The smell is shrouded in a lump and lingers for a long time.

Carambola is a welcome party. She is small and delicate, although she is a little small, but she is a little well-behaved, little obedient, and cute. At the same time, he is exquisite, has a sweet mouth, likes guests, and will handle relationships. Coming and going, whether there is something or nothing, or that or that or nothing, whether there is that now, or in the future, or there was that earlier, anyway, men like to go to the star flower to sit, drink tea, put on a swing, brag, and shabu the jar. Those who have sat down like to revisit the old place to chew on the aftertaste, and those who have not sat there always look forward to hope.

There are three groups of people who love to wander around for pastime.

The sweltering weather and the sound of cicadas seem to say that this is the only one who is enduring the scorching heat. As soon as Wang Xiao finished shaving the meal, he wiped his mouth, and sneaked to Yang's house in a hurry. Usually, he runs big on Yangjia Road, but without his apricot gourd to gnaw, he is probably the status of those guys who lick the plate. It was only when people were full of food and wine, burping, and removing the residue between the teeth that he looked at it with his eyes, looked for it, and saw if there were any bone picks that fell on the ground to hold and gnaw on. Although it was not the last time, he firmly believed that the star flower's eyes still revealed some hope for the position of his next place to gnaw on the apricot gourd. This became the reason why I was so busy this time that I wanted to make a deal.

But as soon as he walked closer, his heart suddenly cooled half. Because, Wang Dagang is also here. Wang Xiaogang is Wang Dagang's cub, and Wang Dagang is also old. Wang Xiaogang thought to himself, this old man on his back, coughing all day and night, coughing and coughing, sometimes coughing, half an hour without stopping, when coughing fiercely, his eyes are white, and he can't hang his breath. As soon as I got into the bed at night, I started coughing, and I didn't stop for half the night. It's like an oil lamp, it's about to run out. Wang Dagang and his old pockmark knew that he was so good, and often counted down and said: "Your old dog will always die on the side there." At this moment, Wang Dagang was smoking a cigarette and coughing, like a steam locomotive kicking rough air, hanging for half a day and half a day. When Wang Dagang saw that the kid was also coming, he was stunned at first, and wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it, so he muttered something on his mouth, and still said: "Young man, don't learn from the good, don't be ashamed." Wang Xiaogang turned his face and said: "Say that, the threshold here is called you to step short, I don't know each other, and it's not that I don't know, and I still eat alone, it's not yours", and the two masters argued. Wang Xiaogang said again: "Say shameless, the old shameless is embarrassed to say shameless." At this time, Carambola heard the quarrel, opened the door curtain, beautiful face, moving smile, and sweet voice came out, and said: "Ah, look at your two masters, how unfamous, why don't you have a concession, admit it, isn't it just eating a bowl of rice in a pot, you see how ugly the words are, why shameless, and didn't put your face on the face of a woman you don't like, the old is not like the old, the small is not like the small." Although the two masters didn't argue about anything anymore, it was like an eggplant in autumn. After sitting for a while, the two masters shuttled one after the other and left. The two masters are too, really, splashing a bubble of on the crotch of the pants, everyone can't do it. Carambola is a young and old, sometimes two fathers and sons, two brothers, are related to him. Some people revealed that she used that pair to surround people.

In fact, the wide road of the Yang family was walked out by many people.

As the head of the village, Yang Baiyu is the head of a village, and he must arrange and do a good job in village affairs. In fact, village affairs are to urge food and money, curettage and induce labor, and beat dogs to kill dogs. People say that three things are difficult to do, and the teacher, you have to put your own thoughts into the heads of others. Boss, you have to put other people's guise into your own money bag. Of course, the most powerful thing is the wife, who can put her own thoughts into a man's head, and can also put a man's guise into her own money bag. It is difficult to get money from some farmers. Agricultural tax, imperial grain and national tax, to be collected. Funds raised should be collected. Utility bills, to be charged. Yang Bai ate the cadre meeting and said: "This, please come today, is to discuss something, anyway, if you change the loach, you are not afraid of mud to cover your eyes, this is what we are doing, it is not a mud swallow mouth, sharpening iron needles, splitting fine meat on the legs of herons, the reasonable and legal burden of farmers, or to bear it, we, to put it bluntly, is a mountain dog, is a dog leg, our service center work is to seize the time to collect the tax and fee." This one, no matter whether it's a white cat or a black cat, it's a good cat to catch a mouse." Everyone started to talk, and the village clerk lit up his eyes and said: "Yajing, this, it's not profitable to be early, you have money to make the ghost grind, you can't run every day with the hair cover on your back, only the nose clip is the size of a head, if it's like that, the mountain didn't hit, and the dog was lost." Let's put it bluntly, now everyone's eyes are big peaches, cats, waiting for the opportunity to move, it depends on whether your boss is generous, you have to have a head. What I mean by this is still the old way, the ticket is divided into categories according to the number of put away, especially the degree of difficulty, to set a percentage of the commission, that is to say, a point, one nine open, two eight open, three seven open, in short, the chicken butt must be back a lump of oil, first say goodbye, and then not messy. In previous years, the top was clear, and the bottom was touched a few more, and the top was generally covered. I used to be a monk and a nun, and I couldn't tell what was going on. Now, monks and nuns are not clear at the top and at the bottom. Besides, the peasants have it, and the monks have to have it. Even if you touch it below, you still have to have a number, you have to be able to get through, a hat that is not as big as a foot, you can't force the bull to go down." Yang Bai coughed twice, cleared his throat, shook his head and said: "The captain has more broken boats, I am still in charge of this big plate, this is still my braincase on my neck, killing pigs and throats or killing buttocks, or I have the final say, of course, I am also from the advice, and it is indeed necessary to make this matter in an order, all kinds of paragraphs, first set a commission and a proportion, and then divide it." As for me, it's just a little fairer, not suffering from widowhood and unevenness, this is what I will classify and proportion, but it is still difficult to level a bowl of water, some rake, some are hard bones, so it is like this, brothers divide the buns, and the people who cut the buns take it later." Bai Facai, the deputy village head, said: "This, you can't grab your eyebrows and beard, the village chief is still a big man, and there are thousands of opportunities, and things have priorities, so the village chief will charge the electricity bill." Yang Bai ate and said: "Then how can there be a law, striking iron has to be hard itself, you say that this way to divide is to put bricks under my chin, I said to get in front of people, go in front of people, where is the weak person, this, this, the big plate is set like this, and it will be unanimously adopted without disagreement." Let's come down and make sure it's a paper knot." Bu Yiliang is like a monkey, and like a grasshopper standing up, when walking, the head is little by little, when eating, the head is also little by little, this is not important, when he encounters something, he agrees and nods, and disagrees and nods. He immediately took a blank piece of paper, tore it into several small strips of paper, some wrote taxes, such taxes, that taxes, some wrote fees, such fees, such fees, some wrote money, this money, that money, kneaded into lumps, stirred it, and put it in a pile. Yang Bai ate and said: "Let's pick it." Everyone gathered around, turned, watched, some saliva spit on their hands, rubbed their hands, some stepped back, as if waiting for someone to come first, and some grabbed it, and immediately hid to the side to watch. If you have good convulsions, you will be very happy at once, but if you pretend that you are not good, and if you don't grasp it well, you will be angry and say: "Damn, when you are lucky, you will choke people to death when you drink cold water, and you will hit your heels when you fart." And so the meeting broke up.

This Yang Bai eats, in fact, his working methods are related to his living habits. He likes to host a pot every week, and the money is made up by everyone's chicken feet. On a piece of paper, draw five lines, write the amount of money to be paid at one end of the line, the size of the difference, fold it behind, and at the other end of the line that stretches out on the paper, everyone chooses, and write their own names. Some lines correspond to zero, as long as the name is drawn to this line, you can eat it for nothing. I can't tell what the reason is, anyway, as long as he is scratching chicken feet, he often always draws or turns on the line of eating for nothing, and slowly everyone calls him Yang Bai to eat.

Some people say that this is just Yang Bai's habit of eating, and some people say that his family has such a foundation.

is talking about his grandfather Yang Zijiang, who sold opium, made a fortune, married many women, a large house, a second room, a total of more than ten rooms. Greedy and chewy, gradually, he couldn't clean up the woman he put up, he thought, this, instead of stretching out ten fingers to press the flea, it is better to press it with one finger. But these women who have a house want to be lucky, and they originally hung lanterns according to the old man's idea, and they also hung them for a while, but then these women chattered and had opinions, and they made a lot of trouble. Later, there was no way, that is, every night, these women surrounded and shouted that this old man drew lots, and everyone had nothing to say. The system has been in place for a while, and it seems that it is impossible to distinguish which ones are skinny and which ones are positive. In this way, there will be no trouble.

Earlier, everyone wanted to eat some fresh meat, the club killed the pig, the meat was put on the board, and everyone picked the fat and thin, and there was no other way, so they still cast lots. In the order on the pimple, it is divided by a knifesmith. The above said that it was poverty alleviation, and the village assessed the precise poor households, Yang Bai ate, and made a fortune in vain. What everyone said is that there is something in life after all, and what is not in life is not forced, and if you get it, your life is thicker than a yellow bucket, and you should eat it in your life, and if you don't get it, you should suffer. Some households were rated, but they were not very competitive, saying that they were boutique households.

In this way, everyone has the opportunity to collect the money in the name of the star flower, but they are choked at every turn. The people who meet together, you look at me, I look at you, and the dog looks at the ocean. On the street of star flowers, from time to time, a few people in the village sat crookedly, yawning one by one like hungry lice. is also, often Yang Bai yawns after eating, and other people yawn one by one, and some even squeeze and shed tears. That way, nothing will happen.

Yang Bai's eyes are as famous as his name. He's a slanted eyer, and his eyes are big. Everyone shouted respectfully in front of Village Chief Yang, but behind them shouted obliquely. His eyes are tilted upwards all the time, originally he is not looking at you, but you look at you like he is staring at you with wide eyes, he is looking at you, and you look at him as if he is staring at something else. As long as his eyes are slanted, he doesn't say that he is thinking about the problem, he just doesn't think about the problem, but it gives people the feeling that he is thinking about the problem. The eyes are slanted, and there is no hatred for people, but it feels like they are hating people. His hatred and dislike, his understanding and incomprehension, his thoughts and dislikes, are all very manifested in these slanted glares. When it comes to him, everyone will say that "the harrier in the sky is the slanted eye on the earth". It is said that this good thing is not a good man, and it is difficult to deal with. Sometimes he scratches the old shell, sometimes touches his beard, but most of the time, his eyes roll and tilt at any time, and his head does not stop at all. He saw that there were more people going to the star flower in broad daylight, so he simply went in the middle of the night. It's also oh, halfway through, someone asked: "Which one", and asked the other side: "Which one are you", Yang Bai was taken aback and said: "I said which one, it turned out that the turtle made a fortune, it was you, where are you running if you don't sleep this night." Bai Facai said: "I just ran into a ghost, the ghost touched the braincase, I just see what you are still doing this night, you are still running the mountain." What Yang Baiyu originally wanted to say was, what about you, and felt that you had to cover up your ugliness when you said something, so she said: "What about the Yang family in front, say that you can get people in front of people, you see, but you don't pay the electricity bill." Of course, Bai Facai knew that he was also going to take a good bite, so he said: "This black light is blind, beware."