Chapter 50 Before the Exam vs During the Exam
[Before the exam vs during the exam#Exam#Funny]
Seeing this title, many emperors were full of confusion.
The previous emperors of the Sui Dynasty, they didn't know what this exam was.
For them, officials are all elected and have not gone through the so-called examinations.
For the emperors after the Sui Dynasty, although the imperial court set up the imperial examination to select talents, they didn't know what was the difference between before the examination and during the examination?
They feel inexplicable.
At this time, the screen begins to play, and a cartoon character appears, holding a book in his hand.
He recited aloud [Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. 】
is constantly repeating [Sun Wukong havoc in the Heavenly Palace. 】
Then another picture appeared, and I saw this cartoon character, the textbook in his hand turned into a pen, and a test paper appeared on the table.
The 'Monkey King havoc in the Heavenly Palace' became 'Monkey King founded Beijing.' East'.
Then he was even more unconfident and said, "Shun." Wind it'.
After thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, and the answer became 'Sun Wukong drank and went crazy.' ’
It still doesn't feel right, and it turns 'drinking crazy' into 'single out of red'.
In the end, he confidently said: 'Sun Wukong wields a knife from the palace'.
When Lu Feng saw this, he couldn't be happy.
Isn't this the scumbag himself? The answer you memorize is always different from the answer you write.
Qin Dynasty.
Qin Shi Huang looked at the canopy, he couldn't understand what it meant.
Whether it's the name Monkey King or the names of JD SF? Haven't heard of it.
He can understand that he is crazy when he drinks alcohol, but what is in this monotonous red?
And what the hell is wielding a knife from the palace, could it be that this cartoon character on the canopy wants to be a eunuch?
Subsequently, Qin Shi Huang noticed what the cartoon character had gotten.
What they got was different from Daqin's writing materials.
Could it be that there is a better material for writing in the future? With this suspicion, Qin Shi Huang looked at it carefully.
At the same time, he also understood why later generations were able to provide education for so many students.
Zhao Gao looked at the sky, he also didn't understand.
Especially when he heard the knife from the palace, his heart trembled.
He recalled that when he swung his knife from the palace, it was a nightmarish existence.
Song dynasty.
Many readers laughed when they saw the video on the canopy.
They often encounter this situation, and there is no other way to change this situation except to study hard.
At the same time, they are also curious, who is Monkey King? , JD.com, what is SF?
Ming dynasty.
Wu Chengen, who was writing "Journey to the West", raised his head when he heard Tianmu talk about Sun Wukong.
Since the appearance of the canopy, watching the canopy has become a part of his life every day in his spare time.
He also has his own guesses about all kinds of things on the canopy, and he is more and more sure that this is the afterlife.
Today he suddenly heard his novel character Sun Wukong, he was very surprised, he didn't expect his book to be passed on to future generations.
His motivation to write was instantly sufficient, and he kept writing new chapters on the paper.
"Rome is not a snail: You may not believe it, my grades in high school have always been average, belonging to the upper middle level, but I listen to the lectures quite seriously.
It wasn't until the day of the exam, when I was taking these questions, that I suddenly remembered in my mind that a lot of the knowledge that the teacher had taught in class, and then I did it very easily [covering my face]. 》
"XYT: You have been updating your brain for more than ten years, and finally on that day, version 2.0 was updated [covering your face]"
"Du'an: The accumulation of quantity has achieved a qualitative leap, many things just can't be learned, with the passage of time, the accumulation of knowledge, the formation of thinking logic, and suddenly remember the previous knowledge will be [look]"
Seeing these comments, many readers agreed, and so did they.
And the sage of Confucius once said: Review the old and learn the new.
They can't learn the new knowledge, they can only familiarize themselves, keep understanding, and wait for this knowledge to be firmly remembered.
Very- OK: Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.
Before the exam: Liang Shanbo and the guillotine.
Exam time: Liang Shanbo and Boli seaweed.
After the exam: Liang Shanbo and Hatsune Miku. 》
121212: Before the exam: Romeo and Juliet.
During the exam: Romeo and Kublai Khan. 》
The people who have watched the opera Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were stunned when they saw this comment.
However, they can still understand the situation, and at the same time, they also understand the difficulty of those who read.
At the same time, they wonder, who is Romeo and Juliet?
Listening to this name, it doesn't look like a Han nationality.
Could it be an invasion of the afterlife?
"The Flowers Have Not Fallen at the End of Summer: Before the Exam: Zhuge Kongming.
Exam time: Zhuge dinosaurs.
After the test: Zhuge carries the wolf.
Three watches in the middle of the night: dinosaurs carry wolves, dinosaurs carry wolves. 》
"OK: Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from the grass boat.
Before the exam: Zhuge Liang has seventy-two changes.
After the test: Zhuge Liang flashed in place.
Midnight: Zhuge Liang Wind Demon Hand Shadow Sword. 》
"Pan Xiansen: Before the exam: Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from the grass boat.
During the exam: Zhuge Liang made a cheap toilet.
After the exam: Zhuge Liang stole the car and was electrified.
Reminiscence: Zhuge Liang's miracle reappeared.
Waking up in the middle of the night: Zhuge Liang scammed in northern Myanmar. 》
Three Kingdoms period.
Liu Chan was very happy to see that there was the name of 'Xiangfu' on the canopy.
Maybe in the eyes of many people, he is just a puppet.
However, Liu Chan understood that without the support of the 'Xiang' Zhuge Liang, the entire Shu Han would have ceased to exist a long time ago.
He is not afraid of what others say, but he is afraid that the 'father' will not be able to support him, so he can only be happy.
Zhuge Liang saw his name on the canopy, he was very calm, but the feather fan kept fanning himself, and he silently remembered the straw boat borrowing arrows in his heart.
He didn't know what it was to borrow arrows from a straw boat, but since it was repeated so constantly in later generations, he believed that he would be of great use.
Ming dynasty.
Luo Guanzhong was very happy to see the information on the canopy.
The last time he looked at the sky, he picked up two sentences and wrote them in his book, but he didn't expect to see it this time, and he could pick up things again.
Among them, Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from the grass boat, which is perfectly in line with Zhuge Liang, who is intellectually close to a demon in his book.
"Proud Laughter Red Dust: Zhang Yide Whips the Postover.
Zhang Yide steals lard.
Zhang Yide sells goods with free shipping. 》
When Luo Guanzhong saw this, he was very happy.
I found a material that can write Zhuge Liang before, but I didn't expect to find a material here that can write Zhang Fei.
Zhang Yide whipped the superintendent, which perfectly fits the character of Zhang Fei in his book.
It's so cool to be able to pick up writing materials at any time.
"024: Sima Guang smashed the cylinder.
Sima Guang smashed the cylinder.
Sima Guang smashed the cylinder......
Sima cylinder smashed light? 》
Song dynasty.
Sima Guang saw that the canopy displayed 'Sima Guang smashing the cylinder', and he was still a little secretly happy in his heart.
He didn't expect that this little thing he did when he was a child would be sung to future generations.
It's just that when he saw Sima Jar smashing the light, his face darkened.
This is simply a discredit for his reputation!
(End of chapter)