Chapter 33: Truth or Dare
Everyone in the Huanyi Bureau was there, and no one dared to make a sound.
Mama Li held Meng Yuzhu's clothes, the fragrant cloud yarn was light and gorgeous, it was cool and soft to wear in summer, an inch of material and an inch of gold, such a precious clothes, it was a pity that a hole was burned.
Meng Yuzhu said deliberately: "What's the matter?" ”
"Du only said that he had a grudge against the concubine, and took advantage of the unpreparedness of others to deliberately damage the clothes of the concubine, and asked the lady to decide."
The clothes were held in front of Meng Yuzhu.
This is the clothes of the old year, such clothes, Meng Yuzhu has a lot of them, if it weren't for the cleaning up of Du Zhiyan, let the cashew nuts take all the old clothes in the cage and wash them, I can't think of such a dress in my eight lifetimes.
"This is the palace's favorite piece of clothing, but it was burned by Du Zhiyan."
Mama Li was old and strong, and kicked Du Zhiyan and knelt on the ground.
Really, Du Zhiyan was kicked out.
"Which hand broke the clothes?" Meng Yuzhu crookedly: "I will hit which hand with a clothes-pounding stick, and the hand that makes a mistake horizontally and vertically, it is useless to keep it." ”
Mama Li picked up the clothes pounder in time.
The cashew nut took the battering stick and was about to do it.
Mama Li motioned for the two mothers-in-law to hold down Du Zhiyan to prevent her from breaking free.
This is going to be lynched.
Ever since these show girls entered the palace, Meng Yuzhu's eyelids have been jumping.
Last time alchemy, Du only said that he was in the limelight, you must know that the alchemist is familiar with Meng Yuzhu, every year in alchemy, Meng Yuzhu asks the alchemist to secretly add some psychedelic medicine, every time the emperor eats Dan, he will go to Changle Palace to watch Meng Yuzhu dance, and by the way, pinch his feet and beat his back to have a full-body SPA or something.
Later, this alchemy business was also robbed by Du Zhiyan, and the alchemists were not allowed to enter the palace again. Meng Yuzhu's full of skills has nowhere to be used.
It's easy to see Du Zhiyan fall into the Huanyi Bureau, thinking that she can be a good teacher, who knows that she won't see her for a few days, she is oily and slippery, Mama Li is ten years old, this demon girl can suck Mama Du's yang energy.
The harem will not allow her to be presumptuous.
Break her hand, she will be abolished, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, and she can't even unbutton the emperor, and she can't serve the emperor in the future, and the emperor still has to serve her.
At that time, a ruined palace concubine will not be able to turn over the waves, so she can only fend for herself.
"Cashew girl, don't show mercy." Mama Li hugged Meng Yuzhu's clothes and secretly gave cashew nuts a look.
Mama Li always doesn't have a long memory, and she can't grow a wisdom after eating a trench, maybe she suffered a loss here in Du Zhiyan, so she wanted to get back a game.
Du only said that he was not in a hurry and summoned Xiaodian.
"What does the host need?"
"Is there any spell that can make Mama Li's true form revealed?"
A blue light began to scan at Mama Li, and the light was rich, wrapping Mama Li in it and shining.
Character: Mama Li
Position: Lady in charge of the Huanyi Bureau
Length of service: 41 years
Nature: Human
"Host, Mama Li belongs to human beings, and she can't reveal her true form."
Xiaodian estimates that he understands the words of the original form as the original form.
"Xiaodian, I mean, what kind of spell can be used to make Mama Li reveal her true heart? Be able to tell the truth. ”
The screen of "Drip ......" lit up: "Truth or Dare pills, within an hour, you can speak from your heart." 4. Redeem points. ”
Without further ado.
The pill that tells the truth, Mama Li deserves it.
Du Zhiyan bought a pill for Mama Li.
Mama Li was tiptoeing to see Du Zhiyan being beaten, and suddenly her throat was cold.
"If it's hot today, they are all dressed coolly, and the skin of the little goblins who have just entered the palace is white one by one, won't this palace be compared to them?" Mama Li held her head and learned Meng Yuzhu's posture.
"Mama Li, you're dizzy." Meng Yuzhu's fan fell to the ground.
Mama Li picked up the fan, shook it in a circle, and then in front of Meng Yuzhu, she put on Meng Yuzhu's old shirt, put on the old shirt, and said to everyone in the Huanyi Bureau: "Does this shirt look good in the palace?" The loss of the palace is slightly greater than that of the emperor, but there are clouds among the people, the female junior, hugging gold bricks, doesn't the emperor like hugging gold bricks. ”
The people of the Raccoon Bureau were frightened.
A mother-in-law hurriedly attached her ear: "Mama Li, what's wrong with you?" Wake up, the concubine is here. ”
In the past, in the small kitchen, Mama Li also liked the COS palace concubines, but she just closed the door of the Huanyi Bureau, and everyone had a good time, no one took it seriously, let alone let the masters know.
Now that the concubine Niangniang is coming to the Huanyi Bureau in person, Mama Li should be waiting in a proper manner, but she is abrupt in the concubine Niangniang.
Mama Li, this is going to be the sky.
Meng Yuzhu saw that her old shirt was wearing on Mama Li, and she was not a family, and Mama Li was a little crazy on her body, so she was angry and annoyed.
I still remember that when Mama Li went to Changle Palace to complain, she looked at the rules and regulations, spoke clearly, but she didn't make such a mistake, and she still wanted to punish Du Zhiyan with Mama Li, but now the situation is very confused.
I can't see through it.
didn't care about cleaning up Du Zhiyan, Meng Yuzhu just wanted to take Mama Li first.
The cashew nut went up and gave Mama Li a stick: "What a bold minion, you also wear the clothes of the concubine?" ”
Mama Li gave cashew nuts a backhand slap.
Mama Li had a big hand, and slapped the cashew nut and sat on the ground: "Little hoof, you deserve to beat me too." ”
Mama Li ran to the bottom of the porch and picked up a little eunuch.
The little eunuch was obediently on duty, and when she came, Meng Yuzhu specially confessed that she would reprimand Du Zhiyan today and let them guard at the door to prevent Du Zhiyan from running out.
I never thought that I didn't wait for Du Zhiyan, and waited for Mama Li.
Mama Li is old and decrepit, but she looks squinting, and it is really scary to look at.
The little eunuch wanted to run, but he didn't dare to move without Meng Yuzhu's orders.
Mama Li raised her legs on the little eunuch's thigh, stroking the little eunuch's bare chin and enjoying it: "The concubine dances for the emperor, the emperor will take a look, whether it looks good." ”
Mama Li got excited.
Twist your waist and swing your hips, one, two, three, four...... Two-two-three-four...... Leg ...... Abdominal ...... Swing the crotch ...... Walk......
Do evil.
The little eunuch was going to be scared to death.
Up and down the Huanyi Bureau, you look at me, I'll look at you.
Mama Li is really brave today.
"Xiaodian, don't mess around. Just let Mama Li tell the truth. ”
"Host, Truth or Dare will not only make people tell the truth, but also show their hearts."
Also, Mama Li, like other women in the palace, also has a dream of being a concubine.
It's usually deeply depressed, but I can't hold it back now.
"Mama Li!" Meng Yuzhu's face turned from red to white.
What is this Mama Li crazy about?
Mama Li simply sat next to Meng Yuzhu, this arrogant move made Cashew Nut very vigilant, but she didn't dare to approach, for fear that Mama Li would slap her over again.
"To tell you the truth, I deliberately burned the hole in this dress, I am going to be a concubine, isn't it easy to frame a palace concubine?"