"Just dancing, it's too cheap for the groom, right?"

"It's better to dare truth or dare."

"Can you make it difficult on the whole point?"

Wedding banquet hall.

The guests who have not left after the dinner are generally friends and relatives of the groom and the bride, and acquaintances are more open-minded, so they are not very satisfied with the weekend proposal.

"These guests are too young, and as we all know, the suona on the weekend is not a musical instrument, but a ritual instrument."

"From the moment I went to borrow suona on the weekend, I knew that things were definitely not that simple."

"He's coming, he's coming with a suona."

"Laughing to death, the guests will feel too relaxed, they are afraid that they don't know that the groom has offended the abbot."

Compared with these guests in the wedding banquet hall, the audience in the live broadcast room has a full understanding of the temperament of the weekend.

The name of the groom has already been written down in the next book on the weekend, and it is impossible not to suffer a little today.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room of Chen Yu and Park Jingchang, some netizens soon posted barrages.

"Go and see, I'll pick up the suona again on the weekend."

Some old viewers, as soon as they heard that they picked up suona on the weekend, knew that they had to have a big job.

"What, you're going to blow suona on the weekend? Then I'll have to go over and have a look. ”

"The effect of Chen Yu and Park Jingchang's show is too bad, and the whole work still has to be watched on the weekend."

"Let you be sanitation workers, not let you learn from Lei Feng, these two people are too contrived in front of the camera, boring."

"Let's go and see the weekend."

In the picture in the live broadcast room, Chen Yu and Park Jingchang didn't do much work, they cared about doing good deeds in front of the camera, and the performance traces were still very heavy, and the audience was embarrassed.

So as soon as I heard that there was a big job over there on the weekend, except for some fans of the two, passers-by and viewers ran for more than half of the time, and the popularity of the live broadcast room instantly dropped by one-third.

……

The other side.

The groom looked at the weekend when he borrowed suona and came back, but he didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all.

"I'm ready to go."

Laugh at you.

When there will be a cry.

Weekend wiped the reed and smiled meaningfully at the groom's officer.

"Daughter-in-law, why do I have a bad premonition?"

When the groom picked up the bride, he happened to see the smile full of jokes on the weekend, and he had a faint bad feeling in his heart, but it was too late at this time.

After wiping the reed over the weekend, I have put the suona to my mouth.

The next second.

"Dangdang~Dangdang!"

"Dangdangdang~Dangdang~Dangdang~Dangdang~Dangdang~Dangdang!"

The sound of suona sounded.

The cheerful melody sounded very playful and festive, and it looked like some kind of animal was laughing funny.

Poof!

The guests at the scene were also quickly infected by the suona of the weekend, and the corners of their mouths rose unconsciously.

"What a cheerful song, it's quite appropriate!"

"There's something about this suona, listening to this melody, I want to dance to the melody."

"There's a bit of humor in it, it's a little interesting!"

"It sounded like some kind of animal laughter, but I couldn't figure out what it was."

Some of the guests at the scene had sharper ears, and they heard the suona at the first time, which seemed to be imitating the laughter of some animal.

"It seems to be a bit like the laughter of animals, could it be that the birds are laughing? It doesn't sound like that! ”

"It's definitely not a bird, the bird's voice should be a little clearer, but this suona sound is obviously deliberately low, and I sound like an elephant laughing."

"I think it's supposed to be a cow."

The people at the scene speculated that this suona sound was the laughter of some animal.

At this time, someone suddenly spoke weakly.

"How do I sound like this suona is a bit like a pig in my pigsty?"

Pig meow?

When the guests heard this, they simulated the sound of a pig in their minds.

Quack!

"Damn, when you say that, it seems a bit like a pig."

"Do you hear it, this suona doesn't seem to be blowing on the weekend, but sucking, and there is an obvious inhalation sound, isn't this simulating the way pigs make sounds?"

"It seems that yes, the pig does have an inhalation sound when it makes a sound."

The more the guests at the scene listened, the more they felt that the sound of suona was like the voice of a pig.

However, even if it is a pig, it is a very proud pig, a happy and beautiful pig.

Because at this time, the groom official has subconsciously kept up with the suona and taken a cheerful step.

The groom's dance steps at this time are a bit like people who are in good spirits on a happy occasion and accidentally get drunk with a cup.

Jumped out of the spring breeze, jubilant feeling.

"This guy is still dancing happily, look at his sassy appearance!"

The guests originally wanted to tidy up the groom's official, but now it's good, this guy is still chattering, how can this work.

"Poof, I remember this song!"

At this time, Bai Lu, who was in the crowd, suddenly laughed when he heard this somewhat familiar melody.

"You know this tune?"

Yang Sisi couldn't help but ask curiously when he heard Bai Lu's words.

"Hmm." Bai Lu nodded, and couldn't help but smile: "This song is called Zhu Bajie's back daughter-in-law, and I played a short section of it this weekend before...... It seems that the groom's suffering is still to come. ”

"Bitter? What's the bitterness? ”

When Yang Sisi heard the title of the song, he looked at the groom official who was carrying the bride in the center of the venue, and he also laughed.

"According to the plot in Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie actually carried Sun Wukong, and later Sun Wukong became a mountain, which almost crushed Zhu Bajie."

"Looks like this!"

Yang Sisi recalled his childhood memories in his mind, as if there was such a plot.

At the same time, the audience in the live broadcast room also heard it.

"Bai Lu's memory is so good, I actually remember that this song is called Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law."

"Haha, don't look at the groom dancing happily now, he will know what pain is later."

"Remember the smile of the groom!"

"Zhu Bajie carries his daughter-in-law, it's too appropriate."

"I knew it wasn't that simple!!"

Scene.

The sound of suona did not stop, and the dance steps of the groom official never stopped.

As the groom's physical strength was consumed, he felt that something was wrong, and the bride on his back seemed to be getting heavier and heavier.

"Wife, why are you so heavy?"

The groom was sweating on his forehead, and he subconsciously spoke.

As soon as the words came out, the groom official regretted it, isn't this a bad head.

"Zhang Xiao, what do you mean? Are you thinking I'm fat? ”

"The wedding is not over yet, if you regret it, just say it, you let me down now, it's too late to change to a thin one."

The last thing a woman likes is to be said to be fat, and the bride suddenly struggles to get off the groom's back angrily.

"Wife, listen to me, I really didn't want to say that you are fat." The groom can't wait to slap himself, isn't this asking for trouble for himself.

But if he puts down the bride, it is estimated that it will not be coaxed for ten days and half a month, so he can only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

"I'm back, can't I carry it!"

The bridegroom is dumb and eats coptis, and he suffers by himself.

The bride was making such a fuss on his back, and his physical strength was depleted faster and faster.

His dance steps gradually began to get heavier and heavier.

His arm was getting more and more sore.

Looking at the groom in the field, the sweat on his forehead became bigger and bigger, and his steps became more and more slow, and the guests on the scene also found that he was a little unbearable.

"I'm laughing to death, this groom is becoming more and more like Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West."

"It's a bit like Zhu Bajie carrying his daughter-in-law, the more he carries it, the more wrong it becomes."

"Jump, why don't you jump, didn't you dance quite happily just now, you still want to have good fruit to eat if you offend the abbot?"

"The smile hasn't gone away, it's just shifted to my face!"

"The groom probably hasn't understood how he offended the weekend until now."

"It is estimated that the groom will never dare to be a daughter-in-law in the future!"

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, it was simply a replica of the famous scene in Journey to the West, and one or two of them were laughing and crying.

The song of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law is not long, but this guy is making bad things in the dark on the weekend, constantly making variations, blowing it over and over again, and he is tireless.

Whoa.

The groom's breath has become thicker and thicker, and the sweat on his forehead is falling down in large pieces.

"Zhang Xiao, if you can't carry it, let me down, I don't blame you!" The bride whispered in her ear.

"No, I can still carry it!"

The groom has already suffered a loss, and the woman likes to talk back, if she really puts her down, isn't that admitting that she is fat.

In fact, he had long wanted to put the bride down.

However, this suona on the weekend is like a kind of magic, as if it controls its own body.

The suona sound doesn't stop, he can't stop if he wants to, it's better to slap his swollen face and continue to fill the fat man.

"Woo woo, abbot, I was wrong, my underwear was wrong, where did I offend you!"

"Master Zhou, please quickly collect the supernatural powers!"

The groom kept praying in his heart to stop the suona on the weekend!

"Dangdang~Dangdang!"

"Dangdangdang~Dangdang~Dangdang~Dangdang~Dangdang~Dangdang!"

In front of the bridegroom's eyes, the stars are already rising.

He felt like he was carrying a mountain.

Obviously, he has reached the limit of his physical strength.

At this time, the sound of suona on the weekend finally stopped, after all, today is the day of the groom's official joy, don't be careless, turn the happy event into a funeral.

Call!

As soon as the sound of suona stopped, the groom finally breathed a sigh of relief and put the bride down with difficulty.

Then, the bridegroom endured the lead-filled wings and ran to the weekend as soon as possible.

"Brother, can I ask you a question?"

The groom still doesn't understand at this time, this weekend is clearly revenge!

"What's the problem? Just ask! ”

Weekend smiled smugly and patted the groom's shoulder.

"Where did I offend you, can you tell me!" The bridegroom asked with great grief and indignation.

"Alas!" Seeing the groom's pity on the weekend, he couldn't bear to say: "Young man, remember that trouble will come out of your mouth in the future!" ”

After speaking, the weekend looked at Yang Sisi's direction meaningfully.

Woe from the mouth?

The groom's face was confused, and he was in a fog.

In the live broadcast room, netizens were so happy to see the groom's expression in the dark.

"Haha, now I know what will happen if I offend the abbot!"

"Someone came to the picture, offended the abbot and wanted to run .jpg!"

"Laughed to death, almost turned the wedding into a funeral!"

"The groom is estimated to sleep tonight, and the dream is full of the melody of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law!"

"If he knew that the real reason was that he had said the wrong thing, he didn't know what kind of expression it would have."

After a prank.

The wedding was almost over, and the groom was still there on the weekend, racking his brains, wondering where he had said the wrong thing.

"I believe that your husband should remember today's wedding for a lifetime, don't thank me, this is what I should do as your idol!"

Before leaving, he said to the bride on the weekend.

The wedding almost turned into a funeral, and the groom will not be remembered for the rest of his life.

"Thank you, I will remember it for a lifetime, that testimony is the best blessing I have ever heard!"

When the bride waved goodbye to the weekend, tears of emotion almost came down.

"Goodbye!"

"Goodbye!"

When I came out of the restaurant, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon, which was the time for the workers to get off work.

The live broadcast on the first day ended here, and Huang Li said goodbye to the audience in front of the camera on the weekend, and the picture in the live broadcast room went black.

"Damn, how did time pass so quickly?"

"It's all off work, and today is another day of fishing!"

"Is this the end of it, I haven't seen enough yet!"

"I don't know when the next episode of the show will start, I have booked this variety show."

"It's so beautiful, I can't stop laughing the whole time!"

Looking at the black screen in the live broadcast room, netizens were still a little unsatisfied at this time.

……

Backstage of the program group.

At the end of the live broadcast, the program team also began to count the data of the three groups of live broadcast rooms in full swing.

"Director, the popularity of this episode of the show has exceeded 100 million!"

The popularity exceeded 100 million!

And it was the first day of premiere, and this terrifying result was achieved, and the director's face was full of smiles.

"Everyone's worked hard!"

"I also have good news for you, just now, the leader of the station called, and we have four more sponsors!"

As soon as the director finished speaking, the entire backstage of the program group was cheering.

"Great, this month's bonus is going to be far ahead, and you can get a new phone."

"Thank you to the leader, thank you to the director!"

"I wonder if the bonus will be doubled at the end of the month?"

For the staff of the program group, the increase in sponsors means an increase in the funding of the program, and the increase in the funding of the program group means that their bonuses will also increase.

For the director, what he is happiest about is not the prize money at the end of the month, but as more and more sponsors increase, his voice in the stage also increases.

If he can maintain this popularity, he can even compete for the position of deputy director when he is selected by the station at the end of the year.

Today's premiere can achieve such a high popularity, and most of the credit is due to the weekend.

It seems that the next episode of the show will be mainly on the weekend.

(End of chapter)