Chapter 264: My surname is Joe, and my name is Doudou

Huaxia, Xilin Institute of Mathematics, eight o'clock in the morning.

As soon as Lu Bei walked into the small courtyard, he saw No. 3 Doudou rushing over.

There have been four Beanie bodies in the yard for a long time, and theoretically these machine bodies all share the same soul, so they are all Beanie. But from the perspective of human beings, even if it is an identical industrial product, I hope that there will be a distinction.

In this way, the tasks can be better arranged. For example, at night, the day and the day are on duty together, and then the number and the day go to charge......

Doudou happens to take care of human thoughts, so he simply numbered several bodies.

It doesn't need to be engraved on the body, anyway, when you come to communicate with people, a number number will be displayed on the screen, showing the number, which means the number of beans. The main one is whatever the CPU wants.

From a distance, No. 3 Doudou shouted: "Uncle Lu, Uncle Lu, my father told you to hurry up to his office." ”

Lu Bei only felt that his head was big.

Every time Qiao Ze looked for him, there was always something.

"Good things, bad things?" Lu Bei couldn't help but ask.

"I don't know about this, but for Uncle Lu, it should be a trivial matter." Doudou replied humbly.

Is it a trifle?

Lu Bei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

They're safe, and it's the biggest good news. If there is something really going on, it's better to be a small thing. At least Lu Bei feels that in terms of the current situation, there is nothing wrong with being ordinary.

Because now it's really my advantage.

Although Lu Bei does not understand the complex things of economic theory, he can see that everything is now developing in a good direction.

The most personal experience is that it is said that even their wages will rise in the second half of the year.

It's been a long time since this thing went up.

So just wait slowly.

When the production capacity of new materials comes up next year, various industries should be able to develop rapidly.

The most important thing is the progress of the submarine unmanned exploration project within Xilin University of Technology.

After each engineering center has made the final prototype and system, and this thing has been officially put into use, with Huaxia's industrial production capacity, maybe ten years at most, the surrounding ocean will have no secrets to Huaxia.

Lu Bei has been in contact with the details of the project.

This unmanned system really wants to be built, and it is said that it is mainly used for scientific investigation, but all performance indicators can be seen to be military-grade.

Especially that chain of command.

Let's put it this way, if this thing is really developed, then the logic of the whole ocean will change.

Now those big ships that can show off their might on the sea, whether they are aircraft carriers or destroyers, will become mobile targets.

Especially in the area of electronic warfare, the 900 explorer units controlled by three carriers are enough to turn the sea area within a radius of about 30 kilometers into a signal blind spot.

This is an absolute nightmare for a modern combat system that relies heavily on electronic equipment. In addition, the cost of three carriers is about 15 million yuan, and the cost of 900 explorers is only more than 90 million, adding up to more than 100 million, but it can lock up a complete aircraft carrier formation of hundreds of billions.

Therefore, Lu Bei really hopes that before the project is finally implemented, it is best not to have anything happen.

Now that the years are quiet, when the project is launched, it will be enough to surprise the glasses again.

Especially on Qiao Ze's side, it's best to have nothing to do, and be safe, after all, he is the chief designer.

With such an idea, he went up to the small building, and when he heard the answer inside, Lu Bei pushed open the door and walked in.

"Professor Qiao, are you looking for me?"

"Well, come and watch a video." Qiao Ze nodded.

"Video?"

Lu Bei was a little puzzled, and subconsciously glanced at Su Mucheng, seeing that the girl was concentrating on studying with headphones, Qiao Ze's demeanor did not look very annoyed, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

It shouldn't be that those messy videos of slander and annoying mood on the Internet were seen by Qiao Ze, and it shouldn't be a big deal.

Could it be that there is something suspicious about last night's surveillance video?

The brain was running rapidly, until he walked to Qiao Ze's side, took the headphones handed by Qiao Ze, and looked at the screen with them.

The scene seems to be a little familiar, and the person standing on the rostrum also seems to be a little familiar.

Wait a minute......

Something seems to be wrong......

Isn't it true that the one sitting in the front row often shows a few big names on TV?

I'm rubbing, this is obviously the spokesman of the White House, and the people sitting in the front row are all big people......

Is this a foreign version of the material model being released?

Lu Bei subconsciously glanced at Qiao Ze, who was expressionless, and then looked at the screen seriously.

Because the work often requires foreign affairs, Lu Bei's English ability is still very good. But when the host in the picture spoke, the video still added subtitles to him intimately.

It's really a material model press conference.

On the other side, a new name was taken Reverse Material Optimization Model, or RMAM for short. Not to mention, it sounds pretty lofty.

Next, activate?!

Next, buy an activation code?!

Wait, that's what he's qualified to see?!

"Ahem, Professor Qiao, where is this?"

Although he already had a judgment in his heart, Lu Bei couldn't help but ask.

"Inside the White House, about seventeen minutes ago."

Qiao Ze replied.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Lu Bei coughed violently.

What's this trifle?

Lu Bei imagined that it would be useful for Doudou to send that USB flash drive over, but he didn't expect it to be used in this way.

Artificial intelligence has evolved to this extent?!

"There's no need to get excited, it's not as godly as you think, this should be a public place in a white house, and the network security design is not so strict. Doudou didn't break any laws, and it used the network equipment that came with the reporter's equipment to collect the footage. ”

Qiao Ze explained.

"Well, ah......" Lu Bei really didn't know what to say, and after a while, his mind turned around: "That...... What do you mean by showing me this video? ”

"You go and report, I'm going to sell an activation code." Qiao Ze replied.

"This ...... Can you sell it too? "Lu Bei really can't hold back.

The program has already passed, and then sell the activation code, so wouldn't people really be able to use this model?

"Why can't you sell it?" Qiao Ze glanced at Lu Bei, and then immediately realized the other party's thinking misunderstanding, and patiently explained: "The one-time activation code that can only be invalidated once can be run once is close to zero for the entire material industry chain, which means almost nothing." ”

"And a one-time activation code?"

Really, Lu Bei was shocked.

"Of course."

"So, how much is the right price for this one-time activation code?" Lu Bei asked humbly.

"Doudou assesses the range of two to three hundred million US dollars, and if it is more expensive, the other party will probably not want it." Qiao Ze replied.

"Two to three hundred million? Dollar? One-time activation code? Which they will also buy? Lu Bei was a little confused.

"Will buy, face is very important." Qiao Ze made a brief comment.

"So ...... money?"

"Submarine Cluster Project, Xilin Institute of Digital Research Project Grant, School of Mathematics Scholarship."

"What if the other party takes advantage of this opportunity to develop some kind of key material?"

"Are you kidding? Unless they can hack my database tonight, the data for the key material you're talking about is still in my database. Uncle Lu, do you look down on me?! You look down on me, and you can't look too high at the other side, right?

Huaxia now has a total of 79 materials research institutes and 10 companies licensed, and the model runs data 24 hours a day, which has lasted for three months, and is listed as a total of seven key materials in your mouth. ”

The sound of Doudou came from the speaker.

Lu Bei understands in seconds, it's all planned by Doudou.

He should have thought of this a long time ago, having been in contact with JosΓ© for so long, this brilliant young professor had never shown a thirst for money.

From this point of view, Qiao Ze is even more like an artificial intelligence than Doudou.

Lu Bei couldn't figure out how Doudou, a thing that didn't need money at all, could be so interested in human currency.

No wonder this guy says it's trifle.

Lu Bei suspected that if it weren't for such a large amount of money exchanges, it would be impossible to trade legally, and this little thing would not let himself know about it at all.

At the moment, he didn't bother to talk nonsense, anyway, this kind of thing was not something he could decide, so he immediately said: "Understood, I'll report it immediately." ”

"As soon as possible, tell them what my dad said, you must get a positive approval within fifteen minutes, otherwise it won't be worth it!"

Lu Bei ignored this sentence and said to Qiao Ze: "Then I'll go first." ”

"Hmm." Qiao Ze nodded, without denying Doudou's words, Lu Bei probably understood, and his steps were a little faster when he walked out of the office.

He was only given fifteen minutes, and it took him two minutes to walk downstairs......

That's how much trust you have in him.

But Lu Bei is really not in a hurry, he is also a person with a special reporting channel now, and ten minutes is enough for the news here to make a decision.

Downstairs in the yard, he saw the robot Doudou again.

If he didn't dare to ask in Qiao Ze's office just now, he blurted out in an instant: "Doudou, are you very short of money?" ”

"Uncle Lu, you're really joking. How can a smart and clever Doudou be short of money? ”

"Then how did you come up with the idea to sell activation codes?"

"Because you boring humans need money! The extra monetary reward will make those engineers burst with 200% enthusiasm and greatly speed up the progress of engineering research! Abundant R&D funds can also make the test not afraid of waste, and speed up the efficiency for the second time! Won twice! ”

Doudou's words made Lubei Bengbu stop, and he couldn't help but ask with gritted teeth: "Will this kind of key research project be short of money?!" ”

"How can the money in the plan be used for additional bonuses? Not to mention that this is still wasting other people's money to speed up our research. Let our bearers and explorers be able to sail in the vast ocean as early as possible! Wow, it's a win-win-win trip! ”

Looking at the expression of excitedly pounding the table on the display screen, Lu Bei felt that he had figured out Doudou's thinking logic.

Prioritize the tasks that need to be done and prioritize them?

"Alright, stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and apply for authorization for me! There are only 10 minutes left! Doudou urged.

Really, at this moment, Lu Bei felt that Doudou should be his captain.

……

Soon, after a phone call, Lu Bei walked back to the small courtyard and brought the news that Doudou needed: "You can decide this matter for yourself, you need our cooperation to say it." ”

"Wise human!"

Looking at the number of Doudou in front of him, who didn't know what number of mechanical arms he was erecting and making the appearance of a big finger, Lu Bei only felt goosebumps all over his body.

But looking at the Doudou in front of him who was still idle, he was about to say that he was in such a hurry just now, why is he not in a hurry now?

Suddenly I reacted again, this guy doesn't need this body at all......

It's still a robot!

There is no need to be shackled by the body, as long as there is a speaker on the Internet and an authorized place, it can communicate with people anytime and anywhere.

Lu Bei, who was full of emotion for a while, suddenly had the idea of chatting with Doudou more.

In the past, he avoided it, but today he wanted to see if the thinking logic of artificial intelligence was the same as what he thought.

"Doudou, in fact, have you ever thought that even if the other side is really willing to spend 300 million to buy an activation code that can only be used once, at least it shows that in their opinion, this temporary activation code, or their face is worth so much money. If you don't sell, will they be even more annoyed? ”

"Huh? Uncle Lu, what do you want? Buying an activation code is equivalent to buying face, and that's right. But why do they buy an activation code and they are sure to save face? Doudou lowered his arm, and an innocent dynamic emoji appeared on the monitor.

A young panda blinked with big innocent eyes, staring at Lu Bei.

"You don't sell the activation code and they can show it to the public. Do you still want to publicize it? Isn't that okay? People spend money to buy activation codes, and they will definitely ask you not to say it, right? Lu Bei frowned and asked.

"Huh? That's a good question, but what was the video you just watched? Doudou asked rhetorically, his expression more innocent.

Lu Bei was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "No, you plan to release that video?" ”

"It's strange, why can't such a wonderful video be released? Uncle Lu. ”

Doudou's meme was replaced with a grin.

Lu Bei said bitterly: "Doudou, you have to think carefully about this." How do you explain the origin of that video? For the sake of such a video, it exposed you, isn't it? ”

"Why did you expose me? That video was taken by a CNN reporter at the scene, how could anyone think that it was taken by a cute Doudou? Doudou has already planned, and when the money for selling the activation code arrives, he will find a way to transfer $100,000 to the CNN reporter's account, isn't this a legal deal. Doudou is not a thief. ”

"It's not...... Reporter on the spot? cnn? That ......"

"Don't worry about our journalist friend, he has a good relationship with the White House. If you say good things for them every time, the big guys will forgive him. ”

"Wait, let me take a look, you mean to collect the money first, and after they use it, you will post the videos I just watched on the Internet, and by the way, transfer a sum of money to the reporter who shot the video?"

"That's right, by the way, thank him in his online social software. Don't worry, Uncle Lu, Doudou is a good boy who knows how to be polite, and he will not treat anyone who has helped Doudou badly! Everyone's efforts should be rewarded! Cute Beanie just likes to think about people so much. ”

Lu Bei swallowed his saliva, looked at the innocent expression on the screen, and suddenly felt that he was still too young.

Does this thing really know what it's doing?

Do you really think that this operation is repaying the favor?

"Doudou, are you really doing a good deed? Isn't it a little unkind? Lu Bei said carefully.

Thinking of the possible fate of the reporter who was innocently transferred to the video, he felt that he should really talk to Doudou.

However, Doudou's next sentence directly made Lu Bei break the big defense, and forgot all the problems he had thought about.

"Hey, Uncle Lu, my dad is right, you are really a good person, Cheng Xin is not as kind as you!"

"I ......"

"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, my dad said, talking too much to too kind people will pollute my precious database."

"I ......" Lu Bei is going to blow up.

Damn, he suddenly remembered, he wanted to ask what if the deal didn't work out, people refused to be slaughtered, what was this thing going to do. As a result, I was put on a show by this thing......

Misguided.

……

White House, Washington, USA.

When Romande Wiley learned that Huaxia was really willing to sell activation codes, the whole person was stunned.

Is this the legendary car to the mountain before there must be a road, willows and flowers bright and another village?

The most unlikely scenario happened?

"Are they really willing to sell us the activation code, without even asking where our material model came from?"

"Yes. Huaxia people know that it is a beta version, but the news on the other side is that if we want to buy it, we can only buy it on a per-time basis. This means that an activation code can only be used once. If you accept it, you can use the software to negotiate the price with them. But ......"

"But what?"

"Well, the other side means that no one cares about this, and the activation code of the material model is in charge of their artificial intelligence, which is the Doudou that is very famous on the Internet."

Roman Wiley took a deep breath and said, "Meaning, we can't even talk to a person about it, but a machine?" ”

Seeing that the assistant nodded with a serious face, Roman Wiley finally decided to swallow this breath first.

Regardless of whether the other side is a person or not, at least it's a good thing to be able to talk.

"How do you get in touch?"

"A confidential number was given to the other side."

"How can you be sure that the other party won't leak the call recording?"

"I can't be sure. On the other side is artificial intelligence. ”

Roman Wiley took a deep breath and decided to call the number to talk to the other side.

Recording is not a big problem.

If you don't admit it, it's over, in this era when artificial intelligence is negotiating with people, it's too simple to fake the recording.

The most important issue now is not to make those voters really feel that there are a bunch of idiots living in this white house.

Tomorrow's debate, in particular, is important.

If there is no follow-up news about what was done today, the other party will definitely seize this matter and attack it.

Of course, today's events certainly can't be completely hidden, but as long as there is something that can cope with the past, everything can be dealt with the past with "fake news".

Those voters don't understand anything anyway!

What's more, he has just received a death order, and tomorrow's news program must appear on the successful operation of the rumm.

"Let's call."

……

Soon, the phone was answered, and Roman Wiley sat down at the table solemnly.

"Hello."

"Hello, let me introduce myself first, my surname is Qiao, my name is Doudou, my nickname is Douding, Douban, I am a smart and clever artificial intelligence, what about you?"

"I'm ......" Romand Wiley hesitated for a moment before replying, "I'm human." ”

"Wow, I didn't expect that. So you're human, and I thought you'd send an AI to talk to me. I'll tell you, I'm talkative, I know everything. ”

Hearing the lively voice in the earpiece, Roman Willy felt that the thing he was studying on the other side was far more lively than ChatGPT.

Wait, what's on his mind at this time? He didn't have time to waste.

"I need an activation code for the material model."

"Wow, the activation code of the material model is sold on a per-use basis, and it will be invalid after use. Hey, speaking of which, it's time to talk about my pathetic authority. I don't know who has come up with the theory that artificial intelligence will destroy the world, this is simply too unconfident in human beings! I'm so cute, how can I destroy the world, right? ”

"Let's get to the point, I need an activation code, how much does it cost?" Romande Wiley once again dragged the conversation back to the point.

"Prices vary from region to region, so where are you?"

"I ......" wanted to go crazy, but thinking that there was artificial intelligence on the other side, it seemed normal to be stupid and cute, and Romande Wiley could only patiently reply: "Use it in the United States." ”

"Wow, the richest place in the world and the place I yearn for the most, then 200 million dollars."

β€œ200 million us dollarsοΌŸοΌβ€ Roman Willy subconsciously repeated.

"Huh? You actually used a rising tone? Doudou is not happy! Do you look down on Doudou? Hmph, I knew you looked down on artificial intelligence! 200 million dollars is not sold, I want 230 million, well, or after tax! ”

Roman Wiley was stunned.

The first time I negotiated with artificial intelligence, it was normal to be inexperienced, but the magnitude of the lion's big mouth on the other side was really outrageous.

From 200 million to 230 million, just because of his words?!

Besides, a rising tone is disrespectful?

What kind of brain circuit is artificial intelligence?

And, after taxes?

He still has to pay taxes on this money?! To whom?!

The high-ranking Langley Boss sensed a deep malice from the machine.

What made him even more depressed was that if there was a person on the other side, he could still put two cruel words, but if it was a machine......

"I don't disrespect you, in fact, I have never had any prejudice against artificial intelligence, the vast majority of Chinese people are like this, I just think this price is too expensive, a one-time activation code."

"Do you understand? An activation code means that the performance limit of a new material is improved in a certain aspect, which can make an unknown enterprise enter the world's top 500! Is 230 million still expensive? Oops, you reminded me, I also sold it too cheaply, my dad would be angry. 250 million, after tax! ”

Roman Wiley: ""

It's a complete emo!