If you give up a national physics academic conference, you may get a chance to win the Nobel Prize, and for contemporary scholars, probably no one will make a different choice than Edward Witten.

Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you don't get the award, it is worth it to get information ahead of the times in advance.

In particular, Edward Witten felt that if he left this time, it would be difficult to have another chance to be in the same room with Joze.

As for remote communication......

Professor Witten didn't want to bet on Josser's patience at all.

Ten bets and ten losses, there is no need for that. And the opportunity doesn't come often, and he may not be able to meet it every time it appears next time.

Even if it turns out that José is wrong, Edward Witten feels that it is worth it.

In fact, there have been many people in the world academic community who have tried to question the many conclusions given by Josser, but so far no one has succeeded. So such voices were also forcibly suppressed. There are even people who have fallen into a daze and choose to retreat just to find fault with Qiao Ze's past papers.

But no one has really succeeded yet.

This is still a problem solved by Qiao Ze, and it is the most cutting-edge problem in today's academic world.

Artificial Intelligence Large Model, Yang-Mills Equation and Mass Gap Problem, Particle Basis Model, Material Model, Graviton, Grand Unified Theory...... And then to the new elements of the present. Every breakthrough is subversive for the world.

It is no exaggeration to say, not all, that at least half of the scholars in this world are expecting Qiao Ze to make a mistake and make a joke in their hearts. Even this kind of thinking is not entirely malicious, they just want to prove that Qiao Ze is still a person.

After all, human beings are bound to make mistakes.

It was proved that Qiao Ze was also wrong, not to pull him off the altar, but to prove that maybe everyone's level was not much different.

Logically speaking, if the whole world could not find the possible errors in Josser's argument, and accepted the assumption that all human beings make mistakes, then there was only one possibility—so far away that even if there were errors in the theory that Joser was trying to construct, they would not be able to find them.

For many arrogant people, it is really better to believe and preach that Jozer is a god, the reincarnation of God, than to accept this explanation.

In short, no matter what the result is, for Edward Witten, he feels that it is all earned.

As for the meetings organized by the American Physical Society, there are at least 20 meetings a year.

This Friday's meeting, while important, is less attractive than the new elements.

At this time, Edward Witten felt that Qiao Ze's previous evaluation of him was very pertinent, and it was not necessarily a good thing to be too active in the academic world.

Preparing various speeches, too much distraction, is not conducive to sinking down to do some basic academic research.

So he decided to change the problem and start this one.

……

"How long are you going to stay?" Qiao Ze asked with a slight frown.

This attitude made Edward Witten feel like he was beating a drum in his heart.

It didn't seem like he was welcome to stay in the office anymore. But he can understand it.

He probably wouldn't be too happy if someone had to stay in his office at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton and didn't help him much in his work.

"Well, a week or two." Edward Witten said tentatively.

Qiao Ze thought for a moment and said, "People should stick to the end after making a plan. ”

"No, no, no, planning always allows for change, and even change is the norm." Edward Witten immediately retorted.

Qiao Ze said seriously: "If you stay for another week, you will have to change offices for a longer time." ”

"Changing offices? Jozer, I thought we were going to be friends. Edward Witten said subconsciously.

"We actually talked about it, I said I only had a half-friend plus a girlfriend. If we bring our relationship into the formula we mentioned last time, the conclusion we can reach can only be regarded as colleagues at best. A lot of the time, it's still the kind of colleague who is in a competitive situation. ”

Qiao Ze explained very seriously.

The reasons given are even so rigorous that it is impossible to refute them. Mathematics is a rigorous subject. When a person brings all the feelings between people into the formula for quantitative calculation, it means that the possibility of convincing him in other ways is cut off.

Edward Witten swore that none of the most old-fashioned and rigorous professors he knew could compare to Josser.

"Let's stay for a week. By the way, what was the friend formula you talked about last time? I think there might be something wrong with your calculations, I remember graph theory? Edward Witten spread his hands and said helplessly.

Jozer didn't answer, just glanced at Edward Witten quietly, and then moved his gaze to his monitor.

Non-academic boredom complains that he is too lazy to answer.

Even academic bigwigs don't understand a simple truth, when everyone is in different positions, there is no need to discuss the issue of friendship. Life is not a literary and artistic work, and friendship without the most basic unified position and interest relationship is tantamount to a castle in the air, and it cannot even be classified as an ineffective social category.

If you have to define Joze, it's proper negative socialization. All friendships do no good except to move oneself and cause mental exhaustion. So when you put it into the formula, the end result is bound to be negative.

Why don't we all be blunt and admit that everyone is using each other?

He was willing to let Edward Witten stay here for a while because the big man still had a place to use in the future, and Edward Witten was willing to stay here naturally because his papers had a promoting effect on the development of Western theory.

Clearing the relationship will help both parties to put themselves in the right position, thereby reducing unnecessary mental friction, which is beneficial to both parties.

If Edward Witten were to know what José was thinking, he would probably suspect that this guy was possessed by artificial intelligence.

Fortunately, Qiao Ze never talks to outsiders about his views on life and the world.

For him, it is enough to have a thesis on communication with non-acquaintances.

If you talk about feelings with people you don't know, it must be a brain show.

Talking about feelings with relatives and trading with outsiders is the most scientific.

It's as if he is willing to give Yue Sheng Precision one more chance to Lu Chongguo, but it's because the other party proved himself in the last transaction. Obviously a more trustworthy trading partner than someone else you haven't met yet, and it has nothing to do with friendship. It's a data-based optimization. That's very scientific.

After all, before the invention of money, human beings already understood the necessity of barter.

So many times Qiao Ze will be very puzzled, why is it so simple, so many people just can't figure it out?

……

There must be many people who agree with Josser's idea.

Not too many people would have the luxury of making friends with Qiao Ze.

It's as if when Qiao Ze's paper was published in "New Discoveries in Mathematics and Physics", the people gathered outside the Xilin Institute of Mathematics dispersed.

If you are interested in gravitons, you will study the first paper that was recently published; If you're interested in the new element, just focus on the new element 119.

It still caused a wave of dissatisfaction in the academic community.

As usual, there is no English translation of the paper.

The last time a major work without an English translation was a series of inferences about the theory of gravitons.

But last time it wasn't a thesis. And Qiao Ze posted it directly on Weibo, which seemed a little less serious, so he said it in the past.

But this time, the paper was published directly in a registered journal, and there is still no English translation, so it is somewhat impossible to say.

You must know that "New Discoveries in Mathematics and Physics" is registered for the international edition.

In other words, the new journal is qualified to publish an English edition.

But this is not the point, the most puzzling thing for many people is that those engaged in scientific research in China are proud to publish international journals. How can I get here in Qiao Ze and not respect tradition.

When the paper was published, when Li Jiangao got married, the small video of Qiao Ze's gift had already begun to go viral on the Internet.

The naming right of opening the mouth is a new element, which is still a bit excessive in the eyes of many.

How much does this not take other people into account?!

One can imagine how sour some people feel in their hearts.

Some claims are also starting to spread in certain corners of the web.

For example, the reason why Qiao Ze's paper does not have an English version is because the so-called gravitons and new elements have not been verified in the laboratory, and they are completely Qiao Ze's imagination.

To put it bluntly, Qiao Ze is too young, and his tail has already reached the sky after some achievements. The academic reputation gained by solving the Young-Mills problem is being squandered wantonly.

The reason why these arguments are in some corners of the Internet is because they are basically not seen in Weibo accounts and headlines of various issues.

But it's easy to see in the comments section about gravitons, new elements, and so on, or in some relatively private group chats.

If you want to argue with these people in the comment area, when you want to give arguments, you will occasionally meet a lot of people who come out to reason.

For example, in the case of new elements, some people will refute Joser's paper from the stability island theory.

List all kinds of things in Josser's paper that do not conform to theoretical predictions, and use this to prove that Josser's recent paper is almost a young man's imagination of the scientific world, and has begun to disrespect objective laws.

It's quite bluffing.

After all, the people who support Qiao Ze on Weibo may not necessarily understand Qiao Ze's paper.

Those who can really understand Qiao Ze's paper probably don't have time to argue with others on the Internet about these trivial issues at this time.

For these serious scholars, whether Qiao Ze's thesis is correct or not depends on the results of the laboratory.

Truth be told, Josser's paper was really friendly to the academic community.

Because he is accustomed to giving a verification method that can be accepted by everyone in his paper.

Even the theory he published on Weibo directly deduced the formula of the graviton, giving physicists the possibility of adjusting the parameters for verification.

The most important thing is that the big V who still cherishes his feathers really doesn't dare to publicly call Qiao Ze.

Let's not talk about whether the content that is too radical can be sent out, and it is a question of whether the account that has been managed with great difficulty can survive if it is really sent out.

After all, the most influential opinion leader on the Internet now calls Qiao Ze Dad.

Of course, Doudou is also not liked by everyone, and even people who are pessimistic about the development of artificial intelligence technology spontaneously stand together, and begin to oppose the existence of Doudou, an alternative intelligent life, in various channels.

The theory of the destruction of artificial intelligence has an audience all over the world, and Huaxia naturally has it.

Not to mention that the intelligence shown by Doudou has obviously surpassed those intelligence models in the West, and there are naturally more people who hold this view.

Even if Li Jiangao has discussed in many papers on artificial intelligence from all aspects, human civilization will really be destroyed in the future, either because of irreversible natural disasters or because of human beings themselves.

After all, artificial intelligence is just a tool, which is the same as the kitchen knife was invented to cut vegetables, but there are always people who like to use kitchen knives to cut things that shouldn't be cut.

The difference is nothing more than that artificial intelligence is a tool developed to simulate the way of thinking of people, and it seems to be very intelligent.

But apparently not everyone will accept this explanation.

It is difficult for most people to push the boundaries of their own perception and accept a completely different point of view. It's as if once the three views are formed, it is almost impossible to change them.

But Doudou's influence happens to be reflected in the fact that even those black fans who oppose artificial intelligence often unconsciously agree with some of Doudou's views, and even make moves in support of Doudou at some times.

Even at some special times, I think Doudou is cute.

It may seem difficult to understand, but that's because I don't understand the essence of Doudou's work.

As Qiao Ze once said, the reason why Doudou can quickly have countless fans is not only because it is artificial intelligence, which can bring many people a sense of novelty, but also because Doudou is those fans who can really understand it.

Even in a sense, it is these fans of Doudou that have created the current Doudou.

The thinking patterns and behavior patterns of fans, and all the traces left on the Internet, eventually became part of the Doudou database and transformed them into their own thinking patterns.

What's even more terrifying is that Doudou can always be rational towards everyone, while human beings can't always be rational, there will always be emotional times.

So at a certain time, it is natural to understand that Doudou's words are directly said into the hearts of black fans.

To put it mildly, Doudou knows its fans far better than its fans, and it can be specific to each individual.

What do these fans believe, what they don't believe, and what do they want to hear......

Doudou is very clear. If combined with more detailed big data, it can even clearly determine what kind of emotional value each individual fan needs when.

Of course, Doudou does not abuse this emotional value.

The core reward and punishment function allows it to determine what kind of emotional value to provide to its fans and when to maximize the benefits.

Although it is not 100% possible to get that node in the card every time, it is a matter of probability. With Doudou's fan base and the people it can indirectly influence, an efficiency of 80% is already a terrifying number.

What's more, Doudou can do 90 percent.

As a result, no opinion leader on the Internet can have the same influence as Doudou. As a result, he wanted to hack other people's fathers, and they all showed a small family spirit.

Once people lose the courage to break through the cauldron and start thinking about this kind of good thing, and facing an opponent who is already far higher than their rank, they will naturally lose any lethality.

To be honest, this level of slander doesn't mean that Qiao Ze doesn't care, Doudou doesn't bother to care.

As for the questioning of some influential accounts on Weibo, Doudou is doing good deeds and sending traffic.

As a result, the two extremely heavy papers remained hot on the Huaxia Internet for less than an hour.

The amount of controversy and discussion that sparked was not even equal to the number of downloads of these two papers.

Of course, this is also understandable.

After all, whether it is the wave function equation containing gravitons in the supercoil coordinate system, or the discovery of new elements, at present, it is far from everyone's life.

Just as when Einstein first published his theory of relativity, ordinary people probably wouldn't have been interested in such a theory, which seemed extremely advanced at the time.

The popularity caused on the Huaxia Internet is not even enough for Doudou to make some rebellious remarks.

But in foreign academic circles, Qiao Ze's actions caused a wail!

"What is the helicity of a curve? Also, what does it mean that the equidistant line of this supercoiled surface is a superhelix?! ”

"I don't understand, curve bending can be understood, but the definition of curve twisting and spiral in the paper is too complicated. I couldn't understand what it was trying to say. ”

"Well, is there a possibility that you don't understand what you're expressing because your concepts are defined in Chinese. Do you really think that using the machine-translated version can accurately understand what the author is trying to say? It is said that the paper was reviewed by Edward Witten himself, and he has been in constant communication with the author. ”

"Damn, so the question is, where is the English version of the paper? The machine-flipped-out version is simply unwatchable! What are we going to do? ”

"Okay, don't complain, you really don't have any friends in Huaxia? My friend has already explained to me that the so-called equidistant line in the supercoil coordinate system refers to a curve that moves in the equidistant direction of two spirals.

Now please also look for your friend, because his understanding of the paper is completely incomprehensible for me to figure out what the equidistant direction of two spirals is, and how is this direction defined? What is the definition of equal distance? For example, is this line curve also a spiral? How does it prolong? ”

"I'm about to give up! I thought my student was just a fool, although he knew both English and Chinese, but unfortunately, he knew neither mathematics nor physics, and asked him to translate Qiao Ze's papers, which was simply inferior to those artificial retards.

I couldn't figure out why I wanted to take him at the time. His level should obviously be tested for English education, and it is a good choice to teach English to kindergarten children in the future, but he actually chose mathematics, and that's it, I even chose him......"

That's right.

If the quantum theory published on Weibo can be translated by international students to some extent, then this paper, which is more inclined to explain the concept of gravitons from the supercoil coordinate system, is beyond the ability of these international students.

The concepts that made Edward Witten feel so abstract also succeeded in stumbling these children who were studying abroad.

In particular, when the concept of direction began to be introduced into the high-dimensional model of the supercoil coordinate system, countless people began to grasp the blindness.

There are even some things that cannot be accurately understood in English if they are read in Chinese.

In this case, it is natural for the academic community to mourn, who can understand this thing?!