1. A little penguin fell down with a chirp, and a little bird chirped and laughed at it: "Are you planning to lie down for the rest of your life?" Not up yet! "

The little penguin huffed and said, "Yes, I'm sorry! "

2. One day Taro and Bo Bo quarreled, Taro Mu was so angry that he ran away from home, Milk Tea felt that Bo Bo was too much, so he eloped with him, and there was only one left, Bo Bo.

So, do you want this Bo Bo or not!

3. There was a pineapple that went to get a haircut, and it sat for a long time, and the barber never gave it a haircut, so it said, "You can give me a haircut!" "

4. There is a duckling in line, trying to align with the duck in front, but it can't be aligned in any way.

And it muttered, "I'm sorry for the duck, I'm sorry for the duck."

5. You owe me five dollars, and now you pay me back ten.

Now, I owe (apologies)

6. One day m and

Quarreled, and finally M apologized.

Because of M so

y (I'm so

y!)

7. The sum of the first term plus the last term, multiplied by the number of terms divided by two - sum

8. One day, an aloe vera saw a kudzu moss in the mud, and the aloe vera thought, why can't kudzu moss be kept in a flower pot?

Then, aloe vera suddenly realized, because Ge loves mud (I love you).

9. The moon runs away from home during the day and returns at night.

So, when are you coming back?

10. One day, a girl walked into a flower shop and she wanted to buy a bouquet of flowers for her boyfriend.

However, she didn't know which flower to choose. So, she asked the florist owner, "Which flower should I choose?" ”

The boss smiled and replied, "It depends on what you know about him and your relationship." ”

The girl thought for a moment and said, "Then I want a bouquet of lilies." ”

The boss asked curiously, "Why Lily?" ”

The girl smiled and replied: "Because I like the name - Pepsi Agree." ”

The boss smiled after hearing this: "I see, then I wish you and your boyfriend happiness." ”

11. One day, a boy had a fight with his girlfriend, and he was very angry and ran out.

After a few hours, after he calmed down, he felt that his behavior was a little excessive, so he bought a bouquet of flowers and returned home to apologize to his girlfriend.

The girlfriend was very happy when she saw the flowers, but she asked the boy, "Why did you buy red roses?" ”

The boy replied: "Because red represents enthusiasm and apology." ”

The girlfriend was very moved when she heard this, and she said to the boy: "Actually, I love you too, but we had a fight just now." ”

Since then, they have never quarreled again.

12. One day, a little bird sang on a branch. Its song is very beautiful and attracts many animals to come and listen.

The bird sang very happily, but suddenly it found that its voice was a little too loud, which frightened the animals around it.

The bird was so sorry that it stopped singing and apologized to the animals: "I'm sorry I scared you." I'll take care to control my voice. ”

The animals are very understanding of the birds, and they encourage them to keep singing.

Since then, the bird has learned to control its voice and make its singing more beautiful.

13. One day, a hedgehog accidentally stabbed another hedgehog. It said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stab you." ”

The other hedgehog smiled and said, "It's okay, I know you didn't mean it." We all have thorns. ”

The two hedgehogs have been more friendly since then.