Chapter 150: Dipping the Pig Cary
What does the fake Cui Zhen want to do?
Robbery?
She is not the richest, she should rob the emperor, the emperor has an inner treasury.
Robbery?
This black light is blinding, her appearance is not enough, and it is more cost-effective to rob and defend nobles than to intercept her.
I won't fancy her talent. She is usually very low-key, and it is easy not to show her inner beauty.
If it's not for her, it's against her.
After some reasoning, Du only said that this fake Cui Zhen must not be well-intentioned.
Cui Zhen hugged her tightly, pretending to be more affectionate than the emperor: "Cousin, I don't ask for much in this life, I just want to have a child with you." Even if I die, the child will be taken care of by you, and it will be raised as the emperor's child, and it will be fine clothes and food, and you can also be a mother and a child, after all, the emperor has no heirs, which is enough to show that the emperor is not good, and you can't give birth to a child if you follow him. It's better to be born with me, and when the day comes when the mother and son are expensive, we can kill two birds with one stone, why not do it. ”
The emperor is standing not far away, these words are really not very good. What does the emperor can't do, the emperor is the most taboo to say this.
If it was in Taihe Palace, the emperor would have to draw out the imperial sword and kill this Cui Zhen.
Such a thunderbolt on such a sunny day is simply too deceitful.
Wei Concubine whispered: "It turned out to be Du Changzai's cousin, an old acquaintance." ”
"Am I deaf?" The emperor gritted his back molars.
"Who are you, and why are you hurting me?" Du only resisted.
But she is not the opponent of the fake Cui Zhen at all, the fake Cui Zhen held her in his arms and couldn't help but kiss her forehead: "Cousin, you and I are childhood sweethearts, this is a good karma, you were the most innocent in the past, how did you become hypocritical when you entered the palace, don't you dare to recognize me as a cousin?" I still remember that when you didn't enter the palace, we drank and had fun in your room that spring, and my cousin at that time was not as repulsive as she is now. ”
In the spring of that year, the wing room drank and had fun.
Hehe.
The time, place, and characters are there.
The emperor has a picture in his mind.
It's just that he came out to relax, and he earned a green hat for no reason.
The emperor clenched his fist.
"I've already inquired, there is no one in the gazebo in front, cousin for the sake of my Cui family, just go with me." Fake Cui Zhen said loudly: "Otherwise, I, Cui Zhen, hugged my cousin and you over." ”
Wei Concubine's face turned red: "It turns out that Du Chang has a cousin named Cui Zhen." ”
The emperor: "This Cui is really dead." ”
Du Zhiyan had already noticed that the emperor and his concubine were eating melons not far away.
I didn't know how to explain it, and I saw the queen mother leading the concubine, Zhao Promise, Tian Lingyue and others to come over happily.
Sure enough, the house leak happened to be rainy, and the disaster was not a one-way street.
Everyone went to the Imperial Garden to enjoy the flowers, and in the moonlight, they saw a woman in green clothes hugging a man in pale clothes, and everyone was taken aback.
Tian Lingyue: "Nanfu has a new night play?" What is this track? is still covered with a mask, like an assassin, is he playing Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin? ”
Meng Yuzhu: "Tian agreed, saying that you have little knowledge, you still don't believe it, what Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin, it is obviously a drama of a tryst between men and women." What do you think, Queen? ”
The queen was supported by Guiyuan, took a closer look at the fluorescence of the moonlight and the octagonal palace lamp, and shook her head: "Why did you arrange a scene of fighting and killing?" This drama is vivid. ”
Meng Yuzhu laughed: "Queen Mother, you are really joking, what kind of drama is this, this palace looks at it, it seems that someone is cheating here." ”
As soon as the word cheating came out, everyone was stunned.
Cheating in the palace is a capital offense.
Everyone doesn't believe that anyone has this dog's guts.
Meng Yuzhu took the lantern in his hand and raised it higher, the moonlight was like silver, the firelight was bright, and a man in pale clothes hugged Du Zhiyan tightly under the moonlight.
Unexpectedly, it was the emperor's favored Du Chang who was having a private meeting with a man. I really know people and faces, but I don't know my heart. ”
The man in pale clothes let go of Du Weiyan, flew up and kicked on the lantern in Meng Yuzhu's hand, the octagonal palace lamp caught fire in an instant, under the firelight, the man turned over the wall and slipped away, Meng Yuzhu was quick and pulled a jade plaque from his waist.
The jade plaque is a Cui character.
The queen mother was stunned in place, unable to accept such a drastic picture for a while.
Meng Yuzhu had already carried the jade plate to the emperor, as if she was afraid that the emperor would not be illiterate, and helped to annotate: "The emperor looks, this is the evidence that Du Chang is having a private meeting with others, this jade plate is a Cui character, and there are not many young Langjun surnamed Cui in the capital." ”
The emperor was silent.
"Your Majesty, Du Chang is in the palace of filth, his crime should be punished, and the concubines will take the lives of the whole clan as a guarantee, and ask the emperor to severely punish Du Changzai." Meng Yuzhu held the jade plaque and said vigorously: "The emperor may not have seen these unsightly pictures, but the concubines and sisters have seen it." ”
The emperor's eyebrows drooped.
Who said I didn't see it.
I arrived before you.
I've seen more of the story than you do.
The emperor clapped his hands.
The dark guard flew down from the roof and pressed Du Zhiyan to the ground.
The emperor sighed: "What are you doing to arrest her, arrest that man." ”
The dark guard jumped onto the palace wall in brocade clothes and disappeared.
The flowers of the Imperial Garden are not appreciated.
The group was directly divided into three teams.
A team headed by Meng Yuzhu, with evidence as the criterion, asked the emperor to govern Du only to say the crime of disturbing the harem, if the crime is convicted, it will be death.
The second team is led by the queen. The queen moved out of the old yellow calendar, and counted how Du Zhiyan has taken care of her sisters since she entered the palace, saying that even if she, the queen, has a private meeting with a man, Du Zhiyan will not have a private meeting with a man.
The emperor listened to the sweat, the queen, you can't speak, just go to the side to rest, you are a queen, what are the examples of three long and two short.
And the three teams, that is, the emperor's concubines and others, advocate seeing everything, but holding everything in their hearts, just don't say it, let others guess.
At this critical juncture, how could Tian Lingyue miss the opportunity, and went up and stepped on it at the right time: "I remember that Du Changzai has a cousin surnamed Cui, named Cui Zhen." I didn't expect to touch it here, but why is Cui Zhen wearing a mask? I'm afraid that Du Chang is afraid of others seeing it, right? I see that Du Changzai is also fully dressed, nothing should have happened to the two of them, right? ”
These heart-wrenching words are clearly for the emperor.
I was afraid that the emperor's association was not rich enough, and he also told the emperor that his clothes were not complete. At this time, the clothes are complete, who knows if the two of them are fully clothed at other times?
A simple-minded person like Shi Jing also understood what Tian Lingyue said, and immediately stared at her and said, "Tian promised to think about men and women every day, is he crazy?" ”
Tian Lingyue.
Emperor: Ahem.
Shi Jingzhen brought you into the palace to be my concubine, not for you to be the leader of the discipline team, at this time, everyone is studying Du Changzai's private meeting with men, you don't come out indiscriminately to protect her because you have a little friendship with Du Changzai, which makes outsiders look at it, and it seems that you are unreasonable and unreasonable.
However, Shi Jing's unreasonable appearance is two points cute.
At least after she scolded Tian Lingyue, Tian Lingyue stopped.
Meng Yuzhu stepped forward and knelt in front of the emperor: "If today's matter cannot be handled fairly by the emperor, then what is the atmosphere of the harem?" Ask the emperor to severely punish Du Chang and take the palace as a concubine. ”
"How does the concubine think that Du Chang is going to be punished?"
"In the opinion of the concubine, soak the Du family in the pig cage."
Dipping in the pig cage, this way of dying is a bit vulgar.
There is no such punishment in a high place like the palace.
Meng Yuzhu obviously came prepared: "The concubine forgot, soaking the pig cage is a folk method, our sisters are in the palace, even if they are executed, there is a high-sounding way to die, it is better to crack the car." ”
The car cracks, tsk.
Rebels and thieves don't have this treatment.
The queen was obviously a little confused, looking left and right, and quietly asked Wei Concubine: "What is a car crack?" ”
"It is to tie a person's head and limbs to five chariots, put a horse or ox on it, and pull it in five different directions, so that the human body is torn into five pieces, so it is called a chariot split."
The queen's mouth was open enough to stuff two crabs: "No, no, no, Du Changzai is not guilty of this." ”
"The queen's mother, Du Chang betrayed the emperor when she betrayed her, she met with foreign men in the palace privately, and did unscrupulous things. The queen mother's mother is the world, isn't this kind of thing to deal with? With such indulgence, how can it show the majesty of the Middle Palace? ”
Meng Yuzhu pressed forward step by step.
The queen was not happy in her heart, thinking that you are so sharp and sharp, it is better for the queen of this palace to do a good job for you, it seems that you will be the queen better than this palace.
No matter how Meng Yuzhu added oil and vinegar, the queen didn't listen, but helped her up by Du Zhiyan's arm, rubbed her palms and comforted: "Are you frightened?" It's okay, just cook two dishes slowly. Send a plate of crispy fried lilies to Jingren Palace tomorrow morning, and this palace wants to eat it. ”
Meng Yuzhu.
"What's the big deal, this palace knows you're not that kind of person. If you want to blame it, this palace shouldn't have taken the sisters to the imperial garden to enjoy the flowers tonight. If you don't come to enjoy the flowers, you won't see them, and nothing will happen. ”
Meng Yuzhu.
This is a blatant cover-up of Du Zhiyan.
I don't know what kind of medicine Du Zhiyan gave to the queen to make the queen take such care of her.
She finally persuaded the queen to gather the sisters to enjoy the flowers tonight, in order to pass by here and let everyone testify, but the queen did not distinguish between right and wrong, even if she saw it with her own eyes, she had to open her eyes and say nonsense, blindly protecting Du Zhiyan.
The emperor stared at Du Zhiyan silently.
If it was cheating, Du Zhiyan would definitely be flustered and scared at this moment.
She was not scared at all, but picked up a pomegranate from the ground, held it in her hand, and looked in circles.
Everyone was looking at her, she was looking at the pomegranate, watching very attentively.
"Your Majesty, Du Changzai not only doesn't know how to behave, but also clearly doesn't take the emperor in his eyes, when such a big thing happens, she actually plays with pomegranates, and she doesn't even want to give the emperor an explanation. Does the emperor just endure it? Meng Yuzhu cried: "The concubine is not worth it for the emperor, the emperor is biased and Du Chang is here, the emperor, your sincerity, in the end, you have been disappointed." ”
"Among us show girls, Sister Du is the most in line with the emperor's wishes. The emperor is also the best for Sister Du, but this happened tonight, maybe this is the first time, and please ask the emperor to look at Sister Du's past feelings, and don't punish her heavily. It is Cui Zhen who should be punished, Cui Zhen despised the palace rules and did this thing that insulted the emperor's reputation, and he should be arrested and executed, so as not to spread this kind of thing." Tian Lingyue whispered on the side.
Tian Lingyue's words have two meanings, one is to say that Du Zhiyan is afraid that it is not the first time that he has done such a disgraceful thing as a private meeting with a man, so you can have a snack for the emperor. The second is that only by killing Du Zhiyan and Cui Zhen can you get a hundred.
The emperor is quite calm.
Du Zhiyan was more calm than the emperor.
The concubine and Tian Lingyue were babbling in the moonlight, and Du Zhiyan even wanted to laugh a little.
The emperor was keenly aware of Du Zhiyan's dimples.
"Du, what are you laughing at?" The emperor had a cold face.
Tsk, Duch.
Don't even deserve a name?
Man.
Du Zhiyan fiddled with the pomegranate in his hand, and only said lightly: "I don't have a private meeting with a man, you are wrong, concubine." ”
These words are simply an insult to the intelligence of the concubine.
If it weren't for the emperor being here, Du Zhiyan would have said such indulgent and uninhibited words, Meng Yuzhu would have jumped up and slapped her twice.
"The queen mother also saw it, how can you say that the palace is wrong?" Meng Yuzhu's eyes are like sharp blades.
Queen: "I didn't see anything in this palace. ”
"Zhao promised to be behind the queen, Zhao promised to see it clearly."
Zhao promised: "I just look up at the moon, the moon is so beautiful tonight, how do you say the moonlight tonight, Your Majesty?" ”
Meng Yuzhu choked.
It had to be her dogleg Tian Lingyue to assist: "Even if the sisters don't see it clearly, the emperor sees it clearly, and the emperor has to decide on this matter." ”
The emperor looked at Du Weiyan and wanted to hear her explanation.
Du Zhiyan held the pomegranate and said unhurriedly: "I'll say three points here." First, someone was holding me just now, but it wasn't my cousin Cui Zhen. ”
"Other men hug, isn't it different in nature? I don't know if my sister is innocent or thinks the emperor is easy to deceive? Or, don't bother to lie to the emperor. Tian Lingyue sneered.
"Can Tian promise not to interject?" Shi Jing couldn't get used to Tian Lingyue's appearance of wanting to insert Du Zhiyan from time to time: "I'm not copying scriptures in Changle Palace at this time, what are you doing when you come out to make a fuss?" If Du Changzai is punished, what good will it do you? Will that man belong to you? ”
Tian Lingyue.
The emperor glanced at Du Zhiyan and motioned for her to continue.
"The person holding me just now was not my cousin Cui Zhen, but a woman."
Everyone
"I know where that woman went."
Everyone
"If you don't believe me, just follow me, not only will I be able to find the woman pretending to be my cousin, but I will also know where her outfit is hidden."
Everyone
"I know who instructed her to frame me."
Boy. It's no longer a cheating drama, it's a detective drama.
Everyone is already gearing up, so Du Chang is hurrying to lead the way, anyway, the long night is long, I have no intention of sleeping, and eating melons under the moon is also very pleasant.
It's just that Meng Yuzhu's face is not very good-looking, and seeing that everyone is gathering to see the excitement, she leaned next to the emperor and said: "Du Changzai's rhetoric is simply incredible. In order to clear the name, did you start talking nonsense? What if she couldn't find the person she had just fornicated? ”
"But I ask the emperor to decide." Du only swore an oath: "The emperor is wise and martial." ”
This is a bright sycophant.
In normal times, the emperor may be happy.
This night is different, this night the emperor feels a little heavy on his head, and he can't laugh. I just squeezed out a smile and wanted to pretend to be calm, but it was more ugly than crying.