004, outrageous! He even took the initiative to call the police!
Dongjiang City, Futian District.
Xu Yi led Su Yiyi to walk on the street openly, and when he encountered a conspicuous camera, Xu Yi would deliberately stay for two seconds and smile.
This is a provocation and a distraction.
The two soon came to a community outside the security guard and dodged in. At this time, it was work time, and there were only some elderly people in the community, leading their grandchildren and granddaughters for a walk.
Su Yiyi was puzzled, and asked in a low voice:
"Brother Xu, what are we doing here?"
Xu Yi: "Burlary. ”
Su Yiyi: ???
Listen to what you're talking about, burglary! That's illegal, you're a star, even if it's on the show...... Wait, the show?
That's right!
We are now recording the online variety of "Full-time Actor", and they are all called by this name, and it is really unreasonable not to commit some crimes.
"Good! So what are we going to steal? ”
Su Yiyi rubbed her little hands with an excited expression.
Seeing this, Xu Yi couldn't help but remind: "Yiyi, you look normal." We're burglary, not burglars. ”
"As for stealing, improvisation."
Turning in from the unit building, Xu Yi deliberately did not enter the elevator, but took the stairs instead. When he reached the second floor, he found a random house, knocked on the door, and deliberately shouted:
"Fix the water pipes!"
"Is anyone home?"
For a long time, no one answered.
Xu Yi then took out the thin wire brought out of the hundred lock house and gently inserted it into the keyhole of the door. Three seconds later, I heard a click, and the door of the bronze and wooden room babbled open.
Xu Yi was just about to step in, but was stopped by Su Yiyi.
"Brother Xu, if we go in like this, we will leave footprints, right?"
Xu Yi disagreed: "That's better." ”
With that, he turned around and entered the door.
This is an ordinary family, it can be seen from the decoration, the fabric sofa is a little old, the 50-inch TV is very eye-catching, and the living room, in addition to the TV, only the vertical air conditioner is worth it.
Su Yiyi was in a trance for a while:
These two valuable things are not easy to take away!
"Brother Xu, do you want to go into the room and have a look."
"Generally, things like safes are placed in the study or master bedroom. Depending on your skills, it will only take a few seconds to open the safe. ”
Xu Yi didn't speak, but deliberately started throwing things.
While throwing it, he said to Su Yiyi:
"You go and throw all the things on the coffee table on the floor, and open all the drawers on the TV cabinet."
"Don't ask why."
The two of them moved very fast, and in less than a minute, they made the originally neat living room as if a dozen Erha had just had a meeting here, messy and messy.
After doing all this, Xu Yi turned around and went into the kitchen.
Then he took out a rice cooker and shouted to Xu Yiyi: "Let's go, the door doesn't need to be closed, remember the house number, go downstairs, you ask the security guard to borrow a phone to call the police." ”
Su Yiyi swallowed her saliva: ??
She didn't turn a corner for a while.
What kind of high-end operation is this?
Aren't we playing fugitives, how can we still call the police? Isn't this self-defeating?
And, why hug a rice cooker and walk away?
Su Yiyi has too many doubts.
However, Xu Yi's pace was very fast, and before she could ask the doubts in her heart, the two of them had already walked to the security office.
When the security guard saw Xu Yi holding a rice cooker, he subconsciously felt that this was the owner. At this time, Su Yiyi wanted to borrow a phone again, it was simply a natural and natural thing.
After getting the phone, Su Yiyi was still a little confused:
"Brother Xu, what should I say when I call the police?"
"Tell me the truth." Xu Yi squinted his eyes and said: "Let's just say that the door was pried open, and the mess in the house must have been burglarized, and I haven't found anything missing so far, but there is a rice cooker missing." ”
Su Yiyi: "Oh. ”
According to Xu Yi's instructions, she quickly finished the call to the police and reported the address.
After returning the phone, Su Yiyi caught up with Xu Yi:
"Brother Xu, won't we be exposed?"
"It doesn't matter."
Xu Yi seemed to be very calm: "The police will be dispatched to the police, and it will take ten minutes at the earliest." Moreover, this time the police should not be the person from the arrest team. ”
"To get the attention of the arrest team, we're going to have to burglary something."
Su Yiyi was shocked: "Still coming?" ”
The point is, you burglary doesn't steal anything valuable, this kind of behavior is not cost-effective!
This is called into Baoshan, and he returned empty-handed.
The things were not stolen, but the whereabouts were exposed.
Xu Yi's mysterious operation directly shocked the netizens who were watching the live broadcast of the show, dividing troops is already a taboo for soldiers, and this pasty star player actually took the initiative to call the police?
This is not a pure old birthday star who buys pizza on the street...... Wrong, go to the street to buy arsenic, are you tired of it?
[Family! Let's just say, this wave of operations is outrageous, right? 】
[What is this trying to do, lure the snake out of the hole? 】
[It shouldn't be, there is still an hour and ten minutes before the arrest team is dispatched, according to the rules of the program, during this period, there will be a fall out outside, and the arrest team will not move. 】
[I think it might be a distraction.] 】
[The first stop of the arrest team must be the Baisuo House, and then the monitoring will be investigated, and then it will be discovered that Brother Xu stole the rice cooker, and then ...... Nima: I can't guess. 】
[This paste coffee star has something! ] 】
[Obviously, you can rely on the skill of unlocking to eat, but what are you going to do......]
Netizens have a lot of brains, but few can guess Xu Yi's operation.
The two carried the stolen rice cooker and soon mixed into another neighborhood.
Xu Yi concocted it in the same way, found someone who was not at home, and easily entered.
He put the rice cooker on the dining table of that family, and then made a mess of the house with Su Yiyi, and then came out empty-handed.
"Go ahead and call the police."
"This time, though, you'll have to change your voice."
"The probability that the police operator exists is the same person, and we can't afford to make such a low-level mistake in sound."
Su Yiyi was numb at the moment.
She finally understood why Xu Yi wanted to take herself, what she liked was her own voice!
I saw Su Yiyi take a deep breath, and then turned into the voice of a middle-aged aunt, and called the police:
"Comrade policeman! There's a burglar in my house! ”
"The door was pried, the house is in a mess now, and I don't know what to lose. However, there is an extra rice cooker in the living room. ”
"Yes!"
"I'm pretty sure it's definitely not my family."
"The address is in ......, you guys hurry up!"
After hanging up the phone, Su Yiyi smiled at Xu Yiyan and said, "How is it, my business level is still passable, right?" ”
"Pretty nice!"
Xu Yi did not hesitate to praise.
He glanced at the time on the mobile phone screen in Su Yiyi's hand, made a rough calculation in his heart, and then said:
"We're going to have to speed things up."
"It was less than an hour before the arrest team was dispatched. Next, we walked in the direction of Chuangye Avenue in Annan District, unlocked all the way, and reported the case all the way. ”
"An hour later, I met Yin Wenbo at the Internet café."
Su Yiyi's eyes flashed with little stars, and she nodded:
"Well, whatever you say, I'll do it."
"Listen to your ......"