Chapter Eighty-Three: Underwater Family Affairs
Jiang Fuyuan glanced outward, and there was a scene similar to the countryside, the ground was covered with fine white sand, and clusters of low vegetation grew scattered around.
Looking up, it was not the usual sky overhead, but rippling water, low in the air more than ten meters high, but not flowing down.
The sedan chair was played with a strange appearance, some with a head and a fishtail, some with eight legs on their lower limbs, and even more simply two unrelated creatures crudely spliced together, with a circle of teeth and claws on their stomachs.
The only thing all the monsters had in common was that they were pale and sluggish, and they all looked at Jiang Fukite in unison, staring at people with empty eyes.
"Look at what you see, and then look at the eyeballs that cut your eyeballs off." Jiang Fuyuan was even more expressionless than them, and looked back unceremoniously.
Monsters: ......
How is she different from the previous bride! She's so arrogant!
The next moment, Jiang Fukite let them see what it means to be more arrogant.
I saw that as soon as she lifted the sedan curtain, she got off the sedan chair directly and turned around to look at it for a while, then used her hand to uncover the bright red "Xi" word on the sedan car door, unveiled it a few times without moving, and then went around to the back of the sedan chair, and saw the dark word "Dien", and dragged it again with interest, but still did not move.
"The front is a happy sedan chair and the back is a coffin? Greeting relatives and going out of the funeral together, right, it's quite creative. ”
After the evaluation, she clapped her hands, dusted off the dirt, and got back into the sedan chair.
Regardless of whether he is a monster or not, married or sent to the funeral, anyway, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, Jiang Fuyuan kicked off the car: "Go, when you stand stupidly and miss the auspicious time, beware of your master cutting it all for you!" ”
Monsters: ......
In the end, the coercion of the master is more terrifying, Jiang Fuyuan is such a threat, the monsters really revert the sedan chair and continue to move forward.
It's just that this time there is no suona piercing the ears with magic sounds, and there is only the sound of stepping on the sand.
Jiang Fuyuan sat in the rickety sedan chair and looked down to check his new outfit.
A red dress embroidered with a colorful phoenix is more gorgeous than the one on the sacrificial girl, and her hair is also combed into a delicate bun, full of phoenix hairpins, and tassel pearls collide with each other with the sedan chair swaying, jingling, and it is a genuine product that costs a lot at a glance.
[The god of Moganhe is quite rich, but if you dress the sacrifice like this, you won't really want to get married, right? ] 】
Jiang Fuyuan held his chin and guessed.
[I really met a demon who loves to grind mirrors, so Huang Shuxuan changed back to her original form because she was sucked away by the Mogan River God? 】
She suddenly felt that Zhai Jinzu's head was green.
As she sighed, the monsters finally arrived at their destination, and the palanquin landed firmly on the sand.
A soft tentacle rolled up the curtain of the door, and Jiang Fu Kite was invited to get off the sedan chair.
Jiang Fuyuan slowly walked out of the sedan chair and looked around, she stood in front of a magnificent hall, surrounded by barrenness, a gust of wind hit, rolling up fine sand, under the pressure of the thick water wall overhead, quite weird.
"Is it windy underwater?" Jiang Fu kite muttered.
The monsters turned around and carried the empty sedan chair, intending to go back.
"Wait." Jiang Fukite called them, "What about the person who picked up the kiss?" What about matchmakers? What about Hi Tong? Isn't there someone supposed to pick up the bride when you get married? ”
Monsters: ......
"Inside......" A monster with a snake face and body suddenly spoke, his voice was dry and weird, and he rarely seemed to speak, "The master is inside, waiting for you." ”
"Just let me walk in alone?" Jiang Fuyuan couldn't believe it, "Don't you know that the bride's feet can't touch the ground before passing through the door!" Touching the ground is bad luck! ”
Monsters: ...... Do you want to listen to what you're talking about, your feet are already on the ground!
Jiang Fu Yuan took a few steps back into the sedan chair, poked his head out of the window and scolded: "What are you doing in a daze!" Send me to your master quickly! Otherwise, I'll let your master kill you all!" ”
The monsters hesitated for a moment, looked at each other, and finally did not see any idea on the faces of their companions.
The human-faced snake-body monster finally sighed and said, "Go inside." ”
Only then did the monsters turn around and step into the main hall with a sedan chair.
In the main hall is the wedding hall dress, every place is exactly the same as the hall where mortals worship heaven and earth, the festive red silk hangs all over the columns, the dark mahogany table is placed with all kinds of melons and fruits and sweets, the dragon and phoenix candles are jumping in flames, and the party is beaming.
If it weren't so quiet in the hall.
The sedan chair landed steadily in front of the happy table, and this time the monsters didn't wait for Jiang Fuyuan to speak, they turned around and left, but they didn't even want the sedan chair.
"Hey!" Jiang Fuyuan shouted at the monsters' backs, "Just leave me here?" What about people! ”
"Hee-hee." A shrill laugh came from behind, "The bride is here." ”
Jiang Fuyuan turned around, and a pair of long snow-white ears appeared in front of him, shaggy and drooping on either side of a pale face.
A slender woman dressed in red and wearing brocade shoes was floating in mid-air.
Jiang Fuyuan squinted at her, rabbit ears, three-petal lips, and a black cloth belt tied around her eye sockets.
[Is it a blind rabbit demon? 】
No, Jiang Fuyuan immediately vetoed her decision just now, and she saw a thick ghost aura behind the woman.
It's a half-demon, half-ghost thing.
The half-ghost rabbit demon grinned and floated towards Jiang Fuyu, and the three-petal mouth sang "Bride, bride, with a groom to have a child......"
Jiang Fuyuan raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you and me live?" ”
The half-ghost rabbit demon was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't understand the meaning of Jiang Fuyuan's words, and stopped straight in the air without moving.
"Didn't you want to marry me?" Jiang Fuyuan asked again patiently.
The half-ghost rabbit demon hesitated for a moment, and the three-petal mouth moved, "The bride and groom can have children, I want children." ”
She thought that Jiang Fuyuan didn't understand, stretched out her claws and waved them in the air, and walked into a monster with a human upper body and four hooves on the lower body.
"Hee-hee, the groom is here, send it to the cave room......" The half-ghost rabbit demon grinned, "Give birth to a child, I want a new child~"
Jiang Fu Kite: ...... It's still a reproductive cancer.
Rabbits have an instinctive passion for breeding, but I didn't expect this half-ghost rabbit demon to give birth to herself, and forced others to give birth to her, so perverted.
To deal with perverts, you have to use perverted methods, Jiang Fuyuan relied on the half-ghost rabbit demon in front of him to be invisible, and began to open his eyes and say nonsense: "But I'm a man." ”
Half-Ghost Rabbit: ???
"You know that, right?" Jiang Fuyuan said slowly, "Men and men can't have children. ”
The half-ghost rabbit demon was silent for a moment, and then hesitated: "Your voice...... It's a woman. ”
"I'll pretend, you listen to it again." Jiang Fuyuan lowered her voice and imitated a deep male voice, "You ask the people for a bride, and they can't find a suitable woman, so let me clip my voice a little and pretend to be a woman." ”
The rabbit's brain capacity is not large, and the half-ghost rabbit demon was so fooled by her that she really began to wonder if she had been deceived, and the human used a man to pretend to be the bride she wanted.
"Ahhhh The half-ghost rabbit demon was so angry that it exploded, and there was a dull sound of water rolling outside the main hall, and the rumbling sound of water echoed and intertwined, like layers of muffled thunder rolling overhead.
The energy of the big demon's anger was huge, and the four-hoofed monster man immediately surrendered to the strong coercion, lying on the ground and spitting out a mouthful of blood in pain.
Jiang Fuyuan acted like a nobody, picking up an apple on the wedding table without any scruples and biting it.
"Don't be angry." After chewing twice, she sucked a mouthful of juice and gave advice, "Aren't you a mother, wouldn't it be nice for you and me to enter the cave room." ”
(End of chapter)