Chapter 12: Nothing Else Will Hurt You!

Real men, do what you say!

The old consumer held his breath and condensed, and directly began to charge the second level!

The first obstacle is not difficult, it is arranged by three spikes in a way like △△△.

But the old man who was too forced on the first level did not believe that these three spikes would be harmless to humans and animals.

"Brothers, look at it, according to the urine nature of this author, he will definitely put a pit here."

"That's when all we need to do is."

"Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Seduce! Lao Yuan started to operate as he spoke, controlling the kid to jump.

I jumped, but I didn't jump completely, and every time I saw that I was about to jump halfway and then went back the way I came.

After trying it more than a dozen times, Lao Yuan found out.

"It's really not a pit, huh?"

The three spikes were welded in place, not moving at all.

"You said it earlier, I'll jump ...... if I don't pit."

The old consumer's voice had just fallen, and he controlled the kid to skillfully jump over the spikes, and just stood firm.

With lightning speed, the three spikes quickly moved to the right, and then immediately moved back.

If you don't look closely, you won't even see that they've moved.

But just a few frames of the picture are enough to stab the kid to death.

"Huh??" The old man was dumbfounded.

The barrage laughed even louder.

"Keep ticking, why don't you tick?"

"Cause of death: I'll jump if I don't have a pit"

"You think the author is on the first floor, but in fact he is watching you on the eighteenth floor of hell."

Lao Yuan scratched his head: "Brothers, don't worry, failure is a successful young girl, at least we have information now." ”

"I was able to rub the edge of the spikes just now, and the designer may have guessed that many players will do this, so putting a hole here is not a pinch for players, I can only say that I will design like this if I change me."

"Now all I need is a big jump!"

"Beg! Look at you! The old consumption controlled the kid to jump again, this time he pressed the jump button with all his strength, and the kid's foothold was a little farther than just now.

Visible to the naked eye, the three spikes moved to the right, but quickly returned without harming the kid.

Safe!

"What do I say? It's not easy......"

The voice did not fall.

Suddenly, the three spikes began to unfold in two dimensions like the protons of the three-body man, and the sashimi became larger and thicker, expanding infinitely to the left and right sides.

"Whew!"

Quickly stab the kid who is standing in place in a daze!

"It's not...... This Nima ......" Lao Qian gasped, his fists clenched.

The barrage laughed like crazy.

"Cause of death: It's not easy!"

"Cause of Death: All it takes is a big jump!"

"Lao Yuan: This author plays psychology, I can't play him!"

"Author: I like to rub the edges, right? Come on, I'll let you wipe it hard! ”

Lao Qian took a deep breath and forced himself to become at peace inside.

I'm here to play the game.

Not played by the game.

It's been too moist before.,I've never seen this kind of perverted game.,That's why it's a little broken.。

But as long as I adjust my emotions and put all my defense on my mentality, I won't break the defense.

……

After 10 minutes.

"I'm playing with your mother!!" Lao Qian slapped the table.

A full ten minutes.

He didn't talk about the second level.

He hasn't even cleared the first level of the second level!

The three spikes seemed to be on his toes.

At first, he flashed to kill him, and then he unfolded to kill him in two dimensions.

After the old man learned to be smart, he began to walk to the right as soon as he landed.

As long as I run fast enough, you won't be able to catch up with me in 2D unfolding!

The result is who knows.

Suddenly, a row of spikes appeared on the wall on the right, stabbing straight towards the kid in the shape of a flying knife.

Die again!

When the old man finally found out, the two-dimensional expansion of the first three spikes turned out to be limited in length.

After a certain distance, it will start to shrink.

As long as you are stuck in the limit distance, you can dodge it by turning your head and running back before the knife on the right slams into your face.

It turned out to be just when he wanted to do this.

A turn back.

Originally sturdy and safe ground.

Collapsed......

A kick in the air causes the kid to fall off the platform and off the screen.

The words GAME OVER resurfaced.

Wang Defa !!! How come even the ground is a pit! The unexpected unfolding made the old consumption really unbearable, and roared loudly.

Fuck you!

How dark and twisted must the creators of this game have to be to design this kind of level......

The old consumption is roaring, but the barrage is laughing wildly.

"Hahahaha...... No, the laughing labor-management stomach hurts. ”

"The laughing Ben Meng Mei almost threw out a few drops even from her aunt."

"The cute girl in front, hurry! Drop it in my mouth! ”

“……”

"This game is so funny, it's too showy! Designers are simply talented! ”

"Talent? Talented! Discharge directly! ”

"Ke Bao seems to have calculated everything, every time Lao Yuan thinks that he will not die, and then he can die, he really can't hold back."

Although this game is played with sin, the old consumption of repeated violent deaths can be regarded as touching some touches.

Finally, after dying for the 100th time, he finally set foot on the road to the second level.

The second obstacle is a pair of symmetrical thorns.

One is born on the ground and the other hangs upside down on the wall overhead, and the two combine to form the image of an hourglass.

Only a small passage is left in between.

Lao Cai couldn't help it, and his palms were oozing sweat stains.

It's going to be stronger.

If the first barrier is just a matter of the direction of the pit, you only need to pay attention to avoid the pit to get through.

Then the second barrier is the life of a technology.

Don't jump too high, or you'll hit the thorns on it.

It can't be too low either, or you'll be blown through by the spines below.

He swallowed his saliva, looked nervous and carefully found the right time, and then made a small jump.

Flawless to skip from the sting!

Suddenly, he was as excited as a victorious general, raised his chest and began to pretend: "Huh? That's it? It's as simple as that? ”

"What is Gauco! This is Gaucer! ”

"If I don't blow it, if you come here, you will all die hundreds of times for this hourglass thorn. Scold! ”

The barrage was suddenly unpleasant.

"It's broken, he pretended to be it!"

"Damn, he's so strong, I'm so disgusting!"

"Was he really blinded by him? You don't do anything at Kebao! Isn't this a trap to disgust him? ”

Lao Qian glanced at the barrage and said proudly: "Meng? Brothers, you can guide randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. ”

"What do you mean by Mon? Is it so hard to admit that the streamer is strong? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it.

Because he noticed that just after jumping over the hourglass thorn, a brightly colored apple suddenly appeared outside the screen on the right side.

At first glance, I don't know the fruit, but then I look at it and I'm already an outlaw.

The apples in this game can be said to have left a deep psychological shadow on the old consumption.

One more look will be scary.

What's even more desperate is this.

The apple was slowly moving in the direction of the kid, blocking his path.

Slowly, the feeling of oppression will be stronger in certain moments.

"What should I do?" The old consumer didn't dare to fill the cup, and his anxious eyes glanced around, but unfortunately he didn't find any other way out.

Well, there is only one last way left......

Go back the way you came!

Swallowing, he looked at the cold glow on the hourglass again.

At first, there was no sense of oppression, and there was no time limit, so he could see it and jump again.

But now there's an apple trailing behind him.

Time is running out for kids!

Lay your heart and bite your teeth.

Rushed!

Lao Yuan trembled his hands, gently pressed the jump button, and at the same time pressed the ← button to control the direction.

Good news, really skipped!

Bad news.

Another apple popped up on the left.

"Why the is there!" Lao Yuan's despair at the moment is like saying a safe word but the other party refuses to stop.

But there was no other way to go, so he had to turn back again in the direction of the hourglass spike.

As the saying goes, you can't do it again and again.

The 'dog hole', which I was lucky enough to pass through the first two times, was finally caught in the third time.

kid dies violently, and GAME OVER presents.

Wang Defa !!! Wang Defa !!! "Three, three! The angry old consumer scolded.

Die here and start over again from the save.

It's torture......

The barrage laughed like crazy.

"Hahahaha! Such as! ”

"If you don't understand, just ask, is the anchor's name Wang Defa? Why do you shout your own name/dog head all night"

"It's comfortable, it's comfortable, let you fill the cup!"

"I like a sentence from Lao Yuan: "Is it so difficult to admit that the anchor is strong""

"Finch food is, I said that finch food is strong, but the game designer is strong, and the psychological part is directly handled."

"Clean up the cup-loading criminals, it's a shame to see my family's carved treasure! / Pout"

Looking at the barrage that was not a big deal to watch the excitement on the screen, the corners of Lao Yuan's mouth were crooked, and he sneered and took out his mobile phone.

Hmph, you forced me to do this.

Looks like I'm going to have to sacrifice my blue-green modifiers!

Recharge interface, launch!

When he just clicked on the recharge pop-up, the barrage was not happy.

"Hey, why do you still bring the plug-in?"

"That's right."

Lao Yuan was thick-skinned anyway, and said with a smile: "This game is so good, isn't it normal to support the author?" ”

"Besides, if I die two or three hundred times a night, don't you have a viewing experience?"

The barrage collectively rolled their eyes.

"Don't don't, we're so good at watching."

"I woke up my dad laughing at night, got up and beat me, so that I can only hide in the bed and laugh secretly."

"It's boring, it's boring to charge money."

Ignoring the barrage's complaints, Wang Defa ...... No, the old consumer still resolutely recharges!

What else can you do? With the degree of madness of this designer, Lao Yuan doesn't know how much suffering awaits him in this level.

"I have to say, the author of this game is quite conscientious, and he can buy 10 resurrection coins for one dollar? And it was resurrected on the spot. Lao Yuan glanced at the recharge interface.

The pop-up benefits can't help but make him call the author of conscience in his heart.

1 buck and 10 resurrection coins?

I have never seen such a conscientious person in my life!

I pressed the Krypton Resurrection Coin in one night, and I was able to pass this level, and it was estimated that it would not cost 20 yuan.

But soon, he realized that something was wrong.

The 10 Resurrection Coins can be used for a while in other games, but in Iwanna's case, they are used up in just a few minutes.

When he opened the recharge interface, ready to recharge another dollar.

Suddenly, he found that the interface for one-yuan recharge was missing......

In its place, there's another interface called 'Gold Packs'.

Click on the paid content and take a look, the old consumers are numb.

100 bucks, five resurrection coins?

"It's not...... I just praised your conscience, and as a result, you directly became a profiteer? The corners of the old man's mouth twitched.

I don't even know how to describe this extremely illogical recharge system.

And a group of fun people in the barrage laughed when they saw the old consumption and deflated appearance.

"Good, good! Not only do you do this game, but you also do this top-up interface, right? You're doing a great job wow! ”

"The author of this game can play psychology and engage in player mentality on the recharge interface? It's outrageous! ”

"I want to laugh, brothers. The anchor's expression is in stark contrast to this recharge interface, it's so funny, hahahaha! ”

Ignoring the banter of the barrage, Lao Yuan gritted his teeth and chose to charge.

100 yuan is not much for his current size.

The audience likes to watch it, so why not.

As a result, when the five resurrection coins bought for 100 yuan were quickly used up.

When he opens the recharge screen for the third time.

The Gold Bundle is also gone.

It was directly upgraded to a diamond pack by the game author.

And the contents of the package ......

The main hit is outrageous.

500 yuan, a resurrection coin.

"Thank you for the helping me upgrade my pack!" The old gas-hungry eyes are black.

This guy is not only a perverted game, but also a perverted recharge interface for Nima, right?

The barrage even blew up directly through the surface, and the '6666' full screen was overwhelming.

"Good, good, ruthless and good!"

"I'm here to see this? That's right, I'm here to see this! ”

"I took Kebao for a physical examination, and found that there was no carbon at all, and the doctor told me that this is no longer a life that carbon-based organisms can make whole."

"I announce, after this recharge interface comes out, Kebao will be directly a god! Kebao super evolution, carved gods! ”

"Kejin? Forbidden Krypton! In my game, no one thinks about kryptonite! ”

"A game author has gone to great lengths to stop players from making kryptonite! He really ...... The latter one forgot. ”

"Laugh to death, this game designer is too individual, right? Loved, loved! ”

A large number of barrages provide more popularity for the old live broadcast room.

It was already late at night, and many anchors were off the air and rested.

As soon as the homeless audience saw that there was a live broadcast room that was so popular, they all came in to find out.

As soon as I came in, I saw the 'very cost-effective' krypton gold project, as well as the gloomy face of the anchor, and the full screen of 'hahahaha'.

I couldn't help but be amused, and chose to stay and watch it.

Lao Yuan originally scolded this extremely unreasonable krypton content in his heart.

Even if the current game market has been forcing players to re-krypton, your recharge content is too outrageous.

As a result, he found himself after trying out the game.

Fans soared by 5,000 overnight.

These are all living people.

And the popularity of the live broadcast room has directly broken through to the first million mark in his life from the original two or three hundred thousand!

Although there are not many big gifts, small gifts add up, and they have swiped thousands of dollars for him in one night.

Again.

These passers-by fans can also create additional value for themselves in the future.

In the long run, there will be no loss.

"Could it be that everyone likes to see me as this kind of wronged boss and charge some meaningless money?" The old man muttered in his heart.

"If that's the case...... That's really not a loss, even if Krypton has 10,000 yuan, he will earn it back in a few days, and the follow-up fan groups will be live fans, and they can also give me a rise in the contract salary. ”

No matter how you look at it, it will be beneficial and harmless.

Good! Charged!

Lao Qian gritted his teeth, directly opened the blue-green modifier, and roared.

"Brothers, I mean what I say, if I get through the second level today, I'll clear the second level! Even if Krypton pierces the surface, I'll do it! We'll see! ”

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Half past three in the morning.

The time when everyone is asleep.

Ke Jin couldn't sleep.

He put his arms behind his head and stared at the dark ceiling in a daze.

You said.

Why is there always someone in this world who is stupid and has a lot of money?

Why can't I meet any of them in my previous life, and how can I be like a bodhisattva in this life and rush to send money to myself?

My own "iwanna" has only been on sale for a few hours.

In total, the number of downloads has not exceeded 100.

Just now, the system suddenly reminded him coldly, and mission B failed.

What? Failed to force the mission?

Ke Jin hurriedly got up and saw that the system was running water, and everyone was numb.

On the huge system interface, it is impressively displayed.

Game: I want to na

First day's turnover: $16,867

[System Tips: Your task B has failed, please don't be discouraged and keep up your efforts!] 】

……

Ke Jin, who has failed several times, has long since faded away from his original impetuousness and has become sophisticated and calm.

This time, he was no longer hysterical, nor was he birdish.

Instead, he sighed silently.

"In this world, there are still many bad people."

After several failures, Ke Jin finally realized what the problem was.

The upper limit of the deposit must be locked tightly!

You can't keep that there are always curious or brain-pumping players in this world.

His reasons for krypton gold are strange, he can be the next-door neighbor's family gave birth to a baby, and he celebrates with kryptonite.

He can also be an old man who bursts gold coins, so hurry up and quit his son and laugh at Krypton.

Even the goddess sent a message at three o'clock in the middle of the night and said, "Come and push, he didn't move, he could bite the back molars and hard krypton.

Anyway, the world is so big that there are no surprises.

For this kind of player, you set a recharge level of 1,000 yuan, 500 yuan, but the reward is very rubbish.

It's useless, that's all.

Inertial thinking has long been formed, and they don't even care what the content of krypton gold is, as long as they charge up and consume, they feel cool.

Where are you going to reason with him?

In order to prevent this kind of thing from happening in the future.

Ke Jin thought very clearly.

In the next game, you must lock the deposit limit fiercely.

Let them have no place to spend their money!

The minimum top-up is right?

Charge a piece, I will send you a hundred yuan of benefits, in addition to the gift package, this hundred yuan also comes with a one-yuan full reduction voucher.

The next time you recharge, you must force the use of this 1-1 yuan voucher.

"You like to charge, huh? Nothing will hurt you! ”

"This time, I'll see how you can recharge your money!"

"I don't believe I'm going to fail!" Ke Jin clenched his fists and said with an oath.