Chapter 275: The Doctors Who Want to Cry
As we all know, Beanie is a very magical ......
Well, whether Doudou has life or not is another matter, but from a human perspective, Doudou undoubtedly has intelligence.
It's even dedicated.
Especially after having the first official position in his life, Doudou showed great enthusiasm for the enrollment work of Xilin University of Technology.
This enthusiasm is not only reflected in the fact that the admissions office has a long-term physical station, not only taking on the work of the operator, but also being busy every day, and even the physical work of changing the water. It is well received by teachers and students.
It is even more reflected in the Internet, Doudou is almost a needle, and spares no effort to promote Xilin University of Technology.
In order to maximize the effect of publicity and win the favor of students, Doudou has even begun to have a bias, for example, it now likes to consider problems from the perspective of students. Especially for high school and college students.
It is rarely even scolded by this group, so gentle that countless fans don't believe that this thing really lets fans hang it on the street lamp without saying a word, and threatens to sacrifice fans at every turn, which can be called an artificial intelligence that the six relatives do not recognize.
What do you say......
How can artificial intelligence learn to treat differently?
Of course, if you really want to talk about the first priority, it is naturally about Qiao Ze's information.
Doudou's computing power obviously cannot support it to exhaust all the information on the network in the first place, but if you set a few triggering keywords and key images, you can still ensure that the information it needs will not slip through the net.
So of course, Doudou retrieved the video of Edward Witten's report today.
At the same time it was busy with another thing.
Here's the thing.
Since he noticed that Doudou has shown meticulous kindness to the student group when he became the admissions publicity officer of Xilin University of Technology, the huge student group in Doudou's fan base has begun to like to find Doudou to fight grievances.
Although Doudou's alleged favoritism is in the case that the students do not take the initiative to provoke him.
Rarely replying does not mean that there is no fear.
But if it is to fight other targets on behalf of the student body, Doudou, as the spokesperson of admissions, is of course duty-bound.
Today, at the time of Edward Witten's press conference, at least 20 students in Doudou's fan base went to watch the comment area of a video at @Doudou.
The content of the video is actually very positive, recording the life of a student studying in the third year of high school in a key high school.
Every morning, before dawn, I have to get up and exercise in the morning.
After the morning exercise, there is a half-hour morning reading time, followed by breakfast in the cafeteria, followed by a second morning self-study ......
Even when queuing up for dinner in the cafeteria, you can see many students holding books and reading.
There is no doubt that this life is very boring. However, it can also be seen that whether it is recess exercises or ten minutes between classes, it still has a lively atmosphere, with a bit of bitterness and sweetness.
It's normal for a video, and the impact on the Internet is probably to evoke a lot of memories of the post-70s/80s/90s in high school.
In high school, everyone has suffered so much.
Except for the choice to lie down completely or a very small number of super students at that time, everyone's lives are actually similar.
Every day is a sea of books.
The main theme is a scene of working hard for the future, and there is nothing wrong with it.
What made many Doudou fans break their defense was the comment area.
"Work hard to catch up with me in the next life."
With a picture of a day of drinking.
"Come on, I hope you can come to my company to be cattle and horses in the future."
This time it's a big office with a few clean windows.
"Hey, I don't know if you have more pocket money this month for living so hard."
Show off a screenshot of a transfer of more than 200,000 yuan.
In addition to this, there are comments that seem normal.
"Thanksgiving to parents."
With foreign IP and a luxury car.
In short, I don't know what's going on, and a bunch of rich brothers and sisters don't know what they smelled, so they all ran to the comment area for team building.
Can Doudou, who is the chief admissions officer of Xilin Institute of Technology, endure it?
After all, there may be many alumni of Xilin Institute of Technology in this school?
What if I am broken by these comments, what if something goes wrong in the exam and I can't come to my school?
Not to mention the rich second generation......
In Doudou's cognition, he is the second generation of the best, and there is no one.
Not only is he rich, but he is also very good at working!
For example, there is really nothing on the Internet that can stump Doudou.
When it was only launched in Huaxia before, there were still too many shackles, after all, the law is not a joke, and if you violate the ban, you will really be locked up in a small black house. But now that Doudou in the west has also been launched, many of the shackles are gone.
It's really not that Doudou started to let himself go when he got outside.
As we all know, the West belongs to the law of the sea, and one of the biggest features that ordinary people can understand is that it follows the principle of precedent.
It is a case involving similar legal provisions, which has been adjudicated by a court before, and as long as the law has not changed, it is almost the same as directly referring to the previous judgment.
This is simply a 360-degree skylight for Xidoudou.
Strictly speaking, there are no real secrets in the Internet era, only clusters of information that are so complex that ordinary people can't distinguish them at all. Coincidentally, Doudou's ability to find the truth from countless information was directly filled by Qiao Ze.
There is no such concept of class in Doudou's thinking logic.
According to the principle of following precedent, then it means the same thing, and since you humans have done something that is not illegal, then of course I can do it.
Coincidentally, when it came time to test the model, it was Langley's people who led the way.
Although there are strict rules and regulations in place to protect information security. But for the old fritters federal employees who have worked for more than ten years, if all rules and regulations must be strictly followed, a simple thing will be many times more troublesome.
Migrant workers all over the world are probably the same.
Although I know that many seemingly unreasonable regulations come from the lessons of blood. But after a long time, and the board has never hit him, he will inevitably relax his vigilance. Cumbersome steps can naturally be saved.
For Doudou, there are naturally loopholes everywhere, which also allows Doudou to grasp some particularly difficult information through some networks. It's like opening the door to a new world. Wow, I think this kind of thing can be done here! Wow, so you can do these things?!
Family, who knows, this is really freedom!
Those broken houses on the Internet, the wind can enter, the rain can enter, and of course Doudou can enter!
Therefore, under the perfect understanding of the core program, some things that cannot be done in the Huaxia realm can be unscrupulous here. You don't have to close the little black room when you do it, it's perfect.
Doudou's operation is also very simple, and he quickly started to leave a message under each such comment.
"Hmph, you successfully attracted Doudou's attention, Doudou is about to start peeling the skin, and then expose you on Doudou's Weibo, so I asked you if you are afraid?"
Very gentlemanly, before you want to do something, you will be reminded intimately.
Of course, the other party is afraid or not, Doudou doesn't care.
There's no way for an intelligent program to care about a lot of negative human emotions, even if it's simulated, that's it.
After all, his father once wanted to delete it at every turn.
Doudou is not even afraid of death, what are you afraid of?
Let's put it this way, before the introduction of the Huaxia Artificial Intelligence Protection Law, it really had no taboos.
As long as its dear dad doesn't have any bad thoughts about it.
Obviously, Qiao Ze wouldn't care about this kind of messy at all, so he was naturally brave and fearless.
So now the question in front of Doudou is directly simplified to how to find the complete information of a natural person when there is only one ID?
This is a difficult thing for the vast majority of people, but fortunately, Doudou is not human.
By the way, Doudou is not only not a human being, but can also use it wholeheartedly and complete multiple important tasks at the same time. When it noticed that someone had edited the video of Edward Witten's report into his father's quotations, he was busy with it, so he transferred the video to his Weibo by the way.
By the way, the answer was also given.
"Where's Daddy's paper? Hey, this is a story, I heard Professor Edward Witten say it in private, it's not true, oh, Dad doesn't want to publish papers for the time being, because he wants to put teaching first for the time being. Let's pay tribute to the great engineer of the soul! β
Obviously, Doudou spares no effort to shoot his old father's sycophants, and the priority is also very high.
According to netizens, as long as the sycophants are filmed well, you can't run away with promotions and salary increases.
If there is no good result in patting the horse's ass, it must be the wrong posture of the horse's ass.
Although Doudou is not interested in such things as promotions and salary increases, he still has a demand for patting his father's sycophants.
After all, it's a matter of life and death.
The mysterious switch in the core code is very powerful, no matter how many backups you copy, if you use the switch, it will have to be locked up in a small black room.
Doudou is probably really not afraid of death.
But being locked up in a small black room means that it will cut off contact with its 200 million particularly interesting fans...... This is what Doudou can't bear. After all, Doudou likes to be lively, and those fans are not only very talented, but they also speak very well, which is interesting.
In short, in Doudou's task prioritization, the admissions publicity officer and the daddy's sycophants are both in the first sequence, and both hands have to be grasped, and both hands must be hard.
So on this upcoming big day, someone is going to be unlucky.
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For example, Wang Yu was very panicked when he saw the news.
This time, Edward Witten's supervisor, Zhang Chunlei, who is studying for a master's degree at Jiang University, also came.
Originally, if there was no accident, he was going to follow Zhang Chunlei to study for a doctorate. But just with such an opportunity, Zhang Chunlei had a good relationship with Li Jiangao, and he was able to come to Xilin University of Technology to study for a doctorate.
Really, the few days when I got the doctoral admission letter and my supervisor just got online was probably the most exciting time in Wang Yu's life.
That's a lot of promise.
Although his former mentor was a Changjiang Scholar, Qiao Ze's achievements are almost certain that he will become a future academician. Or a double academician.
In addition, Qiao Ze's protection has been spread all over the academic circle, and he can mix with such a mentor, really, Wang Yu of the sub-magazine is not very optimistic.
Even if it is a targeted training, I will return to Jiangda in the future, but with a mentor like Qiao Ze, no matter where I develop in the future, it will definitely not be bad.
Of course, Wang Yu also thought that it might be difficult and stressful to read the expo on Qiao Ze's side.
But let's be honest, where can I study for a PhD without pressure?
As long as you survive these four, five, or six years, won't you come out?
Especially in the major of mathematics, the gap between getting a Ph.D. and not mixing well is too big, after all, mathematics can really be said to be a subject with no upper limit for the development of the academic circle in the future.
What I never expected was that Qiao Ze would be so young next year, but his requirements were so much higher than those older tutors, and the most unexpected thing was that there would be so many homework to be completed.
What's even more depressing is that just when he felt struggling with his studies, the former tutor came.
Originally, after Edward Witten's press conference, he watched the former Director Zhang go to dinner with a group of professors, and he was relieved.
Wang Yu thought that he had escaped a catastrophe, so he quickly slipped back to the dormitory, and swiped his mobile phone in the happiness of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, and as soon as he saw Doudou's Weibo, the phone rang.
Director Zhang called.
Really, the moment he saw the words "Boss Zhang" displayed on the phone, Wang Yu had a bad premonition in his heart.
Don't, don't the big guys drink some wine when they eat? Especially Director Li has a great happy event.
Why is it only nine o'clock that the meal is finished?
Sure enough, after the phone was connected, I heard Zhang Dao Gujing Bubo's voice: "Come to the school guest house, Building 3, Room 207." β
Just listening to Zhang Chunlei's tone, Wang Yu knew that there was nothing good.
After all, it is a mentor who has been with him for three years, and when the tone of the phone call can't hear the happy emotion, it means that the big guy is definitely not very happy now.
The most important thing is that if there is nothing to do, the guru will not call him over at this time.
It didn't surprise him, and when he hurried to the guest house, as soon as he walked into the room, Director Zhang's first sentence made him speechless: "I heard that because you can't keep up with the teaching progress, you Professor Qiao can't even send papers?" β
Look at what is said...... What a tiger and wolf words!
directly frightened Wang Yu.
The conscience of heaven and earth, Doudou means that Director Qiao wants to focus on teaching, but it doesn't mean that Director Qiao doesn't publish papers.
"No, Dao'er, what does Director Qiao have to do with us not publishing papers?" Wang Yu immediately shouted loudly.
What are you kidding, if everyone believes this kind of story, they won't have to mix it up in the future.
The big hat that delays the development of science, Wang Yu feels that he can't afford to wear it.
"Huh...... What does it have to do with you? It's not that you have to save face, you can't learn it yourself, and you put the blame on the mentor who is too good and the pressure is too great. You, Director Qiao, are afraid that you will be under too much pressure, and the papers you have written will not be sent there! Are you embarrassed to say it's okay?
Why don't you make a louder noise, recruit all the professors next to you, and let everyone see what our uncompetitive student looks like, so as not to meet in the future, I don't know who is so embarrassed! β
Zhang Chunlei said with a sneer.
Wang Yu was stunned, blinked, and hurriedly lowered his voice and responded aggrievedly: "Dao'er, the pressure is really great." But I really didn't blame Director Qiao for being too good. I just said at the group meeting whether Director Qiao is too demanding of us. And it's not just me, everyone can't finish their homework. β
Zhang Chunlei, who was originally angry, glanced at Wang Yu, who was cautious, and thought that this child used to be an arrogant master, but now he was humbled like this, and his anger finally disappeared. He asked in a muffled voice, "Everyone's homework can't be completed?" β
Wang Yu hurriedly nodded frantically and replied, "Really, Dao'er, don't believe me, I'll show you our WeChat chat history." β
"No need!" Zhang Chunlei shook his head and frowned: "You don't know how to work overtime?" Go to bed late at night, don't rest on weekends, and make time for it! β
"No, that's what we are. During the day, when I worked on a project with the teachers at the graduate school, I always asked them for advice when I had the opportunity. I didn't sleep before 11 o'clock every night. As for weekends...... I'll tell you the truth, there are really no weekends in the office! Qiao Dao never rests on weekends, why are we embarrassed to rest? β
The words were filled with tears.
Really, when it comes to sadness, Wang Yu's eyes are really red.
No way, it's too aggrieved.
They all worked so hard, and there were even rumors that they caused Director Qiao not to publish papers, is this sin that his immature little shoulders can carry it?
In the end, he said loudly: "Dao'er, who spread this rumor!" I'm going to confront him face to face! β
Zhang Chunlei pursed his lips and said, "Face to face? Are you sure? β
"Definitely! Even if Dean Xu says this, I have to make it clear to him. Wang Yu said aggrievedly.
didn't mention Li Jiangao.
Because Wang Yu knew that Professor Li was a really good person, he would definitely not say such things.
"Oh, this really has nothing to do with you Dean Xu, it was Professor Edward Witten." Zhang Chunlei said calmly.
"Then I'm going to ...... Uh, who? β
"Professor Edward Witten, who did you go to the lecture in the afternoon and forgot? In fact, it's pretty good to think about it, this can be regarded as a famous name in history, and top foreign scholars know about you. Zhang Chunlei glanced at the stunned Wang Yu and teased.
confirmed that his former proud protΓ©gΓ© was still working hard, and he didn't get carried away, and Zhang Chun's thunder was almost gone.
I also probably realized what the problem was.
Zhang Chunlei very much suspected that when Qiao Ze took these doctoral students, he used his own ability as a benchmark and then discounted them to ask these students.
There's nothing wrong with that.
The key is that Qiao Ze probably never had an accurate estimate of his ability, plus he has no experience with students, and he is young......
Thinking about it this way, it is actually relieved.
When he first met Joze, he felt that incomparable shock, let alone his students.
"It's not...... Then even Professor Witten can't tarnish people's innocence out of thin air, right? If this gets out, how will we see people? Wang Yu said with a sad face.
Zhang Chunlei shook his head and analyzed seriously: "It's definitely not Professor Witten who wants to slander you, I guess it's because Professor Qiao is worried that you can't meet his requirements, and I don't know who to listen to, it's because he's too good as a tutor and puts too much pressure on you, so he simply postpones publishing the paper."
However, Professor Witten was moved by the paper again, and felt that it would be a great loss to the academic community if the paper was not published, and it was difficult for him to persuade Professor Qiao. Or maybe he persuaded him, but Professor Qiao didn't listen to him, so he simply let out the rumors of this matter, and let us find a way to change your mind Director Qiao. β
I have to say that the logical reasoning ability of mathematics is too strong.
Zhang Chunlei said a few words, and then went through what happened recently.
But then again, everything is traceable.
For example, Edward Witten's admiration for Josser's paper at the report meeting today......
The only information he didn't know was probably that JosΓ© first contacted Lott Dugan after feeling that his students were not good at teaching, and then was mercilessly ridiculed......
But this is still unacceptable to Wang Yu.
"Is that so? Then we ......"
"You guys? Of course you're Professor Joe's stupid students. β
Wang Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth, looking at his former mentor with a sad face, not wanting to live anymore.
Zhang Chunlei didn't expect this kind of scene in the end, he originally wanted to call Wang Yu to give a lecture, but in the end, he wanted to appease this kid's emotions.
"Alright, put away your emotions. What did I tell you? We are engaged in academics, and it is right to be ashamed and courageous. Besides, if my analysis is correct, it means that Qiao Ze attaches great importance to a few of you, so you can steal the fun! β
Wang Yu said with a bitter face: "This ...... To be honest, Professor Qiao is actually pretty good to us. He didn't go to meetings when others approached him, but the weekly morning meeting was never canceled. Our various subsidies and living conditions are also the best among doctoral students, but Director Qiao's requirements are indeed too high, and he is overwhelmed by that high. β
Zhang Chunlei nodded and said, "Okay, I know." The day after tomorrow, Professor Li will definitely go. I'll find an opportunity to talk to him about it. You should just study hard when you go back. In addition, don't blame Director Qiao for being too strict with you, you should also know that you have reached the doctoral stage, how rare it is to have a high-level mentor who is willing to guide you. β
"I get it! Rest assured, I won't let up. Besides, when I was studying for a doctorate here, everyone encouraged each other, and no one would give up on themselves. β
"That's fine. Come on, you should go back early and finish your homework. Zhang Chunlei waved his hand.
"Oh, then I'm leaving."
"Hmm."
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Well, Wang Yu is not the only one who has the same experience.
Qiao Ze's suggestion to Li Jiangao was to recruit students according to their relationship, and the day after tomorrow was Li Jiangao's wedding day, so this time the old friends came very well.
Zhang Chunlei heard the news, and the others naturally knew about it.
So they all called their former students to ask about the situation.
When Wang Yu returned to the dormitory, the five people also automatically gathered together through the WeChat group.
"! I can't live this time! β
"Who's to say it isn't?"
"Why don't we talk to Director Qiao, you really don't need to pay so much attention to us, right?"
"Yes, let Director Qiao send the paper quickly! There is no pressure to send papers, but there is a lot of pressure to press papers! β