Chapter 10 The Great Pineapple of Monk Wei
In the evening, Chu Yunfei finally arrived at the best restaurant in Heyuan County.
"We are eating and drinking, waiting for these mud legs, the dog meat can't be on the table, and it is estimated that it has not yet come out of Zhaojiayu."
The two sat down with sneers on their faces.
"Brother Yunfei, why are you here?"
Li Yunlong said, and walked over with a wine burp.
Chu Yunfei was stunned, "Why are you so fast?" ”
Listening to Chu Yunfei speak, he was not happy in his heart. Lin Feng pursed his lips and sat aside.
"What's the matter? You, Grand Master Chu, are riding horses, and you won't let us mud-legged people take a plane? ”
Chu Yunfei's face turned red, and it seemed that the bad words he said just now had been heard by others.
Lin Feng took out the headphones from his pocket and threw them on the table.
"Bring your ears and listen to it yourself."
Looking at Lin Feng's eyes, Chu Yunfei frowned and put the earphones next to his ears.
Then the voice of himself speaking ill of others came from inside, and he couldn't help but be startled, and slapped his headphones on the table.
"You're eavesdropping on me!"
Lin Feng snorted coldly, pulled off Chu Yunfei's clothes, and threw one on the table.
"If you want people to know, you can't do it unless you do. A lesson for you! ”
Chu Yunfei was depressed this time, originally thinking that he would go to Heyuan County first on horseback.
But people are even more awesome, they came by helicopter!
When he arrived, he had already eaten and drunk, and he had been waiting for a long time, especially Monk Wei was about to jump when he heard the music.
It's almost written on my face that I have money and I have strength......
What's even more terrifying is that at some point, someone installed a QIE listening device.
"If you cut my head next time, I'm afraid it will be easier than installing equipment!"
A layer of cold sweat appeared on Chu Yunfei's body, and the opponent of the Eighth Route Army was far more powerful than he imagined.
"Head Chu, you can't speed up, I see that the banquet is about to start, don't eat, let's go."
Lin Feng couldn't help but say, and dragged one person out with Monk Wei on his own.
The flower monk said while dragging it back.
"You can't kill, you still want roast chicken, it's a sin to kill." Let the poor monk take it back and take away this sin. ”
The shopkeeper took the paper and wrapped the roast chicken, and Monk Wei smiled evilly and put it in his arms.
Chu Yunfei was even more depressed, why did he invite this flower monk to eat roast chicken?
I've been on the road for a day, and I haven't hit a single drop of water!
Lin Feng dragged the two into the banquet hall and casually threw over the gift box prepared by Chu Yunfei.
"What about the rest of you?"
The puppet army who was in charge of bookkeeping at the door asked Li Yunlong and others for gifts, but Monk Wei opened his eyes angrily.
That's clearly saying that Lao Tzu came to eat him, just to give him face, and he still wants a gift?
Believe it or not?
The puppet army didn't dare to say anything, and sent a few people in like a grandfather.
Lin Feng swaggered and sat at the main table, Chu Yunfei suddenly felt high-profile, covering his face with one hand and quietly reminding.
"This is the main seat, that little devil is here, you have to sit here."
Lin Feng didn't care.
"Wait until I'm full of food and drink and cut his head!"
Li Yunlong hurriedly persuaded: "Third brother, keep a low profile, this is not good for rice!" ”
Lin Feng nodded, thinking about it was the same thing, after all, those who came in and saw their own people eating here.
"Then let's change the table."
The five big men turned to the side, and at a table near the pillar, there were devils and traitors who wanted to sit here, and were scared away by Monk Wei with his fists.
One of the traitors also cursed.
"Ichiro Hirata, your grandma is a yo-yo! If you are reluctant to let me eat, will you let people watch here? and a gift from me..."
Come on, this time the misunderstanding is even bigger.
Hirata Ichiro may not have thought about his own big banquet, he originally wanted to have a relationship with these people, but who knew that it would be misunderstood.
was mistakenly thought that Monk Wei was sent by himself to drive people away.
But these are not a problem, beating the little devil and raising him as a son of a bitch, what are you polite?
In Li Yunlong's words, this is to give him face.
After a while, all the tables were full, except for Lin Feng and Li Yunlong.
Ichiro Hirata was even more sensual and spoke sensational words, and a few little devils even followed the empathy.
Lin Feng muttered to himself, wait and send you to see your old ancestor of the dog day!
Monk Wei is too ruthless!
The chicken thighs on each table are all taken away, and the rice is not ambiguous at all.
Xiao Baga and the traitors didn't know who this master was, and seeing that the fat chicken thighs were gone, they secretly swallowed saliva and cursed in a low voice.
Lin Feng took the cup and threw it over.
"Who's scolding?"
Monk Wei had three chicken legs stuffed in his mouth, and when he heard someone scolding him, he immediately glared.
"Raised by a son of a bitch, who scolded me?"
Chu Yunfei patted his head and said that it was bad, why did he come here with these three stunned youths?
Li Yunlong knew how to eat peanuts, and poured plate after plate into his mouth.
The two of them directly smashed the cup to provoke.
"It's wasted, today it has to be chopped into minced meat."
There are little devils all around, and it's a miracle to be able to run out.
Chu Yunfei collapsed in his heart.
Lin Feng threw the cup and startled the group of little goggles, and Hirata Ichiro roared angrily.
"Yaga, who invited you here?"
Lin Feng didn't move, "I'm your father!" ”
Stretched out his hand and grabbed Ichiro Hirata's crotch, and the old devil who was hurting rolled his eyes at that time.
The puppet army on the side wanted to pull out a gun, but was knocked to the ground by Monk Wei.
Li Yunlong drank the wine calmly, and by the way, he took two bites of the chicken leg that Monk Wei hadn't eaten.
Chu Yunfei slapped the table and stood up, but countless red dots appeared on his body.
A dense burst of gunfire rang out, and the red dot then disappeared, and the special forces in special combat uniforms gestured to Lin Feng and disappeared into the night.
"Are you all full?"
Li Yunlong nodded, Monk Wei just wanted to say that I was not full, Lin Feng opened the backpack he was carrying, and choked
G-sharp guns were thrown over.
"When you're full, you work."
Monk Wei shouted: "You two have guns, what about me?" ”
Lin Feng handed the sunglasses to Li Yunlong, and the two of them threw their necks behind them, with a great momentum of giving up their scarfs in Shanghai.
"Take it yourself!"
Lin Feng yelled and choked
G sharp gun, a burst of strafing at the devil at the door.
The little Yaga didn't dare to look up at all.
The gendarmerie was very close to the restaurant, and the support arrived quickly, Lin Feng smiled slightly.
"Second brother is handed over to you!"
Chu Yunfei said in his heart, what can you do?
It's up to me!
Just as he was about to take a step forward, Monk Wei kicked him away.
"Get out of the way, little devil, your grandfather is here!"
The little devil who came to support was just a shap as soon as he got out of the car
I can't open my eyes with a bare light.
When I opened my eyes, I saw Monk Wei holding a big pineapple, with bullets hanging on his body, spitting out tongues of fire, and harvesting Xiao Baga.
The Heyuan gendarmerie was beaten so hard that they couldn't even lift their heads, and this was just a handful of big pineapples.
"Third brother, I want to have fun too!"
Lin Feng threw Li Yunlong an RPG ......