The method of killing one stone with one stone, the queen thought about it with great difficulty.

Killing three birds with one stone, the queen couldn't imagine that there was such a method in this world.

"You say."

"My sister is pregnant with a dragon and phoenix fetus, as long as she gives birth, give me a child."

"Sister, rest assured, my sister is pregnant with a dragon and phoenix fetus, and the boy born at that time must be my sister's, and the girl born will belong to me. After the girl returns to me, I will not have any other children in this life, and I will definitely treat her well. And my sister has a boy, so she will naturally sit firmly in the middle palace at that time. But because of this girl, you can block Youyou's mouth, lest someone say that our Wei's daughter can't have children. ”

The queen hesitated.

After all, she also knew that she was pregnant, and she was already a little shocked, and Wei Zhaoning said that she wanted her to have a child, and she still couldn't react.

Wei Zhaoning wept: "I know, it's not easy to conceive in October, who wants to give their children to others." It's reasonable for my sister not to agree, but my sister doesn't know the depths. My sister is here to say goodbye to my sister. ”

Wei Zhaoning said, and put the hairpin against his neck.

The queen was a little flustered, snatched the hairpin from her hand and threw it aside: "I promise you, don't think about it, I promise you." However, even if I give you a child after October, your belly will ...... in these ten months How do you explain the extra child? ”

"I don't bother my sister about this." Wei Zhaoning took a soft pillow with his backhand and put it on her abdomen, and sure enough, her abdomen bulged: "As long as you stuff something into your clothes every month, you can hide people's ears and eyes, but in the past ten months, Imperial Doctor Zhang can only come to diagnose my pulse, so as not to make mistakes." When the time comes, our Wei family will find a safe and stable wife, and we just need to bring my sister's daughter over. ”

Imperial Physician Zhang was silent.

It is a great sin to do such a thing in the palace.

"Imperial Doctor Zhang, you have always come to Jingren Palace to check the pulse, if this matter shakes out, then you leaked it." Concubine Wei stared at Imperial Physician Zhang's face and whispered, "If this matter is exposed, my life will be gone, and Imperial Physician Zhang, your whole family, will not be able to retreat with all your body." ”

"Minister—do your best."

"From now on, you can go to the Tai Hospital to dispense medicine, and the Queen Mother will also receive news that I and the Queen Mother are pregnant. If this matter is successful, Imperial Doctor Zhang, you will naturally enjoy endless glory and wealth. ”

Sure enough, the news that the queen and Concubine Wei were pregnant at the same time spread.

In Cining Palace, the Queen Mother was so happy that she burned several pillars of incense for the Bodhisattva.

She worshiped and worshipped every day, hoping that the Wei family could produce a prince, and sure enough, Concubine Wei was pregnant, and the stupid queen by the way was also like a hanger, and suddenly became pregnant.

Since then, the position of the Wei family has stabilized.

"Our Wei family and the Min family have been complementary to each other for many years, and over the years, the emperor has no children, the queen is not pregnant, and the mourning family is very worried. Now that the middle palace is pregnant, and the concubine is pregnant, it is really blessed by God. ”

I asked Mama to call Imperial Physician Zhang to inquire about the matter in person, and listened to what Imperial Physician Zhang had prescribed, and rewarded Imperial Physician Zhang with one hundred taels of silver, entrusting him to take care of Jingren Palace's belly.

Such a double happiness, of course, must be shared with the emperor.

The emperor got up from the bed, and Du only waited for him to change his clothes, and the queen mother entered the Taihe Palace.

"Congratulations to the Emperor." The Queen Mother was full of smiles.

The emperor also smiled: "What are the happy events in the palace?" ”

"Hasn't the queen sent someone to tell the emperor yet? The emperor has a child. The emperor's concubine was pregnant. ”

The emperor was shocked, and held Du Zhiyan's wrist and said, "When did it happen?" Why didn't you tell me? ”

"Concubine...... I don't know ......."

"No wonder you always like to eat spicy food recently, the food you cook in your small kitchen is either hot and sour bean skin or spicy cabbage, it turns out that you are pregnant, the so-called sour and spicy girl, are you afraid that you are not pregnant with a princess, I have a daughter?" The emperor was overjoyed.

Du Zhiyan looked confused.

Recently, she likes to eat spicy food, so she makes a hot pot to eat every three or five days.

The dishes of the House of Internal Affairs are very fresh, and there are many kinds of vegetables in this season, so shabu-shabu cannot be more comfortable.

Especially the spicy red oil pot bottom, the vegetables are crispy and crispy after two seconds.

Can you get pregnant by eating hot pot?

Du Zhiyan knew that this was cranky.

She has been sleeping with the concubine a while ago, and she has just been stained with the emperor's meat, so it is impossible for her to become pregnant overnight.

The Queen Mother sat down by the window and had a few wrinkles at the corners of her eyes: "It's not that Du Chang is pregnant, it's that the queen and Concubine Wei are pregnant." ”

"The queen is pregnant with Concubine Wei?"

"Isn't it, Imperial Physician Zhang has checked it several times, both of them are pregnant, and the days are about the same, and the emperor has a successor. We, the Wei family, will never fail the emperor's grace. ”

"Gao Rang, tell the judge of the Tai Hospital to go and see it in person." The emperor commanded.

Soon, the Tai Hospital sentenced to Jingren Palace, followed by Taiyi Zhang, who carried the medicine box.

There was a fine sweat on Imperial Physician Zhang's forehead.

The queen was drinking pear water on the brocade bed, probably because she was pregnant with two children, and her belly was bigger than average, and she didn't want to eat greasy, but just wanted to eat something sweet.

The court sentenced him to be ordered to check the pulse of the queen's concubine.

The queen was afraid of it, for fear that the court judge would see the truth.

Concubine Wei hurried over and stood in front of the brocade bed, saying that the queen didn't want to see the living recently, and asked the court to sentence her back.

"But the emperor personally explained and asked the ministers to show the two mothers."

Concubine Wei held her stomach and pretended to be in pain: "Is the judge of the court trying to make the queen angry?" The pulse of the queen's mother has always been watched by Imperial Doctor Zhang, so she will not be sentenced to adulthood. ”

The court sentence was very frightened, in case Wei Concubine made a mistake because of improper response, then his ten heads would not be enough to cut off.

The court had to go and reply to the emperor: "The queen is lying down, saying that she doesn't want to see the living." The minister failed to diagnose the pulse. ”

The queen doesn't want to see the living?

The queen mother is well-informed, and said with a smile: "The emperor is a man, of course he doesn't understand the quirks of this woman's pregnancy." Some women are pregnant, they like to eat some strange things, such as usually don't like spicy food, suddenly change their appetite, some women can cry several times a day when they are pregnant, and some women are pregnant, and they vomit from beginning to end. It's just a personal difference. The queen is now pregnant, and she doesn't want to see the living, but she doesn't have to be reluctant, isn't there a princess Zhang to take the queen's pulse? ”

There are two points of truth in what the Queen Mother said.

After everyone left, the emperor alone left the hospital sentenced.

"You can't ask the court to sentence you to go in vain. Give her a pulse. The emperor pointed to Du Zhiyan, who was sucking and drinking tea with his hand.

It turned out that the hospital sentenced the adult to give him a physical examination.

Du Zhiyan hurriedly waved his hand: "Your Majesty, the concubine is in good health and is not sick." ”

The emperor: "You don't say if you are sick or not, the court will judge and give her a pulse." ”

All right.

The judge put a small handkerchief on Du Zhiyan's arm, and groaned slightly: "Du Changzai's body is strong, and his pulse is strong and powerful. Recently, my appetite has been better. ”

Du Zhiyan nodded.

"The pulse beats regularly, this is a good pulse, and the sleep that Du Chang has been in lately is also good."

Du Zhiyan nodded.

The emperor seemed to be a little anxious: "Court judgment, you can see, is she pregnant?" ”

The court judge touched Du Zhiyan's pulse again.

I haven't slept for the past few months, and if I can get pregnant, then I'm a ghost.

"Back to the emperor, Du Changzai is not pregnant."

"I'm not pregnant." The emperor was a little disappointed: "You can see it." ”

"Got it."

The emperor waved his hand and asked the court to go back.

Du Zhiyan is a blind man and has seen the emperor's loss, and it is imperative to retreat first. After all, the emperor worked hard but did not harvest the grains, so didn't the emperor work in vain?

Du Zhiyan strode to the door, and the emperor easily caught her back and pressed her on the couch.

"Why are you in such a hurry?"

"When the concubine heard that the queen was pregnant with Concubine Wei, the concubine was overjoyed and anxious to congratulate."

"When someone else is pregnant, what do you rejoice about?"

"I ......"

"Du Chang is here, I see that you can eat and sleep, but you are not pregnant. Can't you? The emperor lifted Du Zhiyan's chin with his fingers.

Shi can not be humiliated, the emperor was rumored in the palace that you can't do it, you are so angry that you jump to your feet, and now you just have an heir, you forget the scar and forget the pain, you will insult your concubines. You are so merciful, my emperor.

Of course, Du Zhiyan will not admit that he can't.

The neck squinted: "Whether the concubine can't do it or who can't do it, it's impossible to say." ”

"Who can't? Which who? I suspect you're talking about me. ”

"Huh."

"I can do it. Now that the queen is pregnant with Concubine Wei, it is proof, as for Du Changzai, you are not pregnant, there are only two possibilities. ”

"What two possibilities?"

"One, you can't."

Du Zhiyan snorted.

"Then there is only the second possibility. It's not that you can't, it's that you don't work hard enough. ”

The emperor lay in her ear, his clear, deep eyes staring at her eyelashes.

Du could see her in his eyes as a matter of words.

He has pear vortex.

He bit his lip slightly.

The avocado scent on his body is so fresh.

The gold buckle on his collar was still unfastened, revealing his collarbone and slender neck.

Du Zhiyan's face flushed: "The concubine is a woman, how can a woman work hard." ”

What Du only said meant, isn't this a man's hard work and the emperor's hard work?

The emperor disagreed, and listed the means and efforts of the women who have been favored by the emperors from ancient times to the present.

For example, the emperor likes thin waists, so they are frugal and eat and clothing, and would rather faint than have their waists thin. For example, the emperor loves to watch dance programs, and the concubines dance barefoot on the frozen lake in winter, even if they fall into the lake and their lips are purple from the cold. For example, in order to get pregnant, some people drink fetal pills three times a day, and their faces are yellow. Or in order to make the emperor's sheep cart stop at the gate of his palace, he took great pains to sprinkle salt at the door.

In short, for the sake of grace and heirs, concubines must not only have a good figure, but also have good talents and good thoughts.

When the emperor was talking, Du only showed off a plate of purple-skinned peanuts.

The purple peanuts in the imperial dining room are fried with cashew nuts, which are crispy and fragrant, and have an endless aftertaste. The purple peanuts were placed on the small table in front of the couch, and Du Zhiyan stretched out his arm to pinch one, stretched out his arm and pinched another, which was really delicious.

The emperor shook his head: "I can see it." ”

"What did the emperor see?"

"I can see you don't want to work hard."

Neglecting to deal with it in front of the emperor, doesn't that make the emperor unhappy? Do you still want to mix in the palace?

Of course, Du Zhiyan didn't dare to be too presumptuous, so he hurriedly lay down on the couch and pretended to be pitiful: "Your Majesty, it's not that the concubines don't work hard, it's really those women who have been loved by the emperor since ancient times, and the methods they have done, the concubines are stupid and can't learn it." ”

"It's not that you can't learn, I don't think you want to learn. You're thinking about your little kitchen right now, I'm not as good as the casserole in your little kitchen. ”

"How can the emperor be inferior to the casserole, and the concubines will not sleep with the casserole."

The emperor wanted to laugh in his heart, but he couldn't help it. The long eyebrows were raised slightly, and Du Zhiyan was pressed down: "Everyone else has children, but you don't, you don't work hard, what do you want to do?" ”

"The concubine also wants to get pregnant, but the matter of pregnancy depends on chance. When the opportunity comes, there will be naturally, and if the opportunity is not reached, it is useless for the concubine to be anxious. ”

"Nonsense, what chance is not chance, or you are unwilling to work hard."

Look at it, the emperor, you are unreasonable.

I couldn't refute him.

Du Zhiyan pouted: "The concubine really can't learn." ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't, there's a person who is very good at it and can let him teach you."

"Who?"

"I."

Du Zhiyan......

The emperor's clothes that he hadn't worn began to fall down again, he was already unbuttoning, the gold buckle in his neck was not buttoned properly, but now he unfastened another one, good guy, his chest was exposed.

At this hour, the sun has passed the roof, the emperor, don't work blindly, spread the word that the emperor doesn't want to be famous, she still wants it.

"Your Majesty, please pay attention to your words and deeds." Du only shrank down: "It's not early." ”

"It's not early in the morning, just go to bed." The emperor pressed her shoulder: "If you don't work hard, you won't admit it, I have such a good teacher to teach you, and you don't want to learn, what are you waiting for?" ”

All right.

The emperor insisted on operation.

Then come according to the emperor's wishes.

When Du Zhiyan limped back to Wanru Palace, Shi Jing was waiting for her to eat hot pot together.

Hot pot, put the hairy belly in and scald it for a few seconds, and take it out crispy. On this day, Shi Jing was showing off wildly there, and Du Zhiyan's mind was still on the bed in Taihe Palace.

What a big bed.

The emperor doesn't know where the bull strength came from.

"The queen mother and the concubine are pregnant. The next one could be that you are pregnant. Shi Jing took a bite of mushrooms.

"Don't curse me." Du Zhiyan put down the chopsticks, if she is pregnant, the hot pot will probably not be able to show off, her body is still young, and getting pregnant too early is not good for her health, she doesn't want to get pregnant at this time.

Shi Jing chewed the mushroom to express her worry: "The two in Jingren Palace are pregnant, the noble concubine has fallen out of favor, the noble man Tian has fallen out of favor, and the emperor is a man, so he has to ...... You have to find a woman, right? ”

Du Zhiyan nodded.

"I'm afraid it's too bad luck." Shi Jing shrunk his neck: "I am also familiar with the harem, if the emperor remembers me and asks me to sleep at this time, then I am not finished." I'd better eat more hot pot, eat fat, as if blowing air, so that the emperor can see me turn around and leave. ”

Du only smiled.

"Don't believe it, the emperor has recently taken a shit luck, and he is fortunate to be pregnant. You see that the queen can get pregnant, let's ask for more blessings. ”

Anyway, after the queen and Concubine Wei became pregnant, Du Zhiyan's good days were over.