People say you're shameless.

Answer: Yes, I don't want it, give it to you, it just so happens that you don't.

People say you're so dark.

Answer: Yes, I just don't have your superficiality.

People say you're short.

Answer: Dogs look down on people.

People say you're ugly.

Reply: Compared with you, I am full of confidence.

Others say you're sick.

Answer: Yes, I was infected by you.

People say you're stupid.

Answer: With your IQ, I'm afraid you won't be able to find this problem.

Someone else gives you a nickname.

Answer: If you eat too much salt, read more books.

Words that others scold you.

Reply: Got a lot of drinks, didn't you?

People say you're dressed dirty.

Answer: Is this little soil enough to bury you?

Others say you're as short as a martial artist.

Hui: You don't have to stand shoulder to shoulder with the telephone pole when you grow taller, and when do you need to bow your head when you talk to me?

People say you're fat.

Reply: Look at your famine, you don't have to eat less, right?

People say you're bald.

Answer: Yes, as long as you have a lot of hair, the monkeys have to call you big brother.

If someone says to you, a slap won't make a sound.

Answer: Try slapping you in the face.

Others say that flies don't bite seamless eggs.

Re: You're a fly, you have the final say.

People say you don't have to be unforgiving.

Answer: You know you ignored it.

Others say that I am a straight-talking person, don't mind.

Reply: It's painful for me to hit someone, so don't mind.

Others say that you don't borrow any money, why are you so stingy.

Reply: You borrowed all this money, why are you so useless.

People say you just don't know how to be empathetic.

Re: Wronged myself, did it make you happy?

People say I've eaten more salt than you've walked.

A: No wonder you live like a salted fish.

Others say that he is still a child and is not sensible, so you can't let him do a little?

Hui: He's not sensible, aren't you sensible either?

Others say that you are still a college student, and you will not even do this.

Reply: You're still a person, and you can't even speak.

People say how come you are so unsociable.

Reply: I have a phobia of intensity, and I can't reach people who have a lot of eyes.

Others say that you pay more attention to image loss and lose weight.

Re: You usually pay more attention to your speech and take care of your mouth.

People say you're too sensitive.

A: I'm not sensitive to people.

People say you're ugly.

Response: Aesthetic bias is a mental deficiency. Hello, retarded.

People say you're an old aunt.

Answer: What, you don't think you will live to this age?

People say your teeth are ugly.

Hui: Ugly teeth can be straightened, can you sew your mouth broken?

People say you have a lot of hair.

A: Your mouth stinks.

Isn't it just a joke when people say it's just a joke?

Answer: Didn't you laugh, didn't you?

Others say that it is a blessing for you to suffer.

Hui: Then I wish you happiness like the East China Sea.

Others say why are you so stingy, you don't know how to share good things.

Reply: Coincidentally, you weren't there when I shared it.

People say you have a big face.

Hui: You have a small face, and your facial features are stacked together, like a QR code.

People say you have short legs.

Reply: You have long legs, and a toothpick has a lollipop.

People say you're as thin as a rib.

Answer: I have never heard that fatty meat is more expensive than pork ribs.

People say you have bad skin.

Reply: It's really not as good as you, not as thick as your maintenance.

People say you're always late.

Re: I always arrive early, but you always arrive late.

People say you have a bad voice.

Answer: My voice is ugly, but what you say is not good.

People say your plans are all utopian.

A: At least I have a plan, and you don't even have a plan.

People say you always forget things.

Reply: The things I forgot are the ones you can't remember.