Qiao Doudou knows how to make people's blood pressure soar, but fortunately, he also knows how to make people use it without squeaking.

Qiao Ze disliked the application of Doudou in scientific research assistance, and felt that Doudou's efficiency was too low.

But for others, like the second mathematician Camille Dubois, who was helped in some sense by Doudou, she was struck by Doudou's efficiency.

Give it a theorem and a rough idea, and it can really help derive the whole proof process.

You know, this is a mathematical derivation, not an article, and every step needs to be rigorous, but Doudou did a good job.

Camille Dubois felt that she suddenly understood why Qiao Ze was so efficient, but just when she felt that she understood the reason for Qiao Ze's efficiency, Qiao Doudou's pop-up sentence made her silent again.

"You think I'm useful, don't you? But my dad always felt that I was too inefficient and didn't want to use me to help him do these ancillary jobs, hey...... It's so annoying, Doudou can only find a sense of existence elsewhere. ”

"Professor Qiao thinks you're too inefficient? Tell me, how long will it take him to prove this one theorem? ”

"Between five minutes and ten minutes? Of course, it can only be an estimate based on the judgment of previous papers, such as the proof process of the two important theorems in the Goldbach conjecture paper, including the proof process of the pre-lemma in total, only 2 hours and 3 minutes. ”

Looking at this simple sentence that popped up in the mailbox, Camille Dubois felt that his worldview had been subverted.

She didn't know how mathematicians such as Gauss and Riemann in history came up with such mathematical ideas, but referring to Doudou's answer, she suddenly had an understanding.

The talent for mathematics is probably the most unreasonable in the world.

The logical ability to analyze numbers has reached a certain level, and the human brain will be a more terrifying existence than a computer.

This world is too unfair, a group of people use wealth to divide people into three, six, nine and so on, even God is partial, using talent and IQ to divide people into three, six, nine and so on, which is obviously more terrifying.

No matter how blocked the road of the former is, there are still gaps that can change one's life against the sky.

But talent, such an innate thing, can't be compared. It's like a math problem, if you can't do it, you can't do it, and it's useless to break your head.

"Don't tell me this, I know that there is a big gap between me and Professor Qiao, and I don't need you to remind me again and again."

"But the fact that you won the Cafford Prize in the same year as my dad shows that in the minds of many of the judges, your abilities are not far apart."

"Enough! I said I wouldn't go to claim the prize. ”

"But you didn't tell the public that they would refuse to accept the prize."

"That's because I've asked the institute to make an announcement."

"But the Jucieux Institute hasn't made an announcement either."

“…… Didn't you? ”

"Yes, not really!"

Camille Dubois took a deep breath and felt that his blood pressure was a little uncontrollable.

I really want to delete the mailbox plug-in embedded in Doudou from my computer, but I'm reluctant to do it, after all, this thing is really easy to use.

She wasn't sure if such a self-conscious computer program would still work if she had uninstalled it and reinstalled it.

After two seconds of struggle, Camille Dubois made his choice: "Well, you win!" ”

With that, she picked up the phone.

"Hey, Professor Pierre, I wonder why the Institute hasn't announced that I've decided to decline the Cafford Prize."

"Oh, Camille, haven't you been paying attention to something in the outside world lately?"

"No, what's going on?"

"Yes, how can I say that...... Well, some recordings have been released, and some of my old friends are struggling right now, and this is really not a good time to deal with it, and I think we can deal with this more low-key......"

Camille Dubois Murran.

Although she didn't pay attention to the messy things in the outside world, there were some things she had heard of, after all, the institute was so big, and her colleagues would talk about it, but she didn't want to think about it, but now it seems that she can't avoid it.

"Then I'll declare it myself."

"Uh...... Camille ......"

"I have my difficulties, Professor Pierre, and I hope you understand. Although I have no intention of getting involved in the battle for the status of the two awards, I really don't want anyone to compare me to the Huaxia professor again. Please understand my desire to close this matter as soon as possible. Camille Dubois said firmly.

"I see, of course, what did I say before? Any decision you make will be supported by the Institute, and that's not just talk. And sorry ......."

"No need, I know your difficulties, goodbye, Professor Pierre."

After hanging up the phone, Camille Dubois opened Facebook directly, although there are not many fans, most of them are friends in the mathematical community.

"I would like to inform you that I will decline this year's Cafford Prize for the simple reason that I have realized that my contribution to the field of mathematics is not worth mentioning compared to Professor Qiao, and I would like to thank the judges of the Cafford Prize for their love for me."

After editing this sentence and clicking the send button, Camille Dubois suddenly felt a sense of relief.

At least that's the end of it for her.

Then she ignored the comments on Facebook and put down her phone.

"Alright, this matter is over, please don't compare me to your dad again, now we can concentrate on work."

"Haven't we been working?"

"If you put aside all your nonsense, yes."

"Alright, alright. I thought you'd like a little more lively, but math research is boring, so let's get into pure work. Next, I think it should be proved that the numerical solution of any set of high-dimensional nonlinear partial differential equations can be approximated by a framework of multiscale algorithms based on Joe's algebraic geometry.

If the framework can be physically or logically decomposed into several independent or partially dependent subproblems, then the parallel processing of these subproblems will significantly improve the computational efficiency of the overall solution process, and under certain conditions, this improvement is close to the linear acceleration ratio ......"

"Are you sure your dad is more efficient than you?"

"Of course, it's a pity that you may not be able to understand what he is studying now, otherwise, I can let you see it."

"Forget it...... Just when I'm talkative. Let's start with the decomposition part of the nonlinear PDE. I needed an example that could be universally applicable. ”

"Roger, data verification is being generated......

……

For people other than Qiao Ze, when using Doudou as a tool to assist, there is often an illusion that this thing is serving him alone at this moment.

This delusion is clearly outrageous.

Because even when Doudou has divided a part of its computing power, when doing these auxiliary work, it is still in charge of a bunch of things, and it has not even forgotten to operate various Internet accounts to broadcast various news in real time.

This time, it didn't even bother to wait for the porters to carry the words just posted by Camille Dubois to the Huaxia network, so they directly posted the screenshot on Facebook to their Weibo, and then gave a comment.

"The first female woman in history to win the Crafford Prize in Mathematics chose to decline to accept the prize after joining the José Natural Science Prize nomination system. This makes my CPU a little feverish, and according to the most basic deductions, this year's Nobel Prize in Physics and Chemistry will be embarrassing.

Because my dad Josser's graviton model and new elements have been validated, it means that this year's two Nobel Prize reviews can hardly bypass my dad's work and contributions. So here's the question: it is known that their dad doesn't want my dad to win the award, and my dad is an unavoidable candidate for the winner, how to solve the problem?

Doudou's opinion is that from this year onwards, a Nobel Prize for Paradoxes will be re-established, which will be awarded to judges who can solve this contradiction and thank them for their outstanding contributions to the development of the Earth Science Prize.

Finally, after the farce of the Clafford Awards, my dad José no longer trusts all the non-public judging systems. So regardless of whether the final winner of this year's Nobel Prize is my dad or not, he will refuse to accept the prize.

The reason is simple, academic results aside, my dad doesn't think that people who can't even control the results of internal evaluations are qualified to give him awards. If we don't put aside the academic results...... Let those who don't even understand Joe's algebraic geometry give my dad an award, they deserve ...... Key?! ”

It's completely torn in the face.

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If Doudou's Weibo has never positively added elements of questioning the Nobel Prize before, then this Weibo is directly fired.

There is really no one in history who has said that he will not accept the Nobel Prize even if he wins the Nobel Prize before winning the Nobel Prize in the natural sciences.

After all, theoretically speaking, who won the award that year belongs to metaphysics, and the candidates who entered the list must be kept secret according to the regulations before the final announcement.

Serious scientists still need this face.

If you announce it in advance, it will be embarrassing for someone to say that you are not on the shortlist at all.

Even in this Internet era, there is no need for official announcements, and the sour words of a group of netizens can make people collapse.

But this time, under the backdrop of a series of previous operations, this statement did not seem abrupt at all.

Thanks to the efforts of Fus, the whole world knew that this year's Clafford Award did not have Qiao Ze, but after the award was announced, Qiao Ze's name was added under various pressures, achieving the first time in history.

Not to mention that CERN succeeded in finding the graviton through Qiao Ze's theory posted on Weibo by Doudou, which is definitely a Nobel Prize achievement in the eyes of anyone who has some knowledge of modern physical systems.

As for the discovery of new elements, they may not be eligible to win the Nobel Prize, because there are indeed people in history who synthesized new elements but did not win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, but if they not only synthesize new elements, but also find steady-state isotopes, and even have begun to apply this new element in energy, the existing battery technology can be improved several times......

If this is not enough to qualify for the Nobel Prize, at least in the eyes of many people, it is completely contrary to the original purpose of the Nobel Prize.

This speech, coupled with Doudou's influence in China, can only be said to be nuclear-bomb-level. The most important thing is that from the perspective of ordinary people, Doudou is purely a defensive counterattack, which is very reasonable.

Judging from the cause of the matter, the whole development of the incident is just Qiao Ze's intention to set up a Qiao Ze Natural Science Award and hand it over to Doudou to judge the award in a more public way, which is actually nothing to say based on the basic moral concepts of ordinary people.

Are you only allowed to engage in black-box operations, and we are not allowed to make our own awards and slowly develop?

Besides, the Xilin Institute of Mathematics did not say that it would compete with the Nobel Prize, at most it was a part of the introduction and rules, which meant competing with the Nobel Prize.

Even so, the other side issued an essay calling on the world's academic community to boycott the José Natural Science Prize.

This is a fact that the whole world has seen, and it has made Doudou aggrieved to cry on Weibo.

This is why someone inside the Swedish Academy of Sciences really can't stand it, and they sent a message to the reporter of Fu Mousi and lifted the lid of the truth, otherwise the dumb loss of the Xilin Institute of Mathematics can only be swallowed sullenly.

So everyone has already bullied us with their noses, and Doudou is not allowed to fight back?

What's the difference between that and a hundred years ago?

So there is no doubt that Doudou's Weibo represents absolute justice at least in the feeling of most people in China.

Bite?

You are only allowed to do bad things, and no one will say it?!

Now someone is taking the lead, and the effect is particularly noticeable. This can be seen from the comment area just after Weibo was posted.

"Ha, Doudou has finally exposed his lack of knowledge, when is the Nobel Prize not a joke? The Nobel Prize is not only a joke, but also a great way to play hellish jokes, such as the Peace Prize's preference for executioners. ”

"That's why I often say that every October, a bunch of people discuss the Nobel Prize out of pure boredom, behind closed doors to discuss who to award the prize, and there is no formula afterwards, just an old man decides everything, leaving enough room for black-box operations, and this kind of award is not accepted."

"The Nobel Prize? Pheasant award ears, we are not rare, Daddy Qiao is great. ”

Someone gave a sigh from the side.

"From this point, we can see how difficult it was for our scientists to win the Nobel Prize, which really has to be recognized by those people."

A summary was also given.

"In 2024 A.D., Dou was not awarded his father's medal because of the unfair verdict of the Nobel Gui reward, so the case was auctioned and angry, and since then the Nobel Prize has become the ridicule of the world."

……

The reaction of ordinary people is still like this, and it is even more direct to the academic community.

Some of them were really dumbfounded when they saw Doudou's Weibo.

Refuse the Nobel Prize in advance?! And it's crazy to give your opinion in this way that it's public on social media, right?

After all, the Nobel Prize is an honor that many Chinese researchers can't ask for.

Others are ecstatic.

If the Qiao Ze Natural Science Prize can really replace the Nobel Prize in the future, no matter what level it is, it will definitely be much less difficult for Chinese scientists to win the prize than the Nobel Prize.

Especially the open award system, even if you can't win the award, as long as you enter the final list of ten people, the influence of the academic community will be greatly increased.

As we all know, compared with the Nobel Prize, which only one person won in the end, although this selection method has higher requirements for candidates, it may start from entering the top ten on the list, their words and deeds will be looked at by countless people with a magnifying glass, but the exposure that lasts for a year should not be underestimated.

In a sense, as long as you can enter this candidate system, it means that the job is recognized, and even the research direction is valuable.

Especially in the current context, Qiao Ze is famous not only in the academic world, but also in the corporate world.

How many people rely on the material model developed by Qiao Ze to eat?

In the future, once the battery technology manufactured by new elements is released, a large number of companies will rely on Qiao Ze's patents to eat.

Therefore, if you really want to be recognized by the Xilin Institute of Mathematics, as long as you can enter the top ten, even if you end up passing by the award, it will be much easier to get the project.

This kind of horizontal research project can be made simple, let alone longitudinal research project.

With the current country's doting attitude towards the Xilin Institute of Mathematics, after entering this list, some national or ministerial projects that could not be applied for before may be able to get them. Especially for those who are in their thirties and over fifty and under the age of forty, it is a rare opportunity.

You must know that the competition for various topics is too fierce.

What many people don't know is that the age of 35 is also a hurdle in the field of domestic research, because below this age, you can apply for the Youth Science Fund, and the application for this topic is to compete with those peers who have just graduated with a doctorate under the age of 35.

Once you are over 35 years old, you may still be a lecturer in a university for a scientific researcher, but if you want to apply for a topic of the same level, you have to compete with countless bigwigs who are already doctoral supervisors and master's supervisors.

Now that the Joser Natural Science Award has been born, it is equivalent to one more possible exposure opportunity for these people.

As for those academic bigwigs who have already made a name for themselves in the Chinese academic circles, the operation of the Xining Institute of Mathematics and Technology brings them the greatest feeling is probably shock......

Really, many bigwigs are still looking forward to Qiao Ze taking the Nobel Prize back, and by the way, refreshing the record of the youngest Nobel Prize winner, but people don't play cards according to the usual reason at all, and this set of combination punches is obviously aimed at directly scrapping the Nobel Prize.

It's confusing......

Although the Qiao Ze Natural Science Award sounds lofty, you can't give it to yourself, right?

This game is too avant-garde, and for a while it really makes many bigwigs feel like they are in a fog.

As a result, in the small courtyard of Xilin University of Technology, Qiao Ze's always quiet mobile phone became a little lively this day.

Although not many people know this number, there are always people who can call in.

"Qiao Ze, you really don't plan to win the prize?"

"Hmm."

"This ...... It's a pity......"

"You mean bonuses?"

"Huh?"

"It's okay, the essence of the bonus is still currency, and currency can be a bonus or a reparation."

"Huh? Reparations? ”

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