhou, hello, hello."

As soon as I got out of the car on the weekend, I saw a man in a suit and leather shoes with shrewd eyes politely approaching him.

"This is our general manager, Mr. Xu Shaoli Xu."

"Mr. Xu is good."

I was also looking at Xu Shaoli on the weekend, although the developers have money, they have the courage to come up with 30 million endorsement fees at one time, and Xu Shaoli's desperate courage is indeed very human.

"Mr. Zhou is more handsome than he looks on TV." Xu Shaoli said while complimenting the weekend: "What does Mr. Zhou think of the environment of our Nanshan Cemetery? ”

"Except for the location is a little off, it's generally very good, but for the cemetery, the location is not a disadvantage."

"In addition, whether it is in terms of scale or decoration, it can be said to be made with heart, which can be called an underground CBD, a back garden of life."

For the sake of the 30 million endorsement fee, I still tried to pick up some good and bad things on the weekend.

"Underground CBD, the back garden of life?" Xu Shaoli's eyes lit up, and he said to the cemetery manager next to him: "Mr. Zhou's words are very good, I think it can be regarded as a propaganda slogan, Manager Huang quickly wrote it down." ”

Seeing that the cemetery manager really wrote it down, he couldn't cry or laugh for a while on the weekend, this sentence was still seen in a movie in his previous life, and he would say it directly for a while.

"Mr. Zhou, in fact, I have always liked to study the feng shui techniques of Huaxia, but I have been unable to enter, and today I finally met an expert."

"Really?"

The weekend glanced at Xu Shaoli with a smile.

The endorsement between himself and the cemetery can be regarded as a relatively equal cooperative relationship, and the other party paid a sky-high endorsement fee of 30 million, so it stands to reason that he should be enthusiastic.

But judging from Xu Shaoli's attitude, it seems to be a little reversed, whether it is deliberately arranging someone to pick him up at the station, or his current sugar-coated cannonballs, it seems that he is a little too enthusiastic.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

"Mr. Zhou, I heard that a clever feng shui master can not only find the dragon point, but even reverse yin and yang, open the hole of the earth, and change the feng shui pattern of the tomb?"

Xu Shaoli looked yearning, but his shrewd eyes betrayed his inner thoughts.

Zhou Zhou smiled, he didn't believe that people of Xu Shaoli's level would be deceived by these ignorant methods.

"In some feng shui books, it is indeed mentioned, but I have not seen it myself."

After a pause on the weekend, he said, "Actually, in my personal opinion, Feng Shui is not a mystical theory, but a comprehensive natural discipline. ”

Xu Shaoli laughed awkwardly, the meaning of the weekend's words has actually been made very clear, since it is a natural discipline, those statements that do not conform to the laws of nature are of course false.

A layer of fine sweat broke out on Xu Shaoli's forehead, he was much smarter than he imagined on the weekend, and he could see that he had ulterior motives in a few words.

However, the stage was set up, Xu Shaoli was still a little unwilling, and continued: "I once saw in an ancient book that when a feng shui master opens his eyes to the earth, it is said that he will be born out of phase. ”

"Some visions are the earth dragon turning over, yin and yang reversing, and some visions are thousands of bats coming together, blessing people and blessing the land......"

Xu Shaoli said it well, and he knew a little better than those feng shui gentlemen in the countryside.

Laughing and silent on the weekend.

Blow, you keep blowing, I'll listen anyway, and I will never pick up your stubble.

He should know now why Xu Shaoli was so enthusiastic about himself.

What the eyes of the earth are open, and they are born with visions.

It's all bluffing, it's just a fake trick to turn water into oil decades ago, and it's worthless.

Xu Shaoli's 30 million endorsement fee is not fancy to his traffic at all, but he wants to use the name of the feng shui master he showed on the show.

It is estimated that Xu Shaoli said those visions on the weekend, he has already figured out what is going on, and maybe he can have a live performance in Nanshan Cemetery at that time.

It's just that what he wants is to let himself, a "feng shui master", stand at the front desk to help him sing.

At that time, there will definitely be some visions of "earth dragon turning over" and "thousands of bats coming together" in the cemetery, Xu Shaoli will hype again, and then those dignitaries who believe in feng shui will not compete to buy the cemetery of Nanshan Cemetery?

Xu Shaoli is worthy of being a genius in the marketing industry, and these marketing techniques are used seamlessly.

It's just that he didn't expect the weekend to be so smart, and he could see his mind in a few words.

"Are what Mr. Xu said a fantasy?" The weekend pretended to be stupid and said: "I've never heard of this, of course, these shouldn't have anything to do with the endorsement we are going to talk about today, right?" ”

I laughed in my heart on the weekend, Xu Shaoli, an old fox, if he was really stupid to cooperate with him in this play, he would be exposed by someone when the time came, and he would be the one who was responsible.

Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for him to accept Xu Shaoli's words.

Thirty million endorsement fees.

It turned out that it was not so easy to earn, if it wasn't for his cleverness, he would almost be cheated by Xu Shaoli.

In this world, no one is stupid, and the money sent to the door may also be hot.

The weekend has already hinted very clearly in the words, endorsements are okay, but it is impossible to let yourself cooperate with Xu Shaoli to play those clumsy tricks.

He didn't want to be a man behind the pot.

"Huh...... Of course, let's talk about endorsements! ”

Xu Shaoli was a little helpless, he was not fooled on the weekend, and his previous scenes were all sung in vain.