On both sides, he was like a frog, and a fierce man plunged into it, with only two legs and legs outside, and began to kick his legs leisurely after hurrying. There are people running there all the time, and the road is running wide.

Those people have broken the threshold of others. What do you want to do, saying that you are all thinking about driving your mother-in-law, but you don't necessarily have it. What is the meaning of driving the mother-in-law, after Zhong Youli research, there are several theories. One said, "It's like driving pigs and cows." Sometimes, whether it is a pig, a cow, a sheep, a donkey, or a duck, she is not completely under your command, and you have to hold a rope in front of you, push with your hand in the back, and clap with your hand in the middle. The second said: "It means a quick battle." You see this rush word, it is composed of a walking word and a dry word, the left is walking, the right is dry, that is, walking to dry, dry to go. This is mainly from a security point of view. It's also oh, the ancients made words, with good intentions, and it seems to put forward requirements for quality and efficiency in that matter. It's like the family judge, it's not that the case is closed, but that the case is closed." But it just so happened that this Liu stammered that he didn't do a good job of pulling a soak in urine, so he could catch a mother-in-law. Three said: "It's to drive the mother-in-law, this rush word, everyone is killing the New Year's pig, the cook has to kill several a day, to boil the water to scald the pig to be clean and hairless, will be on the people's hot pig water that has not yet cooled, and then add some boiling water into it, and then use your hands to adjust the water temperature, scalding your own pigs, this is called water, also called catching water, the mother-in-law is not your own, you go to the will, while the iron is hot, is not just to drive the mother-in-law." Lao Zhong said this after dinner, and it was okay.

Chapter III

Under the influence of ears and eyes, Yang Xiaohua became a student of star flower, and the blue is better than the blue.

In fact, if Yang Xiaohua does not become a shuttle leaf, there are three lines of defense.

The first is the husband's defense line. That is, his own man. Of course, your man should play the role of a deterrent, and the fence should be tightened so that wolves and dogs do not come. Speaking of this Yang Xiaohua, his original partner was Deng Lao Er, and before marriage, he was still willing to do so, but as soon as he got married, it was like two spicy people called Chaotian Chong who were thrown into the oil pot, chattering, pushing and shoving, the soldiers did not let the generals, the soldiers did not let the soldiers, and the two of them couldn't dig a plow. The argument started, one said that one had small eyes, one said that one had a long nose, one moved the pot, and the other had to dig the stove. I like to pick my nose and eyes. There are also Boss Zhang and Zhao Cuihua in the village, and the two of them are also needle-pointed, and they can't urinate in a pot. Later, this boss and Yang Xiaohua got along, this Deng Lao Er and Zhao Cuihua got better, nothing more than a man who stole someone's house, a mother-in-law who drove someone else's house, and it was basically flattened, but it was not completely flat, what to do, it was like a bowl of water was uneven, and the water continued to be flattened. It's ridiculous to say, that is, later, the two Quartet got together to discuss this matter related to the place where the palm is big, Zhao Cuihua bit the tip of the braid, bent her face obliquely, and didn't say anything. Yang Xiaohua's legs and shoes were scratched on the ground, and her eyes were looking at the tips of her shoes. Or Boss Zhang is a big look, said: "This, this, drowsiness has to pass through the eyes, the paper can't hold the fire, the sores are out, we will blow the chaff to see the rice, hit the nail on the head, the words are straightforward and sober, they are already raw rice cooked and mature, the wood has become a boat, try to save trouble, simply change", Boss Zhang felt that Yang Xiaohua was still a little better, he was a little longer, and he was so happy that he couldn't wear a hat, just waiting for Deng Laoer's words, but what about this Deng Laoer, three sticks can't hit a fart, and Zhang Boss is a stick and jumps three times, he Deng Lao Er was hit with three sticks, move it, it's not that he has no goods in his stomach, but a teapot to cook rice balls, he can't say it, he thinks that this Yang Xiaohua is still going to look better, and feels that he has a loss, so he said: "This, Boss Zhang, this, are all eating rice, everyone has a rod and scale in their hearts, and I'm not a reckless person there, you still have to make up for it, how much money you still have to make up, it's a thing, how much is your mind, this, this, or I just lost my wife and broke the army, everyone will say that I have adjusted the loss, I didn't make two money, I still have to mix in society, and I still have to see people." Boss Zhang pursed his lips and smiled and said: "Money, money, and money, when it comes to money, you won't be affectionate, if there is, I will have to ask you to open your mouth first." The stalemate started, and Deng Lao Er said: "You still have the tiles on your roof tile." Boss Zhang said: "Hmph, the idea of the stool you beat is a radish with an eye, and a cow's tail covers a cow's buttocks, and my family can't repair the tiles of the house, you want it, this is not a matter of pulling your fingers, then where is the law." After a stalemate for a long time, Boss Zhang also thought that he had indeed picked up a bargain, so he said: "This, just grab the long grass and short grass, look at the face, you have suffered a little loss, some people have popularity, some people have ability, some people have the ability to be stronger, some people are stronger than the ability, and some people are stronger than the ability, too, how can sugarcane have two sweet truths." Speaking of which, that day I saw the back of a woman on the street, bee waist pole, beautiful long legs, I looked at the ground, caught up, looked at the face on one side, deflated twenty-four mouths at once, really nothing to look at, to be honest, like a cool breeze poured down from the back of the neck socket, until it was cold to the heels, this quick knife cut the mess, Deng Lao Er, we are alive, the cucumber gong has gone to most of the part, the water has passed the three Akita fields, and the husband and wife are not tied, I will give you 500 tiles, and it will be flat, and it will be smooth from then on, and the bridge is bridged, The road is on the road, the well water is not the river water, and the hair does not fall off, the lotus root is broken, in short, in short, at both ends of the knife, my pee will not be in your direction." Deng Lao Er said: "This, which mountain song to sing when you get to that mountain, now that the boats are on the beach, my brother is so upright, I can't say a word from my grandmother's mouth, learn to be upright once, and count it."

It's strange to say, the rice in the other pot is more fragrant, but if you eat it every day, you will get tired of it immediately.

Nor can he be blamed for it. When Zhang Boss was only a few months old, his father Zhang Da and his family were busy working in the fields, putting a little baby at home to sleep, you said it was a coincidence, there was a weasel, ran to the child's shop, maybe the weasel was too hungry, so he gnawed his one, the adult came back and found this scene, and angry, happy, and worried, and has been hiding this matter. However, the paper can't hold the fire, and when the little baby is playing in the water and bathing together, the baby is doing the baby's work, and when he sees it, he slowly shouts out the single egg. So how much does it matter if there is only one one? The thing that is a single egg is not a regular one, with a moderate diet and exercise, but a perverse temperament and moodiness. As soon as I am happy, I am still a full labor force, biting copper and eating iron, attacking everything and being invincible. But as long as he doesn't want to, then he is like an autumn eggplant under the sun. Said that later, it was like using thin mud to cover the field, and the mud couldn't be confused for a long time, and it was finally fooled up, and even used some muddy water to touch the bright light of the mud on the top, but if you don't care about it, the mud on the field cover will collapse again, and this Yang Xiaohua will even go crazy for no reason. Yang Xiaohua always seems to be standing on the shore at any time, bent on grasping the straw that fell into the water, and the whole meaning of her survival life is like a life of creative happiness. She heard from others that she bought dog whips, bull whips, donkey whips, big-headed black ghosts, Tufeizi snakes, and a jar of medicinal wine. After soaking for a few days, the wine was thick and sticky, Yang Xiaohua poured it for him after dinner, Boss Zhang was scolding and beating and scolding, the soap bubbles of hope bulged, and disappointment was like a straw falling into the water and quickly fell silent, hope, disappointment, disappointment, hope, intertwined. Until dawn, fish protein appeared on the horizon outside the window.

At noon the next day, Boss Zhang and a few other people were ramming the earth, but it was not the right time or the right place, and it was propped up there. Zhang Lao's atmosphere is not out of one place, he hides when he should be, he takes risks when he shouldn't, and he feels that it's not a thing, he can't cry or laugh, he turns around, and follows two slaps, but it is like mushrooms after the rain, seeing that the wind is long, he squatted on the ground and said: "The way to live is done, and the tiger also has a nap, everyone still smokes a cigarette and rests for a while." It's all about covering up his ugliness, so as not to be ridiculed, but the result is that everyone laughs at him, and he laughs himself. flew off and went home, only to meet Yang Xiaohua, but she was picked up