PDD with a face full of meat and a fat body.

with a task of running 1000 meters in 5 minutes.

The combination of the two is too dramatic.

Especially at the moment when the PDD mentality collapsed, the effect of the show was instantly pulled to a climax!

"I'm running Nima with a spiral banana peel! Ready Player One Designer!! Do you want to see what you're doing! ”

"With my physique, you let me run 1000 meters in 5 minutes?? Why don't you just carry me to the crematorium! ”

The barrage was gloating 'hahahahaha' and laughed wildly.

"Familiar taste! Just by looking at this recharge interface, you can know that it is the game of the number one player. ”

"Seeing the prostitution teacher's face, Nima and my head flew out laughing!"

"PDD: Oh no, there's a!"

"Hahahaha! Kebao understands the effect of the show! ”

"No, newcomers have only heard of their games before, and want to ask if this game company has always been so abstract?"

"Where is the abstraction, isn't it very reasonable to play parkour games to make you run two steps? /Dog's Head"

"Newcomers are advised to learn about the number one player's advertising blocking period, and the more Krypton becomes more and more difficult period, you will find that it is just a regular operation."

"There's no one who can't even run 1,000 meters in five minutes, right? Our high school physical test requires 4 minutes to run / Bad laugh"

"Only 1,000 meters? Sports students are in ecstasy! ”

"Why hasn't the anchor moved yet, there's only four minutes left!"

"Don't panic, the anchor just wants to challenge his limits, 5 minutes? 2 minutes is enough! ”

"If you don't understand, just ask, what should female players do! Female players really can't run 1000 meters in 5 minutes! ”

"So sister, at this time, you need to find a strong macho man like me seven times a night to be your boyfriend, I can help you run/dog's head and hold flowers"

PDD's brain was still processing how to complete the challenge of 1000 meters in 5 minutes at high speed, when he suddenly saw the barrage floating by, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Hurriedly shouted at the top of his voice, "Pony! Ponies come here! ”

Soon, a young man who looked to be in his twenties appeared in the live broadcast room.

"Pony, you're like this, you take my phone, and then go downstairs and run 1000 meters and come back."

Pony: "???? ”

"I ran 1,000 meters somewhere! When I was in school, I never passed the physical test. ”

"Go! If you can't finish this month's salary, don't ask for it! PDD slapped pony on the ass and shoved the phone into his pocket.

instantly triggered a barrage and a question mark floated by.

“？？？”

"Is this okay?"

"Cheating is cheating, isn't cheating!"

"Kebao has worked hard to enhance the player's physique, and this is how you failed his kindness? I'll try this method when I go back! ”

"Kebao: It's broken, there's a dog!"

A group of people gossiped about it.

After a few minutes, the pony came back gasping and holding up his phone.

As soon as the phone was thrown to PDD, he lay on the ground with a snap.

instantly sparked a heated discussion among a large group of audiences.

"Ponies! Pony, what's wrong with you! ”

"Young people feel big, just lie down."

"Don't be afraid, the pony is just dead, not asleep, it's not a big problem."

"It's over! The pony is only in his early 20s, and he is as tired as a dog, and I, Nima, is 29 years old, and I am panicking now. ”

"What if you want to play games but don't want to run? Is there a big one to give a solution! ”

"Didn't the prostitute teacher already do a demonstration, just call your friends to help you."

Then, a barrage floated by, and everyone was silent: "What about those who have no friends?" ”

"Shhh...... The question is a bit acute. ”

……

At the same time, the same problem happened to almost every player who experienced Ezio for the first time.

This game is absolutely innovative and unprecedented.

Combining parkour with stealth assassination, every sneak attack is accompanied by tension, and every successful assassination will bring refreshment.

The jump of climbing to the overlook to make a leap of faith makes the player's adrenaline subconsciously stimulated, and the excitement can be felt through the screen.

The game is definitely fun, but fucking.

Can you not be so rebellious in this recharge interface!

You let a group of social animals in their twenties and thirties run a thousand meters, aren't you asking for our lives!

I can't run at this speed even if I'm so late to deduct the bonus!

There are many honest players who really tried it, but found out.

Can't do it, can't do it at all.

I thought it was because my physique was too poor, but I waited for the major game communities/forums and found out after a walk.

Good guys, everyone is a patient!

And a very small number of players who have already completed the first task also shared.

The big ones are yet to come.

If you want to unlock the second chapter, you need to run 2000 meters in 12 minutes.

Complete 3000 meters in 20 minutes.

This time, it was directly given to a group of players who were ready to recharge with money in their hands, and broke the defense.

In the first few days of the game's release, "Ezio" frequently hit the hot search.

But the topic is 'a game that requires running to keep playing'

instantly triggered the majority of netizens to complain one after another.

The voices of most passers-by and netizens are 'I don't understand, is this game so fun, just don't run', 'I've heard of this game company, but this time it's too outrageous, right?' I really can't figure out what to worry about, so I just abandon the pit." ’

Ke Jin took in everyone's reactions.

Inner ecstasy!

Eh, you just don't run!

If you really all run and move.

Then I'm going to wonder if I'm going to be violent.

It seems that this wave is well versed in human nature!

This one, I finally got the player in a tight hands!

The backstage turnover is also stable.

The bottom limit of 100 million yuan was only sold for less than 2 million in a few days.

To be honest, even this data is a bit unexpected.

That's a long way to 100,000 players who have completed the paid tasks in the first chapter.

If there is no such level, I am afraid that the flow of water will be able to rush to 20 or 30 million in a few days, and it is estimated that it will exceed 100 million in half a month.

After all, Assassin's Creed's assassination gameplay is still too new for Bluestar players.

When I first came into contact with it, I was really planning the assassination route in my dreams, imagining that I was also a cold killer in a white robe, who acted chivalrous and righteous to defend the injustice in the world.

How handsome!

Blue Star players apparently think so too.

But light thinks it's useless.

The terrible time-limited running almost completely blocked the minds of most players who wanted to recharge their money.

In addition, passers-by and netizens do not understand this, which means that the probability of passers-by entering the pit is lower.

At least within the first month of listing.

Everything is stable and good!

For the first time, Kejin felt so close to the ultimate pack!

But what Ke Jin didn't expect was anyway.

Just after the first week of Ezio went on sale.

Something happened!

A week later, Huaxia Daily's official Weibo reposted the 'a game that needed to run to continue playing', which had previously sparked heated discussions

And the accompanying text said: "Young people should be active in exercise and improve their physical fitness." ”

instantly scared Ke Jin into a cold sweat.

Although the influence of Huaxia Newspaper in China is not as good as that of the most authoritative Xinhua News Agency and the Central Newspaper, it is extremely well-known, and the content it publishes basically represents the official meaning.

Although the official did not directly promote the game "Ezio", after all, it is somewhat linked to the bloody element of killing and cannot be put on the table to promote it.

But as long as there are curious people, they can find out which game is represented behind this hot topic with a little bit of dim sum.

This wave of traffic can be described as huge!

Obviously, the wave of "Ezio" tied to running, although it is a private act of the game manufacturer, has also been noticed by the official.

And on a whim, I wanted to try if I could use the cultural elements that young people like to bring up the amount of exercise for the whole people.

At the very least, let the symbol of sports and fitness be accepted by the public first.

This almost scared Ke Jin's hand with a quick-acting heart-saving pill.

But what made him breathe a little sigh of relief.

Not many people accepted the response.

That's why he put down the quick-acting heart pill.

Not long after he put it down, he picked it up again.

Because, netizens are starting to exert their strength!

The pace of life on Blue Star is accelerating, and the pressure of life is also huge, which is felt by almost ordinary people around the world.

People of all ages have their own pressures.

Every day, when you wake up your eyes, you will either have a mortgage or a car loan, or a messy expense for your children's schooling, interest classes, etc., and those who are not married are urged to get married year by year, but in the face of sky-high financial resources and people's hearts that cannot be seen through, the divorce rate and the declining fertility rate are increasing year by year, which makes people feel tired just by looking at it.

The social animals who go to work are pressured by the company's leaders every day to carry out 'you don't do it, some people do it' to the end, and the competition in the employment environment is very fierce, and involution has become a trend. Sometimes it's already late at night when I get home from work.

Even the students who go to school are not much better, with endless classes and homework, endless scolding and unsqueezed breaks.

The entire Blue Star is in a state of high pressure.

At this time, you came to me and told me that you wanted to exercise?

I've done my best just to be alive every day, okay!

Other game manufacturers shout to exercise, that's their own business, it's like Zhang San next door shouting slogan to get up early and run a long distance, let's take a look at the neighbors, eat the melon, anyway, he called him, it has nothing to do with me.

But now you have officially come out and said that you want to promote sports for all.

That will deeply poke at the pain points of netizens.

Guess why we don't have the time or energy to exercise?

This move also instantly aroused the disgust of netizens.

But the official slogans are just shouting, and the promotion of the movement itself cannot be wrong.

There are netizens who have no place to sprinkle.

directly aimed at the fuse of the whole incident.

Ready Player One!

It's just your kid's running sport!

Let me see what's going on!

Run, run a fart!

Lie down for me!

On the first day of the newspaper's official retweet of Weibo, the topic exploded directly!

Passers-by and netizens who were originally indifferent to this matter are still ridiculing gamers for being a group of fools who have to run to recharge? Then don't you just play, why are you so iron?

As a result, the hind feet began to have the same hatred.

Damn, playing a game is just to relax, you still want me to run, right?

You wait for me! I'll go back to the house and come up with a plan!

Once the battle lines are aligned, the wind direction begins to gradually change.

From the very beginning, 'how to complete the run efficiently' has gradually evolved.

'How to unlock the recharge screen without running. ’

A netizen who was still living at the school took a video.

Tie the phone to a rope and tie the rope to the iron shelf on the top bunk.

Then open the Ready Player One app and turn on the Counting Run.

The moment he clicked to start, he reached out and pushed his phone.

With the help of the principle of inertia, the mobile phone began to sway frantically from side to side.

The numbers of the counting sensors on it are also starting to accumulate synchronously.

It wasn't until 5 minutes later that he reached his goal with 1,000 steps.

The netizen didn't say a word in the whole video, but he seemed to have said everything.

The so-called one stone stirs up a thousand waves.

Soon, other netizens who were not to be outdone improved this method.

He said in the video that the amplitude of the left and right swing is too slow, and it needs to be constantly pushed in the process, and sometimes because the frequency of the oscillation is not obvious enough, it will be invalidated by the counting sensor, and once the operation is wrong, five minutes may be wasted.

And, he also brought the corresponding solution.

Or a mobile phone, a rope.

But he was tied to the ceiling fan above his head.

Press the switch.

The ceiling fan began to spin with a 'buzz'.

The phone was also driven by the ceiling fan, and the counter began to soar wildly!

Then turn the ceiling fan on the highest setting.

Eventually take it down and take a look.

5 minutes, 20,000 meters.

directly looked at netizens from all walks of life and left messages one after another.

"Dude, don't you think about winning a Nobel Prize in sports?"

"Good guy, at this speed, Bolt has to hand you a root when he comes."

"Next year's Olympics will bring glory to the country, buddy, can't you take it a grand slam in track and field events?"

However, some netizens think that its method is too dangerous, in case the mobile phone is not tied tightly and falls and hits someone, then won't it be overnight to escort the mentally handicapped?

So another wave of improvements was made.

He tied the phone to his pet dog's neck, led him downstairs, and as soon as he threw the frisbee out, the husky rushed out like an arrow from the string.

When it took the frisbee back and looked at it, it was 5 seconds, 138 meters.

Eventually, the pet blogger concluded: "Theoretically, 2 minutes is more than enough, and by the way, the dog is slipped, the best of both worlds." ”

In addition, there are all kinds of brain holes of netizens from all walks of life, and all professional gods have fully demonstrated what it means to do a line of love in this sports event.

There is an old brother who drives Didi, and it is recommended that rich brother players directly spend money to hire someone to run on their behalf.

A bungee jumping coach said that he could tie a bungee rope to his mobile phone and throw it downstairs.

There is also a civil engineer brother who has a charity body, who fixed his mobile phone on the rack of the pile driver, and as soon as he turned on the power, he 'clanged and clanged', and instantly overfulfilled the task.

There are also some more outrageous professions such as Welfare Ji, who all ran over to rub the hot spots, tweeting: "Your methods are too weak, just click on me, and then I'm on it, hang the phone around my neck, you don't have to move your hands the whole time, just watch me shake it and it's over." ”

"But the video is too sensitive to show it to you, but the test is effective!"

All kinds of bells and whistles are frequent.

A week later, it evolved into a national fun, and the hot search also became, 'Are you lazy today?' ''A lazy trick every day'

If you dig into the reason, it may be that everyone is powerless to change the status quo.

Or a silent protest against the absurd reality.

Or just find fun and relax in your spare time.

But in the final analysis, it is just a microcosm of the people's dissatisfaction with the uneven distribution of resources in modern society.

And as for Kejin.

The so-called number of people is powerful, and Ke Jin looked at the 100 million turnover limit that he had broken in almost less than 20 days, and he was completely numb.

I......

I just want to unlock the ultimate pack......

How did you start sharing your brains online?

He remembered that when he made his plan, he had vowed to be the enemy of all mankind.

The results now look like they......

It is not impossible to be the enemy of all mankind all at once.

But what happens after the enemy is over.

Everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high, and one person stabs you in the back!

There are too many IP series of Assassin's Creed, and the whole plot runs through, so writing the plot is a bit too cumbersome, so explaining its core features is considered to give Blue Star players another new game type, which is almost a brushstroke.

I looked at the current word count.,70w+ words,But there are still many games that haven't been written.,So the follow-up is going to speed up.,Particularly large games try to control within 10 chapters.,Smaller games will be written as much as possible in 3~5 chapters.。

Everyone, hold on, the author I'm going to speed up!

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In addition, thank you for another reward from the 'Li Muqing' boss!!

The big guy is really breaking the bank!

I'm grateful, kowtow to the big guy!

Bang bang bang!!

(End of chapter)