Sword eyebrows and starry eyes, long eyebrows into the sideburns.

This dead emperor is actually a little beautiful.

Du Zhiyan was scared in his heart, thinking that it was better to go to the underground palace quickly. This Taihe Palace is much more terrifying than the Underground Palace.

Unexpectedly, the emperor tilted and leaned on Du Zhiyan's shoulder.

The heavy bright yellow mourning clothes with southern pearls fell down.

Du only said that he heard the wheezing sound of "...... whew".

Is the emperor breathing?

Is the emperor angry?

Impossible.

Du only said that he tried the emperor's snort.

Out of gas.

Du Zhiyan took out a small mirror and looked at the emperor's .....face like a treasure hunt.

You still have to go to the instrument to check.

The emperor turned out to be alive.

"Little Master Du, what are you doing?" Gao let the voice be raised.

The small mirror in Du Zhiyan's hand "snapped" and fell to the ground.

"My arm cramped." The emperor opened a pair of slender peach blossom eyes, and his eyes were clear and lazy.

Du Zhiyan......

"I'll rub it for the emperor." Gao Rang pinched the emperor's shoulder as he spoke, Gao Rang was very good at massage, and the emperor's eyes were half-squinted, and the corners of his mouth were raised.

The palace maids helped the emperor to remove his sackcloth, and then took away the bright yellow mourning clothes inlaid with southern pearls, held warm water to clean the emperor's hands and face, and removed the white candles and white silk from the Taihe Palace, and re-lit the avocado incense.

The palace maids and eunuchs have neat hands and feet, and they do things cleanly, and after a while, the Taihe Palace will never see a little bit of white again.

The bird's nest porridge from the imperial dining room was brought in.

Gao Rang also intimately ordered a song and dance performance for the emperor.

The fragrance of avocado is rising, and Taihe Palace is wrapped in a warm fragrance.

One by one, the business is very skilled.

The emperor spit out the white night pearl in his mouth, looked at Du Zhiyan and asked Gao Rang: "Where did this fool come from?" ”

"Back to the emperor, this is Du Zhiyan, the daughter of Du Zhong, the six-product superintendent, and the show girl newly selected by the queen mother to enter the palace."

"I know she's a show girl." The emperor closed his eyes, and his long eyelashes overlapped: "This fool poked everywhere with a mirror, and it all poked me in the face." ”

Du Zhiyan......

"The little hooves who have just entered the palace, how can they know how to serve the emperor, go to the side." The concubine came in a hurry. A handful of Du Zhiyan was pulled out of the tent.

The news in the palace spread so fast. The east and west six palaces seem to be connected to the Internet, and the wifi signals are full.

The emperor of Taihe Palace had just woken up, and a bowl of bird's nest porridge had not been used up, and the ladies came.

Previously said that the emperor collapsed, the ladies cried for several days in the Taihe Palace, the emperor is gone, everyone is young, they have to be widowed, think about staying in the cold palace for a lifetime, I feel panicked. What will everyone do after the emperor dies? Copying scriptures or reading books? What do you look like? How can this be boiled, how will no man sleep.

Now that they know that the emperor is not dead and there is no need to be widowed, the ladies are all excited.

"Your Majesty, you are scared to death of the concubine, the emperor, you touch it, the concubine's heart is still beating now."

"Your Majesty, the concubine deliberately changed into pink clothes, and the emperor said that the concubine looks best in pink. Your Majesty, look at the concubines and concubines. ”

"The concubines will not be able to live without the emperor."

The emperor Meizizi ate a longan: "If I die, I must take my concubines to the underground palace, and life and death will accompany you." This time, the show girls performed well, and they rushed to accompany me to the funeral. ”

Du Zhiyan snorted.

Your Majesty, you can really be an old peacock and be amorous.

"Du Zhiyan, do you have an idea?" The emperor stared at Du Zhiyan.

"The bad habit of accompanying funerals should have been put an end to a long time ago."

"Such a deep thing, you little show girl, think it's a bad habit?"

"If the emperor dies, the spring is ignorant, and the show girl is buried with him, it will waste the life of the show girl, and if the emperor is aware of the spring after the collapse, it is not the show girls who should be buried."

"Who's that?"

Gao Rang consciously took two steps back.

"If the emperor knows something, according to the rules of the palace, he should also be buried according to his position, and the first person who should be buried is the queen."

The queen has always been weak, can't stand the summer, can't stand the winter, it's early spring and still hold the soup woman to keep warm, nothing to take three meals a day, a little bit of sleep at night can't sleep, this time panting and finally came to the Taihe Palace, just touched the doorpost and heard someone say that the queen wanted to be buried with her, the queen almost fainted.

This Taihe Palace is full of yin winds, and some people dare to rebel.

Is this queen going to be unable to control the field?

The concubine Meng Yuzhu listened to Du Zhiyan's words, and laughed wildly: "The concubine thinks that what this show girl said is not bad, so the queen should be buried first." ”

"The first one is the queen to accompany the funeral, and the next one should be the concubine Niangniang's funeral." Du only said again.

Concubine Meng Yuzhu choked.

Show girls can only enter the palace after layers of selection.

Appearance, figure, and conversation should be in line with the rules.

After entering the palace, there are also grandmothers who teach the rules and etiquette in the palace, and under normal circumstances, there will be no mistakes.

How did this slippery fish get into the palace?

One mouth will scold the queen, and the next will scold the concubine.

When did the queen and the concubine ever meet this kind of half-.

This show girl is really doing tricks to death.

Du Zhiyan also felt that he was dying.

After all, I've been drinking poison for several hours.

The emperor leaned on the head of the bed with satisfaction: "Okay, but pretending to be dead to scare you, I didn't expect that I would be sincere to me from top to bottom." Spread my will, and all palace concubines will be rewarded. ”

"Your Majesty." The are happy.

It turns out that everything is actually the emperor playing cosplay, playing the dead, and playing the plot?

"Your Majesty, what should a show girl who has taken poison do?" Du only asked.

"If you take poison, you will take poison, and if you die for me, wouldn't it be a glorious ancestor."

"Faint." Du only snorted coldly.

"You said I'm fainting?"

In order to praise and smile, King You of Zhou lit the beacon tower to tease the princes, causing the princes not to believe in the beacon, Xirong broke through the pickaxe capital, and the Western Zhou perished. The emperor tested the sincerity of the girls, and the king of a country pretended to be dead. What is the difference with the princes of the Beacon Theater? The emperor pretended to be dead, but let the innocent show girl die. ”

"Little Master Du misunderstood the emperor, what the emperor gave you was not poisonous wine, but the daughter red of sour plum soup." Gao Rang helped intercede.

"What about Hakuaya?"

"That white silk broke with a pull of his hand."

"Where's the dagger?"

"As soon as the dagger is stabbed, it retracts, and the one with the mechanism can't hurt anyone at all." Gao Rang was afraid that Du would not believe his words, so he took out a dagger from his sleeve and stabbed him a few times in the chest, and the dagger bounced back unscathed.

A light curtain flashed in front of Du Zhiyan:

Physical contact with the Emperor: +20 points

Have a good time with the girls: +10 points

What about longevity?

Host Lifespan: Indefinitely extended.

Du Zhiyan couldn't believe his eyes: "Xiaodian, are you accurate?" ”

System small electricity: accurate

Boy.

Can't die suddenly? And 30 more points?

What should I do if I just scolded the emperor and fainted the king?