Yang's Adventures

God, I can't help but hit the stone into the sky. He stumbled and walked some more ground, and the feeling of being unable to return to heaven made him have to howl hard in this empty mountain,

"Ah, ah, ah", it seems that only in this way can he relieve the grievances in his heart, make himself get down the steps of his heart, restore his inner balance, and make a difference for himself.

Reason is telling him that there is only a field that cannot be cultivated, how can there be a tired man who does not die, and what stone does not hide a few crabs.

He remembered the posture of the old man's cart, but he remembered that the patronage of opportunity seemed too mysterious, like a spark of inspiration, like a climax, but it was not a thick accumulation of scale-like accumulation, but it was not a simple superposition of bell-striking labor, everything was so encounterable and unavoidable.

Sometimes you have to seize opportunities, sometimes you have to create opportunities, and sometimes you have to give up opportunities. To grasp the opportunity, it depends on the ability, to create the opportunity, to rely on the ability, to give up the opportunity, to pay attention to the realm.

However, this may not only be the realm, but also understand dialectics. If you lose your horse, what you lose in one place will be gained in more places.

At this time, some rain stars were falling from the clouds in the sky, and his mind was blank.

He remembered his old man Yang's skills. It was also when he was the village head, according to the requirements of the superiors, the meeting was also organized to give opinions to the town's leadership team, and everyone had opinions, but no one was willing to take the risk of burping and raising it.

Yang is fine, it's his uncle, this person, no matter what, no matter what happens, no matter how big it is, even if people and pee on his neck, even if the oil tank falls, even if someone says that his house roar head is entangled with wild men, he says, it's okay, it's really okay.

Wang Mazi shouted: "Yang is fine, you give advice, pour soybeans out of the bamboo tube, hurry up."

Yang had nothing to say: "No opinion". Wang Mazi said: "No opinion is the biggest opinion, I know that usually you have an opinion, it is the big girl who farts, sandwiched and sandwiched, this time, open to eat, oh, open to mention, as I said above, don't grab braids, don't beat sticks, don't wear hats, and no one will settle accounts for you after the autumn", Yang had nothing to say: "Give you advice, it's to find snakes, it's to take off your pants and fart, and look for trouble."

Yang had nothing to do when he saw that Wang Mazi insisted on asking him to mention it, so he couldn't be humble anymore, so he stretched his neck out a little, retracted it, stretched it out a little more, blinked his eyes, and said tremblingly: "Mayor Wang, then I will have the courage to put forward my opinion, to be honest, I am not worried that your master will give me small shoes, the leaders are all big, not where to be careful, eccentric, not like me stingy, I just have some anger in this stomach arching around, and I can't let out a fart." And your leader Wang Mazi, as the head of the town, is different, I'm watching, you shake hands, wave hands, clap hands, shake hands, these hands are just right, at first glance it is a leader's posture. Then I'll be bold enough to mention it."

At this time, he pouted, as if he had only put his head out of the collar at this time in a lifetime, and shook his head to look left and right, and his hands were tightly wrapped around the waist of his trousers, and he lifted it up, as if he was going to lift the pants that had fallen down.

He was originally a little dark, his movements were slow, he bent over, he seemed to be looking for something on the ground at any time, everyone called him a turtle guest, usually everyone was amused, always said: "You take off your clothes and let your back bask in the sun", and his women love to scold him and say: "You come out of the neckline, it's very weird."

If he sits, some people say that he will bury his head in the crotch of his pants. He had a pair of small eyes on one of his big faces, and he tried to look at Wang Mazi, and then looked at everyone, he was worried that everyone was calling him to open his eyes and speak, he thought that this time he was also a ghost who touched the old shell, he couldn't care so much, not to mention that it didn't seem to work, and he slapped his two hands on the left and right belly a few times, and said first: "Offend people, it's not good to say it, scolding the monk is also leprosy, beating the monk is also leprosy, then say it", in a hurry, his eyes were closed, he was sweating, and he still held it out.

My suggestion: "It's that the mayor doesn't care about his body too much, and there's no problem with living with women, but he's not good at uniting female comrades to work together, and the rest is fine, it's really fine, it's okay."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone roared with laughter, some laughed crookedly, some laughed so much that tears flowed, some laughed until they shouted that their stomachs hurt, and there was a burst of applause at the venue, everyone understood what he meant, that is, this Wang Mazi likes to catch up with his mother-in-law, and his life style is not good, no one dares to say it, but Yang is okay with him, his neck is stretched, his eyes are closed, just like a fart, and he is released.

Of course, Wang Mazi is a stable person, and he also applauded Yang for having nothing to do, and said: "This, the size is an occasion, what I said is, good, good to mention."

Wang Mazi said that it is called Yang ability, you say: "What is your opinion?" ”。 Yang is a person with bright eyes, he can't hide anything from his eyes, he likes to pick bones in eggs, and black foam can be divided into male and female.

Yang said: "I think the distance of the toilet in the town, the mayor of the town has not done a good job, the toilet is close, smelly, far away, and difficult to run." If it's far away, some people will drag it out and mess around, just like the house roar head is not in front of them, so everyone will go home and find a random place to hang out. Therefore, the toilet is neither far nor close, but how far is far, how close is near, how far and how close is not far or not, we must listen to the opinions of the masses. Mayor Wang, what about you, you can specify where to repair the toilet with one finger, and there are still some problems. Of course, every household has a toilet, and they all have a sewer, but some of us like to squeeze into the public toilet. You run up to everyone's toilet and squeeze it, of course, that's another problem."

As soon as Yang finished speaking, everyone responded with thunderous applause. Wang Mazi's face was blistered, but he said seriously: "It's good, it's good, the toilet problem is not a problem, it's also a problem, it reflects the question of whether to be democratic, and whether to lead the unit leader.

At this time, Wang Mazi glanced at the venue and said: "Yang Shaoshi, tell me, what to say on the stage, the drum opposite the gong in front of the face, don't have a handshake on the stage, kicking the feet off the stage, let people talk The sky will not collapse, even if the sky collapses, there are tall people on top of it, this is me, the others are not the same, but the stomach is still there, it is pretended, anyone can be in the stomach, and the waves are not waves."

Yang Shaoshi this person, walking is standing on tiptoe and walking gently, down for fear of stepping on ants, looking up for fear of smashing his head with leaves, always feeling that more is better than less, and then his theory has developed, that is, more big things are better than less, small things are less than one thing, that is, everything is under control, seeing that the fire burned to his buttocks, he said: "Mayor Wang, I am anxious, I am anxious, I am anxious, go to the toilet, and I will come back immediately", he hunched his waist, took small steps, and went to the toilet, but he had a bag of cigarettes, no one came back, Wang Mazi looked at his watch, it was almost time for lunch, so he said: "Then today's meeting is here, what about those who have not spoken, they will speak again at the next meeting, break up the group, and engage in food."

But things are changing. Before the next meeting could be held, there was a spirit blowing down from above, and this kind of meeting to give opinions to the team organization would no longer be organized.

Not long after, the spirit of the important instructions issued by the city was again, that is, all units must find out the bad elements who are anti-organization and anti-society, and issue targets to identify and classify them as bad people, and send them to remote mountainous areas for reform.

At this time, if you hold a meeting and say that you are really not a bad person, it is the best and highest evaluation of you.

As soon as the platform was launched, Yang had nothing to do with the meaning of what Yang said to Yang ability, and finally ripped off the fig leaf on the crotch of the leader's pants.

Wang Mazi held a meeting of the mayor's office, and his majesty rose, and he shouted: "Now it is a question of whether the autumn is counted or not, but the new trend of the class struggle, the current situation and tasks, and the indicators are two, which two." You see, you see, the wind above is a call to give opinions to the team organization, but as soon as there is a stir, some people can't sit still, some people are about to speak, there are people who have nothing to say, there are people who fart, some people show their original form, exposing the nature of anti-organization and anti-people, and cattle and sheep appear under the wind and grass. It's just these monkey people, whether it's a mule or a horse, and they have to be pulled out for a walk. This is still a test of people at a critical time, and the organization is also to examine people at a critical time."

Yang said hehehe: "Didn't you say at the beginning that you don't settle accounts after the autumn?" ”。 Wang Mazi blinked his eyes and said: "At first, I said that, a mouthful of spit and a nail, and the saliva that was spit out couldn't be licked back, but I think what people said was within a certain range, under certain conditions, to a certain extent, your nose is bigger than your face, and the nature has changed. After you put forward your opinions, people will know which ones are flower-footed turtles, this four-legged toe is a black ghost, this five-legged one is not a turtle, policy and strategy are the lifeline of our work, not to engage in post-autumn settling is a strategy, not to engage in post-autumn settling is a tactic, to engage in post-autumn settling is a strategy, to engage in post-autumn settling is a strategy, to engage in post-autumn settling is a strategy. First defense, then stalemate, and finally counterattack, which spring said the words of autumn, the season has not yet arrived, plant a grain of millet in spring, harvest 10,000 seeds in autumn, hahaha."

Yang snorted angrily and said: "You are all people with beards on your mouths, don't pee and pee, don't make twenty-four ideas until it gets dark, talk is to count."

Wang Mazi smiled, a pockmarked face seemed to be jumping, he said: "What about this, the disease comes from the mouth, and the disaster comes from the mouth. Of course, now it's a bench to get jiri, hard to resist, in my opinion, think about it, your problem is that you didn't learn to use, you didn't learn to use it. What you have learned, in your head, is full of rules and regulations, and there is no flexibility. This Yang is fine, Yang has nothing to do, and he has nothing to do. I think it's appropriate for the two of them to apply this indicator."

Yang said in surprise: "It's also the ghost who touched the old shell, and it's also the prisoner's old shell that said it fell by itself."

Wang Mazi coughed and said: "In my one-third of an acre of land, where you call me Wang Mazi unhappy, Wang Mazi and I will also make you unhappy." And Yang has the ability, you have the ability, so what is my ability, I can wear a hat for you, or I can wear small shoes for you. You can be given a red hat, you can be cuckolded, or you can be given a white hat. It can give you braids, or it can give you a bald head. This is me, it all depends on whether I am happy in my heart, hahaha".

Yang is okay, Yang is classified as a bad element. In addition to delegating labor, it is three days and two heads are caught and criticized.

The autumn sun is no longer the poisonous sun of summer. The town's loudspeakers are already announcing that there is a meeting at the school to criticize the bad guys.

Yang is fine, Yang has been taken by the militia to sit on the grinding plate next to the venue, Yang Duoshi cautiously shouted Yang has nothing to do and Yang has nothing to do and said: "What are you angry, this is also a lawless thing, this head melon seed, where is it just a cloak stopper, a coffin pulp, or a hat pile", they were all put on white paper high hats, and the words bad elements were written on the high hats, followed by their names.

At nine o'clock, Wang Mazi raised his right hand and rotated it, he was looking at his watch, he wanted the crowd of black pressure to watch him look at his watch, this watch also flashed a light, and everyone knew that the meeting had begun.

Wang Mazi pulled up his rooster throat, and it was like the voice of a broken bamboo stick, and said loudly: "The bad guy Yang is fine, Yang is capable, and he is on the stage", at this time, everyone's heads were brushed sideways, and their eyes were staring at the entrance of the venue, the entrance of the venue, Yang was fine, Yang was fine, Yang was escorted by several militiamen, dragged and dragged on stage.

Yang had nothing to do with his head down, as if he had done something wrong. Wang Mazi said: "Give the bad element Yang nothing to do."

Yang grabbed Yang Fine's hair and pulled it back, and Yang's scarred face was exposed at once.

Wang Mazi shouted again: "Give the bad element Yang the ability to appear." Yang raised his head high, as if he was raising his head angrily.

Yang Shaoshi came over again and grabbed Yang Zhengshi's head and pressed it down. At this time, Wang Mazi said: "The day when the masses of the people are happy is the time when the counter-revolutionaries are uncomfortable.

Yang Shaoshi took the rope, put a set on Yang Wufu's shoulder, wrapped it around the handbar of both hands, turned his back again, and put it on his shoulder, Yang Wufu's arm bones were strangled, like a chicken being carried off the ground, but he didn't