Sometimes I feel that Shi Jing is very clever.

Sometimes I feel that Shi Jing has nothing to do with cleverness.

"Journey to the West" is very good, and Shi Jing is overjoyed.

The crowd is like a tidal wave, constantly surging.

"Journey to the West" has not finished reading, I saw an open place to build a ten-meter-high flower shed, on the flower shed there is a man wearing a big wool open coat, with the flower stick in his hand dipped in the high temperature of the iron juice sprinkled on the roof of the shed, for a time the iron flower blooms, it is more than ten meters high, more than ten meters high iron flower is magnificent, like the stars falling into the world, flickering bright and dark, people are breathtaking.

Shi Jing was as happy as a child: "Du only said that you see, iron flowers are brighter than fireworks, and you can't see this in the palace." ”

Yes, the Shangyuan Festival in the palace is probably just a fireworks, how can there be a lively show in the city.

"If only I could never go back to the palace for the rest of my life." Shi Jing longed: "Du Zhiyan, do you say yes." ”

The emperor was next to him, and the sister-in-law was obviously eavesdropping on them with her ears.

Du only said: "Actually. Maybe there is also a good thing in the palace. ”

"Then tell me, what's going on in the palace?"

This.

Thinking about it with her fingers, she really didn't think of the benefits in the palace for a while, the competition in the harem is fierce, and if you are not careful, your head will not be protected, and the days of worrying are indeed very difficult, she has a system, she can open and hang anytime and anywhere, and she has to be careful of the embankment, not to mention other ordinary sisters who do not have a system.

"There are many better places in the palace." The emperor spoke in his throat again: "Is the emperor bad?" ”

"There are more little wives than iron flowers." Shi Jing pouted.

emperor

The iron flower soared into the sky, the sky turned white in an instant, and the emperor's ears turned red.

"Does Grandpa Du think the same way?" The emperor turned around.

In order to get out of the palace, it is not easy for the emperor to do so.

You time with the queen to worship the temple, to visit the queen mother, and with the harem concubines with rice balls, watch fireworks. I have seen three auxiliary ministers, and the golden bell of Taihe Palace has already rang ten times.

The harem concubines all know that the emperor does not accompany Du Zhiyan out of the palace to enjoy the scenery, and he can't regret his words, and in a hurry, the emperor asked Gao Rang to find a set of grandmother's clothes, and combed a rough bun with a headscarf to get out of the palace, and the queen took him to the palace gate, saying that she was sending the palace maid out of the palace to buy some rouge gouache, and there was a waist card, and the Gyeonggi guards let him go.

Because of the relationship between the secret guards, the emperor wanted to find Du Zhiyan, which was as easy as a breeze.

thought that she couldn't accompany her to travel to the capital of the Shangyuan Festival, she would be very disappointed and even unrelenting, who knew that she and Shi Jing had food and drink, licking the sugar gourd and watching the show more chic than him, the emperor.

When watching acrobatics, Du Chang was generous, and gave a reward of two taels of silver at once, which was really wealthy. When watching Peking Opera, I discussed the plot with Shi Jing and Shi Jing with melon seeds, if I hadn't been inserted between the two, I am afraid that the two would have tried to plot against the Tang monk with fine skin and tender meat on the stage.

As a man, the dignified king of a country, in order to come out to accompany her, forget it, she doesn't seem to need the emperor to accompany her.

Of course, Du Zhiyan knew that the old sister-in-law in front of his face was the emperor.

Don't say the avocado fragrance, the old sister-in-law is wearing the clothes of the grandmother in the palace, which old sister-in-law is not holding the child to watch the fireworks at this time, the emperor's old sister-in-law only rubs her side is a few meanings.

Besides, the emperor's iconic appearance, the appearance of fine skin and tender flesh, and the sloppy and rough makeup technique, she closed her eyes and knew that the emperor was pretending to be a man.

Du Zhiyan directly gave the emperor a blessing.

Shi Jing pulled her arm directly: "She stepped on your foot?" ”

"Ahem—" The emperor looked up.

The iron flower lit up again, and the iron flower more than ten meters high almost illuminated everyone's face.

Shi Jing felt that this old sister-in-law was a little familiar, and then looked at the deep and clean face, the long eyebrows with dark sideburns, who was it if it wasn't the emperor?

"The Emperor. Emperor."

"Ahem."

Shi Jing reacted, the emperor was dressed like this, obviously didn't want to disturb the melon-eating masses, everyone was out of the mix, how could the emperor's old bottom be exposed.

I didn't know what to call the emperor for a while.

Or the emperor was simply direct, directly grabbed Du Zhiyan's hand and squeezed to the front row to watch the iron flower.

"Yo, this father-in-law has such a handsome daughter-in-law." The crowd of onlookers quipped.

"Don't underestimate your father-in-law, our father-in-law of Chen Guo has a high status, let's just say that the high eunuch, he is a celebrity around the emperor, and even the ladies have to look up to him by three points."

It's about Gao Rang.

In order to avoid disturbing the people around him and Du Zhiyan to visit the capital, the emperor has ordered Gao Rang and the secret guard not to be too close, at least within 100 meters, not to appear.

"Look, my father-in-law has taken his daughter-in-law out to see the iron flowers, and some men have let their daughter-in-law take care of seven or eight children at home alone, and he comes out to have fun by himself, which is really not as good as a eunuch."

The emperor was a little embarrassed, the "father-in-law's daughter-in-law" in the mouth of the people was talking about him, right?

Du only said that he could adapt to the situation: "Come, lean on the palace. Lean on my father-in-law's shoulder, and my father-in-law will buy you sugar gourds to eat in a while. ”

The emperor blushed to the root of his ears, so he had to pretend to be a little daughter-in-law and lean on Du Zhiyan's shoulder.

He was tall, and he was really aggrieved by such a half-squatting appearance.

"Yo, this lady is very coquettish."

"This lady is even taller than my grandfather, and she is easy to give birth to at a glance."

The emperor's face is almost on fire, are the common people talking so presumptuous?

The people on the side hurriedly said: "The father-in-law is the father-in-law, and he can't give birth, if you anger people by saying this, you can't eat and walk around." ”

Iron flowers were sprinkled on the roof of the shed, thousands of trees and pear blossoms bloomed, and the air was filled with the smell of iron juice.

Suddenly, two thugs appeared, and a woman who looked like an old bustard squeezed into the crowd, and couldn't help but say that he would go to the moat with the emperor in his hands.

Someone robbed the emperor?

Du Zhiyan's heart was in his throat.

Fortunately, the emperor had some kung fu on his body, and he broke free from the two thugs and ran back, but he was outnumbered and caught back by the thugs, and the old bustard kicked the emperor in the stomach: "What, the one who signed the deed of sale and sold it to our brothel still wants to run?" No one has yet been able to escape from under the old lady's hands. ”

"Is there some misunderstanding?" Shi Jing said busily.

"What is the misunderstanding, this is her deed of sale." The old bustard took out the deed of sale from his arms, Du Zhiyan was the first time to see the deed of sale of the Qinglou, and the counterfeiting technology needed to be improved, but there were still details, for example, there were photos on the deed of sale, which was a portrait drawn with a brush, this portrait was a little familiar, there were seven or eight points like Du Zhiyan, and none of them were like the emperor.

The old bustard insisted on holding the emperor: "Because of her poor family, she had no money to bury her parents, so she voluntarily sold herself to our Qinglou, and we spent a hundred taels of silver." She took the money and buried her parents, and escaped from our green building, if it wasn't for today's Shangyuan Festival, she came out to watch the lanterns, we wouldn't be able to find her. ”

What the bustard said was exactly what he said.

Let the emperor struggle, she carried the emperor like a chicken.

The emperor has some martial arts on his body, but the old bustard directly rubbed his chest against the emperor: "Do you still want to beat me?" ”

Not like a woman.

The emperor retracted his hand.

"I haven't seen what kind of difficult lord the old lady is, you spent the old lady's money and don't want to work for the old lady, come on, take it back to the flower boat to pick up the guests."

Pick-up.

The misunderstanding is big.

Du only said that he couldn't take care of a lot, his husband was going to be pulled to pick up guests, which was really unheard of.

"You let him go." Du Zhiyan grabbed the bustard's arm.

The old bustard pincered the emperor like a crab, grabbed Du Zhiyan's arm with one hand and threw her out directly: "We only arrest this woman, it has nothing to do with you as a man, I advise you to get to know each other, otherwise you will lose your life, and it will be worth the loss." ”

It's a bit strange that the bustard calls Du Zhiyan a man.

Shangyuan Festival wandered in the city for half the night, everyone called her father-in-law, the clothes of the eunuch of Chen Guo, everyone in the capital knew it, why did this old bustard call her a man?

Doesn't she know the clothes of eunuchs?

The strange thing is that this old bustard looks like a woman, and the strength in her hands is surprisingly large.

Du Zhiyan was pushed by her, and threw it three or four meters away, and he felt like he had been kicked to the heart by a cow.

The system directly flashed a red light: "The host's body injury has been detected, there are bruising pills in the system mall, and the host can buy it at any time." ”

Du only said that he had no strength in his whole body, and he did not move.

The system's lights flashed more frequently: "Host unresponsive detected, is the host dead?" ”

Thank you, Xiaodian.

Please check my heartbeat.

I've been kicked right now, and my heart is almost jumping out of my mouth.

The dead man's heart doesn't beat so fast.

The emperor saw that Du Zhiyan was injured, and he couldn't care about whether the old bustard was male or female or not male or female, and stepped on the old bustard's leg with a palm about to split the old bustard's heavenly spirit cover, if this palm was split, the old bustard would not survive.

But the old bustard did not dodge at all, but raised his sleeves, and a cloud of white mist rose.

I don't know what kind of trick this is, it's like a fantasy.

The old bustard tried to catch Du Zhiyan, but the emperor ran over, but was shrouded by the white mist of the old bustard, his whole person was surrounded by the white mist, and his body suddenly lost his strength, and soon softened, and the strength to speak was almost gone.

Shi Jing was about to rush forward, but was grabbed by the neck by the two thugs and thrown into the moat.

The river was cold, and Shi Jing was thrown into the river and choked on several mouthfuls of water.

The flower boats on the river are brightly lit, and the women on the flower boats wear thin gauze clothes and lean on the boat to solicit business.

Shi Jing can't swim, and he will sink to the bottom after a few splashes in the water.

The river was biting cold, and Shi Jing felt that his body was sinking when it suddenly warmed up.

The river in front of her seemed to become transparent, and in that transparency, there was a place where she grew up, which was the Emperor's Mansion, and in a trance she saw her father and mother drinking tea in the garden, and she sat on the swing in the garden, swinging higher and higher with the wind. The flowers in the garden were so beautiful layer by layer, and her father and mother looked at her tenderly, and no one spoke.

Suddenly, these pictures were gone, and a strange and familiar face was rubbed in the bright or dark light, it was Cui Zhen.

Shi Jing's eyes became more and more blurred, Cui Zhen disappeared in front of her again, but Cui Zhen's voice came from her ears again: "Wake up, don't close your eyes." ”

Shi Jing only thought he was dying.

Otherwise, how could you see Cui Zhen.

After slowly opening his eyes and spitting a few mouthfuls of water, he realized that the person in front of him was really Cui Zhen.

Cui Zhen fished her out of the bottom of the river, and she lay in the crook of Cui Zhen's arm. Cui Zhen was covered with water, dripping downward.

"Help. Prevent. Ahem, help."

"Don't worry, the emperor and Du Chang will be fine." Cui Zhen asked Shi Jing to lean on the fence, flew forward, took out the short knife in his boots, and with three or two strokes, two thugs and an old bustard lay on the ground and chirped.

Cui really wanted to turn around to save the emperor, but the old bustard ran forward again, took off the hairpin and aimed it at the emperor and was about to stab it.

Cui Zhen stretched out his hand to block in front of the emperor, the old bustard's hairpin stabbed Cui Zhen's palm directly, Cui Zhen pulled out the hairpin in his hand and stabbed the old bustard's eyebrows, and the old bustard died of anger immediately.

"Catch it alive." The emperor shouted.

Maybe the movement was too big, the secret guards had already surrounded him, and Gao Rang also ran over out of breath, helping the emperor to frown in distress: "Your Majesty, let you suffer, kill those gangsters." ”

"Listen to yours or listen to me."

Gao Rang hurriedly knelt down and said, "Of course I listen to the emperor." ”

"Catch it alive."

"The emperor has an order to catch him alive." Gao rang shouted.

The secret guard protects the emperor's safety, and there has never been a mistake over the years, only this time, the emperor does not allow the secret guard to be too close, and the secret guard does not dare to disobey, but a little far away, the emperor is almost in danger.

If the emperor had a case, none of the 100 secret guards would survive.

After all, the rules of the secret guard are that if the emperor is killed, the secret guard will be killed.

The emperor gave an order, and the secret guard went up to the treetops on the roof with a slight sweep, and the net was already laid on the underwater boat.

The old bustard is dead, and only two thugs remain.

Of course, the two thugs were not the opponents of the dark guard, and after a few moves, they couldn't parry, and they were about to be caught by the dark guard, the two thugs gritted their teeth heavily, and a few drops of black blood flowed from the corners of their mouths, and they died.

"Back to the emperor, they were prepared, they had poison in their mouths, and now they have committed suicide by taking poison."

"Check."

"Yes." The Dark Guard came and went without a trace.

Calm returned to the capital.

"Cui Zhen, how are your hands?" The emperor was very concerned.

"It doesn't matter if the minister's hand is there, Emperor Xie cares. It's just a small injury. "Cui Zhen's hand is still dripping blood. He defended on the side, and he was also experienced in a hundred battles, so this little injury was really not enough to worry about.

Shi Jing took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and wrapped it for Cui Zhen personally.

Cui Zhen was frightened, and wanted to refuse several times, but the emperor persuaded him: "Let's wrap it." ”

"The minister did not dare to disobey. Thank the emperor for his kindness. ”

"Pedantic." Shi Jing rubbed his handkerchief.

"Thank you for your kindness. The minister retired. Cui Zhen rarely returned to Beijing, and wanted to come out to see the night in the capital, but he saw the emperor and Du Weiyan from afar.

The professionalism cultivated in the barracks, seeing that the secret guard was so far away from the emperor and crowded again, Cui Zhen became a little more vigilant.

I didn't want to, but I saved the emperor and others by mistake.

He didn't want to ask for credit, so he confirmed the emperor's safety and left.

On the way back, Du Zhiyan still had palpitations.

Now I know the benefits of those dark guards.

The carriage sped all the way, and the wind was as fast as lightning.

Shi Jing's body was wet, and now he was rolling up a blanket and shivering in the carriage.

Emperor: It's a big deal.