The chicken's belly doesn't know the duck's belly

According to such an unspoken rule, Yang Fulai's father-in-law, Lord Xu, has the right to be looked at by everyone one after another on the hospital bed. But this time there was something strange, that is, Xu Quan had cancer, the soil was buried up to his neck, and his nose could smell the fragrance of the earth. The family was afraid that the disease would spread, so no one would come to visit him again, and there would be no money in the account, so they covered his illness. Those who gave gifts, the second monk was puzzled, and he was full of hope for him, and he would be able to do things after the leader recovered. The family members are also considering, and they are most afraid that Xu Quan is used to such a flattering day, once he falls from the door to the door, maybe his old man will run out of oil and the lights will go out, or he may die of a violent illness. It's also oh, there is really no impermeable wall, Zhu Laosan, a relative of Xing Jianxing, the director of the hospital, is also ready to give Xu Quanquan a gift, and inadvertently gave Xing Jianxing, Xing Jianxing was shocked and said: "Oh, what about the terminal illness, it's only been two or three months, can I rejuvenate my hands, can he come back to life, will he return to his official position to do things for you, what kind of character are these people, conscience calls dogs to eat, this is obviously a corpse, and the dead are going to be lifted up as a top door bar." The news spread quickly, and only a day or two later, no one came to visit, and everyone was scolding this family, which was too vicious.

Some people say that his elder brother Xu Youming, who was originally the head of the district office, was unforgiving and was about to retire. When he was about to retire, the new official had just arrived, and he had not yet left, and he was in the process of handing over. It is said that people go to tea to cool, but before others leave, the tea begins to cool. The new Guan Fat Man shook hands with him cordially and said: "You are old, old revolutionary, there is no merit and hard work, precious wealth, let's have a meal together at noon, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, which will throw you on the beach, and the baton of revolution has been passed down by you." We still have to pass the torch on to the next generation, let's have a meal together." This is a routine arrangement after the handover of leading cadres, and it is also a political rule here, and it is also like a business practice. Xu Youming said: "This, I can correctly treat the rise and fall of the circulation, the iron-beaten Yamen flowing officials, the unofficial is light, and the city head changes the king's flag." He shrugged his shoulders, feeling like he was weightless, and he hugged his pants as if they were about to fall down, but they looked like a chicken, lost his soul. He went home first, waiting to be called, the old woman brought him the bean curd porridge he cooked, his head was shaking, his hands were swinging straight in, and he said: "What are you doing here, I am a member of the organization, I will wait for the unit to have arrangements." It was almost one o'clock at noon, and he thought that people were still in a meeting, but his wife went to the canteen to take a look, and the table was already full of leftover cakes and soup, and the cups and plates were in disarray. The new fat man just gave him a polite comfort, just talking, but he picked up a stick and cone as a needle, and the old woman would come to point and point to him, he sat in the position, and after a long time, a few tears of bean size fell in the bean curd porridge bowl, splashing the soup. After stepping down from his position, he was still not used to it, and there was no way to organize a meeting of personnel, and he would speak. He couldn't be idle, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he got several sons and daughters-in-law to hold family meetings and study newspaper articles. Talking a few words, it's his habit, as soon as he talks about it, he comes to the spirit, his neck and head are straight up, his mouth is like a chain frame, and he doesn't look sick at all. No, he spoke at the family meeting again, talking and talking, he looked at which ones were still listening to himself, oh no, it was the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, some were dozing, some were doing needlework, he was stunned, and three lines of nasal juice and two lines of tears hung up, and said: ", what else are you talking about, the sunset is still meeting in the West Mountain, and the water flows in the East China Sea will not return."

Without the help of Xu Quanquan, Yang Fulai is like a withered seedling on a wasteland, no one to patronize, no one to take care of, no fertile land to nourish, no bright sunshine to bathe, no caress like oil and rain, waiting for his fate to be like this.

Yang Fulai was arranged to be a secretary under Yao Peng, the deputy head of the district in charge of organization and politics and law. This Yao Pengzhi is short and capable, and everyone calls him Yao Pengzi behind his back. But Yang Fulai is tall and big. He knows that the district chief is the district chief, he is himself, what he is, he is nothing, he is not an official, he is an individual, sometimes he is not an individual, sometimes he is a person, he says you can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it, if you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it. Following District Chief Yao, some say that you are a fox and a fake tiger, some say that you are a dog fighting people, some say that you are a tiger, and some say that you are embarrassed, anyway, it means that you live in an animal world, not a human being. This, he Yang Fulai still has to talk about politics and understand the rules. He consciously lowered his head at any time, but his lowered head instinctively looked up at the starry sky at any time, and he thought that it was not a matter of holding the cow's head to drink water on this dog's day. He consciously dodged behind District Chief Yao at any time, but instinctively followed closely at any time, and even sometimes walked in front of others to steal the limelight. Soon after Yao Pengzhi was transferred to his post, the people below were not very familiar with him, and every time he went to the countryside, those people below went out to greet him as usual as soon as they received a call from the chief to investigate, and sometimes they still held flags and banners, shouting slogans, welcome, welcome. Yang Fulai forgot who he was from time to time, he didn't know that his duty was just to open the way, and Qiu Er, who came to pick up guests, didn't know who was the new head of the district, and sometimes he came up first to shake hands with Yang Fulai, and didn't let go for a long time, saying: "Welcome to the leaders to inspect and investigate, everyone applauds, welcome, welcome, warmly welcome", but took Yao Pengzi as a secretary, greeted politely, also asked for a seat, and please drink tea. Yang Fulai also said: "Hello everyone, everyone has worked hard", he enjoyed it, but forgot to launch the district head Yao Pengzi as soon as possible. A few times, the people who greeted the driver were about to wrap Yang Fulai in front and leave first, and Yao Pengzi seemed to be the secretary and followed behind. Sometimes Yao Pengzi hasn't said anything about the problems found in the investigation and research, Yang Fu has come out, and Yao Pengzi has not yet expressed his position on the instructions below, but Yang Fulai has expressed his position. It seems that the opinions of the district chief and his secretary are all opinions, all instructions. Twice, Yao Pengzi was so angry that he almost had to say, I am the head of the district, but the words reached his throat and swallowed back. It wasn't until Yao Pengzhi sat under the seat sign at the venue that the people who greeted him panicked, and their faces turned green with fright, and now they finally knew who was the head of the district and who was the secretary Qiu Er. As we all know, planting melons and getting melons, planting beans and getting beans, cause and effect is the strongest law of motion. People in the rivers and lakes, even old rivers and lakes, will always pay the price for their little misdeeds. Later, some cadres' hats fell off for no reason, and when they petitioned Yao Pengzi, they were still holding the pipa and half-covering their faces, and they replied shyly: "What about this chief, square the place that is not square, and round the place that is not round." But what I thought to me was, too, oh, we met a ghost. At the beginning, I was blind, I didn't see the hair, none of the hairs were stretched, and now it's my turn to beat us to death with a stick, and I'm afraid I still have to say that I have to say that I am a man, Yao Pengzi waved his hands and said: "It's needed for work, where does the chicken belly know about the duck belly, that's where the matter is", although the master did not eat the closed door, but his nose touched a nose gray.

These scenes have been seen in different towns and villages, but sometimes they miraculously avoid embarrassment.

One afternoon, Jiang Zhicheng, deputy head of the district, went to a township to inspect the work, Jiang Zhicheng had not yet come, but everyone knew that another brain shell was coming, and when he was about to come, Bai Peifu turned his back to the window, remembering that the leader of the big baby was coming, and everyone lost their freedom, and even the freedom of thought was gone. It just so happened that at this moment, when Jiang Zhicheng, who arrived first in Weifu private interview, passed by, he heard it, he was originally pursuing a feeling, he wanted to have authority in front of his subordinates and get the wonderful feeling he deserved, after hearing this, his face was so black that he could wring down the water, and a few people looked at the dark face of this black-faced Bao Gong, and they already had a premonition that something was not good, and they looked at each other, and they closed their hands, shrunk their feet, and bowed their heads, and they didn't think there would be any good fruit to eat. Bai Peifu turned his back to the door, and didn't see that Jiang Zhicheng with a straight face had come, and his black swollen face that only ducks who put ducks were still interested, and other colleagues were inconvenient to raise their eyebrows to warn him, they all sweated for him, and they all smiled bitterly embarrassedly, the alert Bai Peifu felt a little wrong from everyone's demeanor and atmosphere, it should be Jiang Zhicheng They came behind them, and this bell must be tied to the bell, as a result, Bai Peifu was in a hurry, and immediately laughed at himself and said:" There is a Bai Peifu in the town, and his words never count." As soon as he said this, everyone laughed, and Jiang Zhicheng also laughed, some laughed and hunched over, and some laughed with tears in their eyes. Later, although Jiang Zhicheng did not give Bai Peifu a red hat, he did not give him small shoes to wear, nor did he give him a green hat.

Of course, the problem is not only these, Yao Pengzi can't go all the way, I am the head of the district, and the embarrassing crisis caused by this must be properly solved by other methods.

No, they arrived at a township again, and everyone began to snub Yao Pengzi again, and they were a little embarrassed, until they had dinner, and the impasse in front of them was not completely alleviated. I don't know if it's too hard to go to the countryside, or a little unhappy, he drank two more glasses of wine, asked the mayor Wang Mazi, and said: "What kind of wine is in your plastic pot, it's a bit like Moutai wine", Wang Mazi squeezed his eyes and squeezed all the pockmarked eyes, it was really pockmarks yawning, all the general mobilization Oh, said: "What about the chief, who still dares to put Moutai wine up and drink now", Wang Mazi felt that it was wrong again, and the tip of his tongue was raised and said: "Oh, who still dares to drink Moutai now, this is the barnyard wine of our township Kaka Distillery" Yao Pengzi glanced at the plastic pot and said, "The old wine is in a new bottle, oh, this barnyard wine is delicious." During the banquet, Yang Fulai lowered his head and whispered to Wang Mazi, and Yao Pengzi, the head of the district, said: "This miscellaneous grain wine here is delicious, what do you think the words of the head of the Yao district mean, the head of the district has said it, and the words of the head of the district are casually told to you." Wang Mazi shrank his head with a shrunken face and said, "I'm not a person who can't wake up with three sticks, as long as he cocks his buttocks, I know what he is going to pull." After the dinner, when I left the countryside, several large plastic jugs of wine had been loaded in the trunk of the car. After Yao Pengzi went back, he called his friends and whispered: "It's nothing, my friend sent some Moutai wine, come on, have a few drinks", and forgot about those unpleasant things to the clouds.

Of course, the matter is not over, and those who have offended the leadership, they are always worried about what will happen. Once, the mayor of the town, Wang Mazi, found a big wine jug, which could hold thirty catties. Find someone to pick up the first wine of the winery. The head wine is fragrant, the head wine is expensive, it is good to wear crotch pants, and the people in the workshop will not give you joint wine to sell. Obviously, if you take the first wine, the back is the tail wine, a tender bun grain stalk is angry, and a rotten red lotus taste, you can't mix water, or you can't mix much water, and you can't sell it at a price. This time, he bit his teeth twice, his cheeks bulged twice, and his mouth bones tightened, and he spent two months' wages to buy thirty pounds, and finally bought it and sent it away.

Yao Peng spoke to Wang Mazi not long ago, and said: "You, how can you say you, my comrade brother, say that you are buried in the cart, don't look up at the road, yes, not all, you have to learn to do things, but first you have to learn to be a man, you have to be good at generals, some people, if you lift weight, some people, if you lift weight, you can lift your eyes clearly, and you can lead the outline." said to be a man, which ancestor Lao Tzu said, that is, I can calculate the distance between celestial bodies, but I can't calculate the sinister human heart.