When Du Zhiyan entered the hall, there were three bodyguards behind him.

Two eunuchs in the worship room held pens, ink, paper, and inkstones, and a grandmother followed behind with a handkerchief.

Du only said goodbye, the emperor was just crooked, and from the moment the three bodyguards entered the palace, the emperor was depressed.

The eunuch of the respectful room looked at Gao Rang embarrassedly, the master was not very interested, how to keep the file?

Gao Rang coughed twice and gave the emperor a look, which means, Your Majesty, someone is supervising, it's time to act on the spot, otherwise the Queen Mother will not be able to explain it.

The emperor understood, and immediately smiled all over his face: "Du Zhiyan is here, I miss you very much, it's really like not seeing you for a day." ”

What a hypocritical man.

Du Zhiyan was a little sudden, he had come to Taihe Palace so many times, and he had never seen the emperor so perfunctory and enthusiastic without half feelings.

The emperor is still waiting for her interaction.

Du Zhiyan had no choice but to squeeze out a smile and put it on his lips, smiling like an old bustard shaking a handkerchief on the steps of the Qinglou to solicit business: "Your Majesty, the slave misses you very much." ”

The emperor: "It's true, the beauty is beautiful, and I won't forget it." I don't see it for a day, and I think like crazy. ”

Du only said: "Sitting under the south window, several pairs of Qingfeng miss him." ”

The emperor: "It's useless to be straight and lovesick, and it's madness to be melancholy." ”

Du only said: "It seems that this star is not last night, for whom the wind is showing up for midnight." ”

is worthy of being the emperor, and it will be much more.

Du Zhiyan secretly thought, Your Majesty, stop your mouth, my knowledge reserve will bottom out soon.

The person in the worship room listened very carefully, holding the brush in a daze, and a pair of innocent eyes did not know what to look at.

Gao Rang hurriedly returned to the emperor: "I know that you are very knowledgeable, so you can put it in layman's terms, the father-in-law of the Jingshifang has not read any books, and he can't understand what the emperor is talking to Du Xiunu, so it's hard to keep a record." ”

The person in the respectful room quickly nodded, which is exactly what he meant.

showed off his literary talents, thinking that when they wrote it down and reported it to the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother heard that the emperor was so brilliant that she had to praise it fiercely, who knew that they couldn't understand it.

Wild boars can't eat fine chaff, forget it.

Let's get straight to the point.

The emperor held Du Zhiyan's wrist: "Let's go, go to sleep with me." ”

Du Zhiyan's face flushed.

Your Majesty, is it okay to be so direct?

When the worshippers heard this, they were overjoyed, and came to live.

After all, some of the teachers in this palace teach the mothers, usually teach the harem the rules of walking, sitting and standing, and also teach them how to serve the emperor, the inner curtain, they know it well, and pull out one at will, they are all old drivers who can drive the car to the highway, and she is familiar with this business.

The three of them walked around the twelve screens in unison and came to the outside of the bedroom.

The bedroom is narrow, and the dragon bed is only three meters away from the second door.

The emperor and Du Zhiyan were in the bedroom, and the three inspectors would listen carefully at the door, with their ears pricked up.

"It's very hard for you to be on duty all night, or let Gao Rang take you down for some snacks." The emperor was tentative.

The eunuch in the respectful room hurriedly knelt down: "The mission of the slave is to record the emperor's internal curtain, which is explained by the queen mother herself, the slave does not dare to relax in the slightest, and cannot leave for a moment, and cannot miss any detail." ”

It's desperate.

"You're going to have some snacks?" The emperor asked the grandmother.

She has been floating in the harem of Chen for half her life, what kind of master has not been seen, what is the emperor thinking in her heart, she is like a mirror in her heart: "The emperor does not have to be shy, you are the Son of Heaven, the inner curtain of the Son of Heaven is not a private matter but a major event related to the lifeline of Chen Guo, the slave and maid are just acting according to orders, the emperor does not have to take it to heart, and he does not have to let go, the right to be a slave is not there." After an hour, the slave and maid naturally went back to their lives. ”

Gao Rang also whispered to persuade the emperor: "You haven't seen any big scenes, but a few minions are just listening, and it won't affect your wise play." ”

Play a ghost.

The emperor's laughter can't be squeezed out.

Du only understood what this group of people were doing.

To put it in layman's terms, this is the queen mother sent over, the quality inspector of the emperor's night life?

The emperor is so pitiful.

The silver-white tunic and wide-sleeved fine silk robe is tied with a pale woven jade belt, the silk is soft, and the jade belt is warm. Hair as black as ink, loosened with a silver crown.

The emperor is good-looking.

It's a pity that if you don't work well at night, you will be complained.

The bell struck eleven times, and it was already late. Most of the sand in the hourglass has fallen, and the avocado fragrance is almost burned out, and the room is full of aroma and the atmosphere is just right.

The emperor stroked Du Zhiyan's black hair, and looked gentle: "Gao Jean."

Gao Rang's face twitched: "Your Majesty, it's wrong." ”

There are others who are too nervous on the side, and do it again.

The emperor stroked Du Zhiyan's hair again, with a gentle expression: "Du Zhiyan"

"Your Majesty."

Ahem, I'm sorry, Xianxia has seen too much.

Du Yi hurriedly changed his words: "Your Majesty."

"It's late, let's go rest."

"Okay, slave maid, you will serve the emperor and go to bed."

Of the twenty-two yellow candles, one was left.

Taihe Palace soon darkened.

In the bedroom, the emperor and Du stood looking at each other, their eyes were gentle, it seemed that in an instant, the starlight in her eyes and the starlight in his eyes could converge into the Milky Way, these stars were shining, and they could exude a brilliant look like fireworks.

He put his arm around her shoulders and held her to his chest like a domineering president.

She put her arms around his waist, and the little bird was gentle and lovely.

Jingshifang and Jiao Mama retreated to the outside of the bedroom and knelt down, and Gao Rang closed the bedroom door with a smile on his face.

"Everyone, have you seen it, the emperor and the harem concubines are harmonious and loving, isn't the matter of this heir day and night? Everyone has seen the scene today, and when you go to the Queen Mother tomorrow, you must have a lot of good words. ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

Now that the bedroom door is closed, there shouldn't be any need to make a scene.

Du Zhiyan and the emperor each bounced away and retreated two feet away.

Just now, the emperor hugged Du Zhiyan too tightly, like a burden, Du Zhiyan felt that his sternum was about to be broken by him, broke free from his embrace, took two steps back and coughed several times against the door.

Without waiting for Du Zhiyan to speak, three black heads and melon seeds were reflected on the window paper. No, it's four.

It must have been the eunuch and the grandmother listening to the movement.

The emperor made a "shhhhh

He lifted his robe, sat on the ebony fur chair with his legs open, pinched a pink chrysanthemum from the celadon vase, tore it little by little, and said in his mouth: "Du Zhiyan, do you think so about me?" My neck was strangled by you so much, you woman, you usually can't see it, but you can't move a step when you see me. ”

"The slave and maid are devoted to the emperor, there is nothing they don't miss day and night, it is not easy to see the emperor, the slave and the maid naturally have to seize the opportunity to get along with the emperor, the emperor, you will be from the slave and the maid, don't let the slave and the maid wait too long."

The emperor didn't expect Du Zhiyan's acting skills to be so good.

There is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger in the harem.

He is used to being the emperor and is invisible, and acting is a matter of course, which is taught by the masters since he was a child, after all, he was trained according to the way of the emperor.

Du Zhong's daughter, Du Zhiyan, is simply a genius in this regard. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, the emperor would have thought that he was alive and dead, this woman opened her eyes and said nonsense, her face did not change and her heart did not beat, of course, he is also such a good, there must be a phoenix next to Wolong.

The eunuchs in the worship room listened with their ears propped up.

Chatting alone won't do.

The job of serving the bed is more complicated.

If they didn't get the information they wanted, the trio wouldn't leave.

Outside the bedroom, it's quiet.

Du only knew that the three people were listening respectfully, preparing to take notes.

The emperor and Du hypocritically praised each other from head to toe, figure, appearance, personality, conversation, and they could write a small composition of 800 words in every aspect.

Both of them were thirsty, so they asked Gao Rang to bring in water.

Gao Rang carried a silver basin containing half a basin of warm water and a white towel.

The door of the bedroom was open, and the eunuch in the worship room did not write anything in the book, so he poked his head into the room and quietly peeked into the house.

"The servants serve the emperor with water." Gorang wrung a towel.

It's outrageous.

The emperor threw the towel back into the basin: "I am thirsty. ”

Yes.

The misunderstanding is big.

Gao Rang hurriedly packed up the basin and took it out.

Du Zhiyan couldn't help laughing.

The emperor said angrily: "What are you laughing at, aren't you thirsty?" ”

"Thirsty."

"Drink the water and encore it again."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Gao Rang brought a large teapot, which was twice the size of the original teapot.

The emperor and Du only said that you have a cup, I have a cup, and the acting is until the throat smokes.

Not easy.

The bedroom door was closed again.

The eunuch in the worship room pricked up his ears again.

Mama couldn't help but tell Gao Rang: "Father-in-law Gao is the old man next to the emperor, why don't you understand this little thing, calling water is also calling water after bed, the emperor has not rested, how can he call water, it's just thirsty, and my father-in-law brought a silver basin." ”

Gao Rang sneered: "You are experienced in teaching Mama, and the slave is just a eunuch." ”

Mama was quite proud: "Of course, when the first emperor got married, Mama Ben also taught the rules herself." ”

Gao Rang smiled with him: "Mama, how do you know that the emperor has not rested yet?" ”

"Don't you see the candle in the bedroom still on? Besides, I didn't hear anything unusual, and the slaves and maids listened carefully. Including when to rest, what words were spoken, when it ended, and what the process was, the slaves and maids had to know in their hearts, and interfering with the issue of the emperor's heirs was a big deal. ”

The candle in the bedroom went out.

The emperor's face twitched.

A depressing atmosphere hung over the Taihe Palace.

The emperor has never been so nervous, even if he was scolded by those old ministers in the study, even if the snowflakes floated into the Taihe Palace, the emperor did not change the color, but the three minions outside died, and the emperor was convinced.

The Admiralty struck twelve.

The night watchman outside the palace walls rang a crisp bang.

The moon has set.

If you don't make any noise, I'm afraid you won't be able to pass this level.

The emperor sighed on the couch, and after thinking for a long time, he finally spoke: "Du only said, some things don't know whether to say or not." ”

"What?"

"Can you. Something to make a fuss? ”

Du was confused, but suddenly understood.

Make a fuss.

Make a noise and let the guys complete the task.

Understand.

She and the emperor are in the room, and the three of them are outside the room, so the so-called movement is probably dubbing, right?

"Well, it hurts. It hurts me to death and I can't help it. Your Majesty," Du Zhiyan squatted at the door and shouted.

The emperor covered her mouth in the dark: "I haven't started yet, why did you start first?" ”

"Your Majesty. Well. I can't stand it anymore. It hurts."

The emperor was dumbfounded: "Du Zhiyan, Du Xiunu, don't pretend to be too similar, you look like a hooligan." ”

The emperor was so anxious that he turned around, and the corners of his robe brought gusts of wind, and now he hadn't gone to bed yet, Du just shouted open, the partition wall has ears, how can there be a person who corrects the Fa on the spot at the door, isn't it going to be exposed?

The emperor picked up Du and went to the bedside.

"Your Majesty. It's so painful that I'm going to come down. Du Zhiyan struggled to get off the emperor's shoulder, and couldn't bear to press the emperor onto the dragon bed.

The curtains trembled, the golden hooks swayed, and the shadows of the twelve screens were more than enough.

"Du only said that you want to come really? I'm not in the mood right now. Emperor Min Jian's face was red, straight to the root of his ears, fortunately it was in the dark night, otherwise he would have panicked.

Du only said that he couldn't care a lot, and reached out to grab what he could grasp, like grabbing a ball of straw, soft, slippery, and the fragrance of gardenias, it turned out that he grabbed the emperor's hair, Du Zhiyan pressed the emperor's hair hard, and pressed the emperor's teeth grinning: "It hurts"

"The emperor endures."

The emperor was so angry that he didn't dare to shout loudly: "You bastard, you're about to make me bald, hey-hey-Du Zhiyan, you get up, you crush me to death." ”

"I'm not up."

"Then I'll get up."

"But I hurt."

"I hurt too."

The sound of a pair of bared teeth grinning and a teacup falling to the ground.

The eunuch in the respectful room who listened to the movement outside trembled with a pen, this content is not easy to record, seven up and eight down.

It's not strange to teach Mama to be well-informed: "Little Master Du is naturally born by hand, and it will be good to serve often in the future." If there is no hindrance, you just keep the record. ”

"Mama, it's the first time we've remembered, we have no experience, what should we remember in this situation?"

"Write down the time." Teach Mama to familiarly take out the small hourglass from her arms, and try to be accurate and not fake.

Even with instruments? This time the high envoy outside the door was nervous: "Mama, where are you still carrying an hourglass?" ”

"yes, you have to remember the time."

The emperor has the heart to die.

Tonight is the first night that the emperor has been recorded, and it is a matter of honor and disgrace for the emperor.

Du only told himself that he couldn't drop the chain no matter what, and he couldn't drag the emperor back.

But my stomach really hurts.

The pain was unbearable.

I want to have diarrhea and want to go to the toilet.

But Shi Jing handed over the work of serving to himself, and he couldn't give up halfway.

Besides, if you go to the toilet because of diarrhea and affect the waiter's bed, tomorrow the news spreads all over the harem, how can you mix it up?

But diarrhea is unbearable.

"The host has been detected to need to take medication, and there are medicines available in the system mall." When the screen lights up, it is a small battery.

Wind oil essence.

Cold Spirit.

Cockroach medicine.

Mosquito control.

What's in the bottom row? Good noodles cooked. It turned out to be a medicine for diarrhea.

Is there a cure for diarrhea?

Du Zhiyan hurriedly spent fifteen points to buy a box, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, take one pill first.

Emperor: I'm so difficult

Du only said: It's not easy for me to sleep