When it comes to releasing Gu, Shangguan Yun'er is the first without exception, but Du Zhiyan is not a good stubble.

Shangguan Yun'er split his head and covered his face and gave Du Zhiyan a few slaps, which made Du Zhiyan's eyes sparkle, Du Zhiyan was only stunned for two seconds, and quickly grabbed Shangguan Yun'er's hair, which was bound to make her grass and beans thin.

"Du Zhiyan, you dare to beat the emperor's favorite concubine."

"I'm not afraid if I'm not favored, I'm afraid of the emperor's favorite concubine?"

"Wait until I tell the emperor—"

"Wait for me to rip your mouth apart—"

"You shrew-" Shangguan Yun'er couldn't wait to take out a small yellow-colored box from her sleeve, there were a few reptiles in the box, the small reptiles were shiny with oil, and they looked a little fierce.

This is probably Shangguan Yun'er's Gu worm again.

Du Zhiyan quickly snatched her box and threw it on the ground, crackling with one foot, and the Gu worm died.

Gu worms are Shangguan Yun'er's children.

Du only said that killing Gu worms was to cut off Shangguan Yun'er's descendants.

Shangguan Yun'er grabbed Du Zhiyan's hair and almost picked Du Zhiyan up.

Sensing that Du Zhiyan was attacked, the system's screen lit up: "The host is under attack, do you need to choose a weapon?" ”

"Yes."

"Drip ...... The weapon has arrived in the system store, fifteen wen one. ”

It is still the most useful small electricity.

As soon as he saw that the host's situation was not good, he immediately showed his weapon.

Not to mention, you have to choose a sledgehammer that bites gold or the Qinglong Yanyue knife used by Guan Yu, and don't chop Shangguan Yun'er back to Yelang with one sword.

The system shop flashed, and an object was released inside: razor.

Well?

Xiaodian, are you serious?

We are two women fighting, thank you.

"Sorry host, the system store has been updated, please re-purchase, drop...... The electric faders are in place. ”

Electric faders?

Hair clippers?

Is this to shave Shangguan Yun'er's head?

"No, Xiaodian, if I shave Shangguan Yun'er's head, I can't pull her hair, and she can still pull my hair, so won't I have to suffer?"

"The host can shave their own head so that others can't attack the host's hair."

Ah, yes, yes.

Xiaodian, you are very caring.

Before anyone else attacks my hair, I destroy myself and shave my own hair.

That's a great idea.

Eight hundred enemies were wounded, and one thousand and two were self-inflicted.

"Xiaodian, please retract your electric fader and stand back."

"Okay, host."

Du Zhiyan followed Shangguan Yun'er while fighting, knocked down the incense burner, sandalwood spilled on the ground, knocked down the vase, and the green chrysanthemums inserted in the vase fell to the ground one after another, like a green snow, until they hit the twelve screens, the two of them had no strength, so they relied on the screen and scolded.

"Du Zhiyan, you, a woman who is about to be sent to Yelang, dare to beat me?"

"If you beat you, you will beat you, is there any day?"

Shangguan Yun'er didn't take advantage of it, and reached out to give Du Zhiyan a slap.

Du only said that he was on guard, his head tilted and he dodged, and his backhand was a slap, and Shangguan Yun'er's lips immediately swollen, like hanging two sausages.

"Hahaha." Du Zhiyan couldn't help laughing.

Shangguan Yun'er immediately slapped Du Zhifang to the ground.

I rub it, and I'm glad that it's early.

Shangguan Yun'er slapped Du Zhiyan on the face again, this slap used the strength of the eight generations of ancestors, Du Zhiyan only felt that there were stars in front of him, and when he looked at the bronze mirror behind the screen, his face was really big, and the ancestors of the Du family definitely didn't know her.

Hitting people doesn't slap them in the face.

Shangguan Yun'er, you have committed my taboo first.

Shangguan Yun'er saw Du Zhiyan's ugly appearance, and laughed very loudly: "It's not like I was beaten into a pig and a dog." ”

Although Du Zhiyan is the daughter of the supervising imperial history, she has received a boudoir education since she was a child, but when she fights, she can't remember that she has received an education. After all, the position of supervising the imperial history is not high, the Du family's economic level is average, and the material wealth has not been rich since childhood, and the spiritual life has gradually become barren.

No way.

Du Zhiyan took off his shoes and snapped at Shangguan Yun'er's face.

The sole is harder than a hand.

Du Zhiyan's heart is harder than a stone.

Originally, he was not favored in the harem of Chen Guo, and he couldn't even earn a bed every day, Du Zhiyan's grievances were heavier than those of ghosts, Shangguan Yun'er, you still came all the way to scream.

Shangguan Yun'er didn't expect Du Zhiyan to take off her shoes and attack her, she was immediately stunned, came back to her senses and looked at the bronze mirror, her face was swollen bigger than Du Zhiyan, and her thick lips, she was originally slender, soft and charming, who would have thought that Du Zhiyan would not pity the fragrance and jade at all, and she was also bold, she dared to beat the emperor's favorite concubine.

"Ouch, what's going on?" Gao Rang ran in with the dust in his arms.

Everyone heard the movement of Taihe Palace, but the eunuchs and palace maids shrank their heads like quails, and no one wanted to come in, first, they were afraid of becoming angry bags, and second, they were afraid that if they accidentally offended Shangguan Yun'er, they would not be able to eat and walk around.

Gao Rang doesn't care about that.

Looking at the overturned incense burner in the hall, the incense ash sprinkled on the ground, the unlucky vase, the rotten green chrysanthemum, and the swollen faces of the two masters, he felt like a mirror: "Yo, who served so carelessly, don't come and clean it up quickly." ”

As soon as Gao Rang's words came out, the eunuchs and palace maids rushed in.

Fu incense burner, hold the vase, sweep the incense ash, pick up the green chrysanthemum, and then re-light the avocado incense, straighten the screen, straighten the bronze mirror, close the open window tightly, and re-light some goose yellow incense, the atmosphere is set off, the eunuch palace maid brought warm water, and asked Shangguan Yun'er and Du Zhiyan to freshen up.

The two of them grinned and washed their faces with their teeth back to back, combed their hair in the mirror, inserted hairpins, and straightened their clothes.

Taihe Palace seems to have regained its tranquility.

Gao Rang squinted his cunning little eyes: "Are the masters okay?" ”

"It's fine, I just accidentally hit the screen." Shangguan Yun'er didn't want to tell her about being beaten, and of course she didn't want to call the imperial doctor, after all, in the Taihe Palace, the emperor was still lying, and she still had a big plan.

Du Zhiyan shook off the small handkerchief, picked up a brocade stool and sat down, then stuffed the small handkerchief into his sleeve, smiled and picked up a cup of tea and said leisurely: "It's okay, but I hit the incense burner, Gao Gonggong, you have a heart." ”

Shangguan Yun'er glared at Du Zhiyan contemptuously, as a witch, she has been cold-faced and cold-hearted since she was a child, and she didn't let others see her thoughts easily, referred to as: pretend, I didn't expect Du Zhiyan, a woman from Chen Guo, to be able to pretend to be better than her, and she could laugh out, and she drank all the tea.

Du only said that he was beaten the hardest and said the most hypocritical words: "Father-in-law Gao, is there anything wrong with me?" ”

Gao Rang was stunned.

That's what I said.

Du only said that his nose was blue and his face was swollen at this time. Shangguan Yun'er was crooked at this time.

The appearance of the two people is enough to be suspicious of dogs.