"You little ruffian, you can't cure with bold words, what are you running, take advantage of your mother in the morning!"

Shen Chaoge didn't have time to look at Widow Cui who was holding a mallet behind him, and ran back without looking back.

Widow Cui has a round figure, her body is like a ripe peach, she can't wrap up the fullness in a pink coat, and her buttocks are even more rare.

Widow Cui rubbed her buttocks, which had been pinched by the ruffian just now, and her reluctant blushing was still a little shy.

Shen Chaoge looked left and right before entering the door, making sure that he didn't chase after him, and was just about to wipe his sweat and push the door, but he never thought that the second uncle Mr. Shen happened to go out, and seeing this kid's breathless virtue, he said angrily: "Are you going to cheat and eat and drink again?" ”

Shen Chaoge was stunned for a moment: "What? ”

"Didn't you say you couldn't cure?"

Shen Chaoge, who was in the year of the weak crown, blushed, and muttered that he hadn't been deceived, but he also thought about it seriously, and grew up with his second uncle since he was a child, and the second uncle's surname was Shen, Mr. Ming. According to the lighting method inherited by the second uncle for many years, it is impossible to turn the wick with a silver needle and still not see good, which makes no sense.

People in the world, people, ghosts, demons and Buddhas, all have life lamps, but the thickness of the wick is different, and the length of the lamp is different, which corresponds to the length of life. Cultivators, on the other hand, need to light the life lamp before the crown, supplemented by spirits and beasts, and step into the ranks of the lamp cultivators.

When a small pain is a major illness, the wick can be corrected and the herbs can be used to achieve the purpose of radical cure.

Since then, there have been lamplighters in the silver needle, but they are all in the same vein, and the number is scarce and nowhere to be seen.

The position of the life lamp varies from person to person, and this Widow Cui happens to be on the buttocks.

The second uncle rubbed Shen Chaoge's little head, and was a little kind: "Today is the eighteenth day of the lunar calendar, and the second uncle is going out as usual, but before leaving, he still has to explain a few words, first..."

"First, people and ghosts have different paths, and there are differences between Buddhas and demons, if you have no choice but to light lamps for others, let alone hang lamps and cut lanterns."

"Second, people, demons, and Buddhas each have a little lamp method, and a mistake will be contaminated with calamity, which is irreversible."

"Third, my Shen family's holy sword Jin Chenxi fell on Liubing Mountain, remember to take it back!"

"I memorize these words more proficiently than "Zhou Tian Handling", which was yellowed by my urine when I was a child." Shen Chaoge pouted impatiently.

Mr. Shen gave a chestnut, sighed and sighed: "Chaoge, you were born without a life lamp, so you can't practice, according to my years of searching, there is no good solution, but this is also a good thing, to be a mortal duty for the rest of your life, and you don't need to mix too much wind and rain." ”

"Got it, second uncle." Shen Chaoge munched on the steamed buns, and with his other hand he didn't forget to stuff the vegetables.

Rubbing the latter's head lovingly, he told him not to forget to sharpen the needle and leave with a smile.

"Knock Knock"

Shen Chaoge didn't eat a few bites of steamed buns when he heard a knock on the door.

swallowed the pickles in his mouth, and went to open the door with a steamed bun in his mouth, why did the second uncle come back again.

"Cui, Cui, widow... Aunt Cui, why are you here? ”

"Didn't I come to see how you kid eats Xiang?" Widow Cui looked past Shen Chaoge's head and looked inside the house.

"Where's your second uncle?"

Shen Chaoge, who was worried about not knowing how to answer, hurriedly said: "It's eighteen today, and the second uncle has gone out, so I will come back in about three or five days." ”

"yes, how did I forget." Widow Cui sighed, not pursuing Shen Chaoge's meaning at all, her face was a little gloomy, and at the same time a little anxious.

Shen Chaoge asked if he was in a hurry to find his second uncle, but Widow Cui didn't answer and pushed the door away.

Shen Chaoge didn't pay much attention to it, after eating and drinking, he counted the pitiful copper plates in the wallet, and planned to secretly treat a few patients to subsidize the family, otherwise there would really be no rice to cook next month, and the second uncle didn't care about anything other than cooking and asking for a doctor.

Half an hour later, Widow Cui came again at noon, with a sad face: "That, Chaoge, today the immortals of the Hanging Lantern Sect came to the town, saying that there are ghosts and monsters in our town, and they are setting up Jiao practices everywhere." And the disciples of the Immortal Family also gave us people free medical treatment. ”

"Free? Isn't that a good thing? Shen Chaoge, whose mind was only focused on money, automatically ignored other information.

"But that immortal disciple said that my pulse is disordered, I'm afraid it won't be a few days, unless someone can help me light the life lamp, it can still last for a few years. I know that Mr. Shen is the lamplighter, but... But I'm afraid I won't be able to make it back. ”

Shen Chaoge looked at the dismal Widow Cui in front of him, a little puzzled, he raised his arm to check the pulse, and was shocked in his heart, this pulse was very different from the morning in the morning, like a tangled branch.

"What did you eat?"

"It's just a simple meal, just like ever."

Shen Chaoge's heart still couldn't be calm: even if it was poisoned, it wasn't like this, it was obviously a situation of returning to the light at the moment, what was going on, could it really be a ghost, and there was a ghost at work?

Widow Cui sighed and accepted her fate: "Maybe this is the fate of this life, the king of Hades wants me to die in the third watch, how can I delay it until the fifth watch, after I die, you kid remember to give Aunt Cui more chicken butts, thank you Shen boy, I can also go down to accompany that dead ghost." ”

Shen Chaoge bowed his head and was silent, his two fingers coiled in circles, and he didn't know what to say.

Widow Cui looked at this poor and dilapidated mountain village where she had lived for decades, with withered eaves and mud walls, and when she thought that her time was short, she suddenly sobbed with true feelings, and said unwillingly: "However, I don't want to die yet, even if I am a widow, I still want to continue to live!! ”

Shen Chaoge is at war with heaven and man in his heart, and the second uncle's earnest teachings are ringing in his ears, although he is young, he also knows that the action of lighting the lamp is really dangerous, and it is easy to be imprisoned by the immortal family as a free lamplighter, but Widow Cui takes care of their uncle and nephew a lot on weekdays, and it is really against his will to see death like this, and I am afraid that he will have to blame himself in the future.

"Aunt Cui, I have obtained the true biography of my second uncle, not to say that the blue is better than the blue, but it is still okay to light a lamp to continue my life."

Widow Cui seemed to be grasping a life-saving straw, she didn't have time to wipe away the tears, and grabbed Shen Chaoge's arm: "Really? ”

Shen Chaoge looked serious, nodded, and motioned for Widow Cui to lie down on the bed, take off her clothes, and expose her buttocks.

Widow Cui did not hesitate, this was the case with acupuncture in the past, and this situation is no longer strange.

lit the candles, put the polished silver needle in the center of the flame and roasted it, and went out to the house of Fu Yangyang, who was not far away, and caught the rooster Dahong, who had been lost, and took the chicken heart, chicken gall, and of course the chicken butt in turn, and at the same time went to the second uncle's house to take out Gu Yu, copper dust, thousand-year-old vines, etc.

After that, they are all mashed together with a pestle for about half an hour. Although Shen Chaoge's usual physical labor has not been left behind, but this time it is a living lighting material, and it is inevitable that his hands are still a little trembling and trembling. When everything was ready, Shen Chaoge used a brush to smear the slimy mixture of chicken blood into three times on the buttocks where Widow Cui's life lamp was located, and at the same time soaked nine silver needles with the remaining chicken blood to ask the emperor to express his piety.

Widow Cui has never seen it, let alone lit a lamp for herself, and she is not afraid of it, but the current situation can only be heartbroken, and she bites the somewhat yellowed pillow: "Come on, aunt is not afraid, don't be afraid, be bold, plug it in." ”

Shen Chaoge held his breath and concentrated, took out the first and second silver needles used to light lamps for mortals, and inserted them into Widow Cui's buttocks in turn.

"Ah!!h

"Hold back!" Shen Chaoge gently twisted the silver needle with his left hand, and gently kneaded it with his right hand at the contact point of the needle to dredge the blood vessels.

Shen Chaoge ignored it, and continued to rotate the silver needle, letting the sweat drip from his forehead, until the temperature transmitted by the silver needle warmed a little, and he felt the slight signs of Widow Cui's life lamp being lit, and breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

After doing all this, Shen Chaoge, who couldn't cultivate because he didn't have a life lamp, seemed to have collapsed, and he also fell asleep on the edge of the bed.

......

"Knock Knock"

A hurried knock on the door woke up Shen Chaoge, rubbed his eyes and went to open the door, the person who came was Fu Yangyang, who grew up with a bare buttocks, and it was also the master of the rooster who was red, and shouted in a loud voice: "Lu Hongyuan, that kid boasted in the village that he was favored by the immortal figures, and he was blown so that the stars were flying, your urine was yellow, go and wake him up, I have diabetes, and I can't let him taste a little sweetness." Shen Chaoge just woke up and stretched, but he didn't hear clearly.

Fu Yangyang sighed and said: "It's really a good person who doesn't live long, and a rotten person lives for a thousand years." ”

Shen Chaoge looked at him with a puzzled expression.

"Widow Cui died in the morning, and Lu Hongyuan's cheap dad helped take care of the funeral."

Shen Chaoge's eyes were about to squeeze out of his sockets: "What are you talking about!! Turning her head, Widow Cui was gone.

"Isn't it just that you can't touch other people's round butts, don't you?"

A chill quickly spread from his feet to his head to Shen Chaoge's whole body.