Gao Rang is the emperor's intimate little dog leg, Gao Rang just tells the truth.

"Du Changzai was overjoyed when he heard that he didn't have to sleep for two months."

"Du Changzai heard that he didn't have to sleep for two months, so he asked the small kitchen to prepare two good dishes, ready to eat with Master Shi."

The emperor had no intention of drinking tea.

What does it mean to let the small kitchen prepare two good dishes to eat with Shi Xiaozhu, it is obviously a celebration.

Instead of being overwhelmed, she celebrated.

Hehe.

Woman.

The emperor began to feel uneasy, and the hall wandered around to find faults, and finally his eyes fell on the tea cup: "Whoever made the tea, I only drink eight points of hot, this tea is cold, how can I drink it." ”

"Back to the emperor, this tea is eight points hot." The eunuch who was serving the tea quickly knelt down.

"Dog minion, the emperor said that if it's cold, it's cold, why don't you go and change a glass for the emperor." Gao Rang gave the little eunuch a look, the emperor never distinguishes between right and wrong, otherwise how can it be called finding fault, as a slave, just follow the emperor.

Gao Rang is an old fritter after all, and when he saw that the little eunuch was not good, he had to change the tea by himself: "Your Majesty, you wait, the slave will personally go to make tea for you." ”

"Don't go, I still have something to do for you."

"Yes." Gao Rang stood obediently.

Although the emperor's hand was swollen, the imperial doctor of the Tai Hospital had excellent medical skills, and he used medicine to correct the bones, and his hand immediately stopped hurting. The emperor picked up the brush and dipped it in some ink, picked up the pen and wrote a Du character on the rice paper, and wanted to continue writing, but he didn't know where to write it down.

Gao Rang was already panicked: "Your Majesty, your hand has not healed yet, so it is not suitable to write." ”

"What is this little injury of the eldest husband. What do you think of the Du character? The emperor lifted the rice paper.

"The emperor wrote. Fabulous. ”

The emperor put down the brush, rubbed the rice paper and threw it into the paper basket, stopped writing, and asked Gao Rang to call Du Zhiyan.

"I don't know why the emperor is always here?"

"Just say. I was seriously injured, and as a concubine, she should come to serve. ”

When Gao Rang went to Wanru Palace, Du Zhiyan and Shi Jing were still in you and I had a cup.

Shi Jing doesn't read much, so a good day with wine and meat can only be said to be "happy, happy, and comfortable".

Du only said a lot of words.

"Life is fleeting for a hundred years, and it must be hearty for eternity."

The two of them drank the mountain flowers and bloomed, cup after cup. I was drunk and went to sleep, and the Ming Dynasty intended to hold the qin. ”

"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone. ”

Drinking and drinking momentum.

The two of them were red-faced and red-eared from drinking.

Gao Rang hugged the dust and asked: "The emperor invites Du Chang to go to Taihe Palace." ”

"Your Majesty. The name of the emperor sounds a little familiar. Shi Jing was already drunk: "Du Zhiyan, do you know a eunuch named the emperor?" ”

Du Zhiyan was also slightly drunk: "Father-in-law Gao, I don't know what the emperor called me, what is the matter?" ”

"The emperor said that he was injured and needed to be served by his concubines. Du Chang is in a hurry, don't let the emperor wait for a long time. ”

The emperor asked him to serve, but he could only wait.

Taihe Palace.

The emperor is flipping through the excerpts presented by Nanfu after the case, a play "Tanuki for the Prince", a play "Sun Wukong Three Fights the White Bone Spirit", seeing the highlights, he patted the long case with his hand and hummed the lyrics gently.

I heard that the emperor went out of the palace to watch the play on the Shangyuan Festival, which was a shame for Nanfu. What kind of repertoire in Nanfu couldn't be arranged, so I hurriedly worked overtime to write a notebook and handed it to the emperor for review.

Just as he saw the white bone spirit transformed into the appearance of a young girl to send steamed buns to Tang Seng, and wanted to kidnap Tang Seng, Du Zhiyan's footsteps came from outside the hall.

The emperor hurriedly pressed the excerpt of "Monkey King Three Fights White Bone Spirit" under the fold, sat down solemnly, and deliberately rolled up his sleeves, revealing the back of his somewhat swollen hand.

The smell of wine on Du Zhiyan's body outside the screen came in.

The emperor saw that the excerpts of "Tanuki for the Prince" were still spread out, and he hurriedly pressed the excerpts at the bottom with lightning speed, and then waited for Du Zhiyan to come in.

Du Zhiyan's face was slightly red.

Bypassed the screen and saluted the emperor.

I was so full that I squatted down and almost sat on the ground.

The emperor almost stood up to hold on, remembering that he was still injured, and hurriedly retracted his hand.

"Du Chang is drinking?"

"Yes."

"Why do you drink wine in the middle of the day? What is the reason? ”

"Because. When the concubine heard that she would not be able to sleep for two months, she was really sad. "Du only tells a basket of lies.

"Really?" The emperor snorted.

Woman, you lie.

According to Gao Rang's report, it was clear that he knew that he didn't need to be happy and excited, and he asked for good wine and food to celebrate, but he dared to open his eyes and say nonsense, saying that he couldn't sleep, which was really sad.

What sadness, obviously I want to beat the gong and drum in celebration.

"Are you telling the truth?"

"The concubine said. Be. Truth. ”

"Honestly, then just drink? Didn't eat any food? ”

"Eat."

"What did you eat?"

When it comes to food, it comes to Du Zhiyan's professionalism.

Professional things are naturally the right answers.

"Sauerkraut fish, made from the largest herring, twenty skewers. Sweet and sour tenderloin, osmanthus fat duck, yellow braised shark fin, pea yellow. Twenty skewers were not enough, and ten more skewers were added. ”

The emperor frowned when he heard this.

Good guys, that's how sad it is.

I ate and drank a lot, and I added a few more.

After answering the emperor's question, Du Zhiyan also regretted a little, he shouldn't have said these things quickly. But after all, after drinking two more glasses of wine, as soon as the wine came up, my brain was a little confused, and my thinking was not so clear.

couldn't stop the emperor from asking questions all the time, one or two questions could still be dealt with, and after many answers, there were mistakes.

It's hard to prevent.

"I'm seriously injured." The emperor emphasized the heavy words fiercely: "I have been so seriously injured, you still eat and drink, you heartless women." ”

Du Zhiyan hurriedly knelt down, pretending to be weak and pitiful.

I knew that I was going to serve the emperor, so I drank less.

But it's too late to say these things now, so it's up to the emperor to deal with it.

"My hand is swollen, and it is inconvenient, you are here to serve." The emperor deliberately made a cold face.

"I heard that the people in the palace said that it was Wei Guiren's bed"

"She sleeps in her bed, and you come to serve during the day."

Oh, I see.

Wei Guiren is on the night shift.

Du only said that he could work the day shift.

There is no need to wait for the emperor to sleep during the day shift, and it is still necessary to do some chicken and dog work.

Serving the emperor is a matter of duty, and this work is only familiar.

Observing words and colors, Du only said that he would also.

As soon as he heard that the emperor needed to serve, Du Zhiyan decisively helped the emperor pinch his arm, from his arm to his wrist, from his wrist to his hand, and pinched the emperor's teeth: "Du Zhiyan, my hand is injured, do you plan to make my hand useless?" ”

Du Zhiyan hurriedly let go of his hand and served tea to the emperor.

The freshly brewed tea was still steaming.

Du Zhiyan diligently brought the tea to the long table, and opened the tea lid by the way: "Your Majesty, please use tea." ”

The emperor glanced at her and pouted.

"Your Majesty, please use tea."

"I'm so good at it."

"Then the emperor" Du Zhiyan still wondered in his heart, since the emperor heard it and brought the tea himself, why didn't the emperor use tea, and he still looked a little dissatisfied? What kind of anger is it? I didn't drop anything, and I didn't have to hand chopsticks and spoons to eat, how simple it is to drink tea, and I opened the lid of the bowl.

"My ears are good, but my hands are bad." The emperor held his breath.

"Ah, the concubine forgot, the emperor's hand is swollen and he can't serve the tea bowl." Du only said it in hindsight.

This stupid woman.

The emperor sighed and stretched his head forward for half a minute.

Since you know that his hands are not flexible and he can't hold the tea bowl, why don't you hurry up and feed him the tea?

Du Zhiyan picked up the tea bowl and handed it to Gao Rang: "The emperor can't serve tea, let's go." ”

Gao Rang Du Chang can't understand what you mean, it's not as good as me as a eunuch. It's strange to say, the emperor could obviously hold the tea bowl last time, and said that the tea was not hot enough, why did it suddenly not work at this time, and he couldn't hold it? Suddenly getting sicker? It shouldn't be.

The emperor told himself in his heart that Du Chang was drunk and should not be like her.

Gao Rang held the tea and served it to the emperor's mouth diligently, no matter what, he couldn't be thirsty for the emperor.

The emperor obviously refused: "Are all my concubines gone?" Significant you. ”

Gao let embarrassment.

Du Zhiyan understood the meaning of the emperor's words, and hurriedly handed the tea to the emperor's mouth.

The little eunuch is clever, this time the tea was eight points hot, and he specially roasted the tea tray for fear of being cold.

Sure enough, it was really eight points hot, Du Zhiyan's fingers were red, it was really bad, and he was afraid of burning the emperor, so he could only kindly remind: "Your Majesty. Tea is hot. ”

"I like to drink hot tea." The emperor is arrogant.

That's good, your majesty, you like to drink hot tea, just feed the concubines.

Du Zhiyan held the tea bowl against the emperor's lips.

The emperor's lips only touched the tea bowl and regretted it, God knows how this eight-point hot is so hot, the emperor took a sip, felt that his tongue was wooden, and wanted to stretch out his hand to push the tea bowl away in a panic, only to remember that he told Du Zhiyan that his hand was seriously injured and could not be used.

Then bear with it.

The emperor drank three sips of tea and began to sweat in his head.

After three more sips, white smoke began to rise from his hair, as if Taishang Laojun was refining the pill, and the thick white smoke slowly rose and was still steaming.

"The emperor likes to drink such hot tea." Du only expressed concern.

"I've had this hobby since I was a child."

"The concubine thinks it's so hot, aren't you afraid of the heat, Your Majesty?"

"It's hot, it's not hot at all." The emperor has a hard mouth.

The end of the hard mouth is that after drinking a cup of tea, the mouth is red.

Gao Rang was so anxious that he secretly stomped his feet.

This ignorant little eunuch poured such hot tea, what a sin the emperor suffered.

I thought it was time to rest after drinking tea, but the emperor still had a project.

Horizontally and vertically, Du Zhiyan was called, and he couldn't be taken lightly.

"I'm hungry, I want a snack."

Good.

Eat a snack.

The pea yellow was served.

The yellow-orange pea yellow is really soft and glutinous.

There is also a dragon whisker crisp, the dragon whisker crisp is so thin, as thin as a hair, there are thousands of them in a box. And it's all frosting, not to mention how sweet it is.

The emperor is still sitting, and he can't lift his hands.

Du Zhiyan fed the pea yellow into the emperor's mouth, and the emperor tasted the soft pea yellow, and there was a smile on his face: "This pea yellow is not bad." The dates inside are also sweet. ”

"The dragon whisker cake is sweeter, do you want to taste it?"

"Let's have a little taste."

Du Zhiyan rolled up some dragon whisker cakes, about the size of a dragon's eye, and put them in the emperor's mouth.

The dragon's beard became bigger, and the emperor choked and coughed twice.

Du Zhiyan hurriedly patted his back and asked the little eunuch to make a cup of tea.

Thinking about drinking tea and suffering that torture, the emperor didn't want to suffer a second time, so he coughed and said, "Don't like to eat dry, you don't need tea." ”

"Your Majesty, you are really different, it's not good to eat dragon whisker crisp."

"I said I could swallow. You can swallow it. I like to eat dry. The emperor rolled his eyes and swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, and a roll of dragon whiskers was swallowed into his stomach.

The emperor's eyes were red.

Gao Jean stomped his feet and stomped straight to the sparks.

God, this is how much the emperor has been wronged.

You can't drink too much tea, and you can't eat too much dim sum, otherwise you will die.

The emperor came up with a new idea: "I want to watch opera." ”

After all, if you're well fed and drink, it's time for some entertainment.

Gao Rang heard that the emperor wanted to watch an opera performance, so he immediately went to invite the servants of Nanfu.

The emperor tilted his body slightly, and took the play book "Tanuki for the Prince" from the fold: "Let's play this." ”

Gao rang coughed twice.

Your Majesty, you are seriously injured, your hands are almost useless, but you must not pull out the play book with your hands, it will be exposed.

The emperor clearly didn't react.

Gorang coughed twice.

"Gao, if your throat is uncomfortable, let Imperial Doctor Zhang prescribe you some fat sea tea to drink."

Gao Rang swept the excerpt and blinked vigorously.

The emperor suddenly realized, and suddenly understood, Gao Rang was reminding him.

It's sloppy, it's sloppy, it's almost exposed.

The emperor asked Gao Rang to take out the trick book.

Gao Rang held "Tanuki for the Prince" to Du Zhiyan.

"Du Chang is here, do you want to watch a play?"

"Yes."

Watching a movie in ancient times is equivalent to watching a movie in modern times.

In ancient times, there were few entertainment items, and watching a theater was a good pastime. Du Zhiyan is not like some concubines, who are jealous in the harem, so she likes to eat melon seeds and watch plays.

"Tanuki for the Prince" refers to the legend of the exchange of children between Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty and the Chen family of Haining.

Zhejiang Haining Chen, from the end of the Ming Dynasty, many generations of hairpins. The best of the best. Later, the Chen family, such as Chen Shuo, Chen Shiqi, Chen Yuanlong and other fathers, sons, uncles and nephews, were all high-ranking officials and highly respected.

During the Kangxi period, Sejong was the prince and was especially friendly with Chen Shiqi. It happened that two families had children at the same time.

When Sejong heard this, he was very happy and ordered the Chen family to carry their son into the palace, and after a long time, he sent it back. The Chen family found that it was no longer their boy who was returned, but a girl.

This kind of palace ban secrets, the emperor is not very credible, the palace ban is strict, and the possibility of being able to change children is very small.

"I don't want to watch that one, let the people of Nanfu line up "Monkey King Three Fights White Bone Spirits"."

Soon, Nanfu Singer came.

There are those who make up as Monkey King, those who make up as white bone spirits, and those who dress up as Tang monks.

It is Sun Wukong who plays a somersault cloud for 108,000 miles to go out to explore the terrain, and the white bone spirit transforms into the appearance of a village girl, carrying a basket of steamed buns to lure Tang Seng.

Du Zhiyan watched it with relish.

The palace maid of Taihe Palace also served a plate of pumpkin seeds and a plate of watermelon seeds.

A pumpkin seed in the left hand and a watermelon seed in the right hand.

Pumpkin seeds are salty, watermelon seeds are sweet.

One sweet and one salty is just right, and the palace maid who is thirsty also brings tea.

Emperor: Du only said that I thank you for your considerate service