Chapter Ninety-Nine: Please press 2 for manual services
The night was gray and cold, and under the horrified gaze of the pirates, the silver-white mist that shrouded the clearing rose flutteringly, and in a cold and biting chill, it turned into a goose feather snow.
The silver-white cold air diffused, and the hexagonal snowflakes fell from the sky, causing the temperature of the surrounding air to drop sharply, so that the surrounding grass and trees were all covered with thick frost, and a gust of wind whistled through, and thousands of falling snowflakes suddenly gathered like life, and gradually condensed into vague humanoid monsters.
The humanoid monster floating in the blizzard, thin but narrow, the whole body is composed of hard ice, looking like a crystal sculpture from a distance, its cold face, exuding a silver-white cold air, but the two eyes exude a bright red light like blood, on the ice and snow body up to three meters high, six ice crystal arms stretch out, holding six burning black ice fire.
"Damn, what the hell is that?" Black Shark and hundreds of pirates, all of them had wide pale eyes, looking at the humanoid monsters converging in the blizzard, and they only felt a chill rush up their vertebrae, freezing their entire bodies and souls.
How could it be? How could it be? The damned yellow-skinned monkey not only did not die, but instead transformed from a scorching abyssal flame demon into a cold and merciless ice monster...... No, what the hell is going on, why was that guy able to turn into another race, why was he shot directly into a sieve by hundreds of strong crossbows, but he was still alive and kicking, how could he not die?
"No, I'm dead. Facing the suspicious eyes of the pirates, Lin Taiping gently spewed out a piece of ice mist, and replied very seriously, "Actually, what you see now is my twin brother...... Hmm, isn't it like that?"
The joke is not funny at all. The black shark trembled in fear, and in an instant, he suddenly grabbed a powerful crossbow in a frenzy, and pulled the trigger hysterically: "Give me death! Fool, what are you afraid of, if we can kill him once, we can kill him a second time!"
The pirate crossbowmen, who had just woken up from a dream, finally raised their crossbows like crazy, and hissed in a sharp sound. Tens of thousands of pitch-black arrows shone with cold light, like a swarm of black hornets covering the sky, shooting out overwhelmingly.
"Seriously, you're uncreative. Facing the dense rain of arrows that came from the roar, Lin Taiping took a deep breath, and then suddenly opened his mouth, spewing out a silver-white cold air-
This seemingly inconspicuous silver-white cold air caused the entire clearing to fall into an icy winter in just a moment. The goose feather snow fluttering in the sky suddenly solidified directly in the void, forming a crystal transparent towering ice wall, which smashed down with a roar.
A transparent wall of ice up to three meters high. As hard as a castle of steel, thousands of arrows hissed at the ice wall, but none of them could penetrate the ice. All of them broke off and spilled on the ground.
Almost at the same time, the hard ground suddenly shook violently, and dense silver-white ice picks burst out of the ground. These ice picks shone with a deadly light, and their sharp vertebrae were half a meter long, and they sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
Without any defense, by the time the pirate crossbowmen reacted from the horror, many people had already been pierced through their bodies, and the terrible screams resounded in the night sky, and bright red blood sprayed and splashed, but before they could land, they were frozen into ice crystal blood beads by the cold air.
Looking at the terrifying scene like hell, the black shark even chattered his teeth wildly, and after only a few seconds, he suddenly seemed to think of something terrible, and screamed uncontrollably: "No......! This is...... Ice Messenger!"
The so-called Ice Envoy Demon is a terrifying monster from the Far North Cold Abyss, it is a theoretical distant relative of the Abyss Flame Demon, but it is a few points stronger than the Bronze High-level Abyss Flame Demon, and its strength has almost reached the peak of Bronze, even against the terrible clown.
What's more, this monster is naturally capable of controlling the ice element, and the powerful ice shield ice wall spell gives it incredible defense, and the terrifying blizzard and ice pick piercing are enough to destroy any enemy that stands in its way.
"That's right, but it's very expensive!" Lin Taiping floated leisurely in the fluttering snowflakes, but he couldn't help but sigh with pain on his face, "You know? Those profiteers are simply inhumanely black, just this time the race transformation, they asked for a full half of my magic crystals...... Hey, hey, I'm not done yet?"
Before he could say anything, the black shark suddenly roared, and turned around and ran away without hesitation, damn the Ice Envoy Demon, this kind of demon that is even more terrifying than the Abyss Flame Demon, can easily kill everyone, and the fool will continue to stay.
But this qiē is still too late!
Behind him, Lin Taiping didn't do anything, just sighed very gently, the silver-white cold air slowly drifted in the air, and it looked as slow as a snail, but it caught up with the black shark in an instant.
Silently, the black shark, who had just rushed out two or three steps, suddenly stood stiff on the spot, starting from the soles of his feet, the silver-white ice and snow spread rapidly, and in just an instant, his body was completely covered, completely transformed into a crystal-like transparent large ice sculpture.
In this transparent ice sculpture, the black shark that had lost its breath opened its eyes wide, its face was full of distortion and horror, but it still maintained the posture of striding forward, the dusk moonlight sprinkled down, and the ice sculpture exuded a beautiful luster, but everyone who saw this scene felt a chill gushing out of their hearts, and their souls were frozen into ice.
Without any more will to fight, hundreds of pirate crossbowmen wailed in terror, not knowing who was in the lead, and almost all of them dropped their crossbows and fled for their lives in a frenzy.
"Sorry, I don't like killing, except for villains. Lin Taiping replied seriously, and then opened the huge mouth of ice and snow, as if devouring heaven and earth, and took a deep breath greedily and madly.
In an instant, with the influx of a large amount of air, his body suddenly swelled several times, as if it would completely explode at any time, but he suddenly opened the ice and snow giant mouth, and sprayed with all his might-
Phew! The icy and piercing terrifying cold air surged out of his mouth, and suddenly transformed into a raging blizzard, enveloping the entire jungle, and the violent cold wind uprooted the trees, and the huge hail fell overwhelmingly, and the pirates who only had time to escape more than ten meters away were all swallowed up by this terrible blizzard.
A few minutes later, as the blizzard gradually stopped, the battered jungle finally showed its true face, and hundreds of pirates were all spared, all of them turned into crystal clear ice sculptures, through the thick ice, their horrified and twisted expressions could still be seen, but their lives and souls were long gone, and only empty bodies remained.
"Goodbye, remember to be a good person in the next life. Lin Taiping slowly landed, changed back into human form, and disappeared into the depths of the jungle while hurriedly putting on his robe.
It's just that just after leaving for a minute, he suddenly seemed to think of something, ran back with a smile, and carved a line of very large red fonts on the ground with stones.
What an outrageous bad taste, after writing this line with a smile, Lin Taiping finally clapped his hands with satisfaction, and happily went into the jungle, and finally disappeared without a trace.
Only half an hour later, a noisy and noisy shout suddenly sounded in the otherwise calm jungle, and under the light of hundreds of torches, six or seven hundred pirates poured into the clearing like a swarm of crazy man-eating ants.
In an instant, the moment they saw those strange ice sculptures, the entire pirate group suddenly fell into a deathly silence, and everyone gasped in horror, but they all turned their heads and focused on the adult.
The clown stood silently in place, his pale face covered in oil paint, his muscles twisted and convulsed, and the black mist emitted from behind him seemed to have a terrifying corrosive effect, making the surrounding trees scorch and wither in an instant.
A few seconds later, the bloodthirsty and brutal pirate leader suddenly let out a nervous sharp laugh: "Interesting, really interesting, I like that yellow-skinned monkey more and more, only the human skin of this kind of guy is qualified to be made into a carpet, and I trampled under my feet." ”
No one dared to echo, and hundreds of pirates trembled in fear, but in this oppressive silence, someone suddenly saw the line in the firelight, and couldn't help but sigh softly, but immediately covered their mouths in horror.
The clown's shrill laughter suddenly stopped, and he looked at the pale pirate, walked slowly and expressionlessly, and then took the torch, and looked at the red font in the light of the fire, for a long, long time, silently.
"Dear Mr. Clown, you are welcome to call the Red Clay Island Grave Sales Hotline, please press one for automatic service, press two for manual service, press three for customized tombstones, and press four for full ......"
At this moment, all the pirates couldn't help but have their faces twisted, and under this creepy coercion, the pirate standing next to him even trembled his teeth in horror: "My lord, I didn't mean to make a sound, I just saw ...... Nope!"
The dark and poisonous mist, like a flood of fierce beasts, engulfed fiercely, and the unlucky guy who wailed and screamed only lasted for half a second, and then turned into a cloud of purple-black smoke, slowly disappearing into the air, leaving only the intact human skin, which fell into the muddy water with a thud, and was stained with dark red blood.
There was silence, a deathly silence in the glade, hundreds of pirates trembled in terror, their faces pale and creepy, but no one dared to make a sound, they even shoved their hands directly into their mouths to stop the rapid chatter of their teeth.
"What are you waiting for?" In the suffocating silence, the clown suddenly raised his oil-painted face, and a huge ugly and funny smile slowly expanded on his face, filled with an air of madness and perversion-
"In two hours, I'm going to step on the human skin of that yellow-skinned monkey and admire the treasure that belongs only to me!" (To be continued......)