"It's coming, it's finally time to get into the show."

"It used to be an appetizer, but now it's time to start serving the main dish."

"Haha, the 100-meter sprint came home, and finally let me catch up."

"I just like to watch the teacher slap in the face on weekends."

"Support the weekend teachers!"

Most of the audience in the live broadcast room came to see how to refute Nick over the weekend, and now that the main actor is on the stage, they all light up the melon seed bench one by one.

Scene.

The camera has already been given to Nick, only to see him glaring angrily, picking up the microphone and just about to speak, but Weekend is the first to speak.

"Teacher Lighting, can you make the light a little brighter?"

The gaffer looked puzzled, he looked at the lights on the scene, and felt that it was bright enough, and it would be dazzling if it was brighter again.

"Is it not clear where you can see? I'll ask someone to make it up. ”

Not only are the gaffers confused, but even the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room are a little confused, not knowing what they want to do on the weekend.

At this time, Weekend smiled and pointed at Nick and said, "You guys help him make up a lamp, otherwise I won't be able to see him standing there." ”

Can't see people?

The audience at the scene looked over one after another, can you see it, is it that the teacher's eyes are not good on the weekend?

"We can all see it, are you short-sighted, teacher?"

"yes, we can see that too."

"On weekends, the teacher may not have a good eye, but this is not sloppy, and I have to go to the hospital to have a look."

"It's just that your body matters."

Just when the audience was concerned about the weekend's body, I saw him suddenly smile and say, "It's much better now, he almost melted into the darkness just now, otherwise I thought I was talking to the air." ”

Merge with the darkness?

The audience was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to realize what the weekend meant, he was mocking Nick.

"Hahaha, blending in with the darkness, it's too much to say."

"Poof, he's a black man, standing in the darkness doesn't mean being one with the darkness."

"Hey, hey, the weekend teacher's mouth is too poisonous."

"So you should make the lights shine!"

The audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were amused by this sudden joke on the weekend.

The host Ning Sa looked at the weekend with a smile, this guy's mouth can really make people angry to death.

Nick's face, which was already dark, became even darker at this point.

But he hadn't lost his mind yet, and he knew that if he had to argue, he wouldn't be able to talk about the weekend.

So, he simply confronted the subject.

"I'm not here today to quarrel with you, but because of racial discrimination in the song "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse".

"I hope you can apologize to me for this incident, and to apologize to the black people who studied or worked in China like me."

Hearing Nick's words, Weekend shrugged his shoulders and said, "I've already said that the song "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" was written to encourage some people who are negative about life. ”

"Such a healing song, just because of one word, you think it's racist."

"Well, if it's discrimination, then I'll discriminate against you."

Wow.

After saying this sentence on the weekend, the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

How can he admit that he is discriminating, isn't that an excuse for Nick to play on the topic?

"What's wrong with the teacher on the weekend, why do you want to admit it?"

"That is, doesn't his admission mean that Nick is on the moral high ground."

"Is the teacher dizzy on the weekend?"

"Alas, in fact, if the teacher bites to death on the weekend and doesn't admit it, Nick will definitely not be able to do anything about him."

"He's too impulsive, he shouldn't be."

The audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were a little worried about the weekend.

At this time, when Nick saw the weekend admit it, he immediately became energetic, pointed to the weekend and said, "Since you have admitted it yourself, you must apologize to me." ”

"What do I admit?"

Weekend asked confusedly.

"Racism, didn't you just say you were discriminating against me?"

Nick was stunned for a moment, and saw that he was pretending to be stupid on the weekend, and immediately pressed forward step by step.

"Oh, you said you discriminated against you, and that's true, but I'm not discriminating against your race, I'm discriminating against your IQ."

Weekend spread his hands and said.

"What do you mean? Do you think I have a problem with my IQ? "Nick is anxious, he can come to China to study, but he stands out from tens of millions of blacks, when facing his compatriots, he has always had a sense of superiority in IQ, and now he is discriminated against by others, of course he is not convinced.

"Is there a problem with your IQ, won't we know if we test it on the spot?"

Weekend smiled, deliberately provoking Nick with a contemptuous look.

"Test is test, who is afraid of whom." Nick couldn't stand the mocking look of the weekend, and he responded on the spot.

"Okay, then I'll give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old can answer."

As soon as the weekend was finished, Nick immediately replied: "Don't be a three-year-old, you can be a four-year-old." ”

Burst.

I had a lot of fun on the weekend, this stupid kid was quite cooperative, and he could even match the original lines.

"Are you okay at four?"

"Five-year-olds are fine." Nick snorted and said angrily.

"Look at it, you can only mix at this age, and you have to say that your IQ is fine."

The next sentence on the weekend directly made the audience laugh at the scene and in the live broadcast room.

"Oops, I'm laughing to death, the teacher is so talented on the weekend, Nick was completely taken to the ditch by him."

"You can mix at this age, this sentence is too classic."

"I obeyed, I didn't support the wall, my uncle helped you."

"I feel sorry for Nick for a second, where is he the opponent of the weekend teacher, before he started to solve the problem, he has already been beaten to the IQ of a three-year-old child."

"Ouch, I'm almost numb with laughter, this is not much better than the Spring Festival Gala!"

Lanxing didn't have Zhao Benshan, so these viewers hadn't watched this classic sketch at all, and at this time, when they saw Nick three or two sentences, they were taken into the ditch on the weekend, and these people's stomachs hurt with laughter.

At the scene, Nick's face darkened again, and he hurriedly urged: "You can solve the question quickly." ”

Weekend smiled and said, "You're still in a hurry, okay, then I'll start, please ask - under what circumstances does one plus one equal to three." ”

Nick was stunned for a moment, and immediately replied: "No matter what the situation, it is not equal to three." ”

"Wrong."

"Wrong?" Nick shook his head resolutely and said, "How can it be wrong, does one plus one equal three?" ”

"One plus one equals three in case of miscalculation."

Nick's face darkened a little more, and he argued, "Aren't you stealing a concept?" ”

Weekend glanced at Nick, shook his head and said, "I told you from the beginning, this is a brain teaser, you have to do it as an arithmetic problem, you can't even review the problem, and you still say that you have no problem with your IQ?" ”

The audience burst into laughter when they saw Nick once again stunned.

"Haha, to be honest, I also fell into a misunderstanding just now, and I didn't expect the answer to be this."

"Let blacks play brain teasers, isn't the teacher bullying people on weekends......"

"Don't talk about black people, I feel like even if I go up, I may be questioned by the weekend teacher."

"Hey, it's so interesting to watch the teacher work on the weekend, it's like talking about cross talk."

Scene.

Nick knew that he had been tricked again, but if he backed down now, wouldn't it confirm that he had a problem with his IQ, so he had to bear it head-on.

"This doesn't count, I haven't turned a corner for a while, this time I'll prepare again, you come and ask."

"Okay, then you can prepare."

On the weekend, you are a black man's brain, let you prepare for a hundred years, you can't play the famous fool master on the earth.

Fan Da Cong was fooled and lame, let alone you are a black man.

After about a minute, Nick spoke again, "Okay, I'm ready, you can ask again." ”

"Okay, then I'll start asking, excuse me - why doesn't your puppy give birth to fleas."

"Because our puppy pays attention to hygiene, bathes every day, and of course does not give birth to fleas."

"Wrong."

Nick's eyes widened, unconvinced, "Wrong again? I bathe our puppies every day, so isn't it right that there are no fleas? ”

"No, because dogs can only give birth to dogs, and nothing else."

“……”

Weekend looked at Nick with a smile and said, "Now do you admit that you have a problem with your IQ?" ”

"I don't admit it, if you have the ability, you will come again, this time I will pay attention." Nick stalked his neck and refused to accept the airway.

"Okay, then I'm going to give you a full suit today, please listen to the next question: a monkey riding on a tree, a monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there in total."

Nick paused, and after recalling in his mind that there were no traps in the weekend's question, he spoke, "Eight monkeys." ”

"Wrong."

Nick really doubted his IQ now, and asked rhetorically: "How can this be wrong, seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground, what is not eight?" ”

Weekend glanced at Nick sympathetically and said, "I said that there is a monkey riding on the tree and a monkey underground, adding up to two monkeys." ”

Nick: "......"

"Now admit that you have a problem with your IQ?"

Nick stayed where he was, feeling like his head was already a little down.

Scene.

An audience from the Northeast suddenly burst into tears of laughter.

"Hahaha, a monkey riding on a tree, it's so funny."

In the live broadcast room, the audience suddenly felt that Nick was a little pitiful, and after a few questions, he had completely doubted his IQ.

"Hahaha, this is such a classic."

"I'm going to die laughing, is Nick already starting to doubt his IQ?"

"The teacher's mouth on the weekend can really fool people to death."

"Hey, I want to laugh when I see Nick's head down."

"As far as the weekend teacher's question is concerned, let alone Nick, a black man, even if Einstein comes, he can't answer it."

Three chapters of 10,000 words updated for a monthly pass~~~

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