Dozing, looking for something at the door of Lao Tzu's house, and pee on Lao Tzu's head, what should I do, Master Wang, if it's really from the police station, don't beat it, your own people. Then you immediately arrange to call the police chief Luo Pang and say, we have caught a few thieves here, and they also said that they are from the police station, and ask the head of the police station to immediately arrange for someone to recognize and collect people, hahaha."

Later, I learned that someone lit the water and quietly told the people under the Military Service Bureau that the police chief, Luo Pang, had arranged for someone to go to the Military Service Bureau to catch gambling, and Chu Degao fell into the trap.

A few people who were beaten with blue noses and swollen faces came to Director Luo Fat, as if they were shouting grievances and inviting merit, but they were scolded by Luo Pang and said: "A few wrecks have been beaten, and they are still calling." You didn't say which of you? A few people said: "Yes, but they said that they are beating this of our masters." Director Luo Pang said: "Forget it this time, Lao Tzu will say hello to you, if there is a fight in the future, you must win for Lao Tzu, so that you are embarrassed to report it to Lao Tzu here, that is, they are killed, not to Lao Tzu to end, Lao Tzu can afford to pay on behalf of the house, if you lose, you will be embarrassed, you, go, go, go, go, go away for me, go to find some dog skin plasters", while speaking, several people were still screaming and screaming, limping to the direction of the hospital.

Luo Pang steals chickens and rice, and the tip of the hammer is full of gas. He stretched his neck, and was so anxious that he walked around, and said: "This is worth it, beating people is still called beating, there is no royal law, it is the king of heaven, Laozi, as long as it is gambling, it is illegal, violent resistance to the law, must be beaten, with legal violence against illegal violence." The tiger's ass also has to be touched", next, the emergency assembly horn sounded, dozens of people ran upstairs to run Dada, and after a while, dozens of people lined up in the courtyard dam, Luo Pang shouted: "Stand upright, take a break", everyone hung a pistol obliquely on the waist pole, loaded with live ammunition, fully armed, Luo Pang pointed at the edge of the hat with the barrel of the pistol, pushed the hat to the top of his head, blew the barrel of the pistol, patrolled in front of the team, walked a few steps, and said, what is this in our hands, is it a burning stick, Today, everyone is not allowed to give Lao Tzu a sloppy pendulum and set off", these people flew into several police cars, the police lights flashed, the sirens sounded, and they rushed towards the Military Service Bureau.

Someone called He Qifeng again and said: "It's overpowered, it's over, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, the big army is coming." He Qifeng immediately ordered the people of the Military Service Bureau and said: "Come on, come on, now even the dead people will make the top door bar for Lao Tzu, this, first put the gate on top of Lao Tzu, set up the machine gun for Lao Tzu, give Lao Tzu the muzzle of the cannon to Lao Tzu against the gate of the police station, and everything is under Lao Tzu's command." The police cars have gathered at the gate of the Military Service Bureau, the police are crowded outside the gate, and the loudspeaker on the upper floor of the Military Service Bureau sounds, saying: "The people outside the gate listen to Lao Tzu, I wait, don't cause trouble, and I'm not afraid of things, Lao Tzu is a military restricted area, you have a pistol, Lao Tzu has a machine gun, you have a machine gun, Lao Tzu has a cannon, as long as it is at the door of Lao Tzu's house, Lao Tzu will never be false to anyone, as long as anyone has the courage to storm the gate, Lao Tzu machine gun shooting, and then Lao Tzu is annoyed, according to the gate of the police station, A few shots were given to Lao Tzu to blast it up. Prepare, it's time to fire, ugly words are ahead, don't say that Lao Tzu didn't say hello first when he killed someone, run away for Lao Tzu if you're afraid of death, get away."

The people in the police station couldn't enter the door, and the people inside were waiting with guns and cannons, and Luo Fat was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, and like a lion with a bone, walking around the door with a gun, thinking about how to break open the door of the Military Service Bureau in one fell swoop. Although he has a hard mouth, his sleeves are high, and he is in a rushing posture, he is also drumming in his heart, if he gets killed, he can't end the scene, and he won't be able to get off the stage, so he still acts like a dog eating roasted radish and venting crookedly, but he doesn't dare to shoot the first shot. Just on this bone joint, the head of the city police called and asked Luo Pang what the situation was, saying: "The head of the city and the province have all asked", Luo Pang He originally thought that he had a reason and was law enforcement, but as soon as he heard that the matter was poked up, he suddenly knotted for a long time and said that he could not stretch, and his bald head was on fire, and he roared: "Luo Fatty, which gives you such a big power, such a big action, you report to me for instructions, there is no plan, you have not achieved enough, there is more than failure, the water washed the Dragon King Temple, You can't take it anymore, you're still confused, now and now, no matter what you do, you have to withdraw the people for me immediately, this is an order." Luo Pang said: "This, this, this, look at this, the anger can be drummed, and it cannot be vented", Guan Mu's eyes were full of gold stars, and he roared: "What this, this, this." When Luo Pang heard this, his eyes rolled, and it was also a step, so he said: "Okay, Director, what I understand must be implemented, and what I don't understand must be implemented, and I must resolutely implement it, I take obedience to orders as my duty." Director Luo Pang put down the phone, raised his voice, and shouted: "Let me hear the upstairs, it's late, Lao Tzu won't play with you, I'll give you a hand, and make a low stake, but this matter is not over, sooner or later it will be a ghost under Lao Tzu's knife, and there will be a period later." All of them, back to the team". At this moment, He Qifeng shouted: "Climb yours, you are deceiving yourself, you can't send it if you go slowly", and there were bursts of laughter from upstairs.

In fact, He Qifeng is also very colorful.

One of his characteristics is that he likes to hang out with women. When he got off work, he yelled at three and four, like a hen with a flock of chickens, and wanted to shout the mothers-in-law in the unit, Dandan, Juanjuan, Taotao, Jiajia, east and west, all the way out to drink. Shouting that doesn't call that, he's particular, the two love to talk about it, and he doesn't shout if he's jealous. Even if he washes his feet after eating, he also likes to get those women on them. Arranged in a room, all on the foot washer, he slept between the peaks and valleys of these women, and he himself, found a woman to wash his feet and massage. Those women, he beckoned a handsome guy to everyone to wash their feet and massage. It is said that men and women are matched, and they are not tired of working. In the sound of the women giggling, he could smell the different body odors of those women. Just like a cow, after smelling a different body fragrance, he raised his head, looked at the sky, fluttered his eyes, took a deep breath, and shook his head, and the water droplets on the cow's beard fell down dripping. Even with his eyes closed, he can know who came to him based on his body fragrance. He likes to sing solo, he prefers to sing in chorus, he likes to be alone, he prefers to be in groups. The different body fragrances of those women, and even a faint smell, were mixed together, and he was fluttering in such a wave of qi. He likes to eat hot pot, pour all kinds of dishes into the pot and cook, make wontons, and serve him a hot pot. At this time, you look over, behind the hot and chaotic smoke, it is him who is smiling with glasses. He liked the young women next door, and he felt that they were mature, generous, uninhibited, and hit it off, as if they were eating a ready-made meal.

He Qifeng has taught before, and he especially likes female students to be cold and clean. The cold and slim and slim, the girl's youth is obscure and hazy, which makes him pay special attention to her, but the barrier of the dignity of the teacher inhibits the flame of his desire. He is also oh, he has his set of theories, saying that people age, it is also a visual statement, when he is young, he cares about size, when he is middle-aged, he cares about length, and when he is old, he cares about hard and soft. Yes, it is forty-five, and there is no distinction between male and female. What are some incomprehensible words, people are forty-eight, and if they say they can't do it, they can't do it, and people are fifty-eight, and there is no way to think about it. Later, he changed his career, and he arranged for people to work in the unit under his management, that is, under his nose, and took care of it to see the after-effects. didn't expect that there was a subordinate who didn't learn and didn't know how to stalk Leng Bingjie in his opinion, and Leng Bingjie loved people to death. He conveyed a hazy love to Leng Bingjie, but in Leng Bingjie's view, master and apprentice are like father and son, and it is impossible for Teacher He and Director He to be disrespectful to the teacher and the elderly. This situation made He Qifeng a little lost, a little sad, and a little resentful. He Qifeng's fire of desire boiled out of the edge of the pot, and then shrank back to the bottom of the pot. He can't blame people for not getting along with him and can't speak, but he has to vent his melancholy feelings. As long as he sees Leng Bingjie's speech and demeanor that are slightly unpleasant to his eyes, wearing clothes and hats, and making mistakes in his work, he will reprimand and refute those phenomena at the unit meeting. He often said that when watching the cow baby beat the cow, the cow should be cut off the field. On the same day, he said at the meeting: "Some people say that some of our cadres are Sanshui cadres, who work to earn salaries, drink tea at work, do things to make oil and water, and contact the reality of our team. Leng Bingjie knew that she was talking about her worries again, and after a long time, she couldn't stay still, and then resigned and ran away. The cold and clean situation is a warning to other women. If you want to mix a person in this unit, you must be good, not only to be committed to him, but also to serve him well and do what he is good for.

The worst thing is that he is a person, who is an official to the point where he is, and in some things, he basically says whatever he wants. In front of those little daughters-in-law, when each family took a manuscript or a legal document, or a business trip expense reimbursement form to him to sign for reimbursement, he always teased and said: "Come and hug it again, you one, make it so famous", at first those women didn't care, and they didn't know what he meant by muttering in his mouth, but later, he asked people: "Are you listening, are you listening to what I tell you", which little daughters-in-law began to listen, understood, and blushed one by one, blushing again and again, It was all over the red, it was red, and then the faces of those people, that is, the city wall and the fortress were as thick, and they even echoed and said: "It's also oh, the duck died in the gutter, and the whole body is soft, that's it, I'm talking about that and that is the shell of the mouth or the hard one", some of them are still old and rude, and even treat others in the way of others, and they also talked back that day: "Director He, I said you, oh, you have no reputation, and you don't have two hundred money." As soon as he heard this, he looked at the women's house, pulled up his mouth and smiled, and the saliva seemed to be uncontrollable, sometimes as if he had been hanging for a long time.