got up, but the mouth was sweet, before Mayor Yu, after Mayor Yu, at first Mayor Yu listened to the numbness of his scalp, and even goosebumps all over his body, and then called Mayor Yu's heart was crispy. As the saying goes, women are vines, men are trees, only vines are wrapped around trees, and no trees are wrapped around vines. Wang Yangshui said: "Mayor Yu, I will make some delicious food, and I guarantee that you will eat it twice after eating it." Yu Longquan said: "That may not be what it is", Wang Yangshui said: "You think too much, what I am talking about is to cut the bacon into very thin slices first, and then adjust the white noodles into a thin and suitable batter, iron pot, firewood, simmer, put the meat slices in the batter to remove the pan gas, put it in the pot, bake it into two sides of the yellow, eat, crispy and crispy, oily but not greasy, melt in the mouth, if you boil a pot of bean curd porridge, and then pick a few pickled radish, pickled cowpeas, then one word, crispy and refreshing." Yu Longquan slowly felt that this woman was not necessarily brought to that, but as long as he said anything, he was very listened to, and there was a set of kung fu for word therapy, you said fraternity, he said how much love, you said that it could treat depression, then she said that she was a doctor. Sometimes I think of her, could it be that the monkeys in the tree can be coaxed down the tree. That day, Wang Yangshui came to Mayor Yu again, and it happened that Mayor Yu was at home alone, a man and a woman, the door was ajar, Wang Yangshui was lying on the table, like putting all the money in a bulging bag, and the two bags were placed on the table. The two of them said everything they should have said, but they were still unfinished, and it just so happened that a gust of wind came from somewhere and slammed the door shut. Wang Yangshui said: "Brother Yu, this is your closed door", Mayor Yu said: "No, it is the sky that follows people's wishes." At that time, Pan Jinlian's wooden stick supporting the window fell, and it happened to hit the head of Gongzi Brother Ximenqing. Wang Yangshui said: "You say, you say, this door is not closed by me, nor is it closed by you", Yu Longshui was a little confused, Wang Yang said with a smile: "Brother Yu, Brother Yu, there are no two identical leaves in the world, people can't step into two rivers at a time in a lifetime, it is a thousand threads, and the needle can only pass one at a time, and the shaking needle can't wear the thread", he hugged Mayor Yu, and said: "Mayor, your time is my life." Originally, Lao Yu couldn't look down on her, but she was also a mother, and she was still a mother, but now at present, what she really sent was a piece of fucking fat, and it came to her mouth, and Yu Longquan couldn't take care of it so much. pressed Wang Yang on the sofa, and after a while, he was confused, like choking on cold water, enough choking, he seemed to be swimming in the sea. He then remembered that what plum blossoms bloomed, in fact, red plums, snow plums, plum blossoms have a few kinds of red, what red plums, black plums, a flower and a world, although they are all women, but they are red, fat, green and thin, each is a landscape.

When it was over, Wang Yangshui told Yu Longquan about the general affairs. Wang Yangshui knew that the night was long and dreamy, so he slipped away. The front foot just left, and sure enough, Zhao Xuemei came back, Yu Longquan drooped his head, like a ball that had been squeezed out of breath, unable to lift his spirits, yawned for days, and squeezed out some tears, like an opium smoker was addicted to smoking. This is not a thing, or it will be exposed, and he will have to hold it up, and he will not eat for three days, and he will pretend to buy a rice man, so he will use the bones and sticks all over his body to prop up the flesh skin, and naturally laugh dryly. As soon as she entered the house, Zhao Xuemei took a breath, her nose shrugged, there was a special smell, he felt like someone had come to this house, so he said: "Lao Yu, is it a guest", Lao Yu got up, and said: "Which one is coming", Zhao Xuemei said: "Is it Wang Xuemei Wang Yangshui has come, do you have a leg with him or something", Lao Yu said loudly: "You say nonsense, you want to call me and Wang Xuemei to do something, unless you put a tile on his head and face to buckle it." But Zhao Xuemei is also a caring person, and said: "You men, what you say is clean, but what you say is that every night when it gets dark, the light is the same." She knew that she couldn't remember who said it, and that the people with the highest voices in the market were often the ones who wanted to buy fakes the most. Just said: "If you really don't have it, then it's effortless to speak softly, is it really tired of cats."

A few days later, Yu Longquan returned from the countryside, he was a little tired, drank some wine, faint, and was soaking his feet in the foot washing room. Suddenly, Yu Longquan seemed to remember something, and said to himself: "I almost forgot the big thing", first put on a pair of barefoot boards, and then put on clogs slippers, and ignored Liao Xiaoer and the monkey, and patted away, Liao Xiaoer and the monkey, it was inconvenient to ask more. Hou Zi put on Mayor Yu's leather shoes, looked at the direction of Yu Longquan's route, and followed far behind. Usually what Yu Longquan said was: "Houzi, you are in charge of the route and direction", Houzi thought, if it is really what Yu Longquan said, then he is the old shell with an official seal, poked and poked, or a knife in the brain, hehe. He still knows how many pounds and taels he has, to put it bluntly, he is a dog's leg, and he is a skin, so it is not a positive material. Although Yu Longquan treats him with a good face, but the requirements are also high, and he tells him that he wants to make money, that is, there is only a begging in the world, and we still have a business opportunity to sell dog sticks, that is, we are already begging, and we must have a dog beating stick in our hands, and any opportunities are only reserved for people who are mentally prepared. Yu Longquan went upstairs, Hou Zi knew that Wang Yangshui lived on the fifth floor, Yu Longquan entered Wang Yangshui's house, slammed the door shut, and the sound of closing the door dragged Hou Zi far. Houzi discharged Yu Longquan's shoes to the door of Wang Yangshui, and the monkey looked at the door, smiled strangely, tiptoed, and retreated.

Of course, Houzi knows how to measure. But this is also the tuition fee. He was originally driving for Luo Chengjia, deputy director of the city police department. One day, Luo Chengjia said: "Go", he drove away, to the provincial capital of Jiangnan New Town Community, Director Luo went upstairs, said: "I'll come down after a while", Luo Chengjia didn't say how many floors, and left the phone in the car, the monkey just waited below, left, right, Luo Chengjia, the person who went up, forgot about it, he was thinking, did he sleep on the top, and he didn't come downstairs, he couldn't wait, he was downstairs, like a rooster crowing, he raised his voice and shouted: "Director Luo, Director Luo", shouted a few loudly, and the people in the community opened the window and poked their heads out, looking down, what they wanted to say was, damn it, it's weird, we are not a chicken nest here, and we have a Director Luo here. After a while, Luo Chengjia finally came down, some of them didn't seem to wake up, and they looked a little crooked when they walked. got into the car, Luo Chengjia said: "Houzi, your surname is Hou, two words, monkey urgent." Within two days, the office director greeted the monkey and said, "You won't drive for Luo Chengjia." Fortunately, Luo Chengjia still didn't beat the monkey to death with a stick, and gave him a drag on his head and a piece of candy in his hand. He introduced Hou Zi to Yu Longquan to drive, but Hou Zi always felt that he did not drive a police car. Later, the monkey slowly pondered, and after a long period of knowledge, he knew what time, what place, who he should say, what he should not say, what he should do, what he should not do, and he had to grasp it just right. In today's matter, Yu Long didn't say anything, so it was inconvenient to ask, but he had to understand. As soon as Yu Longquan left, the shoes had to be lifted, and they were in the back, and they couldn't shout. In the back, you can't get too far, too far away, you can't find the direction of Yu Longquan's route. Of course, it can't be too close, in case Yu Longquan hopes that he is a monkey, it is better not to know the direction of his progress, in case there is an inflection point, there are other strongholds.

Yu Long was all done, as soon as he went out, he asked for shoes, and he happened to have a pair of shoes that he knew the most suitable size in front of him, of course, he didn't know whether the shoes were airlifted or originally put on by himself, anyway, as soon as he fell asleep, the pillow was more than the cushion. Naturally, without a word, it was all romantic. Houzi was in a hurry at the beginning, but now he can grasp the proportion.

That night, Wang Yangshui wrote a report letter, saying that this Li Liangshan is Lao Li on the sixth floor, not Lao Wang next door, and now, he has maintained an improper relationship with a woman for a long time, and maintains an improper relationship with many women at the same time. In the past, when I went to the village in a village, I had affairs with many women, including widows, little women, fat women, and old women. Especially the matter with the daughter-in-law of the Liu family, it is clear. The daughter-in-law, her hair is knotted, the tartar is thick, the nose is horizontal, and the two lumps are hanging almost the same, as if they are still comparing the size, and they don't know how to pack the packaging. The house where I live is full of mold, and the people are silly. Unexpectedly, it was this Li Liangshan, who ate persimmons and pinched them to find a rake, like a person who was shirtless and wanted to jump into the water, once, not once, anyway, in the end, he made people fat. Everyone knows that he put other people's stomachs on them, but he is still shouting: "What kind of dog did it, doing this unreasonable and unconscionable thing." Said yes, this dog who looked at him barking next to him was wronged, the dog was thinking, obviously you people did something, and you insisted on giving my old dog a ride, where is the reason, where is the conscience, wronged, said that the dog can't see him at any time, as long as he sees him coming, he will pick up and bite him. One day, next to the pigsty, he was rescued by the old man of the house. At that time, Lao Li was naïve, he didn't know what to do when he lifted his pants and stood up, and the old man said: "You Lao Li, you look like a dog, you can't say what you do, this, you always have to give out a few money to induce labor, this is one thing", this Lao Li was forced to take money to buy medicine, and then pressed this belly bag flat. Even now, as soon as he arrives in the village, there are many babies around his buttocks, calling him uncle, saying, buy a school bag. It's still okay, it's still not like Mr. Mark Twain, in public, little babies of different colors hug his thighs and call him daddy. Even now, as soon as he walked around the village, he was far away, and when he got to the door, they closed the door one by one. Murakami's slogan is, fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-Lao Li. Politically, set up an antenna, go up to the top, and share a mistress with the leader. Yu Longquan made an important instruction after receiving the documents on the ship: "Please ask the relevant departments to investigate and report the results." The next day, the secretary Liao Xiaoer sent the approval document to the Supervision Bureau for processing, and on the third day, the lovely Li Liangshan began to study.

Li Liangshan hurriedly asked Xiaoxue and said, "Well, you are my tree, planted in Yang Xianjun's house." This time, it was the ocean of water that drowned people, and there were people above them, who were moving, and I was also above them, and it was you, but they didn't move." Xiaoxue said: "One night husband and wife for 100 days, 100 days of husband and wife love the sea is deep, originally I first inserted my finger in my intestines, and swore in the moon dam, what I said is clear, eating mushrooms will never forget the pimple." Then our old Yang is saying, the program has started, and if you want to go to the next one, it will be you. But people are not as good as heaven, and someone reports you at the right moment. Say you're indecent, you're a hooligan. Our old Yang said again, this is his organization and management, and the discipline inspection of others is under management, and now that people are moving forward, they will not go up before they can get up. Yu Longquan and the discipline inspector Longzhong are wearing even trousers, they are partners on the mahjong table. You can't get on, Lao Yang originally wanted to stop the program, and no one would go up, but Mayor Yu still has a head above, and people have spoken, saying that they still said it when they drank and kicked their teeth, so many vice presidents have no way to be a standing officer, and don't step on the brakes on the boat that is finally started. Our old Yang found the big head and said, this may be some people who are performing together, it is a trap. Guess what the big man said, saying: "Don't say what this is, the tiger's butt can't be touched, they want to rot, let them rot first, give them a chance to rot, and sometimes create rotten conditions for them, the evidence is there, the handle is there, the harmful impetigo will come out, maybe the good show is still to come, only if they rot, the tiger's teeth will be pulled out because of loosening." Cast a long line to catch big fish. You don't know philosophy, philosophy is smart people." When Li Liangshan heard this, he said: "It turns out that this is like this, then I will ride a donkey to read the record book and see it while walking."