Hey, hey, ha, ha, ha. Jia Zhengzheng listened as if he had some hope, and he sounded like he was confused.

He felt that this Gou educated people, the dragon saw the beginning but not the tail, unfathomable, elusive. He thought that this dog's day of Gou Yuren had come to say counting, he took the number, collected money, collected money, and the rotten woman stole people and was willing to beat and suffer, how good it should be.

This person who abides by contracts and keeps promises, collects money and does things may still be a good official, and what he is most afraid of, annoyed and hated is this kind of grinding, grinding, spitting, wanting to talk and stopping, three sticks can't beat a fart, and love is difficult to open in his heart.

What's more, you educate people, what kind of baby you are, and you don't know what, it's really a shame that your ancestors are shell and shell masters, how did you get up to that position, and it's not that everyone doesn't know.

Jia Zhengzheng thought again, Gou Yuren finally gave the wind in the end, people didn't stretch their tongues and say it, it's right, the fire hasn't arrived, the living person is just listening to an extra-string sound, saying an extra-verbal meaning, it depends on whether you know how to get up or not, which one gives you a plain explanation, which one gives you a white speech.

Reading is the book of heaven, the book without words, the book of life. The people of Gou Yuren also talked about him left and right, and said: "Ah, Xiao Jia, you find someone to make a stone mill for me, my wife likes to use a hand-pushed mill to push and grind soybeans and eat bean curd porridge."

Jia Zhengjing pondered carefully, his heart brightened, there are so many two-legged people on the street, you said that people just asked me to find someone to do, this is not a question of whether I am a person or not, but a problem of being my own person, this may be a matter of educating people and giving yourself a chance, it depends on how I polish this grind and opportunity.

Jia Zhengjing also wondered, Gou Yuren, who has been soaked in officialdom for a long time, may be a master of pushing the grinder, and they are all saying that he is reaching into the oil pot to catch fish, and his hands are not stained with oil.

He had heard how Gou Yuren's position as director of the bureau came about. Before he became the director, he was just an ordinary person, with you to sit at the table, without your words, it was like the mud bodhisattva in the temple, although there was no one, but there was still a few sticks of incense to smoke, and the tribute was still much better than a stool and a stool.

He happened to be door-to-door with Li Laoshui, who later became the director of the organization bureau. After Li Laozhuan became the director, Erlang's legs were cocked, Kun Qi, and asked the woman Xiuhua to often make bean curd porridge for him, one day, there was no kimchi, Li Laozhuan was about to burst into flames, Xiuhua was already trembling, sweating, he hurried to the door Lao Gou's house, and said: "You guys are still good, I came to visit you on behalf of Director Li, saying that your pickles are crispy and sweet, why don't you give our old Li a few to taste."

Lao Gou's woman Fangzhi was overjoyed when she saw the director's wife coming, and said: "Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, or you don't treat us as outsiders, so what's the matter?"

As the saying goes, the rice in the other pot is fragrant, Li Laozhuan thinks that the food is crispy and delicious, especially delicious, and the Xiuhua bubble does not have the same taste as others anyway.

Later, Li Laozhuan almost reached the point where he didn't eat the kimchi of the other family. Xiuhua simply doesn't make kimchi at home, if she wants to eat kimchi, she just goes directly to the opposite door.

It seems that his radish is about to be soaked in the kimchi jar of Lao Gou's family, so that it tastes like it, and it is a thing.

Director Li Laozhuan wants to eat kimchi, who will, who can, who dares not to give it. Being asked to eat kimchi is actually an indescribable and unconcealable honor for those who are asked.

No, Fangzhi went to the street to buy vegetables, and Aunt Li asked her: "The two wool covers you run a day don't touch your back, what are you busy with, what are you buying, you see on this street, the radish will be squeezed off the street."

Fang Zhi looked left and right, and said mysteriously: "What's the matter, people are going to eat our kimchi again, and the director of the organization is going to eat our kimchi again."

When Aunt Li heard this, she said: "Your kimchi is so delicious, it won't be the director of the other department who beat your idea", Fangzhi replied shyly: "Look at you, where did you go", Aunt Li laughed haha Erlang.

The reason why the kimchi is delicious, in addition to the exquisite technology of the Fangzhi kimchi, is that they use the old kimchi jar that has been passed down for more than ten generations.

When Grandpa Gou died, his father didn't want anything, just this kimchi jar, he didn't expect that the kimchi jar for hundreds of years would finally meet a noble person eating the kimchi it made.

In the same way, free kimchi will not fall from the sky. Once, when Li Laozhuan was eating kimchi and burping, Lao Gou's pickled cabbage woman Fangzhi spoke to Li Laozhuan, saying: "What about my director, in fact, our family is also excellent, and I haven't met a noble person before", Li Laozhuan picked his teeth, his eyes were red, he looked at her, and said: "I've just heard of it, your old Gou is cooking dumplings in a teapot, I can't say it, it's like me, sometimes I am panicked, but everything has to be pretended in advance." But this, you haven't looked for me before, he baby, a few sheep can't invite the mountain, I think he is self-conscious, oh, out of the sludge and not stained, oh, can be seen from a distance and can not be blasphemed, oh, lonely Fang self-appreciation, hey, hey, lonely Fang self-appreciation, Fang, Fangzhi's Fang, hey, hey, what about you, cold, but this is also a piece of cake, this thing is in my hands, in your opinion, it is a big thing, in my opinion, it is a small thing."

It didn't take long for Lao Gou's family to marry their daughter Fuji to Li Laoshuan, and the two families became their sons and daughters' godsons.

Soon after, Lao Gou became the director of education. This, this, it seems that sometimes small things can make big things.

Making a big fuss is a human being, and making something out of nothing is a capable person. In this way, Director Gou became the director of the kimchi jar.

Although it is said that what a family member says is that when you are an official, a man, you have to raise money to progress, a woman wants to be promoted in the future, and some people even have a price list for buying and selling officials, but as long as you use no matter what method you use, you have wronged yourself, achieved leadership, and stirred the leader's heart, sometimes it may not cost a lot of silver taels.

Of course, for the sake of politics, it is necessary to take the fast track. To be fast, you need to know the leader's hobbies and do your best to satisfy the leaders' hobbies.

This Li Lao Bolt, good appetite, when eating, people are one-handed to drag the bowl, with chopsticks to knock, his bowl, in fact, is a basin, mostly with both hands to hold, when the self-service meal, the basin will be in the middle of a mountain.

He filled the rice bowl, and he would put it in a place a little farther away from the crowd for exclusive use, and even when he saw someone coming, he would put the rice bowl on it again, change the place, look left and right, there was really no one, and then put down the rice bowl and gobbled it up, that is, the two big ears you can see are constantly shaking and dancing, but it is still much better than the second senior brother, after all, he did not put his hand into the tank basin.

It doesn't matter what kind of food, he wants to hug his stomach. After eating too much, he didn't want to grow it for everyone to see, so he ran around in the woods on the hill opposite the unit, saying that he was losing weight, but he was really eating.

Usually, if you spend money on it, you can run it in the bag behind his ass for a long time, and what comes out is a crumpled corner of the ticket, and it can't be stretched for half a day.

If someone invites him to dinner, Li Laozhuan often wants to bring his wife, Xiuhua often has to hang his pocket on his back, and people give him a red envelope, she will slippery open the zipper of the big pocket, let you cast it inside, you are finished, the big mouth of the pocket is still open for a long time, and there is no meaning of closing.

If the red envelope you put down floats down, it is not real, then the zipper that is slowly closed and the hostess's not too light face will make you shudder, at least cramped and uneasy, you feel that you can't take it, you are ashamed of yourself, and you feel that people look down on you right.

If he didn't bring his wife Xiuhua, it would be another way. It is to raise the mouth of the two shoulders, in addition to eating and drinking well, but also to play cards.

Even if it's only half an hour before eating, it's still half an hour to be economical. From the dining table to the poker table, there are often few steps.

When playing cards, you have a treat, and you naturally have to lay the bottom, that is, you take out the money first, so that he will take out the money you take out as a mother and son, play games, and then get your money.

If you don't play cards, or you have paved the bottom, but he loses with a small probability, Li Laozhuan will not be happy to say: "Don't play", then most of the matters you ask for will be in vain.

Your treat is equivalent to inviting him to an old man for a cigarette. If you smoke a cigarette, who remembers who handed it over, it means that there is no such thing as a treat.

Gou Yuren invited Li Lao Shuo to do food, hot pot, drink a little wine, Gou Yuren looks, this Li Lao Shuo, a big mouth, the mouth is like a long slit, the left is high and the right is obliquely cracked, the high end is already connected to the ear, and the low end is already to the chin, and therefore, the mouth is torn apart, and the teeth are arched and warped, and they are also exposed like a worm in vain.

That situation reminds people that when it was said that it was the Qing Dynasty, my big map of China was like a begonia leaf, which was a bit like the shape of a mulberry leaf, and the Japanese archipelago was like a worm, but it squeaked and gnawed away at my mulberry leaf-shaped land, and then my China was like a rooster, and the Japanese archipelago was like a long string, like a centipede, just like Li Laoshuo's bare teeth worm.

In this mouth, what is eaten is delicacies, what is drunk is fine wine, and what is spoken is the truth. It is still summarized well by the ancients, the man's mouth eats all directions, and the official has many truths.

Finally, Li Laozhuan seemed to have a full stomach, but he was still not satisfied, and he was still unsatisfied. Gou Yuren gritted his teeth and pulled out a handful of money, and made a look of pressing it straight into the mahjong table drawer, and finally laid the bottom for Li Laozhuan.

Maybe it's because he is too distressed about money, Gou Yuren spit out the saliva, and wants to lick it back, plus Li Laozhuan also asked him to accompany him, Gou Yuren has mixed tastes, reluctantly smiled, nodded his head involuntarily, leaned over to the chair and sat down, the right half of his butt was on the edge of the chair, and almost overturned the chair.

Fang Zhi kicked him in the ass and said, "Man's family, I don't know if your skull is all paste, the East River is a boat and the West River is fishing, I can't bear the child to catch the wolf."

Li Laozhuan laughed, ha, haha, hahaha, when he laughed, his mouth cracked even more. said: "Wrong, the yellow calendar of the next year, the past one has long been turned over, and now I am reluctant to let my daughter-in-law trap the wolf."

After saying that, everyone laughed in agreement. The first, there are no more cards, Li Lao Bolt played a 30,000, Gou Yuren shouted: "And", and wanted to say that there is no harmony, Li Lao Bolt said: "Lao Gou, you, too, I don't know which deep mountain old forest ran out of the hungry ghost, see the sparrow on the buckle down", Gou Yuren hurriedly said: "It is said that this hemp crutch can not stay in this place where there is mahjong, and they have gone abroad, you see where there are still a few hemp crutches now."

The second, this Gou people how early the card called, Li Lao Bolt is also according to his card called, card eight cylinders, even a point of four times, Gou Yuren did not dare to and the card, the result was three caught cards, out of a few hundred, Gou Yuren face black, dizzy, had to hold back.

The third, Li Laozhuan lit the cannon again, Gou Yuren and his golden nine again, Li Laozhuan said with a blackboard face: "Gou Yuren, you are like a few generations have not been with the cards, monkey God of Wealth, put a rake to put a circle, people live a lifetime is to draw a circle to draw a circle", the head and face of Gou Yuren is a break, Gou Yuren is not naturally accompanied by a smile.

Fourth, Gou Yuren just screamed, hanging chicken, touched it, came a chicken, that is, shook hands when he got off the plane, and the pillow was supported as soon as he was sleepy, but he was already a little timid, afraid that Li Lao would kill him in the day, so he grabbed the chicken in his hand and pinched it for a while, and then played out, after playing out, he first said that he did not stop screaming, and then said that he was suffered, and threw the card that was caught, to drag it back, Li Lao Bolt pressed his hand, and said: "Landing does not return to the shop, landing does not return to the shop, and the saliva spit out can not be licked back."

Turning around, Gou Yuren touched a nine cylinder, hit out, oh Huo, a cannon lit three times, Gou Yuren looked embarrassed, and said: "I'm blind, I'm blind."

He is talking about being blind in his eyes, but his heart is bright. Gou Yuren's face was red for a while, black for a while, and blue for a while, he pretended to smile and hold back, and gave everyone money.

He knew that it was rare to be confused at this time, and patience was the greatest wisdom. The last one, did not play a few, Li Lao Bolt has not yet called, next to the card to see the card hugging the arm licking the Jizi Wu Lao Si shouted and said, caught, Long Qi pair, Li Lao Bolt understood, a button on the card, steady, do not turn over the card, everyone is ready to stuffy their heads and harden their heads, look to the side with their eyes dodged, and give him money.

At this time, Gou Yuren's hand stretched out, as if to turn over Li Lao's card, and said: "No, oh, no hemp" asked while pushing the card into the hall.

Li Laozhuan said: "Lao Gou, you are talking nonsense,