It will be a pile of dry wood, so dry that it will smoke, and as long as there is a spark, it will burn with a raging flame. The flat-nosed monkey was in a hurry, and hugged Li Enchanting from behind, and Li Enchanting stepped on her feet and moved her hands again, trying to escape. Collapsed nose thought, my good looks, there are also a few tables, and the people are still strong, not to mention that your man went, and there was not even a rat tail at home, and the table beat the dog, so you don't need someone to help you, it's a fake seriousness. It was not up to Li Enchanting to pull the strings and touch Li Enchanting, just like when the boat was stopped, a bamboo pole had been inserted from the hole in the boat, and the boat would stop steadily, and everything would not deviate from its origin, and it was like a gun pipe against the devil's head, and the devil couldn't move. Li Yourao seems to be a widow and a little disobedient, but because the nose is not too big, but there must still be a face, it is not easy to be overly stubborn, the two of them are like two cows playing and fighting each other, and they are deadlocked. The nose is on fire, and I feel that after becoming the president, I will eat and drink spicy food, and I have never seen any battles, but I am still capsized in the gutter today, and I want to give him a hard one. I saw him, I couldn't help but say, I tore open Li Enchanting's clothes, the buttons of Li Enchanting's clothes flew to the ground one by one, and he kicked his nose and kicked heels like peeling bamboo shoots, and he used his feet to cut it open. Li Yourao somehow began to paralyze half-push and half-on-the-spot, and her nose collapsed like a needle, with thousands of threads on it, but the eye of the needle could only pass through one thread at a time. After a while, the nose collapsed and the waist rod kept up, the skull of the head was looking, the eyes lit up, and the whole body was like a general shaking off the dust rock on his body, all of a sudden like a deflated ball, and the bow paralyzed on Li Yourao's back. Li Yourao seemed to have no fun, and seemed to regret it, scolding: "You donkey day, you donkey day, you do a good thing, bad morals", while wearing pants, while looking for buttons on the ground. Collapsed nose smiled next to him, and said, "What a big thing, the radish pulled out his eyes", and then lifted and shook his pants, and the knife and gun were put into storage.

Collapsed nose sent workers to work, and men and women were all figuring out his fancy intestines.

Early in the morning, Collapsed Nose sent workers on the radio, calling people to do this and that, and calling Li Enchanting to go to Guan Tianyan to cut the grass for the cows. Before noon, Nose picked up a cigarette pouch and said that he was going to take a walk, of course, this is his territory, and he wants to take a look, see the water, and see the crops and seedlings. Both south and north and secretly went to Guantian Yanxia. Li Yourao hummed a mountain song, collapsed her nose and pretended to cough, and connected her head, and then, the two of them were in the haystack, dry firewood, and rolled together again. The widower Wang on the top of the rock, who loves to follow Li Enchanting when he has nothing to do, is also a matter of taking a look, he is also thinking, Li Enchanting is a steamed bun, the big head is called a collapsed nose to gnaw, but maybe some scum will fall on the ground, you can also pick it up, throw it into your mouth, taste it, and coax your mouth. Sometimes I feel that my human skin is not stretched alive, and I am a little cheap, like a dog under the dinner table, always guarding the territory under the table, and my eyes are always looking greedily at the master, in case the master drops a bone, you can have a full meal. Li Yourao went to Guan Tianyan, and he followed, looking, wanting to take a look at the blanks and pick up a rake. He hid in the cage, staring at Li Enchanting, hey, after a while, he came to the nose again, thinking that they would come to something, sure enough, people are on the head of sex, busy roaring, he, angry, anxious, drought drought, waterlogged death, full man does not know that hungry man is hungry, hum, to splash, everyone can't do it. The old king next door rolled a stone on the top cover, and the stone rolled into the woods, and rolled out of the thorn Balin, and the light went in and out, and the stone pressed down on the legs and feet of the collapsed nose, and the collapsed nose shouted, saying, "Which turtle son made the yin arrow poison, oh, a new trend in the class struggle." Since then, because he has a leg with Li Enchanting and is missing a leg, he drags his leg up and walks around the street anytime and anywhere, leaving a retirement memory. From time to time, someone will ask him: "What's wrong with you", he said: "Get out", people say: "Are you rolling in the grinding gear", he will blush, his neck will be thick, the green tendons on his forehead will burst out, and he will say angrily: "Lao Tzu has no good cigarettes for you to put in the pipe, and say all those words that are not famous." The person who said it was also boring. People will say: "Ah, I didn't say anything about you, ask people not to bully each other, you still take it seriously, oh, the leg with a collapsed nose is on crutches again."

After saying this, the old man in the world banged on the dry tobacco pouch on his shoe bar and said, "I know, now I know the meaning of shuttle leaves." Shuttle leaves, that is, to make leaves shuttle, that is, someone to make leaves shuttle, that is, to do those things casually regardless of people and places, in today's words, it is a bad style of life."

A Tianxia stammered a little, no matter how smooth it was, he was stammering, and he also made fun of him: "Most of the cucumbers have been beaten by gongs, and I haven't eaten a bowl of salt dryly, I haven't eaten a bowl of bean sprouts stretched, and I haven't stammered a word." Whatever you say, it always ends in the middle of the day, like a blunt saw unraveling a wooden plank. You said that it would be better for him to say less, but he loved to say it, which confirmed the sentence, it is easy to carry the pot and talk, and it is easy to talk with the tongue. He speaks, at his own expense, and listens to him, and listens to him to make people angry. He's always in a hurry. No matter how leisurely things are, he is in a hurry. After eating, his mouth is still chewing, he is already wiping his mouth, the urine has not been pulled, he is already hugging his pants, the woman is still sexual, he is already cleaning up his clothes. said that he drove his mother-in-law, and he didn't admit it when he lifted his pants. People said to him: "The good thing is not busy, what are you busy with, is the oil cylinder falling", in fact, the oil cylinder has not fallen, he went to support the oil cylinder. But after all, he just can't change it. Before he finished speaking, he had already curled his tongue, and the more anxious he was, the more he stammered, the more anxious he became, the blood rushed to his head, his face was swollen, his face was red, and his skull was big. He said, "This, this, this, I, I, I also know, then you know what is a whip and what is a whip." The people who were a little annoyed with him, as soon as they heard him talk about this topic, they all looked at him again and wanted to hear it. He said: "You know that cypress trees have bark, and if you want to remove them, what can you do, of course, you can run to the shovel, but if you want a shovel, it takes a lot of effort." There is another way, that is, to put the cut cypress tree on a wooden horse, use the back of the axe to beat the skin at the big head of the tree, hammer and melt, then grab the bark, pull back, and peel off all the bark, this is the bark. Whip, a lot, that, isn't it just whipping, of course, by extension, you didn't do that, dangling outside, swinging, not doing serious things, it can also be said that you are whipping. You masters, are you okay?" When everyone heard this, they laughed, and they all felt that this world was not a thing, and they were making fun of everyone.

Shen didn't take Jia Tianxia seriously, so he lifted Jia Tianxia's hat, Jia Tianxia's hat was like a leaf falling from a tree in autumn, floating up and falling on the ground, the bald light suddenly shone in front of everyone, Jia Lao Han blushed, looked straight at the ground and grabbed his hat, and suddenly became angry, and said: "Lao Tzu day, day, day, got." Shen Yitou said, the hat fell to the ground, and the finch vomited. Then everyone laughed, not taking his cloak stopper seriously.

Jia Tianxia felt that although he was also suffocated, he was finally able to speak, and he instinctively felt a sense of accomplishment. But for his hat was taken off, he was a little puzzled, he felt that Shen Yitou was making trouble, painting snakes and adding feet, Shen Yitou itself is a stepping stone, and Jia Tianxia wants to use him as a stepping stone, and he will not be rude. Then he said, "There is another thing about this, I will nag you about it." All of a sudden, everyone's ears stood up again. He said: "This, this, the cow was originally a cow, but she was not willing to be lonely, he said in front of the carp: "Mermaid, you just have to follow me, listen to me, there is food and drink, there is a good life", this carp thought that this is not the same road we are walking, I am taking the waterway, the cow said: "I have a way to do this, you wait until you get up", the cow is in front of the walk while urinating, the urine flows into the water, the carp also swims along the current, leisurely, alive and jumps forward, But it didn't take long for the fish to stop, and the cow looked at the fish, and the fish looked at the cow, and the fish said, "Is there at least any of your cows?" Everyone was stunned at first, and then suddenly realized that A Tianxia was saying something sober, which means that Shen Yitou, do you have anything else to say in it? At this moment, everyone laughed again, and the laughter made the willow branches by the river flutter in the wind.

Chapter II

Some people say that Yang Xiaohua's habits are related to his mother's star flower. There is a saying that when you buy a cow, you have to buy a fork corner, and you have to see your mother-in-law when you open a family.

On the Jialing River, whether it is up or down, as soon as the boat arrives at the wharf, those boatmen will go to drink, and after drinking, they will go to find women. In the eyes of the natives on the riverside, as soon as these people get out of the boat, they will not return home for ten days and a half months, and at most they will not return home for several months, and they will eat well and be in good health, while others such as shoulders and shoulders are still a little worn out. I was sleepy at night, and occasionally the sound of a few mosquitoes buzzing, the sound of water waves hitting the side of the boat, the smell of sweat, and the smell of fish